Both of the babies are mixed between white silkies and other chickens. I don't know exactly what they are, but they were literally the only silkie chicks I could find in my area. Anyway, here are the babies now:

The black one is a rooster, and he was very spunky and fun as a chick so I named him Ozzy (like Ozzy Osbourne lol). And the white/tan one is a hen, I named her Hooch (because of her heads resemblance to Madam Hooch's hair. Madam Hooch is the flying instructor in the Harry Potter books and movies. If you look up a picture of her from the movie, her hair and the white silkie's hair is almost identical).

Plus!!!!: they love each other very much. Hooch and Ozzy do NOT like to be separated. I once gave Hooch a bath in my sink and Ozzy was not happy that she was taken from him, so we ended up giving both chickens a bath and they had a couples spa day! Ozzy really loved the blow dryer. Hooch was fascinated by the water. This leads my family and I to believe that they will bring us many many adorable silkie chicks in the near future.

I just lost my shit. There's a type of chicken that looks like a fuckin poodle. Look at these glorious little shits. Fluff, nothin but fluff.

Apparently they're called Silkies and they contribute absolutely NOTHING. They rarely lay eggs, they're not raised for food. They don't even fight off predators because they can't see due to the pom pom of fluff that is their head. They're friendly, harmless chickens. All they do is walk around, lookin all fashionable to the other chickens, asking for pets and attention. People even keep them indoors. AND THEY USE THEM AS SHOW BIRDS, AS IN MEDALS AND AWARDS AND STUFF. I'm dead.

I'm getting one

And I'm about to, check out AbsurdlyInaccurate on Ao3 :D

I don't need to write a TexLaska fic i really don't but i want to so bad...

Freshman year of highschool was wild. It really went like:

8/10/22 - wow, they're gay

12/10/22 - wow, maybe I'm gay

5/22/23 - wow, I'm gay

🚨ATTENTION!!!!!🚨

I need help™️

At the beginning of this schoolyear, some of my (now old) friends ganged up on me and beat me in a verbal argument. I was extremely shocked, bc I thought they were my real friends. Turns out, my "best friend" of them all turned them against me. For no reason other than me "being too mean", aka being to sarcastic for them. I was so shocked that the shock outweighed my anger and I didn't stand up for myself in the argument. Tomorrow is my last day of school, and I want to put a few words in with them. They all seemed to get satisfaction from thinking that they got in the last and best word, but I can't let that slide. I need really good, short, preferably profanity-filled insults to say to them.

One of them thinks she is smarter than me, despite the fact that I've always had better grades. She accused me of being "negative on her mental health". Bbg we in highschool, everyone here has depression. Smh

The other is a pride and true slut, and I've just got to call her out for it, the bitch turned everybody against me and talk about me behind my back. Told my crush that I used to bully her, when it was her that bullied me.

And the last one, she don't know what the hell she doin with her life. She broke up with my best friend by text, without giving him a reason (told us she just didnt want a bf, despite having one for about half a year, in a GREAT relationship), and got mad at me when I told her she should have been nicer about it

Anyway, i plan on doing a hit-and-run in the hallway, preferably poping off and walking away like a queen. But the problem is, I'm terrible at insults, despite being incredibly sarcastic.

Please please please please please give me some good insults to use!!!!!! 🙏 🙏 🙏

do ever just subconsciously make a noise that's somewhere on the spectrum between a hissing cat and Satan's right hand demon just out of sheer frustration?

Just me?

would you rather:

1. have unlimited bacon, but no more games

OR

2. have unlimited games, but no more games

idk what the fuck that's supposed to mean but I love you

fuck off senpai

wattpad, after I write and delete a total of 352 words in a blank draft: save and exit?

me, done with writer's block: I'll save and exit my life, thank you

*goes to sleep*

It's a "billion dollar idea" for a game lmao, don't take it so seriously bro

New party game just dropped babes!!!

Google 'Florida man' followed by your birthday

Mine is "Florida man arrested in broomstick, machete and biting attack"

What's yours? :D

I should've sold this to Elon Musk

New party game just dropped babes!!!

Google 'Florida man' followed by your birthday

Mine is "Florida man arrested in broomstick, machete and biting attack"

What's yours? :D

Studying for a test tomorrow and heavily relating to my Biology teacher right now:

"Life is a struggle for existence"

Fuck dude, it sure is

New party game just dropped babes!!!

Google 'Florida man' followed by your birthday

Mine is "Florida man arrested in broomstick, machete and biting attack"

What's yours? :D

Stupid things Warren™️ said/did on the French Club field trip

*as we drive through Georgia*: "I think Tiffany lied to us, I think we're in the middle of Michigan"

*entering New Orleans*: "ThEy DRovE uS tO FrAnCE, oH MA gAwD- "

*in Jackson Square*, *glides past me on heelies*: "yea, im wearing heelies in New Orleans. yea, im probably about to bust my ass trying to get down these steps- LOWRIDER!"

*on the way back*: "they say don't bring a knife to a gun fight, but what is you bring MAGIC-"

*back at school*: [me] "we should have left you in that bar on the street corner" [him] "but'cha DIDN'T!!!!!!!"

*My body no longer being able to see the color red after eating some expired Nutella*:

VIBE CHECK, BITCH!!!!

Me: stands up

My blood vessels: what the

Fuck

did u just do

A short poem:

Do teachers understand that we take other classes

on all levels except physically, i am a slut

and i blame yaoi & mlm