i got a handful of children that i love and adore with all my heart (lord yizhen, lan(wen) yuan, jingyi, jin ling, ouyang zizhen + bonus manchild binghe)
there's nothing or no one that i hate more than i hate borsalino. his face, just his face is so punchable that every time i see him, i hope he gets the death he deserves.
call me delusional or whatever, but when sanji called him a liability zoro's earrings, "twikked" and i can tell you with 100% surety of my delusional mind that zoro was thinking, "just wait you shitty cook. once this is over, I'll show you how my liability can cause more problems for you and how it will make you scream my name and beg for more."
Luffy: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Zoro: Oi, Curly?
Sanji *blushing*: Yeah?
Zoro: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Nami.
Usopp: Oh no, you didn't.
Sanji *literally on fire*: Don't you dare go near nami-san,you dumb marimo. You haven't washed up in 2 days. I don't want your stinky ass near nami-san. She's too damn precious.