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"i lost my kids in the divorce" "i lost my car in the divorce" "i lost my house" big deal I lost MY WIFE
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authentic recreation of how I constructed my map of middle earth as a child
My dad: so there’s TWO towers actually
me: say no more
#I also thought sauron was spelled salron for a very long time#Lotr#lord of the rings#books#tolkien#jrr tolkien#the hobbit#middle earth#shitpost#high fantasy#literature#the two towers#theyre neighbors and they go over to each others houses and have tea every Sunday#Obviously
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category: dreams I had about famous people being cancelled in strange ways
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3. Lizzo was killing people with lasers from the sky big brother style and my first thought was “mom is gonna be so bummed she loves Lizzo”
#Shitpost#dream#dreams#dream journal#lizzo#dan and phil#dnp#dnpgames#dan howell#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#phil lester#dan and phil games#music#jack black#tenacious d#cancelled#cancel culture#one time i dreamt
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me, peeling my string cheese: mmm yes the rituals
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So true bestie
#shape of water#the shape of water#gdt#guillermo del toro#doug jones#pinterest#source: pinterest#shitpost#Fish#monster fucker#i am not a monster fucker but I think they’d get a kick out of this one#It’s like throwing food flakes in their tank for good behavior#glow up
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my biggest pet peeve in the world is when landlubbers design cool fantasy pirate cabins but completely forget that they’re on a fucking boat. yeah here’s a loose shelf with 50 glass bottles of rum on the top shelf. no there isn’t any sort of guard on the edge. “yeah sorry cap’n we hit One Wave a little weird and every single glass item you own crashed into the ground at once”
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to YOU objects get smaller the farther away they are. In my perfect mind they stay the exact same size <3
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Lego movies and muppet movies have the same impeccable energy
#I would let them remake ANYTHING in these formats#Muppet#muppets#The muppets#kermit#kermit the frog#jim henson#Lego#the lego movie#lego movie#the lego batman movie#lego batman#muppet show#muppet movie#the muppet show#Miss piggy#lego joker#shitpost
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duality of man
#the two genders#shitpost#spotify#music#spotify playlist#music playlist#bad bitch#cottagecore#yearning#the duality of man#duality of man#megan thee stallion#doja cat#girl in red#daylist#my music
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this literally looks like a modern day middle-school desk i'm losing my mind humans have always been humans
Image: Newspaper Rock, Utah, first carvings c. 0 BCE
#art#rock art#petroglyph#utah#cave art#cave paintings#humans being humans#humanity#indigenous art#prehistory#prehistoric art
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why was I out here deleting my timer history. No one can know I needed to wait 14 minutes
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muppet Great Gatsby casting
I read this once in eighth grade forgive me
kermit could not be gatsby because i respect him too much
alternative: beeker as owl eyes because his funny noises are drunk-adjacent
^I know this is a deep dive into the archives but she is such an excellent foil I can't let it go. She isn't as conventionally attractive as daisy but her eyes hold an immense vitality
^apparently the old guys in the book are jewish my bad
continuing the proposition that beeker is owl eyes: *looks into casket* “meep meep“
#out of respectful disagreement with the castings i have seen on tiktok#shitpost#the great gatsby#great gatsby#the muppets#muppets#classic literature#f scott fitzgerald#muppet movie#kermit#kermit the frog#leonardo dicaprio#miss piggy#gonzo#muppet show#the muppet show#roaring 20s#literature#books#fancast
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He was a boy // she was a girl
couples tattoo idea:
The two headed calf from Laura gilpin’s poem and the two butted goat from bobs burgers
#shitpost#tattoos#tattoo#couples tattoos#inked#bobs burgers#gene belcher#two headed calf#poetry#twice as many stars
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The idea that modern/abstract art is less valuable bc “I could’ve done that” shows that everyday people don’t value their work or see it worthy of being art and I find that saddening
the false dichotomy between "high" and "low" art continues restricting us to this day
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it’s like fuck it man my cats are American and they don’t even know it
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fortunato: is anyone else bricked up rn or is it just me
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