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Yeah like, figuring out the lore is hard

But it sure is fun, all the silly quotes and mind boggling ideas just kicking around is fun

Took about a week but here we have it

CHAPTER 2 NOTES!

Sooo, chapter 2

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this is gonna take a few days

Even more because we just moved so I didn't do shit for 2 days

Oh well, here's some info

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□ [n°] not important

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Also, I didn't say it before but the guy of the great book of mario for some reason cuts the the video in a way that the text boxes doesn't fully load before he cuts, so some sentences will - because he cut before they could finish the sentence

Well, let's go

Also Also, I'll stack some images

SUPER BOOK OF MARIO

1□ did he just call maria his "honey"? [Merlon:why, honey? Have you succeeded a clean heart?]

2□ no I don't think the heart is part of the brain, also what's that about cleansing the world? [merlon:as clean, this is the cleansing of the world, part of your brain?]

3□ your father and what? [Merlon:wh-what!? Merlumina sir?! Well, my father and]

4□ ????? What, morton? [screaming citizen:1000-1000-MASTER-1000, MORTON! NEWS B-B-B ]

5□ take your children? What children? And to where? [Merlon: wich is?!, take your children…]

6□ it's raining girls! Hallelujah it's raining girls! [Screaming citizens:About this…..girls falling from the sky!]

7□ yeah, who in the world are you? [Merlon:what? The girl fell from the sky, but you? Who in the world?]

8□ turn off the girl! [Screaming citizen:I do not know!, just, please! Set up the lift and turn it off]

9□ little princess fishing, now that's a name [merlon:little princess fishing!? Is that a princess kidnaped by count bleck?]

10□ excuse me what? Who? [Merlon:and he shakes uncontrollably, what could be the problem]

11■? sooo saffron is the name of the chef? also why did he say Aristotle? [Merlon:Aristotle, and if once in the head saffron flipsid]

12□ so princess peach is bad and hot? [Merlon:I'm sure you know the recipe for hot and bad girls alive]

13□ uhhh what? Isn't saffron the chef? [Merlon:chef and i are sure he knows the recipe for the poor saffron….]

14□ burned soup, my favorite [saffron:I only need fire to make soup burned early]

15■ EXCUSE ME THEY SELL WHAT?!? [Saffon: Some shops sell explosives, check the shelf you want to buy]

16□ that does not sound tasty [saffron: spicy soup made of sugar!]

17□ 1 seafood, 2 SPOONFULL OF FIRE [item: you have the best seafood!; clean with a spoonful of Fire! complete complete 8 hp and deal with]

18□ get what? [Saffron: get as soon as possible]

19□ why are you disappointed? [Merlon: oh...apparently it worked]

20□ and apparently she liked the soup made of fire/explosive [peach:Mmmm… I ate the best things]

21□ enable what? [Tippi: enable…..]

22□ no you're not tippi, you're merlon [merlon:Kara, merlon. And called pixl, I'm called tippi]

23□ in what way can it be successful? [Merlon:well…. This is the most successful story about Rage and poverty]

24□ I don't know [peach: de mario…..what do you think about luigi and bowser] {why did she say to non translation names?}

25□ what do you mean they can not be identified?? [Peach:Mm. I think you're right… they can not be identified]

26□ what is happening? What language is that? [Tippi:elfosado entre masgalsn…..what do we do for us?]

27■ I think this may insinuate an attack, I have to check if Qatar is part of the persian empire or not [merlon:"Qatar will cross the other…." So it's written]

28■ so merlee or bestovio (or both) are cousins of merlon [merlon:meerlee is like bestovius, and it's like the oldest….. we are cousins who have lost a lot of time]

29□ do not hesitate to do so, it I dangerous [merlon:do not hesitate, just a break…… and... it's dangerous ]

30□ yes [peach: i can't be anywhere and everyone can be saved from the world and now I am?]

31■ 1 OH SHE WANTS TO REMOVE ATMOSPHERE (either as in modd or planetary, both are evil) , 2 who the fuck is scanner? [Peach:finally, the lack of atmosphere is my fault, mine and scanner's]

32□ NO NO NO [Narrator:PEACH ATTRACTS YOU]

33□ why can't we control maria? [Narrator:NOW YOU CAN'T CONTROL MARIO, BUT ALSO THE PEACH PRINCESS]

34□ cover the city with what? [Item:you have the best senior foundation!; cover the city]

35■ wait one sec grandpa, what does the European union not know? [Merlon:this is not a secret in this city, the EU does not know…..]

36□ TRUE TRUTH! [Merlon:it can be one of the key to searching, TRUE TRUTH!]

37□ that's one way to call the bad guy plans [merlon:now, mario, prince of peach….do everything to stop the wrong plans]

38□ consult what? [Peach:come on,mario! Go, consult]

39■ HOLY SHIT THE SHADOW QUEEN IS FUCKING BACK [narrarator:when you play as princess peach, you can use your shadow in diferent ways]

40■ okey so, the shadow queen is technically here, however, it's less it controlling peach, but peach being a greater evil and controlling the shadow [narrarator: also click on down to use your shadow to get hold of your enemy] {okey, now I want to see peach using the shadows to yeet a goomba}

41□ the guy in the video read pad as pan, sooo yeah [peach description:HIDE IN TIN PAD]

42□ press the key [Thoreau description:press the key]

43□ this is the second time someone called maria a monsters, that's fair, she did help a group of gods with their plan of killing all non believers, but she was possessed sooo yeah [sign:it's on the edge of the page, tips for the monster]

44□ rate of pain drops to 0 [sign:HELLO!, HERO, pain? Try otherwise! It's pretty easy!]

45■ THE HEART OF THE FUTURE PILLAR, now that's a cool name [sign:the heart of the future pillar → , the best way to search? CONTINUE!]

46□ compliments for the persian language [narrarator: marius, who is part ofthis guide and comments on these words, complements to the persian empire]

47□ what do you mean a long term secret? [Narrator:do not risk it, but add a long-term merlee secret]

48□ uhhhh what? [Narrator:he knows that knowledge is a small reward for poor understanding]

49□ that's one chapter name [chapter 2-1?: I smoke at merlee]

50□ tippi does not like this adventure [tippi:it was not clear before. Sooo…… however, no way]

51□ the best change the door [item: you have the best change the door; key door to glass]

52□ yes, go to merlee castle [slave:go for walk! Go to merlee castle right?]

53□ Ali? What do you mean Ali? [Slave: ALI ATRACTIVE GIRL]

54□ one second hand calls peach and the next he calls her stupid [slave: do this? It's stupid, sorry….but you must be together]

55□ yeah, times does slow down while studying [narrarator:flowers slowly! This decreases during the study]

56□ did he just boo us? [Boomer: booooooo i-faq ]

57□ do you wish to explode? [Boomer:well! I push the pulse detector! Want to explode? QUEST POW!]

58□ I won't poo you [boomer:the perforation doesn't feel good...l1500 years! FAQ-POO ME!]

59□ he may be high on Crack, and also offering it to us [boomer:you have to look closer! FAQ-CRAAACK!]

60□ wait it's Christmas? [Boomer:stay awake and ask if someone has a Santa gift.] [1:if! / 2:Totally!]

61□ what test? What are thse questions? [Boomer:for some reason, it is necessary to clean the room before performing the test] [1:Totally! / 2:uh huh]

62□ oh no, anyway [boomer:when someone says "where just friends" you think "yes, anyway"] [1: and how / 2:certainly!]

63□ yeah, me neither [boomer: I do not understand why I've created all these unique questions] [1:you are right! / 2: actually, more than true! ]

64□ these questions make no sense, and I love it [boomer:you will sleep when you are awake, but when you get sick you want up] [1:that's all! / 2:always]

65□ here, Have a good mood :) Also is the sss a name or is he a snake?[boomer:have a good mood, BLAME, SSS]

66□ you can, I DESERVE [boomer:how is the mind ready, SAP BLAPPOW!, you can….. I deserve]

67■ that's the Brazilian name of Satan, wait, ARE PIXL'S DEMON'S? [Narrator: pixl boomer called Satanas, did it]

68,69,70■■■ first triple! Anyway, boomer is called satanas, I'll call him Satan for short, and he bombed a wedding [description: click 1 to go back to the bombing and 1!. The wedding. Turn, with the head head, the enemy, or the dust]

71□ so they got a house now [narrarator:unlike the animal group, mario and his company have chosen a home]

72■ woah, fish king [narrarator: "merlee must be the city" the fish of the fish kings shouted]

73□ when mario will ever be easy[narrarator:but when will mario be easy?]

74□ YEET [narrarator: hope color, our brave heroes are thrown into merlee]

75■ what is FoB? Fist of balls? Fascist of bomb? Faction of BANANAS? [Narrator:CHAPTER 2-2, FoB training]

76□ shoot the clock [item: you have the best mix startup! ; shoot the clock that prevents roadside enemies]

77□ Marco? Who is Marco? Is it Marc? Probably not [mimi:Marco did it, mimi, man's!]

78□ does maria know how to mime? I think not [mimi: you know how to mime!]

79□ the place doesn't matter, why does it not matter? [Mimi: THE PLACE DOESN'T MATTER!]

80□ what is a fucken hemnyckel? [Item:you have the best hemnyckel; key to the house at merlee headquarters]

81■ the desert I gone? [Tippi:I don't know why the desert is gone and we don't give ideas...]

82■ wait, are you talking about mimi? If so, i don't like where this is going [tippi:I think it's very tasty...what is what?]

83□ the interpretation is different, it could be romantic as in recognizing the love, or bloody as a disembodied heart sent in the mail as a threat [narrarator: "Oh, maybe...it seems" said tippi, trying to recognize his heart]

84□ even I didn't understand [narrarator: in some couples, as a broken chandelier, out hero teaches aisles]

85■ payday in a nutshell [narrarator: chapter 2-3, go to bank]

86□ don't you nya on me [mimi:NYAAAAAAH!]

87■ that's the Brazilian word for vase, also what's is this sentence? [Mimi:vazo i love everything more than anything! Did you destroy it? NYAAAAAARG]

88■ so where in the uk? Is that the one where the money is called pounds? [Mimi:vazo is worth 1.000.000 pounds!....]

89□ not sure what that means? [Mimi:so free the money now on! Or are you ready?]

90□ only now you realized how money works [tippi:red? It seems that marius is not specific to me…...ooooh money is taken]

91□ no its not cash back [tippi:it's not like money back, right? ]

92□ mony! [Mimi:currency?! Of them, no one can not use money for farmers? Mony, don't you lose it]

93□ THATS MY BROTHER'S NAME, WHY IS MY LITTLE BROTHER'S NAME HERE? [Mimi: in this way, the generator's authority can only go away from Pedro's place]

94□ a million gums? Wasn't it pounds? [Mimi:when you pay a million gums, you come to the room after him]

95■ maria has a million rights and none of them are respected [narrarator: mario already gives a million rights! EH!]

96□ SEXUAL MUSTACHE [Mimi:first, rubee for a special loan! What can I do for you?] [1: pay rube! / 2:check my status! / 3:sexual mustache! / 4:I love you!]

97■ very dead [mimi:yes, how is God? I HAVE A JOB!]

98□ I think is the result of selecting "I love you" so yeah, that's correct [mimi:yes thats not true,you know I'm thinking about rube right?]

99□ SOUTHERN MALLET! [slave:drag 100 blocks, I'm telling you right, trust, this is the most important information] [1:southern mallet / 2: definitely not]

100□ racism [slaver: I hate black an black hat! So let's work!]

101□ who is rubin? And why did he win? [Slaver:yes, it's a room generator,shooting box, energy, rubin wins! UNH!

102□ ladies and gentlemen, welcome to rubber world [slaver:the rubber world up and down! Do you want to work here?] [1:it's really something! / 2:not at all!]

103□ why does he wants us to fart? ARE WE USING FARTS TO MAKE ENERGY? WHAT DRUGS DID MIMI TAKE TO THINK OF THAT? [Slaver: a new day a new Ruby! Intact? Red live! Intact? Jump to fart! Jump to fart!]

104□ whats a professional ethic?? [Slaver:does the day work?! WOW. It's allways bad. Professional advice: take professional ethic]

105□ what? [Slave:your mother taught you to trust visitor's, right? Yes, the parents insist more]

106□ did he give peach 5963 germs? That's a lot of disease [slave:why are they used? its a secret! Spirit! See 5963, germs, thank you latter]

107□ poor man, Cant see his girlfriend no more because slavery [slave:but I do not know merlee,and now i do not see my girlfriend anymore]

108□ once again I have no idea what that means [slave: glass can accumulate faster than the market]

109□ what is this, YouTube? [Slave:the problem is: you must have an access code to subscribe and meet members]

110□ 1 I think these are dance moves, 2 CONTROLLED CORN [Slave:check all walls,check both sides! Bye! Get down! To the left! Go to! Leave a controlled corn!]

111□ 10.000 rocks, that's certainly a price [slave:rubees are not enough,lips! Visit 10000 rocks! I agre with this price]

112□ that's a lot of traffic [slaver: traffic and traffic and traffic! I'll work, no one knows]

113□ MIMI BACON? FEET? WHAT??? [Slaver:big boss hates darker than old mimi bacon! Then take your feet]

114□ serve crazy rubees, okey? [Slaver:yes, a great break in the other room, here you serve crazy rubees! Uhm]

115■ did he try to emotionally attack maria? [Slaver: very good, sit in the dark and weep when there is a baby, what is important to me]

116□ African animal species, this chapter is very racist [slaver:want to work hard? Very good, I want to cry? Very good, I do not care about me, African animal species]

117□ I think this slaver may be drunk, or high, probably both [slaver:so I do not know what caused 1….but is it simple is it alive? Is it ready?] [1:love / 2: good0

118□ ARRESTED GERBILL [Slaver:arrested, gerbil] [1:I / 2:I]

119□ C4.0.3 [slaver:i think you have to pay, C4.0.3, draw rubees gerbil]

120□ maria is a musician I guess [narrator:you have 60 songs!]

121□ whats that word? [Slaver: uh… all stars are not nitzhilx, but they are not bad]

122□ why did you need to specify that it's not wet? [Slaver: C'4.0.3 the jerjali rubees are no wet, but not clear]

123□ I don't think Maria's is a sailor [slaver:God! You're a sailor right? I called gerbils]

124□ your this slave got some girls phone number! [Slave:think about a girls phone number or what]

125■ where is the world? It's gone [sin:looks good...and has problems….the world is gone]

126□ biggest excitement! That's certainly a word [sin: why not just the biggest excitement]

127□ more of that weird language, flowerq was it? [Sin:OBDACIVANJE HA!?!!]

128■ wait wait wait, does he have like psychic powers? Not in moving stuff but as in brain messages [sin:my head told you that you are a hero, where………..good]

129□ do what at the table? [Sin:so do it at the table! After 30 seconds, the handkerchief left]

130□ iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [sin: I! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiviv!]

131□ why may? [Sin:may!]

132□??? [Narrator: you can use energy to drop the thin side and avoid enemies or enemies]

133□ how can you be ugly from far away but okey up close? [Narrator:and if you're somehow, you're not bad…..up close]

134■ mario is a millionaire, hooray! [Narrator: mario has 1000000 rubles]

135□ give me what? [Mimi: I WILL GIVE YOU!!!!]

136□ when you take figuring out the lore of a game series translated by Google translate as a hobby there are gonna be a lot of moments you have absolutely no idea what it means [tippi: so this little girl who came to the curse of this house… but what is it?] {Maybe mimi is cursed? Actually that makes sense,like I don't think a non-cursed person can become a spider, so my monologue about not knowing what this means is useless? Cause now I know what it means}

137■ oh, so okey, some of these slaves are from an army, and according to this guy some army veterans died here, also now he's learning a new gerbil code, hmmmm interesting backstory of random npc [I've lost veterans, I'm studying a new gerbid code…...but it's over]

138□ yeah I don't like corks either [slave: I don't like,e this cork]

139■ wait, is the Generator powered by emotions? And a sudden change in emotion crashes the system, interesting science [door?:unexpected fear should stop the generator]

140□ good fan [door:good fan: today VIP is the last payday]

141□ hairy millions, I don't think peach has that many hairs [slave:I, behind this horrible story, tell your blonde hairy millions]

142□ kangaroo? [Slave:yes, the password is 5963. I did it as kangaroo dang did it…….]

143□ spooky numbers! Oooooooooh [slave:5963…. Spooky numbers]

144■ that's a very interesting question, if you're wasting your life, does it matter WHERE you are when you're doing so [slave:when you are wasting your life, is it important where you are? ]

145□ ah yes, this safe protected by a laser is a theater [slave:thanks, this secret…. theater distance, turn it off]

146□ this is kinda normal [narrarator: mimi's mysterious servant disappears in a strange explosion]

147□ wait, we tried to save him? [Narrator:what was your real plan and why did mario and his friends try to save him?]

148□ peach ladder, okey [narrarator:after the event, the prince saw a peach ladder, "YOU were here!" He says]

149□ why did they think merlee has a problem with us? [Narrator: "Maybe if merlee is here" our hero thought he had problems with us]

150□ incorrect, it's not in front of us, where IN it [narrarator: chapter 2-4, the basement in front of us]

151□ HELP! IM BEING COMPRESSED! [Tippi:Clean heart….I think compression is stronger]

152□ huuuu what? Is merlee married to merlee? [Merlee:merlee is beautiful, mysterious!, wife at home, here she is,you are very happy to see it]

153■ are maria and merlee roommates? [Merlee:I live with you, your arrival is better]

154■ oh no, she's dying, [merlee:I'm angry and can't survive]

155■ milk roots? IS SHE SURVIVING WITH MILK THAT COMES FROM ROOTS? FOR HOW LONG WAS SHE IN THE TOILET? [Merlee:in the basement, the milk roots are my cells, I can not stay….]

156□ huuuuuuu okey [merlee: and...but if….look….what's…..wrong….I do not…..think or…..anything….in]

157□ carry what? [Merlee: yes….I cannot…..carry it...it started…...when…...there…..where many…..an….incrediblespace…..]

158□ that's certainly a name [area name:Kav merlee]

159□ certainly that's one hell of a flirt, little bee [fake merlee:i know that soon we see each other, little bee! He will do it! ♡]

160■ 1 for who? 2 gold? Wait does she own like a gold mine? If you have slaves and gold of course there's slaves mining gold somewhere [fake merlee:for him, pure gold is a pure movement of gold, and I want to mention it]

161□ if you don't want to make a deal, give up [fake merlee:so, if you are sad, signed this line here and hieghek, free and clear] [1: signature / 2:give up]

162■ okay so, the deal they're doing seems to be a house dealership, sure, it's far from darkness, wich I think means it's outside the range of the black hole evilmabop thingy, and has a big room, seems like a good deal [fake merlee:order a loan and a boom! Free donation! Far from darkness! Enhanced mega room]

163□ why is she giving us a recipe? [Fake merlee:you work hard, breadward, corn and bacon]

164□ last argument?, rejection! [Fake merlee:and how it works; your last argument! See now] [1:signature/ 2:rejection]

165□ yeah this merlee is false [merlee:good choice, good….. this is false…]

166□ I leave [merlee:do not listen to us! I leave!]

167□ uhhhh okey? [Mimi:look here! The girl tought she was a scandal merlee]

168□ what lawyer? Also who is "he" [mimi: he is a faithful clerk in count bleck, a helpful lawyer] {is count bleck the lawyer?}

169□ I don't think maria wants to make it ugly, I don't even know what "it" is [mimi:oh, you want to make it ugly right? That's good or ugly]

170■ once again, tippi just wants to leave, she does not want to be in this adventure [tippi: IM GOING!]

171■ protect my fence? IS JEFF HERE? [Merlee: please be careful! Protect your fence, completely everywhere]

172□ I think tippi may have brain damage, 1st she recently realized how money works, and now weighting only realized that mimi is gonna attack moments before the attack [tippi:they attack? Uh……...what are we doing?]

173□ mario has a million rights, and merlee wants them [merlee:I had to flee...come on with my rights, I hide, see and see]

174■ oh, I don't know what's a cornea but merlee can conquer it [merlee:if you know, I can hurt and conquer the cornea! Hurry, fast, late!]

175□ not enough graphics! [Bathroom writing: stop writing graphics! Stop, not enough!]

176■ so she has control on the fate of the day? But only in the morning [Merlee:in the morning, it's my game, control the fate of the day….]

177□ your grandmother is terrible and "i" what? [Merlee:my mother's mum is terrible and i]

178□ yes mimi is horrible [merlee: but now you are here: live! This growth is changing today! Soon, mimi was horrible….]

179□ uh okey [merlee: do not compare me like me! Everyone knows that you are mimi! ]

180□ war! [Merlee: come on, man! War! We can come back!]

181□ merlee 2 just blocked merlee 1 on Twitter, [merlee2:what are you talking about? You bastard! And block!]

182□ do not get disappointed [merlee2: do not be disappointed! Get it now! Now! War!]

183□ the worst person is possible [merlee1:she speaks to us well, we have true beauty…..and the worst person is possible]

184□ who is the manufacturer of swimming pools? [Merlee1:however! What is the manufacturer of swimming pools? You are very good!]

185□ lost in the ear? What? [Merlee2: i come, it's delicious! You are lost in the ears! I worry that breathing is very commendable]

186□ that's certainly an Insult [merlee1:COWS!]

187□ snake? What snake? Bolivia? [Merlee2:and they answered that they too…..what are you doing? We know that the snake!]

188□ I dont know, how do I live [quiz bot:third anniversary - 66….. "here's the merlee program!", how do you live]

189■ oh! If marco is Marc, so Mar is making the questions! That's neat [quiz bot:should we have to move? Marcus summarizes two questions!]

190□ insects making pants? Okey that's an unusual work force [quiz bot:oh, but not all, pants, from perhaps, insects and SAS, choose us out!]

191□ every single one of these questions are funny [1:when Is your anniversary / 2:what is the best food / 3:what is your type / 4:what I the best animal / 5:what is the best fragrance / 6:what are you entering / 7: what else do you want / 8: what is your Nickname/ 9: what to wash first / 10: what is your best function]

192■ oh, hot and cold succes? Okey so she succeeded on 2 temperatures in 2 floors [merlee2: I started with a hot and cold succes on 2 floors0

193□ absolutely no carrots [quiz bot:no, carrots, verria]

194■ quiz bot said no carrots, also merlee is a Gardner [merlee1:my ears, my work with work has been coordinated for years]

195□ wait wait wait, what's that about last race? [Merlee1:crystal specialist, the last race! Hard to see him]

196■ oh, merlee 2 aka mimi is lesbian [merlee2:I want a girl, thanks! I want you to shake!]

197□ depression? WHEN? [quizbot: now! time for the last question, mankind! Depression? When?]

198□ oh, what [quizbot: this problem can cause more trauma for the children!]

199□ operation? As in the board game or do you want to do surgery? [Fake merlee:and now, if I doubt , it's really a shame! Get ready for operation!]

200□ rah rah Rasputin America's greatest uwu bean [merlee: rah! Rah! Chi Bing trial! Release your password! But what if?…..]

201□ explain what? [Mimi:bleck failed to explain!]

202■ rah rah Rasputin 2 electric Boogaloo, the horny'ing [merlee:rah! Rah! Huss-pa you! Now you can beat me, baby! This is normal]

203□ nonononononono please no [mimi:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSS! I was completely naked! How do you know?]

204□ what are frozen? The farmers? [Merlee?:did you know that are frozen for 1500 years! Farmers can wait]

205□ what? [Merlee:light inasomewa, do not you? ]

206□ why did you need to specify that your grandfather isn't a clean heart? Or are you just saying he's evil [merlee:my grandfather was not a clean heart and spicy….]

207□ heart disease [merlee:there is another prophecy,heart disease can only be a heart disease]

208□ we are desperate and wise for death [merlee:here we are in a desperate, choihubiri wise to death]

209□ she does not want maria in here [merlee:no! Get off here! Here are the heroes! Clean the heart!]

210■ blek console? Is blek a video game console manufacturer? Also he made a trap for mimi? [Narrator: the blek console has created an unpleasant trap for mime, Mary and her friends]

211□ now the real adventure can finally begin [narrarator:mario, who still has 5 clean heart, knew this adventure had begun]

212■ who the hell is June fiberglass? Is it the dust hole? [Earl blek:June fiberglass…..ancestor of an ancient tribe…..his power grows]

213■ okey they're running an illegal whale selling operation, NOW we know they're evil [o'kunks:i wonder, look at the Beauty of the whales I this wonderful package!]

214□ how do you stretch a mustache? YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A MUSTACHE [o'kunks:I'll stretch my mustache, wich is worse for me, I will do it]

215□ I'm confused? What [o'kunks:deley of the collar! And take the girl! It has 1000 pages!]

216□ that's an N-word, like the guy censored it but still [earl blek:no! Come on N_ _ _ _, greve blel]

217□ rainy picnic, they just oversimplified the sentence [Dimension:then suddenly, a rainy picnic!]

218□ whats a chord? [???:green chord?]

219□ yeah it is bad [lewis:yes…..OK this is bad, even if it is bad]

220□ it's fun to see you, thats one way to say it [goomba:it's fun to see you! (I think…..seems to be better than anyone)]

221□ very rude, also web browser pog, I'm tired [lewis:so yes very annoying…….I'm looking for princess and web browser]

222□ download in mouth, thats nice I guess [goomba:I hope both are good, (download it in your mouth! Who cares about your friends!?)]

223□ atleast these goombas are educated [goomba:almost well known assistants, many are educated]

224□ it's lewis not lugi [goomba: home… wow, this unexpectedly, all the stories of the extraordinary work Lugi….]

225□ defenseless defenders, so body shields? Is luaigi {I messed up but I keeping it in} a human shield? [Goomna:we hear you are defenseless defenders! We all do!]

226■ done what? An scape? Actually yeah makes sense, he has never scaped an evil dungeon [lewis:then I have no choice! Luigi hasn't done it yet! I need my fans!]

227□ very simple [goomba:oh, you're the BEST! (Personally very simple, what a fool!)]

228□ is this fucken Garfield? Also March is the worst month confirmed [goomba:were right after you! (Monday, March is bad, we're still the same) ]

229□ 100-army-army? What does that mean? [Goomba:great luigi is a 100-army-army! (Its better than anything) ]

230□ the first one trips! Also thanks captain obvious we know it's open [goomba: hello! This door opens! You're going! (The first trips!) ]

231□ this goomba is having a stroke, don't just stand there [goomba:we are lucky to have a bad person like you! (I ……..stroke…….i) ]

232□ once again, what are we doing? [Lewis: that boi….. looks like you're right, what are we doing?]

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232□ once again, what are we doing? [Lewis: that boi….. looks like you're right, what are we doing?]

233□ what? WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BREEDING COWS???!! [Goomba:CATTLE BREEDING!]

234■ Sooo this goomba is engaged with that…...mind control woman, I forgot both the normal and Google translate name is sorry [goomba: hi my wife! Give your team?]

235□ even lewis is confused about how this goomba is engaged to that woman [lewis: what!? Good! Wait a minute! What?]

236■??? What? Either the goomba is telling her to tell his daughter that love I wireless, or the woman is his daughter, either way WHAT! [Gòomba:her! Tell me more daughter! GO, PAPER, HERE LOVE IS WIRELESS!]

237□ manufacturer room, wasn't theres a toilet manufacturer question before? [Lewis: friend………….manufacturer room]

238□ juice! [???:juice, no of course not, I saw you too]

239□ oh no! The career grew! [Merlon:career grew!]

240□ did he just call maria "dear"? [Merlon:hmmmm,......I have a long time, dear…..]

241■ THE BABY REQUIRES ANOTHER HEART! [Merlon:return to light prediction, the baby wants another heart]

THE GREAT BOOK OF MARIO

its somehow more chaotic than the last 241 images

1■ AND WERE OFF TO A GREAT START! ITS ALREADY HORNY [mind control woman (Ill just call her secretary cause I can't remember the name): yeah, so……...I think the hero moved forward, climbed on top of you and sent you here]

2■ and he likes it, off course, why not [o'kunks:yes, you must forgive me, earl! Do it! I have never felt so great in my life]

3□ who's Marley? Merlee? Also why does that in every book of mario game that sentence appears? "That sounds silly, <blank> isn't for me either" like in book of mario king of miami it's ai, and here is Marley [secretary:yes, that sounds silly, Marley isn't for me either]

4■ 1, Marley is the secretary! So Marley hates herself, 2 EARL BLEK IS GAY AND WANTS TO SMASH MARLEY'S HUSBAND, WIXH IF YOU READ THE SUPER SEGMENT YOU KNOW THAT ITS A FUCKING GOOMBA, EARL BLEK WANTS TO FUCK A GOOMBA

WHY IS EVERYTHING HORNY?!?!?!

[Earl blek:I have enough energy to smash your husband, marley]

5■ HOLY CRAP O'KUNKS HAS A FIGHTER JET! [Marley: o'cunks, do you have any fighter jets?]

6■ I'm not sure who's talking in this scene, but from previous moments I'm pretty sure it's earl blek, so basically he wants either o'kunks or Marley to take over [earl blek:so soon I will die of opposition …and when I'm gone I want you to stay here]

7□ yes, where is maria [peach:where is she?]

8■ okey so she's a queen and not a princes, but to who is peach married to? [Peach:yes i think I am married]

9□marriage is stupid, now that's a fact [koopa:yes, but who knows? Marriage is stupid]

10■ okey insider lore of how it is working for browser, you're only allowed to have relationships if you're a good employee! [Harmmer bro:good employees are open to this, aren't they? I love you!]

11□ why do you want the leader of your enemies to care for your children?? [Hammer bro: I tell you to help my children!]

12□ why did you need to tell the queen that your wife is calm? [Koopa:my mother calmed down!]

13□ okey atleast she doesn't swear [marley: see, there is something else, I do not swear, do not worry]

14□ what? Are they making a deal for writing books? Is that hammer bro a writter? [Marley: accepted and discontinued….. "writing" enjoy the resources]

15■ooooookey this koopa is peach's dad, how did a koopa, who works for browser, have a human baby that became the leader of an empire that is currently on war with the koopa kingdom, okey this is some good lore [dad koopa:my daughter, this is what we play! Somewhere the city works here!]

16■ ah, he's a pilot of the koopa kingdom's air forces! And maybe a suicide bomber[Dad koopa: we were a little sad for him, I don't want to do this, but…….I'm going out as a pilot]

17□ why are you looking for a woman's blanket? [Dad koopey: I'm looking for a woman's blanket! Have I been trained to fight this?]

18□ once again, horny, why are these games so horny [???: don't shake it like that ][¿¿¿:I found you under a rock, you are very limited]

19■ how are your own ancestor? What [merlon:grandmother?! Mr.murlimine?! See you soon, I am my own ancestor]

20□ TAKE YOUR ACID PROTEIN BOI! [Merlon: what?! Take your acid protein boi]

21□ ah yes, a girl falling is good [guy: good yes…… i girl fell]

22□ yeah, what on earth is that [merlon:who? A girl fallen from heaven? What on earth is that?]

23□ wait, she robbed something from earl blek? Okey [merlon:persian ruler? So this is the princess who robbed earl blek]

24■ yeah chef Is saffron [merlon:mario, on the first floor of Aliquots, you must go to a chef named saffron]

25■ I feel like this is the same as the super version? [Merlon:I'm sure you know the recipe for this poor hot girl]

26■ so this woman can see vague visions and she is scared [old woman:looking for love? Brother...I'm afraid of vague visions

27□ welcome to my nice smile, that's a fun sentence [safron:welcome to my nice smile!]

28□ spike soup, wait, ARE WE COOKING A SPIKE???!!!? [Safron:listen, baby……. Looks like you need spike soup!] (Spike as in like those weird chubby turtles that vomit spike balls)

29□ ARE YOU USING SWEAT FROM WORKOUT FOR THE SOUP?!?!? [safron:all I have to do is light a fire and take all the workout steps, and boil….]

30■ is that a threat? [Safron:hi,should you explode now?]

31□ so we're gonna sprinkle it on peach until she rejects it? Is that the plan? [Item: you understand a spider soup! Description:let him sprinkle it with a spoon until they reject it]

32■ choose topic, SOUP! [Item selection:choose this topic for this section / item:spike soup]

33□ who is thio? [Merlon:honey,my name is marlon and it's called pixl, it was called thio]

34■ is this like one of those movies were the main characters is like "this is just a dream this is just a dream" [peach:.... and before I know it, I'm going to wake up and see mario]

35■ and waking up new to mario is disturbing to merlon apparently [merlon:all right, baby…….. that's definitely a painful and disturbing story]

36■ OH! HIS FIRST NAME IS JOSEPH! [Peach:ah….. mario, what do you think will happen to Joseph browser]

37■ that's funny, and probably slavery, so he threw a person named merlet into a shop and they're working there I guess? [Merlon: yeah….I threw merlet into a shop for a long time]

38■ once again, she's evil [peach:I can't sit here and let everyone save the world]

39■ OH GOD THATS ONE FO THE COOLEST "IM EVIL" LINES I'VE EVER SEEN [peach:after all, my heart is the emptiness scattered in paradise] {one of the greatest line I've seen today}

40■ never mind, this is greatest, SHOOT TIPPI! Yeah she wants tippi dead [peach:come 9n, mario! Shoot tippi!]

41■1: wine button, 2:make the enemies stronger, why does this umbrella makes the enemies stronger [narrarator: also, press the wine button to hold the umbrella so you can use it until the enemy gets stronger]

42□DOOMED TO ADVENTURE, why is doomed in red? Like how did it do that? What [narrarator: with the peach princes by his side, mario sets of again, DOOMED to adventure]

43□ too bad, for merlet, yeah makes sense [narrarator:SIZE 2-1, to bad for merlet]

44□ yes thats a dwarf suv alright [tippi:this is a dwarf suv, like all fish, it lives underwater]

45□ that a Good quote, I have to be dead to die [slave:we have to be dead to die! That's right!]

46□ please play with me, [slave:please…….come play with me!]

47■ peach is quite rude, also yeah that slave is disrespecting the concept of personal space [peach: tee hee! What a stupid man you are, sorry but i really need space]

48■ yeah let's give him a gift! [Cake boomer:keep wondering if anyone is going to give a gift to jesus] [1:thats / 2:enough! ]

49□ according to cake boomer, friends don't matter! [Cake boomer: when someone says "lets make friends!" You think "so it doesn't matter, what"] [1:how? / 2:beware!]

50■ okey, are we considering boomer and cake diferent people since they have different names and look different, or should we consider them the same since they're both representing the same guy? [Narrator:he's befriended a blast pixl named cake!]

51■ soo cake is a she, and she's gonna Go to to marias birthday, hmmmmmm CA,e cannibalism [tippi: cake attended your party after meeting her]

52□ EXCUSE ME??? S E X, WITH WILD ANIMALS???!! [NARRARATOR:after having sex with wild animals, mario and company have found a place to live]

53□ delicious knitting, "you can't just knit food!" "observe" [narrarator: SIZE 2-2 hint, delicious, knitting]

54■ ITS MARIAS BIRTHDAY! {What better birthday gift then becoming a slave} [mimi:well hello there! Happy birthday! Welcome to the merlet house]

55■ oh! Mimi's GT name is Marley! Also SHES MARIED TO MERLET AKA MERLEE [marley:I am merlets wife, I am marley] {wait, if you're marley, then who the fuck is the mind lady? Guess we'll call her secretary again]

56□ shit listen [marley:just leave when you are ready! But, shit listen…….]

57■ okey, harsh immigration prevention laws, wait, ARE THE SLAVES PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO CROSS THE BORDER???? [Marley:DONT GO SIMPLY IN THE COUNTRY OR ANYTHING]

58□ lord merlet, okey, nothing to see here [marley:hm? Lord merlet inst in the bedroom?]

59■ OH GOD NO [marley:welcome…...you deserve a good beating]

60□ rude [marley:why do you have to be so stupid!?]

61□ I'm not merlet [marley:can't find yourself, Mrs merlet?]

62□what are you talking about? [Marley:shit, its a real mystery, isn't it]

63■ oh, tippi thinks they look hot, they as in the team [tippi: I think we look pretty hot …...what do you think that means]

64□ failure! [Narrator: SIZE 2-3 , failure!]

65■ so where looking for our country? Okey with previous info of course we're gonna get caught crossing the country [marley:mario and his friends continue to search for their country]

66■ region of power! Okey makes sense [tippi:this is a region of power ……. It hurts to touch ……]

67□ I DRINK YOUR MONEY!! [Marley:MONEY?! NO MORE MONEY! YOU'RE FARMERS! I DRINK YOUR MONEY ]

68■NONONONONONONO NO NO! [marley:.... SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? DID YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T RAPE ME?!]

69□ bastard! [Marley:you can do normal work, bastard! If you don't stop]

70■ so we're in the uk? Or something idk [narrarator:mario is now charged with 1.000.000 euros on his lips, WOW]

71■ no we're is the us of a, united States of assholes [marley:hi! Welcome to the us]

72■ rubees are now called GARBAGE [rubee counter:garbage]

73■ I HOPE TO EXPLODE [marley:what cannot do for you?] [1:pay for a little massage! / 2:check status! / 3:I hope to explode! / 4: I love you!]

74□ give me garbage, the fact that rubees translate to garbage is so fucking funny [slave: give me garbage, I will say something good, serius, this]

75□ the world is no more! [Sin: if you're close to a spy……... imagine how hard it was……. The world is no more……]

76■ that's the greatest fuck you of all time [sin:wow, this is the biggest annoyance of all time]

77■ i don't think you have emotions, I love sin [sin: however, I received bad news, I don't think, you have emotions]

78■ well then, he just took control of maria [sin: you are not on the side of the government, I took hold of your mind]

79■ this guy is op, first he took control of maria and now they're changing her blood pressure [sin: that's what I did, sorry! I will change your blood pressure in the next 10 seconds]

80□ okey he just confirmed he killed 3 people in New York [sin: a combination of three corpses In New york!]

81■ now that we heard about his 3 dead oldies in New York, now where guilty! [Sin:now everyone is guilty, forgive me! ]

82□ so the war happened before 2000, makes sense since paper mario 64 happened in 1999 sooo yeah [sin: shortly before the war we had prior to the year 2000, I sorry]

83□ let's have fun with SIN! [Sin: lets have some fun shall we? Let's go!]

84■ SINNER IS NOW YOUR GOODBYE [narrarator: the so called pixl named sinner it's now your good]

85□ ah yes, slave dance club [slaver:work legs too thick, thin! Aupa! Burn it! Dance the way you want]

86■ this is the second time my brother's name appears, except now its the American counterpart [slaver: PETER made the world into chaos! You do it here] [1: absolutely / 2: impossible]

87□ I love energy [slaver: none! I love energy, honey! Just get the leftover block, and dande the way you want]

88□ blush? And who's Katherine? [Slaver:another day, another blush, hey! Life? Hey! Jump! Katherine! Jump! Katherine! ]

89■ is this a fucking slave dance competition? [Slaver:talk to me when your dance is over, let me tell how many ribbons you've won]

90■ hey this is the slave that knows Belize! Oh yeah, wait romantic fortune? Is that implying what I think it implies [slave:I came to read my romantic fortune, okey? Y'know me and your daughter]

91□once again, racism [slaver: grandmaster marley hates black bacon more than old bacon! So move your feet and aquat]

92■ IS PEACH FUCKING PREGNANT?!?! WHAT!!! [Slaver:it's time to give birth…. Are you a hungry baby? Don't forget,] [1:I'm done! / 2:impossible!]

93□ i love garbage savings [marley: I am pleased to welcome you to garbage savings and credits!]

94□ hooray promotion [marley: PROMOTION FOR YOU!!!]

95■ so she can't get angry because of the whole surviving over toilet roots thing [merlet:as a result, I can not be angry, sane or sane]

96■ the basement is a minefield, and merlet is punishing them by making them traverse trough the basement, why is she punishing us? [Merlet:I live in the basement, it is a minefield, I can say that's your punishment]

97■ 1 fake merlet flirting, 2 yes I doesn't take a genius to see that merlet and marley are divorced [fake merlet:I came, baby…….] [1:she's divorced / 2:rejected]

98□ FECES! [Fake merlet:log in here, honey…….] [1:give me your name / 2: feces]

99□ sign and crap [fake merlet:here honey, sign and crap……] [1:make / 2:steel]

100□ okey they hanged a programmer [fake merlet:what do you see? Probably just a hanging programmer]

101■ I like this sentence :) [fake merlet: look at me, asshole!]

102■ so she's a slave, that slaves people, now this is irony, also no I don't think you're not the main characters [marley:I am a slave for earl black, I am the main characters! ]

103□ aw man tippi can't fight [Tippi: MY FIGHTING DOESN'T WORK? Man]

104■ God dammit, this man is pure cursing evil [tippi:......this is….. damn it! He will curse anyone who touches this evil and evil…]

105□ delete credit and reputation, okey then [Bathroom writting: this month's goals; -clean nails, -delete credit and reputation]

106■ this is deep, this plot shines like the sun that brought me, great wisdom from a great character [merlet: I shine, and so does the plot, the sun that brought me …. ]

107■ PLEASE DO NOT SET THE DOG ON FIRE! [merlet:now you and I can unite and tech this puppy a lesson; let's burn him now!] {Unless the puppy is Marley, then DO set the puppy on fire]

108□ yo she T H I C C [merlet2:are you talking about this? You're fake! and thick!]

109□ damm that's certainly an Insult [merlet2:oh, please, you make me gag, I'm hot, do not be arrogant, and you……. You're a prostitute]

110■ okey so Marley manufactures yarn and maybe toilets [merlet1: what a yarn manufacturer! You're a liar]

111■ merlet 2 considers merlet one hot, okey [merlet2: because I am myself (hot) and you are not (you really are)]

112□ the year is 66 and some robot cube is teaching people how to make salad [quiz bot: iiiiiiiiiiit is the year 66, "it's a pleasure" show! How to make salad?]

113□ I the first question where already asking how long will it take until merlet dies [QUESTIONS: 1:how much time do you have?? / 2:yes! The best! / 3:who are you? / 4:what's the best? / 5:what is the best perfume / 6:what's wrong with you? / 7:what more do you need? / 8:please clean up in the meantime / 9:what is your favorite thing?]

114■ what baby? And why does the question traumatize it? [Quiz bot:this question may cause trauma to the baby!]

115■ okey, merlet's parents tried aborting/abandoning merlet but they weren't able to do it, maybe the shy hold ghost prevented it? Wait! Holy ghost? Wasn't that one of the gods in the original games? I'll look that later [merlet1:I was supposed to be thrown away, but it was called a shy holy ghost]

116□ okey then, merlet 2 is Korean and evil [merlet2: a cute little Korean devil]

117■ wow you're like the winner of the peeled tomato of the year trophy? Bow down we are not worthy [merlet1:my ears are full, my colleagues voted them "peeled tomato of the year"]

118■ merlet 2 aka marley is gay, wich was pretty obvious, SHE WAS MARIED TO A WOMAN OF COURSE SHES GAY [merlet2:this must be my homosexual personality, everyone seemmed to love it]

119□ I don't think she said that [quiz bot: pretty good fun! Let's see what you choose -said merlet….]

120■ WATCH OUT! THE ROBOT IS ARMED WITH NEEDLES! [quiz bot:deadly moment, people! I have needles!]

121■ THATS A THREATENING THREAT IN THE PAPE WORLD! [Fake merlet/ merlet2:congratulations, I think…..STUPID BLADES MAKES YOUR CONFETTI CRUMBLE]

122■ wait wait, who the fuck is Philip? Tippi? Cake maybe? [Spider marley:what else can offend you, Philip? I think I am inseparabl- ]

123■ wait, how does attacking the person your trying to protect with gems helping them be protected? [Spider marley:the power of earl black must protect you!]

124■ that's the one thing we don't have [merlet: there is another prediction; the heart of chaos can only be overcome with puzzle cards …..]

125□! Hey! They saved you! Of course they're real heroes [merlet:I pretty sure your friends Mar and peach are not real heroes]

126□ homework? Aren't you too old to be doing homework? [Merlet:now leave me alone! I'm doing my homework!]

127□ once again she blocked them on Twitter [narrator: earl black's slave, marley, blocked mario and her friends In disgust …..]

128□ ah yes, evil conversations on YouTube [secretary:...... yeah so, I got a comment from marley?]

129□ why was it necessary for her to say that? [Secretary:it says "I'm very spoiled" …… that's the whole message, yes…….]

130□ "spend oily time" that sounds…….horny, why blek so horny? Like its not me that is just sexual [earl blek:o'cunks calm down,spend oily time, earl blek sends]

131□ and that sounds normal [dimension:and so i came like a sudden storm oj a kindergarten's picnic]

132□ this shit sounds like fun! [Dimension:my desires are my law now, this shit seems like fun]

133■ he's trying to save the worlds, once again it seems where the bad guys, again [earl blek:heroes…….I'm trying to save these poor worlds, black, the real black number]

134■ lewis destroyed peach? Then who de fuq is with maria? Unless of course his memory is lying to him [lewis:yes I remember now! I saved prince peach, but i destroyed her...]

135□ me when making oc's, lol [goomab2: I made it big!] :)

136■ wait lewis has a boyfriend? Then he's gay? Okey then [goomba1:that's so good! (Look a this idiot! Who cares about his boyfriend?)

137■ wait wait WAIT WHAT? YOU'RE LEWIS'S EX-BOYFRIEND? ARENT YOU THE SAME GOOMBA THATS MARIED TO THE SECRETARY? Or is it the other one? Still WHAT? [Goomba1:so ……...Louis, my ex-boyfriend! Eat? Maybe you are here, do you think?]

138■ door of difference! Also the goombas in this one are nice [goomba2:open the door of difference louis (nice chin)]

139■AGAIN WITH AI SOUNDING CRAP AND BT NOT FOR ME EITHER!! [Secretary: yeah AI, that sounds pretty crap to me, looks like bt ain't for me either]

140□ of course it doesn't like you [secretary:but doesn't lie me neither]

141■ THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR DANCING ZUMBA! [goomba:very good! Now is the time to switch to the zumba app]

142□ I think tried asking the secretary out for a date [goomba: i give F, girl! Let's go, let's talk,let's go! Like a table]

143□ I didn't quite understand this [tippi:of merlets 4 soldiers, the need to save the wolrd……….]

144□ why is everyone saying maria isn't the hero? Actually we're the bad guys, yeah she's not the hero [merlon:oh, I hope not, he is just not a hero]

145■ woah, okey then, getting frisky are we? [Merlon:I mean, Mario's ass has two heroes, you need 2]

146■ oh no, ITS THE PRESS! [tippi:it's……..the press……]

Finally, it took a while, of course we did just move to another house soooo it took longer, pulse it's 387 images,soo yeah, anyway, we're not gonna do another one of these in a while, we have enough info in the first 2 chapters to make plenty of theories

Anyway, let's go for the count

Super book of mario

Not important □203

Important ■38

Great book of mario

Not important □69 nice

Important ■ 77

I'll have a lot of fun theorizing :D