Angel Dust: You're handsome and you're smart and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type~
Husk: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Angel Dust: Perfect…
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Tony: Your giving Natasha a key to your apartment?
Y/N: That's right, I gave her the key to my heart and now I'm giving her the key to my ap-heart-ment.
Tony:
Y/N: [smiles]
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Clint: You’re giving Yelena a key to your apartment?
Kate: That’s right, I gave her the key to my heart and now I’m giving her the key to my ap-heart-ment.
Clint:
Kate: [smiles]
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[first time bonding]
Dick, to Jason: This is fun. I like this. Do you wanna hang out for a while and insult each other?
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Jiang Cheng: I don't want to feel this way. I reject this feeling. I respectfully decline this feeling.
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Shinichi: It’s against my moral code.
Kaito: That means your morals are not up to code.
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Stan: You’re giving Beverly a key to your apartment?
Ben: That's right, I gave her the key to my heart and now I'm giving her the key to my ap-heart-ment
Stan:
Ben: *Grins*
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Thor: When I was a baby I didn’t cry at all and they took me to a healer because they thought I was broken-
Thor: But I was just a super chill baby!
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Ballister: I have friends, I definately have friends.
Ballister: Friends, friends, friendly friends. It's time to meet my friends!
Nimona: I'm Nimona!
Ambrosius: ...Ambrosius?
Ballister:
Ballister:
Ballister:
Dr. Blitzmeyer: Lady who hit your car!
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crutchie: all i got to do is keep you two alive for 48 hours.
albert: really? that's where we're setting the bar?
crutchie: yeah, it is, albert, yeah it is.
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Rodolphus, to Lucius: You're like the dad I never had
Lucius: You don’t have a dad?
Rodolphus: I mean I do, but he sucks
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Steve: You’re pretty. And you’re smart. And you’re ignoring me, so you’re obviously my type.
Billy: I’m sorry, what were you saying?
Steve: Perfect.
incorrect harringrove (part iv)
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james: you're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me. so you're obviously my type
regulus and lily: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
james: perfect
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Jennifer: You’re giving Natasha a key to your apartment?
Y/N: That’s right, I gave her the key to my heart and now I’m giving the key to my ap-heart-ment.
Jennifer:
Y/N: [smiles]
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Tanjiro: What's wrong with you?
Zenitsu: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of parental affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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Wen Qing: What's wrong with you?
Wei Wuxian: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of parental affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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