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whoreforhendery · 2 months
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Jisung, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, minho. Minho: How did you do that without turning around? Jisung: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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whoreforhendery · 8 months
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Xiaojun: Here comes the lightning!
Hendery, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Xiaojun: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
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whoreforhendery · 9 months
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Xiaojun: It’s dark in here.
Hendery: Don’t worry dude, I got this
Hendery: * Stomps their feet *
Hendery: * Sketchers light up *
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whoreforhendery · 9 months
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Yangyang: Where are you going?
Ten: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
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whoreforhendery · 9 months
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Kun: WinWin … How do i even begin to explain him ?
YangYang: WinWin is flawless.
Ten: I heard his hair is insured for £10,000.
Hendery: I heard he does car commercials… in Japan.
Xiaojun: One time he punched me in the face… it was awesome.
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whoreforhendery · 9 months
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Yangyang: Hendery, my old arch enemy.
Xiaojun: ….. I thought i was your arch enemy?
Yangyang: I have i life outside of you Xiaojun.
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whoreforhendery · 1 year
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Gun: Tinn...
Tinn: Oh no, Tinn in B flat.
Tinn: You're disappointed.
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whoreforhendery · 1 year
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whoreforhendery · 1 year
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Gun: damn, Tinn are you secretly cool?
Tinn: well, poker is just maths, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss cool.
Gun: i do not.
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whoreforhendery · 1 year
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Gun: Oh just so you know, its very muggy outside
Tinn:
Tinn: GUN i swear, if I step outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn...
Gun: *sips coffee from a bowl*
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whoreforhendery · 1 year
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Nagisa: Remember when you didn't try solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Karma: Stop romanticizing the past.
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whoreforhendery · 1 year
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Bro why is sauron kinda fit.
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whoreforhendery · 1 year
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just want someone to gandalf my ass out of my house pls
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