when they guy that bails you is as crazy as you
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when i periodically look at this post im reminded that this is what wilson looked like when he & house met & then my mind goes to downright devious places
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Do you ever stop and think about all the ridiculous and kinda hilarious things that sound like headcanons but are actually are canon in House MD? Like,
• Wilson is canonically fantastic in bed
• House was canonically a cheerleader in college
• Wilson canonically gets whiskey dick
• House canonically attends a festival every year where he makes a spud gun
Just to name a few. Feel free to reblog and add because House MD truly has one of the most entertaining canons.
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phoebe bridgers singing i know it's for the better know it's for the better know it's for the better know it's for the better know it's for the better know it's for the better...
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they make me so full of rage
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peak bisexuality is House checking Cuddy out and then immediately locking eyes with Wilson while he hollows his cheeks out around a lollipop
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need to learn how to draw their facesz,,
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house didn’t hate amber because she was annoying or bitchy or taking too much of Wilson’s time. Whether he hated her or not is even up for debate.
I think it’s a kind of guttural moment when house and Wilson are talking about why Wilson likes amber so much. And then house says “you’re sleeping with me”
To me, house hates amber because she is him. She is him in personality and humour, but she’s a woman.
House finally has to realise that, well, Wilson is capable of dating someone with houses personality. It’s just that he doesn’t want to date a man.
It’s this moment of: so it isn’t me, it’s this uncontrollable thing: my gender. This thing I can’t change that’s stopping me from loving you.
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So, you're telling me that Wilson's first instinct was to run headfirst into a burning building because he saw House in there. And you're telling me that House faked his death, gave up everything, just so he could run away with Wilson for the last five months Wilson had. Okay, cool... I'm fine...
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