Husk: you’re an idiot.

Angel: I’m YOUR idiot, bitch!

Angel, pointing to his wedding ring: foreverrrrr!!

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

“i hope you find someone who knows when to give you space and when to hold you close.” - r.h. sin

Monk: Pros of being a Blue Dragonborn--you can puke lightning from your face.

DM: Cons of being a Blue Dragonborn--everyone thinks you're untrustworthy. Or that you are plotting something.

Monk: But I am a Monk--a luminous being! I am above such petty things.

DM: Everyone still thinks you're planning something. Or you have plans going within plans...

Warlock: Which is hilarious because Monk really is like the most unsubtle person ever.

Paladin (Silver Dragonborn): She's planning something, I just know it...

Monk: Boy do I love punching bad people in the face! :)

Been thinking about this a lot lately... It's especially good advice for those of us that are terrible plotters. Just take it one step at a time.

Omega, after unlocking a door for the Batch because she was the only one small enough to fit: Well hello there.

Echo: Howdy.

Omega: Are you impressed?

Echo: No. You’re just too skinny. You need to eat more.