๐ฌ๐๐ท๐ถ : ENOUGH OF THIS PEACE . I CHOOSE VIOLENCE AND I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND MURDER AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND . I AM ANGRY!!
๐๐ต๐ผ๐๐ผ : oh , you're so adorable , come here and give your onichan a hug
๐ฌ๐๐ท๐ถ : wh-what? DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID ? I WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE
๐๐ต๐ผ๐๐ผ , ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด : omg this is so cute
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๐ ๐ฒ๐ด๐๐บ๐ถ : You're so annoying
๐ฌ๐๐ท๐ถ : . . . Then let go of my hand
๐ ๐ฒ๐ด๐๐บ๐ถ : * holding onto yuji's hand tighter* no.
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๐ก๐ฎ๐บ๐ท๐ผ๐ผ๐ป : Waved at a man today because i thought he was waving at me
๐ก๐ฎ๐บ๐ท๐ผ๐ผ๐ป : Turns out he was waving at someone else , so to not seem awkward i kept my hand up for a taxi which is now taking me to the airport
๐ก๐ฎ๐บ๐ท๐ผ๐ผ๐ป : if you need me i'll be in Poland starting my new life
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๐ ๐ฒ๐ด๐๐บ๐ถ : Can i be frank with you guys
๐ก๐ผ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ : Sure but i dont see why changing your name is gonna help
๐ฌ๐๐ท๐ถ : Can i still be Yuji ?
๐๐ผ๐ท๐ผ : ssh , let frank speak
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bts having this weird habit of touching the body part a member is talking about like , tae could talk about his ass getting fat and you'd see six hands taking turns in grabbing it
Cr ctrlsea on twt
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๐๐ถ๐ฑ๐ป๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฟ : we have taken your leader
๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ธ : can we talk to him
๐ก๐ฎ๐บ๐ท๐ผ๐ผ๐ป : guys-
๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ธ : hey joon where's the remote
๐ก๐ฎ๐บ๐ท๐ผ๐ผ๐ป : check the fridge
๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ธ , ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฐ๐ต๐ถ๐ฝ๐ : ok cool thanks text me when you're on your way home
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๐ก๐ฎ๐บ๐ท๐ผ๐ผ๐ป , ๐ณ๐ผ๐ป๐ฑ๐น๐ : he always leaves it there by mistake when he gets up for snacks haha anyways what were we talking about ?
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๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ธ๐๐ถ๐ป : *smacks Jungkook on the face*
๐๐๐ป๐ด๐ธ๐ผ๐ผ๐ธ : what was that for???
๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ธ๐๐ถ๐ป : sorry a mosquito landed on your cheek *shows hand* see?
๐๐๐ป๐ด๐ธ๐ผ๐ผ๐ธ : I LITERALLY SAW YOU DRAW IT WITH A BLACK MARKER
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๐๐ถ๐บ๐ถ๐ป: tae why are you crying ?
๐ง๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ต๐๐๐ป๐ด , ๐๐ป๐ถ๐ณ๐ณ๐น๐ถ๐ป๐ด : just cutting some onions
๐๐ถ๐บ๐ถ๐ป : those are potatoes
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๐๐ถ๐บ๐ถ๐ป: i'm so done with you
๐ฌ๐ผ๐ผ๐ป๐ด๐ถ: K
๐๐ถ๐บ๐ถ๐ป : don't use "k" on me
๐ฌ๐ผ๐ผ๐ป๐ด๐ถ : oay
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๐๐ผ๐ท๐ผ : *highlights an entire page of notes*
๐๐ฒ๐๐ผ : bro , you know you're only supposed to highlight the important ones
๐๐ผ๐ท๐ผ : *makes a highlight mark on Geto's arm*
๐๐ฒ๐๐ผ : why'd you do that bro
๐๐ผ๐ท๐ผ : because you're important to me bro
๐๐ฒ๐๐ผ : B R O
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๐ก๐ฎ๐บ๐ท๐ผ๐ผ๐ป : why do you have green food dye.... And why are you eating green cookies ??
๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ธ๐๐ถ๐ป : the doctor said I need to eat more greens , so im on a dye-it
๐ก๐ฎ๐บ๐ท๐ผ๐ผ๐ป , ๐ต๐ผ๐น๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ : oh my god
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Namjoon : human milk are for human babies
Hoseok : cow milk is for baby cows
Taehyung : and almond milk is for baby almonds
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๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ธ: You know that I know you stole something the first day we met-
๐ฌ๐ผ๐ผ๐ป๐ด๐ถ : sorry i'll return your wallet
๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ธ : -my heart
๐ฌ๐ผ๐ผ๐ป๐ด๐ถ : . .
๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ธ : . .
๐ฌ๐ผ๐ผ๐ป๐ด๐ถ : . .
๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ธ : wait what-
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๐ฌ๐ผ๐ผ๐ป๐ด๐ถ : i will buy you something to eat later
๐๐ถ๐บ๐ถ๐ป : what if i die before it though ?
๐ฌ๐ผ๐ผ๐ป๐ด๐ถ : then we'll send some food through an ouija board
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๐ก๐ฎ๐บ๐ท๐ผ๐ผ๐ป : tell me something i don't know
๐ง๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ต๐๐๐ป๐ด : you can't spell "advertisements" without semen between the tits
๐ก๐ฎ๐บ๐ท๐ผ๐ผ๐ป : what the fu-
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The most shocking moment is when you find out that a certain korean lyric was actually english the whole time
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๐๐๐ป๐ด๐ธ๐ผ๐ผ๐ธ : man im sooooooo drunk
๐ฌ๐ผ๐ผ๐ป๐ด๐ถ : at what point do we tell him that he took shots of mouthwash instead of alcohol
๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ธ๐๐ถ๐ป , ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ป๐ด๐ธ๐ผ๐ผ๐ธ ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ธ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐น๐น : we don't
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