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just realised how much stimuli i consume on a daily basis- i am literally playing botw AND genshin while watching a random stream vod from one of the ccs i pick out of my hat for the content i consume each day
lm wearing earbuds, headphones, listening to external audio of one game, bouncing my leg and swaying in my chair, im on tumblr.
im the worst skin-picker i know. i pick at my skin, my hairs, my nail, between my teeth, i pick at my scalp and ears, even the insides of my eyelids.
and to top it all off, i postponed this post for 4 hours because i forgot it existed.
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guys in real life: "aye girlie can i get a piece of that??"
Fictional Men™️: "Chatting with you is intoxicating, much in the way that drinking is. My greed bears no bounds to enjoy both these pleasures at once, but do not be fooled, for the main ingredient in my cocktail of pleasure is you, my dear"
#ive never felt so flushed at a video game#and i watched mark play hunnie pop#shitpost#genshin impact#genshin#kaeya#genshin kaeya#genshin impact kaeya#meme#memes
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sorry all yall are getting bot follows, but here i am getting
sexy ladies
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kinda weird they all have the same name format-
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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
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if i had all gender i would do it to, eret
Feeling Ethereal 👑
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Day 11! My wrist is starting to hurt outside of drawing, so I might skip a day soon just so I don't get carpal tunnel or smth
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what if this post was the only remaining evidence that goncharov didnt actually exist and future historians couldn't decipher it
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just wrote an email beginning with "To whom it most definitely concerns."
this is not a joke.
i wrote you this email and i will cry if you dont respond.
#at least one answered today#ill give them a break because its the#holidays#email#school#teacher#student
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Update: They said something nice when they saw me and i crumbled
im gonna do my best to convince someone they are wrong. wish me luck :)
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idk what the fuck just happened but it needs to be un-dippity-done
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im gonna do my best to convince someone they are wrong. wish me luck :)
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When I was 22/23 I dated someone for the first (and so far only) time.
After all of our dates I would sit in my room and cry. Like full body sobs. Because I couldn’t figure out why I wasn’t able to bring myself to kiss her or hold her hand.
I liked her so so much, I loved spending time with her, and I wanted to talk to her all the time. But I didn’t want to kiss her.
I would hype myself up in the mirror before seeing her because I thought if I just “ripped the bandaid off” and kissed her it would fix everything.
And guess what? It didn’t.
Because there was nothing to fix.
My feelings for her weren’t bad or wrong, and me not wanting to kiss her wasn’t because there was something inherently wrong with me.
When we called it off I did a bit of self reflection and i came across the aromantic tag on tumblr. And it FIT. OTHER PEOPLE FELT LIKE I DID. So many things finally made sense, things that made me feel like an outsider.
I liked her, maybe not in the way I grew up expecting to like someone, but in my own way and that was okay. Just because I didn’t want to kiss her didn’t mean my other feelings and desires were less than.
I was valid and I was okay.
If I’d seen aromanticism represented in the media, if QPRs were portrayed as fulfilling relationships, if romance wasn’t so ingrained in every aspect of our society, if any of this was the case maybe I wouldn’t have spent 24 years wondering what was wrong with me.
Maybe I wouldn’t have spent hours on the floor after dates thinking I was broken and could have enjoyed the relationship for what it was, not what I thought it was supposed to be.
All this to say that REPRESENTATION MATTERS. ARO IDENTITIES ARE VALID. YOU WILL BE OKAY.
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don't think people understand how to interact with popular people or corporations coming to tumblr
if it's a single person, be annoying. that's what we did with alex jones, and he quit after a week. we can do that to popular youtubers who try and move to tumblr. send those people kkp and stupid shit
this will not work on corporations and companies!! they are not people who get annoyed. they are faceless organizations that see any interaction as positive. remember when sony posted those stupid three frame gifs to promote their movies and no one gave a shit an then they left? and now after they left we constantly reblog "electros power cannot be contained"? the only reason sony left is because no one gave a shit about what they were posting until after they left
so when companies like duolingo and shit try and come to tumblr, trying to kkp them will not work. it will only make them more popular.
send kkp to dream and callmecarson or other white youtuber boys I can't remember the names of. do not send kkp to Wendy's.
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ive always scrolled tumblr, but it is now my turn to cause chaos :)
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