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A: I feel like [x] isn’t a good idea, although I guess I don’t make great decisions under pressure. I once tried to get out of a speeding ticket by challenging the cop to a rap battle.
#incorrect quotes#1 character#ideas#decisions#indecision#police#mistake#rap#source: knitting time with willie
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A: Faith is feeling secure in things that aren’t always sure. Or I guess it could also be a little girl’s name.
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A: People need to learn that for as scary as the world is, maybe it’s not actually that scary. It only seems that way because everyone is trying to defend themselves.
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A: We’re the good guys! I’m A.
B: And I’m their older sibling, B.
C: And that makes sense!
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A: What part of the body is that?
B: That’s the bazonkers, dude!
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A: Is there something wrong with me?
B: Yeah!
A: Okay. Just confirming.
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A: You’re making a man out of meat. Like that song from Mulan.
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A: Don’t be mean to me; B’s mom will be upset with you!
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A: If you had a child, and they made [x] - it might not, like, make it to the fridge, but you’d probably like, save it in a folder for a few years before you threw it out.
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A: Did you like that?
B: No :) I didn’t :)
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A: Anyway, time for war!
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A: I don’t hate women.
B: You just hate seeing them succeed?
A: I just love men!
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A: I’ve never seen such impressive abdication of responsibility.
B: Responsibility flows off of C like water off of a duck’s back. And it drowns all of us below them.
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A: Lorem ipsum dolor sit, you piece of shit!
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A: B has the energy of the entire cast of Cheers.
C: …Not in a million years would I have guessed where that sentence was going.
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A: When you know, you’ll know. Unless you don’t know. In which case, you won’t know.
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A: Okay, here we go. This is gonna be good. I’m feeling it - I’m really feeling it. I’m not really feeling it; I’m so scared.
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