wayneenterprisesrandd
Intern at Wayne Enterprises
I'm an intern in R&D at Wayne Enterprises, and a chemistry student at Gotham U. Block the tag "shitmeme talk" if you're just here for real life science jokes!
*Both avatar and header pic are off Google. not mine!*
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I...was going to jump to Gotham’s defense but like...he isn’t wrong about the crime rates. That’s just the burglaries.
Still gonna live here though.
For @novangla
From this post.
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Titrations will be my DEATH I swear
It’s that fast.
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Mr. Freeze, why would you do this to us
I am COLD and I have to GO TO THE LAB and I REALLY DIDN’T NEED TO DIG OUT MY SNOWBOOTS THIS EARLY.
Please.
when i said i wanted to wear my cute fall jackets i didn’t mean all at once
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Done goofed up he did.
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Broke: lab coats are important for safety and protection
Woke: lab coats are important because they provide female scientists with pockets
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so make sure to celebrate it with cold pizza and chocolate milk.
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It's hiding delicious flavor behind a guise of green healthy vegetable-ness
I’m still suspicious of guacamole.
Why’s it gotta be all mashed up? What is it hiding?
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If you say it enough times "ppb" stops sounding like a real term
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#overlyhonestmethods
First analyte was selected because all the other options were solids and I did NOT need that in my life
#science#chemistry#me#lab stuff#mine#solids suck to deal with okay#give me a solution or liquid reagent any day#((and we're back with another true lab tale from mod))
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That student support is the best I love my job
Okay, hear me out: Gotham city memes
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Forgot my lunch and had to go eat out :( of course I pick the one cafe that gets held up...I have DATA to be COLLECTING right now
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*ahem*
Volumetric pipettes can go suck an egg
That is all
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Coworker: so here's my research progress for the week-
My brain: wow methanol and ethanol are so close together
My brain: aethanol bethanol cethanol dethanol 💀 eethanol fethanol gethanol, hethanol iethanol jethanol kethanol...
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I can relate to this on a spiritual level.
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Truly the sound of terror.
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Chemistry on the brain is great- I described spaghetti-os as "aromatic spaghetti" the other day
#science#chemistry#me#chemistry jokes#spaghetti#organic chemistry#yet another true story from mod#who is currently taking organic
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You should totally check out @gothamcityssilverlakecoffee she's the best and has so much caffeine. Saves me.
Someone point me in the direction of a spa and some coffee, please
I’m gonna need those to get through my day.
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