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Why Is A Raven Like A Writing Desk?
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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.
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Incorrect Dracula Characters
Jonathan:
Mina:
Lucy:
Arthur:
Seward:
Quincey:
Van Helsing:
Renfield:
Dracula:
Bonus Bram Stoker:
(part II) (part III)
#the Quincey one is particularly funny to me#dracula#dracula daily#jonathan harker#mina murray#mina harker#lucy westenra#arthur holmwood#jack seward#john seward#quincey morris#abraham van helsing#van helsing#bram stoker
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Every time we meet Lucy, the desire to burn down all of cinema rises again. We must punish them for their HORRIFIC misinterpretation of such a sweet and lovely girl!!!!
#they’ve maligned my girl so many times#it infuriates me so much#lucy westenra#dracula daily#dracula
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i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life
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i'm doing my TMA relisten and i don't think anything bad will happen to my friend Jonathan this time around
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It is November of 1893. You have just killed a vampire. Exhausted and worn, you close your eyes and rest.
You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.
You try to believe it.
(An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)
You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).
One morning you cut yourself while shaving.
There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.
You turn fast, and the razor is like a Kukri knife in your hand.
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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"
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Being as Dracula Daily is starting up again in about three days, I think this is a perfect opportunity, as we follow along this year, to play the PG-13 game.
For the unfamiliar, the PG-13 game is as follows: you are allowed to insert one and only one instance of the word "fuck" into the text as written. For maximum impact, where do you put it?
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Watching Brennan on game changer is like watching someone be psychologically tortured for sport.
I love it so much.
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There's 5 things a Christian loves to see in a story: unconditional love, self-sacrifice, and of course, the 3 r's, redemption, reconciliation, and resurrection.
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shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this
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