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"The Sex Lives Of College Girls" Incorrect Quotes But It's Things That My Friends Have Said
Kimberly: You gave someone chlamydia?! Leighton: I gave someone the night of their life. Chlamydia was an added bonus.
Alicia: Would you still love me if I was a worm? Leighton: No. But I wouldn't stomp on you as hard to kill you with my shoe.
Whitney: *with Bela slung over her back like a potato sack* I hope that you realize that what you just did was the epitome of stupid? Bela: Yes, but it was also funny. And at the end of the day, I think that wins!
Ginger: I want to be healthy! Let me be healthy! Let me be a health bitch!
Tova: Why do I always have to be the rational one with you people?Kimberly: Because nobody listens to me. Keep up.
Alicia: I love that I hated you when we first met. But now we're besties!
Nico: You hated me-
Ginger: I feel unsafe. Leighton: And I feel hungover but I'm not complaining!
#the sex lives of college girls#incorrect quotes#things my friends say#funny#leighton x alicia#leighton murray#tova#kimberly#ginger#nico#whitney chase#bela malhotra#alicia
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Leighton: *texting Alicia* Alicia, come home, I need you.
*Alicia rushes through the door 20 minutes later*
Alicia: What’s wrong?! What happened?! Are you alright?!
Leighton: *launches herself at Alicia* I just wanted a hug!
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Leighton: I feel like I stick out like a sore thumb.
Alicia: You might be a little overdressed for crowd recon.
Leighton: Seriously?!
Alicia: Hey, you’re definitely the most stylish undercover agent here!
Leighton: You were standing right there when I got dressed this morning!
Alicia: Mmhm, and you were so excited to match your belt to your boots.
#leighton x alicia#alicia#sex lives of college girls#incorrect quotes#kate whistler#lucy tara#source:NCISHawaii
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Couch
Bela: Were you two *mashes hands together aggressively* on the couch and then *makes explosion noise* cause, that’s why they make lube.
Alicia: That’s not why they make lube.
Bela: Agree to disagree.
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Thoughts On Finch
Okay Legacies fandom, am I the oly one confused as to why people hate finch so much? Cause I truly don’t understand whats so bad about her! Honestly, after so much of Josie getting completly screwed over in the relationship department, Finch is kind of a blessing! Plus she’s really sweet and is willing to put up with Lizzie’s insanity so she’s passed the test! I’m a proud posie shipper but I can definately see Finch and Josie being endgame!
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Greek Mythology as John Mulaney Quotes Pt. 2
Hercules: None of us really know our fathers.
Achilles: But sometimes he would be gay.
Paris: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?
Orpheus: And I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing!
Persephone: “Okay, when you get kidnapped…” Not if, when.
Theseus: Hey, has anyone…Has anyone heard–” [imitates clopping hooves]
Prometheus: I don’t look older, I just look worse.
Eris: You remember being 12, when you’re like, “No one look at me or I’ll kill myself.”
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Greek Mythology As John Mulaney Quotes: Part 1
Aphrodite: Aw, I love how you just wear anything!
Hephaestus: My wife is a bitch and I like her so much!
Ares: Stay down on the ground, you mother fucker!
Dionysus: And apparently I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said, "It's perfume."
Artemis: Above perv is a bozo. A bozo is any man who cheats on his wife.
Hermes: Do my friends hate me, or do I just need to go to sleep?
Zeus: I’m so horny and angry all the time!
Hera: Euch! This ought to be good.
Apollo: I have a girlfriend now, uh, myself, which is weird because I'm probably gay based on the way I act and behave.
Hestia: Hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you!
Athena: It’s a grid system, motherfucker! Where you at? 24th and 5th? Where you wanna go? 35th and 6th? 11 up and 1 over, you simple bitch!!
Hades: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
Poseidon: Brush your teeth. Now boom, orange juice, that’s life!
Demeter: I know! I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die!
#greek mythology#zeus#hera#poseidon#hades#hermes#ares#hestia#apollo#artemis#athena#hephaestus#demeter#dionysus#aphrodite#John Mulaney#funny
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Lizzie As A Mom
Lizzie: Kids, grab your shit we’re leaving! Penelope grab your tablet I don’t want you talking to me. Good morning Landon! Love what you’ve done with the tulips… fucking bitch. Go get em MG you’re mama’s little champ! Oh no Josie he sucks.
#lizzie saltzman#milton greasley#penelope park#landon kirby#josie saltzman#legacies incorrect quotes#legacies#source: tik tok
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Fatin And Leah: Endgame?
Leah to Fatin: I have feelings for you.
Leah: I’m not telling you which ones
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Fatin Being... Well, Fatin
Fatin: Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady.
Shelby: *smiles*
Fatin : Oh look, you’re here too!
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Cruel World
Dot: Good morning, cruel world.
Nora: Don’t you mean goodbye cruel world?
Dot: Nope. This world may be cruel but I’m still kicking.
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Lizzie Gets Arrested
Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Lizzie: Yes but do I have the ability?
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Sneezing
Hope: *sneezes*
Lizzie: Bless you.
Josie: *sneezes*
Lizzie: Oh my god, Jo! Are you sick?!
Penelope: *sneezes*
Lizzie: Jo, say bless you to Satan for me.
Landon: *sneezes*
Lizzie: Oh my god can you actually shut the fuck up for once in you unfortionately regenertating life?
#lizzie saltzman#josie saltzman#landon kirby#legacies incorrect quotes#penelope park#hope mikaelson#legacies
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Alaric: *in an interview* My daughters could never disappoint me.
Lizzie: *destroys property during a meltdown*
Josie: *commits arson in her spare time*
Alaric: Can I change my answer?
#legacies incorrect quotes#alaric saltzman#josie saltzman#lizzie saltzman#father and daughters#legacies
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Family Game Night At The Homestead
Waverly: I HATE YOU!!!!!
Jeremy: OH, WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!!
Robin: Waverly, give Jeremy your $200. You landed on his property.
Waverly: No, HE’S IN JAIL! I'm not gonna give money to a criminal.
Jeremy: That's not how you PLAY!!!!
Nicole: Wynonna, why is Waverly screaming?
Waverly: Shut the fuck up Nicole, You don't get to talk after stealing my LAST RAILROAD!
Wynonna: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!!
Nedley: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!?
Waverly: AaAAAaaA!!!!!
#theodd1sout#wynonnaearp#wynonnaearpincorrectquotes#incorrect quotes#waverlyearp#nicolehaught#randy nedley#jeremy chetri#robin jett#monopoly#source: theodd1sout
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Penelope and Lizzie Banter
Penelope: You’re blocking the view.
Lizzie: I AM the view.
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Kaleb and MG: The Bromance We Didn’t Know We Needed
MG: *gets a papercut*
Kaleb: Hasn’t he been through enough?!
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