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Eddie: *literally bleeding to death*
Eddie: Buck, are you hurt? Are you alright? Do you need something?
Buck: Dude, you really need to sort out your priorities
#9 1 1#911 fox#9 1 1 on fox#911#911 crack#eddie diaz#evan buck buckley#evan buckley#buck buckley#buck x eddie#buddie#buddie incorrect quotes#buckley diaz family#emotional pain#eddie got shot#bullet wound#eddie is so in love#eddie is an idiot#118 firefam#idiots in love#idiots (affectionate)#buck is christopher’s other dad
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At a meeting of the 118 spouses
Karen: Wow, who would’ve thought that I got the normal one…
Christopher: I mean, the bar’s really low, but still
#9 1 1#911 fox#911#911 crack#karen wilson#hen wilson#christopher diaz#found family#comedy#family dinner#firehouse#henrietta wilson#hen wilson x karen wilson#christopher diaz is a national treasure#christopher diaz has two dads#buckley diaz family#118 firefam#118 fam
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Athena after learning about Buddie
Athena: What are your intentions with my-
Bobby: *cough cough*
Athena: OUR son
#9 1 1#9 1 1 on fox#911#911 crack#eddie diaz#eddie diaz 911#buddie#buck buckley#evan buckley#buck x eddie#buck is bobby's kid#bobby is buck's dad#athena is buck's mom#bobby and athena#bobby and athena being parents#ladder 118#mother in law#found family#family dynamics#family dinner
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Athena after learning about Buddie
Athena: tell me this, Edmundo…
Eddie: I- I think I wanna go now.
#9 1 1#9 1 1 on fox#911 fox#911 crack#eddie diaz 911#eddie diaz#buck x eddie#eddie is so in love#eddie is gay#buck is bobby's kid#buck is christopher’s other dad#athena grant#Athena grant has three kids#bobby Nash x athena grant#inaccurate quotes#buddie#buddie incorrect quotes
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Bobby one second after meeting Maddie
Bobby: Soooo, Howard, what do you do for work?
Chimney: …
#911#9 1 1#9 1 1 on fox#bobby nash#bobby nash is maddie's dad#maddie x chimney#maddie buckley#911 chimney#chimney han#found family#Bobby out here adopting everyone#ladder 118#911 crack#father in law
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Bobby one second after meeting Maddie
Bobby: Sooo, Howard… If that even IS your real name… What are your intentions with my daughter?
Chimney: Bobby? Are you for real right now?
Maddie: He asked you a question, Howard.
Chimney: 🇰🇷🏃🏻🇰🇷
#911#9 1 1#9 1 1 on fox#ladder 118#bobby nash#bobby nash is maddie's dad#bobby nash is buck's dad#chimney han#maddie x chimney#911 chimney#Hen: Korea ain't far enough#hen wilson#found family#firemen#inaccurate quotes
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Athena: Harry, this is your new little brother, Buck
Buck: Hey, I’m older than him!
Athena: Harry this is your new big brother Buck, but if May’s not here: you’re in charge!
Michael: Uhm excuse me?
Athena: Harry, you’re in charge
#9 1 1#9 1 1 on fox#911#911 crack#inaccurate quotes#athena grant#michael grant#harry grant#buck buckley#buck is bobby's kid#Buck being Buck#Michael Grant & Bobby Nash are besties#may grant#found family#comedy#Athena grant is done#Bobby Nash x Athena Grant
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Bobby after meeting the Buckley parents
Bobby: sign here
Maddie: …what’s that
Athena from the kitchen: adoption papers!
Maddie:
Maddie: sir, I’m almost forty
Bobby: …?
Buck: I want a bunk bed
#9 1 1#9 1 1 on fox#911 spoilers#911 crack#bobby nash#buck x eddie#bobby nash is buck's dad#evan buckley#maddie buckley#911#bobby nash is Maddie's dad#athena grant#daddy issues#mommy issues#family issues#toxic parents#maddie Buckley is done#Bobby Nash x Athena Grant
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Buck: “Hey, I know this guy. I’ve been fucking this guy for months, married him -”
Eddie: “And he adopted my child!”
Buck: “yes, I adopted his child. But this doesn’t mean I’m gay, right?”
Eddie: “No homo”
Athena: “This means you’re idiots.”
#9-1-1#9 1 1 on fox#buddie#911 fox#eddie diaz#evan buck buckley#evan buckley#christopher diaz#buck x eddie#buck buckley#crack#inaccurate quotes#athena grant#Athena acting as everyone's mom#baby trapped#eddie is an idiot#buck is an idiot#ladder 118#eddie diaz 911#fanfic#fanfiction problems
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