i mean ,,, surely we get tntduo as lil witch fellas
he’s the best-worst customer at the cabinetduo magic supply shop
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achievement made! -> lamenting your hope
(REBLOGGG!!!! If u only like ill cry a lot)
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love how they’re doing crazy shit about apologising to yourself while c!wilbur is making up a wild yarn about utah
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How we feeling? Cuz I’m laughing my ass off.
C!Tommy is sad, Ghostbur is happy, and c!Wilbur is in fucking Utah I guess.
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So in the lore, either "dream smp" is a continent or Utah is a minecraft server and I hate everything
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SPOILERS FOR WILBUR’S FINAL LORE STREAM
Just watched the final c!Wilbur lore stream and. Uh. What? Utah???
Did he die, is that some conspiracy? Or is he just,,, in fucking Utah?? Poor c!Tommy, he got the shit end of the deal (like always)
Also no I definitely didn’t start crying at Friend, you have no proof /s /lh
Also the fucking poem
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More yet more
ID below the read more
[ID: DSMP characters as text posts. Usernames and icons have been replaced.
Transcript:
Post 1:
Technoblade: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now
Post 2:
A series of texts between Wilbur (revived) and Quackity.
Quackity: I could strangle you
Wilbur: You aren't tall enough
Quackity: You've sunk low enough for me to reach
Post 3:
Tommyinnit: Your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit
Post 4:
Tommyinnit: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Alivebur: Killed without hesitation
Post 5:
Ranboo: it's dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap
Ranboo, but the icon for his post has been changed to a bald version of his skin:
Waiter: enjoy your meal!
Me: you too *becomes instantly bald*
Post 6:
Technoblade, with a picture of Wilbur off to the side: Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1 am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar
Post 7:
Slimecicle: this hole you put me in, was in ideal depth. thank you :) i wont be climbing out anytime soon!
A star review image with 4 stars filled in is pictured below his review.
Post 8:
Pogtopia Wilbur: like half my personality is just symptoms
/end ID]
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giving yourself your happy ending
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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