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My favorite activity of the day: sending my (evangelical I think?) Boyfriend random ass trans jesus things. Because this year is the year, and we are both trans gay men so why the fuck not.
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Reasons why I need multiple boyfriends:
1: One to hold me and one for me to hold
2: Boyfriends cuddle pile. Just imagine.
3: Men are dramatic when sick. We need a whole ass harem to take care of us.
4: cheaper rent
5: group prices when going places
6: have you ever had one dog? Have you ever had six? Tell me how much happier you were with six.
7: since I will not be kissing all of them all the time, my aroace best friend can blend in seamlessly when going out and stop feeling like no one takes her seriously.
8: I think a pack of men, as gay and flamboyant as they may be, would be very efficient in chasing off any creepy guys that approach my bestfriend.
9: each one of us has time to do whatever we want, since there's a whole pack then we don't have to be all the time glued together. (yes I was traumatized by a random ass guy when I was in 8th grade and now I need to exist outside of my romantic relationships. fuck you.)
- A man who is very much in 1(one) long-distance relationship and likes to fantasize about his theoretical "many boyfriends"
#gay#polyamory#a bestie is just a boyfriend you don't kiss#me and my imaginary boyfriends#shitpost#lgbtqia#lgbtq#lgbtq community
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Sometimes I will read my fics and go "that is not at all where I intended it to go but now I can't go back. This guy is actually canonically the other MC's long lost childhood best friend, but trans."
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If I had a nickel for every play about AIDS that touches on judaism and happens in the AIDS crisis (late 70s/80s) where we follow multiple couples through their life and problems, a man leaves his wife for a man, and they are brought together by one of the main characters having AIDS, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's FUCKING WEIRD that it happened twice, right?
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So. I finished brokeback mountain.
I think I might not make it folks.
NOW ONTO DEAD POETS SOCIETY
I have decided to watch brokeback mountain and Dead poets society
Today
One after the other
Wish luck and hydration upon my crybaby homosexual heart
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I have decided to watch brokeback mountain and Dead poets society
Today
One after the other
Wish luck and hydration upon my crybaby homosexual heart
#brokeback mountain#dead poets society#tragic little gay men#for the record I have never watched either of those#i am going in blind
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Sometimes I forget that heterosexual people don't live with the awareness that gay people exist.
By sometimes I mean everytime a man "flirts" with me in a context where he is not explicitly gay.
I will be like "omg he's flirting sooo bad, he laughs at all my jokes and pays attention to me, he even MADE TIME TO BE WITH ME" meanwhile his brain is just thinking "yay I made a new friend!!"
Last week I got a message from a guy that said "hey, could I send you a message I plan to send to someone I like, and get some feedback on it pls?" and he sent it to a girl he liked. We had been talking daily for weeks and I thought that we were VERY CLEARLY FLIRTING.
On the other hand, as a trans man, this is very validating.
#curse you straight people#just kidding#just try to be a bit more aware#or else i'm going to have unrequited feelings for all of you#STOP FLIRTING WITH ME#gay#trans man
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Me: "Hey I think I might have a type!"
Aphrodite "Your type is what I say it is. And now, your type is scrawny nerdy autistic guys"
Me: "But I-"
Her: "Autistic guys."
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Me, 31st of december 2022: "Hey aphrodite, could you please bring me romantic opportunities in the year to come?"
Aphrodite ever since then: "would you like another one? Hey that guy's cute right? What about this girl over there. Oh, wait, no, you're gay. Well, nevermind, he's a boy now."
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I have learned today that Alan motherfucking Turing killed himself by poisoning an apple and eating it.
He killed himself by BITING AN APPLE after being condemned for HOMOSEXUALITY.
I know that it is said he did it to convince his (very christian) mother he didn't kill himself because it is a "sin" but, do you see what I mean to say?
#biblical methaphors are my therapy#i really do not mean to dishonor alan turing#that man has my full and utter respect#but still brain thinks thoughts
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A COMINT !!
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andrew: you're an asshole
neil: yes, and?
kevin [banging his head against the desk in the background bc he knows this is foreplay and he's going to get kicked out of the room soon]:
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Alternative universe where Wymack gives up his “above my salary” rule and just straight up disses Andrew when he is pining over Neil
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Andrew: breaks into Wymack’s apartment to rant about how much Neil is a problem and a threat
Wymack: You want to fuck him so much it makes you look stupid
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Andrew and Neil getting in their usual first book word scuffles
Wymack to Andrew after Neil leaves them alone: So what have you decided on? Spring or Summer wedding?
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Andrew: allows some fox to score on him because he was too busy staring at Neil’s ass
Wymack not saying anything out loud but catching Andrew’s eyes with so much bored intensivity the words just materialize on their own in Andrew’s mind: Wow that was pathetic.
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Andrew feeding Neil some “i’ll still solve you” or other talk like that
Wymack not even raising his eyes from some documents he was filling out: I’ve seen fucking garden snails flirt better than you.
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Andrew buys Neil a matching phone
Wymack: And here I thought Nicky was the only useless gay in the family, good to see I can still be wrong.
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Wymack calling Andrew after Neil hitchhiked his way back to his apartment the first time Monsters took him to Eden: CAN’T YOU TAKE HIM OUT ON A DATE LIKE NORMAL PERSON???? YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DRUG HIM???
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Andrew: buys Neil like a half of wardrobe in a exact style Andrew prefer
Wymack: just aggressively sideeyeing him in silence
Andrew: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Wymack: shamelessly using Neil to stop Andrew from acting out against other Foxes
Andrew: Fucking stop it.
Wymack: No <3
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Wymack: sends Neil to Andrew to ask him to stop throwing balls at Foxes’ ankles
Wymack silently through very intense eye contact: JUST FUCKING BANG IT OUT AND STOP LETTING IT AFFECT MY GAMEPLAY
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Wymack: Do threats of violence usually work for you? Or do you know about some Neil’s fetish none of us are privy to?
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Wymack to Andrew: Its good to know there is something that both you and Aaron share. I just didn’t expect it to be inability to act like normal human beings around your crushes.
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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Someone is hiding. . .
It is Écume! He is scared for his upcoming surgery.
To prevent him from stressing too much, I hide his eyes with a scarf before I give him the anesthesia.
First eye successfully removed
Wound is now closed. Eyelid reconstruction will be performed later on.
Second eye out
Wound is open and clean
Eye is reconstructed and area is trimmed.
2nd eyelid is reconstructed and area needs trimming
Surgery finished. Patient goes in recovery.
Will update with more adventures.
Beginning a journal for my friend's Eid gift (that I bought in advance because it's from a seasonal store and I didn't want it to change collections by then): Écume (seafoam)
Écume takes the bus
Écume, clandestine passenger
Écume tries to sleep (but can't)
(Yes this is a foreshadowing that I *will* be tearing his safety eyes out and replace them with embroidered closed eyes, because well, she's muslim, and in her rules can't have anything with eyes out at night because it will scare the angels)
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Beginning a journal for my friend's Eid gift (that I bought in advance because it's from a seasonal store and I didn't want it to change collections by then): Écume (seafoam)
Écume takes the bus
Écume, clandestine passenger
Écume tries to sleep (but can't)
(Yes this is a foreshadowing that I *will* be tearing his safety eyes out and replace them with embroidered closed eyes, because well, she's muslim, and in her rules can't have anything with eyes out at night because it will scare the angels)
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If I had a nickel for everytime a character voiced by Stephanie Beatriz helped re-build a house after it's been destroyed in a fight to save her family and it's a singing number meant to close the storyline, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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