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"two brothers?" "same guy!"
no one can prove these quotes weren't said off-screen
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Maia: It’s funny how well you and Alec get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?
Clary: Alec hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.
#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#shadowhunters#maia roberts#clary fray#fraywood brotp#claia#mine#source: unknown
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simon: punch me in the face!
jace: punch you?
simon: yes, punch me in the face! didn't you hear me?
jace: i always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
#incorrect shadowhunters quote#shadowhunters#simon lewis#jace wayland#jimon#mine#source: bbc sherlock
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jace: we should normalize not loving family members.
maia: you could just say, "i hate my dumb fucking uncle" or whatever. talk like a normal person!
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jace: can we talk? one 10 to another?
izzy: i'm an 11, but continue.
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alec: i'm not saying I would make a better head of the institute, that's unsaid...
jace: it's not unsaid when you say it.
alec: no, i'm saying i'm not saying it, so, in fact, it is unsaid.
#shadowhunters#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#alec lightwood#jace wayland#parabatai#mine#source: succession
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clary: you need to react when people cry!
alec: i did, i rolled my eyes.
#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#shadowhunters#clary fray#alec lightwood#fraywood brotp#mine#source: 2 broke girls
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izzy: oh my god, i'm my father. i've been trying so hard not to become my mother, i didn't see this coming.
#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#shadowhunters#isabelle lightwood#source: friends#mine#robert lightwood#fyi i don't think izzy is actually that much like robert lmao. (who i Do Not Like by and large)#but i've always found it interesting that there seems to be a robert-izzy maryse-alec psuedo favoritism thing going
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trying to explain parabtai to clary in 1.03
jace about alec: if i murdered someone, he’s the person i’d call to help me drag the corpse across the institute floor. he’s my person.
#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#shadowhunters#parabatai#jace wayland#clary fray#alec lightwood#source: grey's anatomy#mine
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maia: of course i'd kick a man while he's down. why do you think i knocked him down in the first place?
#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#shadowhunters#maia roberts#source: tumblr#(? i think? correct me if wrong)#any way! this could have been izzy clary or quite frankly alec.#they all have a tendency to fight dirty and I love them for that#and maia needs more love on this blog bc she <3
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bonding during the s3 finale timeskip
jace, trying to bond with simon: this is fun. i like this. do you wanna hang out for a while and insult each other?
#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#jimon#shadowhunters#jace wayland#simon lewis#source: crazy ex girlfriend#mine
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simon: you're pretty and you're smart and you're ignoring me. so you're obviously my type.
isabelle: i'm sorry, what were you saying?
simon: perfect.
#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#shadowhunters#sizzy#simon lewis#isabelle lightwood#source: crazy ex girlfriend#mine
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jace: raise your hand if you don't like me.
clary: and what do we do if we like you?
maia, both hands in the air: raise your standards.
#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#shadowhunters#jace wayland#clary fray#maia roberts#clace#jaia#claia#source: tumblr
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clary: we're a family! families talk about things!
alec: no. families ignore things until they go away.
#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#shadowhunters#clary fray#alec lightwood#alec and clary#mine#source: new girl
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alec, talking to izzy, jace, and clary: since you won't be able to reach me for a month, i've left a complimentary bowl of advice. for instance, "jace, stop doing that!" just applies to everything.
#incorrect shadowhunters quote#shadowhunters#alec lightwood#clary fray#isabelle lightwood#jace wayland#mine#source: new girl
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Alec: I'm totally comfortable telling Clary that I don't trust her. I tell her that all the time.
#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#shadowhunters#alec lightwood#clary fray#mine#source: no good nick#djsshhs#clary and alec
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Alec (to Jace): You just want someone who will yammer about Clary with you all day long because with me, every time you mention Clary, I make you give me five dollars. By the way, you owe me $300.
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Aldertree: Well, you know what they say. One person's blackmailing is another person's love story.
Izzy: ... Who says that?
Aldertree: Me.
#shadowhunters#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#isabelle lightwood#aldertree#mine#source: crazy ex girlfriend
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