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badjokesonme 2 years
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due to recent events:
Just calling someone with significant scars on their face "shitface" and laughing about it like you just delivered a great punch line is not an appropriate joke. Not even if that person is a good friend.
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badjokesonme 2 years
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I've decided to come off my antidepressants and now I'm just praying to the spaghetti monster that this decision won't mess up my life again.
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badjokesonme 2 years
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i will no longer be referring to my chronic illness as such. instead I will only refer to it as an UNBREAKABLE ANCESTRAL CURSE.
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badjokesonme 2 years
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Also I'm in the process of getting diagnosed with yet another autoimmune disorder. Good times.
Will I finish medical school or will medical school finish me? We will see.
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badjokesonme 2 years
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I got Covid within the first four days of medical school so it looks like it's finishing me.
Will I finish medical school or will medical school finish me? We will see.
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badjokesonme 2 years
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Will I finish medical school or will medical school finish me? We will see.
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badjokesonme 2 years
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I just saw someone call their eds "bendy bitch disease" and I haven't recovered from that
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badjokesonme 2 years
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sir I beg you to cooperate
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badjokesonme 2 years
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I have exactly two ways I deal with the scars ony face (from a severe skin disorder that almost killed me last year):
1. Oh god I am disfigured how will anyone ever love me
2. Hehehe I look like a villain from an epic superhero movie WATCH OUT FOR ME GOTHAM CITY
YES i'm disabled YES i'm a villain NO i am not a villain because i'm disabled i'm a villain because it's SEXY
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badjokesonme 2 years
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I would be unstoppable if not for the problems
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badjokesonme 2 years
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category 5 tummy event
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badjokesonme 2 years
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prominent member of the tummy hurts community
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badjokesonme 2 years
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Everyone at home except me, the immunocompromised guy, currently has Omicron.
The vaccine is strong with this one. May the antibodies be with me.
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badjokesonme 2 years
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this isn鈥檛 a blog. it鈥檚 a coping mechanism
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badjokesonme 2 years
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a documentary about my life
me: "I'll be fine"
narrator: "He was not."
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badjokesonme 2 years
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me, gaslighting my stomach into cooperation: you鈥檙e fine
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badjokesonme 2 years
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So uhm... I just got accepted to medical school??? I'm sorry what? This is ridiculous.
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