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people really go through the trouble of hotwiring cars? just stand by a valet booth and wait for someone to hand you their keys, it’s not that hard
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Đou art a funky freš lesbian ðat deserves noþiŋ but ðe best
Thank you!
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Are you ice cream? I mean I shoulda guessed because you're so sweet
AWWWW THANK YOU
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You make me moan "Oh Yep~~~" when you show up on my dash
W H E E Z E
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I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.
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You know how I say everyone’s valid?
I don’t mean the following
NOMAPS
MAPS
Pedophiles
“Transage” people
“Transrace” people
KKK members
Nazis
Neo-Nazis
Nazi apologists
TERFs
Racists
LGBTphobes
+ other motherfuckers who are just plain terrible
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A little reminder to myself and everyone else.
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EAT ME LIKE A BOWL OF ICE CREAM
Ayyyyy
Cannibalism.
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*The power of lesbians shines within you
T H A N K T H O U
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Strong Top Energy for sure. Possibly subby.
AYYYYYY
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If non black people want to damage the fuck out of their hair that’s fine, whatever, but don’t be calling the moldy ass shit you get as a result dreadlocks, dreads, or locs, because I promise you they aren’t.
Sincerely, someone who actually knows what the fuck they talking about.
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Feel free to reblog if you aren’t black and against cultural appropriation
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i love accidentally pausing bnha
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she’s a peach… scone
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After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.
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BIG NEWS IN TEXAS!!!!! Over the 10-day early voting period 4 MILLION votes were cast! This is 84% of the total votes casted in the 2014 midterms!!! Oh, and Beto O’Rourke is now even with Ted Cruz in the polls so get out and VOTE BETO FOR U.S. SENATE ON TUESDAY!!!!!!!!
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