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DSMP CAMP CAMP AU
My adhd spiraling ass saw this video and started asking myself who other characters would be. I have now spiraled and here is what i have lmao
philza: mr campbell (cus hes hardly around lmfao. David also looks up to him at first so that works)
Wilbur: david (i feel like this just makes sense. Hes like a big brother to tommy, hes a bit chaotic and just overall gives off similar vibes)
Vilbur: daniel (i feel like this is self explanatory. Its also why i pushed to say willbur is david lol)
Techno: gwen (the nonchalant person who has to put up with shit and just wants to do something else def works. Hed rather be farming potatoes than looking after kids)
Tommy: max (hes mad, traumatized and has to deal with shit but also enjoys some things every now and then)
Tubbo: niki (if someone says tubbo isnt chaotic i will fight you.)
Ranboo: neil (the quieter one that constantly questions if something is a good idea but overall is along for the ride)
Ranboo in enderwalk: neil-bot (this just made me laugh cause the coincidence that this exists and ranboo is neil)
Dream team: flower scouts (idk exactly who is who but the idea of the dream team as a group being the flower scouts is DEF true. Also if dream was tabii thatd work for the whole ranboo situation but like not in the romantic sense that tabi is obsessed with neil)
Schlatt: either dolph or edward pikeman (im leaning edward pikeman just because tyranical leader fits)
Karl: preston goodplay? (Mainly cause of the stories of the dsmp)
Fundy: harrison? (Because of the magic he does in modding mc and stuff)
Callahan: scotty (he appears only once but he fits cuz neither speak and just ye)
Slimecicle: space kid? (Cause of his optimism and general innocence)
Hbomb: nerris (cause he likes what you could call roleplaying)
Eret: erin (cause of his coolness lol)
Also for the laughs:
DreamXD: quartermaster (because dreamxd has to deal with stupid things like techno "turning a end portal into a table")
Jeremy fartz: mexican dream (lmfao its not quite right but made me laugh)
Platypus: the egg (is chaotic. Tries to kill peple and just rabid lol)
Tubbo's nukes: timothy the eagle
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Someone: decribe yourself in one sentence.
Me: i made custom memes based on events and stuff of a single class im in and was proud of it for a good week.
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Two weeks ago i wrote a cold and flu medicine induced transcript for a presentation assignment. Ive been trying to record it for two weeks. Two weeks of me going "WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN???".
Two weeks of holidays where its oversuee and i have no clue what im going to say to my teacher.
Time for me to cry.
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Not me accidentally leaking my account name to some of my friends 😪🤦♀️
People really be trying to get Tumblr famous? I'd die if anyone I know irl found out this account was mine.
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You know how the dream smp has a lot of hamilton themes. What if it was other musicals? What characters would the (rp) streamers be like?
My friends and i decided if it were mean girls then:
Regina = dream
Gretchen = george
Karen = sapnap
If anyone has any other ideas please do tell. I want to do some sketches of if they were based on the characters.
#dsmp ranboo#DSMP#dream#dream team#sapnap#georgenotfound#dreamwastaken#dream mcyt#mcyt#mcyt fanfiction#mcyt au#tubbo#tommyinnit#tommyinit fanart#wilbur soot#philza#technoblade#quackity#fundy#niachu#mc rp#ranboo
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Imagine an alien culture that names their children after tragic endings/terrible things their parents see in their future. Rather names aren’t a good, beautiful, fortune based thing like they usually are for humans (like most names mean nice things; my name means beautiful, my sister’s name meaning loved by many, my friend’s name means light. Overall just like how our names are meant to bring us good fortune and make us better) but rather they’re terrible prophecies in this culture and people don’t shy away from that. it’s as normal to them as names are to us, and they adopt different names on other planets because they know it unsettles some cultures but they draw from root words in their languages.
"my brain gave me all of this, and then had the nerve to be like 'lmao okay have fun with that, i’m not gonna give you any context or plot so you’ll never be able to use this :) byebye!!' and then peaced out" ~ my friend who said i could post this for them ❤
#alien#headcannon#space#space orcs#space australia#aliens#alien headcannon#writing#writing ideas#writing inspiration#idea#alienation#hello my name is destructionofallhumanity with no spaces between the words. its destrustion with a ion.
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Excuse me where is my cute girlfriend. I ordered one a week ago and they haven't arrived yet >:(
Auspost better watch out
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Watching a movie in the aim that you cry is fun. I cryconstantly at movies and tv shows but otherwise I hate crying. So ye that was fun 👌
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Characters I'm gay for?
- The scientist from the female ghost busters movie. Dude I want a crazy scientist lady to build gadgets for me 😳
- 9ball from oceans 8. She's badass and a hacker. +she likes her family even if she insults the heck out of them (can relate)
-every charzcter in charlies angels. Like my closeted ass died next to my parents and they were very confused
The list will be updated whenever I remember other characters but ye. I just think they're dandy characters XD
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I wish we didn't only have one life or such a short life.
There's so many jobs and things id love to do.
What if I chose to travel the world and become a social media influencer that spreads positivity in being yourself.
OR I could work at a zoo! Playing with the animals but most importantly looking after them. A lot of them only know captivity and passing faces.
I could run my own clothing store that's whole aim is to empower the wearer (this is my current goal I'm not going to lie). A shop where anyone can feel comfortable. Where the models who showcase my clothes are regular people that have simply stumbled into my store. A shop that creates not just happiness but a whole community.
Maybe I could be a social worker and help out all the kids that don't fit in of have been kicked out. Showing love to those that need it and having a home that would always be open to those who need it.
What if I moved to a rural town and began my own cottagecore life with a simple crafts business. I could get to know my town so well and be that crazy colourful lady that owns the awesome store on the main road.
I could live in the cbd walking amongst everyone to my job in a bookstore that I work at while making comics as a hobby. Or I could write poetry!
Or maybe I could work in politics or local council looking after my community and country. Be the first openly non-hetero woman in parliament and be able to deal with media. Spread my message through social media and physical communication. Not letting the money be a driving point but the betterment of life for my people.
There are so many things I wish I could do yet I must pick one or a few. It's scary but also good? Overall I want to do good. I don't have to be in history books but id like to make a difference to someone.
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I'm just going to start writing my own reviews for shows I watch tbh. I need to talk about them somewhere 😂
I just finished strong girl bong-soon and without spoiling anything...
I usually don't like romance shows but I've started getting into Korean and Japanese one and they're so much more bearable??? Like idk it's less stereotypical to western dramas??? It's always so boring and ick to watch white ones but when I've been watching these I'm like a giggling school girl (pfffft).
The couple is so cute and bong-soon is awesome! She holds her own and she protects her partner and others but they didn't produce it in a way that her partner is a weakling (go equal power!). She's an awesome character and the story had a lot of depth! The villain is crazy scary. I walked into it thinking it would be like the weightlifting fairy but it's so different!
To be fair though I enjoy them both HEAPS.
I'm spending too much time watching these haha whoops
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People really be trying to get Tumblr famous? I'd die if anyone I know irl found out this account was mine.
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It's almost two am but tbh if a girl looked at me with even the slightest bit of a smirk I think my head would explode.
But hey it be what it be 🤷♀️
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My name is "australias-next-top-disaster"
But honestly I give off so much bottom energy that it should be "australias-next-bottom-disaster" but that doesn't make much sense :/
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WOMEN I WOULD LITERALLY BURN THE WORLD DOWN FOR IF THEY ASKED:
-fiona nova (an amazing women who taught me a lot about being who you are)
-momozerii (amazing comic artist that has created a beautiful lgbt+ comic series)
-brenda Howard (known as the "mother of pride")
-alexandria ocasio-cortez (congress member)
- Jacida Ardern (the prime-minister of new Zealand)
- Bessie Coleman (first African American woman to hold a pilots license)
- Audre lorde (writer, feminist and civil rights activist)
-the girl i know i have no chances with but shes punk and just so pretty and we swapped spotify playlists and just PANIK
- CLAUDETTE COLVIN (a 15 year old who refused to move on a bus SIX MONTHS BEFORE ROSA PARKS)
NOT BECAUSE I FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE BUT BECAUSE THEYRE HECKING BADASSES THAT THE WORLD SHOULD BOW DOWN TO AND REMEMBER BUT ALSO THEYRE PRETTY 👉👈
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