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Darwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemius Watterson III
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watching people insist that dick grayson would post thirst traps and tiktoks and overshare online and accidentally reveal his secret identity because he’s open and honest and would never lie as if he doesn’t hate talking about himself and hides from the people he loves and rarely directly says what he’s thinking
u fool!! u have been tricked by the facade!!! a graysons nature is to perform!!
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Ai art having reached the batfam tags here on tumblr has me absolutely enraged. Like screaming, crying, tugging my hair out enraged. Especially in the x reader tags like fuck you for real ngl.
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Black Fanfic Writers
black fanfic writers are elite and x black reader stories slap harder
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Me when I see mfs talking shit about that new little mermaid teaser.
Anyone else cry when she started singing tho?
#halle bailey#the little mermaid#little mermaid#chloe x halle#disney#movies#television#live action#disney ariel#ariel
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Why in every Bakugou x Reader, Y/N always gotta be 4'9 and hates spicy food or anything mild and needs bakugou to teach her how to cook because she can't cook for shit?
Like bro, not every reader is white.🤦🏾♀️
#bakugo katsuki#bakugo#bakugou katsuki#myhero#my hero academia#bnha#bnha headcannons#mha#mha fanfic#bakugou x gender neutral reader#bakugou x poc!reader#bakugou x you#bakugou x reader#bnha x reader#bnha x black!reader#bakugou x black reader#x black reader#poc reader
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Even the non-black 'POC' writers do this. Shit be mad annoying.
I be leaving so fast talm bout some 'I ain't even wanna read this dry, cringy ass book. Don't know how to spell n shi'
White/White passing or lightskinned poc writers: mY rEaDeR iNsEertS aR e iNclUsIve !1!!
Also white/white passing or lightskinned poc writers:
“He ran his fingers through your hair.”
“She smiled when she saw the light dust of pink on your cheeks.”
“After spanking her several times, he sat back to admire the scarlet red spreading across her ass.”
“Your lips were a kiss-swollen and deep pink…”
“She sucked on a rosy nipple.”
“You tossed your hair over your shoulder.”
“Your hair cascaded down your back when you stepped under the water.”
“You were seething so much, you gripped the steering wheel hard, your knuckles now white.”
“You had been yelling at him for 5 minutes, your blood boiling and face red…”
“You looked like *insert non-POC celebrity here* in your wedding gown.”
“I wrapped my tan legs around his waist.”
“I looked at the red/blue/chartreuse-purple bruise that was already forming beneath my eye.“
"He peeked up at you from where he reclined, lips attached to the rose colored bud in between your legs.”
*reader and [x character] has a kid that comes out with pale skin and blue eyes and blond hair*
*moodboards and IG edits featuring nothing but faceless fairskinned readers with flowing hair*
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Ya know I had this thought
I was watching season 3 of AoT a couple of weeks ago and they never seen the sea.
How did they season their food? Because like you get salt from the sea right? They just had some white folk cooking the entire time🤠
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I will never understand why Sakura Haruno is shipped with EVERY MALE CHARACTER in Naruto.
Someone explain themselves, cuz I'm curious
I once seen Sakura and Shisui, they never interacted tho🤦🏾♀️.
The only two ships acceptable are narusaku and sasusaku.
I don't like either ship because like Naruto and Sasuke are mine Sakura needs to be a single bad bitch💁🏾♀️🌸
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That shit mad annoying, I be wanting to cuss them out for having a good plot yet lying to me like that.🤦🏾♀️
When people tag their Fandom OC story with ‘x reader.’ 🙄 I type ‘x reader’ in the search bar to read stories with ‘x reader’ not your OC x my dream fandom. OC is NOT ‘x reader’ that’s YOUR character. Tag that shit correctly.
~Sincerely,
A fellow writer
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I read that roaches don't like humans and them clean themselves after touching one. WELL THE FEELING'S FUCKING MUTUAL.
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reader should make them beg on their knees for forgiveness. And break their pride. #fuckthemuchihas
SHARINGAN SHENANIGANS
Episode 10
The next few days were quiet and filled with animosity. The only time you made an appearance was for food or drink and after that you went straight back to your room. You were a ghost to the Uchiha men, the only time they saw you was a fleeting image.
They would never admit it to one another but they desperately missed you. They missed the way you laugh, the way your smile eases their mind. Sasuke even misses your vulgar mouth spewing profanities at him. This was not the home they’ve come to know, enjoy, and cherish over the last few months. No, this was a shell of memories that they once again craved to relive.
Today is different though, you promised Ino, Hinata and Sakura that you would go out with them for your birthday.
You’re woken up by a knock on your bedroom door. You groan and roll over to the other side of the bed, covering your head with a pillow. As you begin drifting back to sleep you hear another knock.
With an annoyed sigh you get up from your bed and stomp to the door. Yanking it open your face to face with Itachi who is wearing an apron and holding a plate of perfectly cooked pancakes.
“You never got those cinnamon pancakes you wanted.” He explains quietly, offering you the plate once more. You bite your lip and look up at him. Does he know what today is? There’s no possible way.
His eyes hold a sorrow that makes you want to run into his arms and forgive anything he’s done. You two stand like this for a while, nothing is said but you feel the pull from your chest.
With a sigh you thank him but decline, and as you shut the door on the man you see the guilt wash over his face again. You crawl back into bed, clutching a pillow in your arms as you drift back into dreams of the Uchiha men.
“Oh you have got to be kidding me!” You hear a high pitch voice groan out with a stomp. Rolling over you look to see who is in your room.
There stood a dressed up Ino, Sakura and Hinata. Confusion fills your head right behind irritation.
“How did you find this place?” You yawn, pushing yourself to sit up on the bed.
“Ino searched Sakura’s mind.” Hinata says softly, looking away from the other two girls.
“Hinata!” Ino scolds her, glaring her eyes.
Sasuke comes in behind your friends and leans against the wall of your bedroom, “I thought this was supposed to be a secluded hideout?”
“It was.” You murmur in annoyance and return to your laying down position on your bed.
“Oh no you don’t!” Ino yells at you, stomping over to your body and begins shaking you.
“Get up! Get up! Get up!” She demands, “it is your birthday and you are going out! What kind of friends would we be if we let you spend your birthday in a house with a bunch of men you can’t stand?!”
Sasuke scoffs, “The feelings are mutual, believe me.”
You squeeze your eyes tighter despite Ino’s protesting. It wasn’t until you heard Madara’s voice did you finally open your tired eyes.
“Birthday? Whose birthday is it?” Madara’s deep voice forces it’s way into your ear.
“Y/n.” Ino stammers out, quickly removing her hands from your body and backing away from the Uchiha. You roll your eyes at the way Madara looks Ino up and down, almost like he is preying on her.
Getting up from your bed you push past everyone and stand next to the door. Sasuke stares at you with blank eyes, clearly annoyed that you’re not speaking to them.
“Get out.” You motion towards the door. No one moves and you sigh before grabbing Sasuke by his arm and shoving him out of the room.
“What the hell?!” He yells as you push him from your door. You turn towards the taller man and grab the fabric of his black shirt, your fingertips feeling the muscles under.
“I said get out.” You explain again as you push Madara into Sasuke.
“That was quite rude.” Madara scolds you, crossing his arms, “I want to be included.”
“Too bad.” You give a fake smile and shut the door in their faces.
Sighing you turn around to your three friends. Hinata and Sakura look sad you assume Sakura is because Sasuke didn’t really talk to her. And Hinata is also quiet.
Ino smiles brightly at you and pushes towels into your chest, “Go! Take a shower! We gotta go!” She yells out, making her way to rummage through your closet.
You stand in front of your closet with your towel wrapped around your body. Tapping your finger against your lip you eye the selection of clothing you can choose from.
“I don’t know why you couldn’t wear what I picked out.” Ino pouts from her position on your bed.
“She would die of hypothermia.” Sakura replies as a matter of factly.
The pair of black studded heels that sat in your closet caught your eye and you smile.
“I have just the outfit.” You say with a smirk.
After putting on your makeup and doing your hair you put on your outfit.
You stand in the mirror looking at yourself and smirk, twirling around so you can see what the back looks like. “Damn Y/n! You look hot!” Ino excitedly yells, patting you on the butt. You turn and wink at her before grabbing the rest of your things, “Let’s go ladies.”
Heels in one hand, bag in the other you make your way down the hall way. You hear sizzling and smell food being made and you can also hear Sasuke and Obito arguing over something in the living room.
You peak your head into the kitchen and see Itachi cooking. You watch as he effortlessly dices the vegetables.
“Onion.” Itachi says out loud. You get confused, wondering if he sensed your presence and he wants you to grab him the onion. Your confusion disappears as you see an onion being thrown full force at Itachi from the other side of the kitchen. Itachi catches it without even looking at the direction of where it came from.
You watch and see the way his muscles flex as he grips the object, the little vein popping out. Madara gives out a chuckle and munches on the apple. You find your eyes fixated on Itachi’s back and shoulders. His black sleeveless shirt exposing his muscles.
You quickly come back to reality and close your mouth, wiping the imaginary drool you felt. Composing yourself you head into the living room where you are met with Obito’s wide eyes scanning your body. Confused Sasuke mutters “what are you looking at” as he turns in his seat and finds you standing there.
His eyes don’t widen but narrow as he fights himself to refrain from looking you up and down. Sakura shifts uncomfortably next you, almost hiding behind you.
“What are you looking at?” You frown at the two. You thought you looked cute.
“Where are you going?” Obito asks you particularly eyeing the heels that dangle in your hand.
Sasuke gets up and pushes past your group, going into the kitchen. You look over your should and hear him telling Madara and Itachi to come look at how you’re dressed.
“Sasuke, I’m in the middle of cooking. What could she possibly be dressed like-“ Itachi cuts off his own sentence as he lets the towel he was using to wipe his hands off fall to the ground. He stares at you, but it feels like he staring through you.
“What are you guys do-“ Madara starts from the kitchen as he walks in next to Itachi. You start shrinking under all of their intense gazes. You most definitely needed this night out now. You roll your eyes mentally, these damn Uchiha men wouldn’t know how to compliment a girl if it came with instructions.
So now here you stand, Obito in front of you sitting in the chair. Sasuke, Itachi, and Madara behind you. You enjoy the eyes of men on you every once and awhile however this was not one of those times.
Your emotions are torn, you want to pout and demand them to compliment you, and you want to get angry, telling them to take their opinions and shove it.
“Where are you going?” Obito repeats again, his voice deeper than usual.
“Out.” You reply looking at him with a blank expression. Hinata jumps at Obito’s sudden raise in tone.
“Dressed like that?” Sasuke asks.
“Where is out?” Obito adds on.
“Who’s going to be there?” Madara raises his eyebrow.
“Alone?” Itachi asks softly, eyes trying to capture yours for a moment to search for answers.
You give them all confusing looks and laugh, “Im grown. I can do what the hell I want.”
“Are you going on a date?” Sasuke pries again, huffing and crossing his arms over his chest like Madara does.
You roll your eyes at him and scoff, “Who the hell would want to date me when I have four Uchiha men living with me?”
“An idiot.” Madara grunts out.
You sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose with your painted nails. With your eyes closed and your thumb and index fingers pinched together you move your hand down and take a deep inhale. You hold it for a few seconds and then exhale.
“You can’t go dressed out like that.” Madara warns you. You furrow your eyebrows at him. How dare he.
“What if some guy tries to hit on you?” Obito pipes up from the chair. At this point they only see you, not the three other girls that your with.
“And if they do?” You ask with an annoyed look on your face.
Picking up the picture frame that was sitting on the table against the wall to your left, you hand it to Madara. You grab his arms and position them to where you can see your reflection in the glass.
Bending down, you swipe your lip gloss on, rolling your lips together a couple of times before thanking him with a pat on his exposed bicep.
You head towards the door with your friends, turning back to the Uchiha men that were now glaring at you with an almost pout.
“Don’t wait up.” You wink and tease them as you put on your heels, closing the door behind you.
“We’re following her.” Obito states without moving his eyes from the door where you just left.
Madara tsks and crosses his arms over his chest, “You thought we wouldn’t?”
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You stand around your group of friends and take a sip of the drink Ino ordered for you.
“Let’s go dance!” Ino pleads with you, grabbing your free hand and jumping up and down a little like a child. You sigh and down the entire drink, scrunching up your face at the bitter after taste.
“Let’s go!” You yell excitedly at her. You both make your way to the center of the floor and start to dance.
Sakura watches from the bar with Hinata and turns her head, “Sasuke didn’t even look at me.” She mumbles.
Hinata reaches over and pats her hand softly, “Hey, don’t be sad. Have a good time tonight, you could have any guy you want. They would be lucky.” She assures Sakura with a smile.
“Kakashi!” You yell in a high pitch voice over the music. He squints his eyes at you, confused by your cheery mood. It wasn’t until you quickly grab his shoulder to sturdy your dizzy self that he realizes you are completely drunk. He breathes out a little and watches as you sway a little.
You feel a hand on your waist to steady you, you frown and follow the hand up to his owner. The senbon that hangs out of Genma’s mouth reflects the light at the venue.
“Woah there, Y/n.” He starts, “We wouldn’t want you falling and hurting your ribs.” He jokes at you, Kakashi emits a little laugh and you jab your finger into his shoulder, “Hey!” You pout at the two.
“I’ll kill him.” Obito glares at Kakashi from across the room.
“Not if I get to him first.” Madara says through clenched teeth. “That damn Hatake. You should have never given him your sharingan.”
Your glazed eyes stare up into Kakashi’s as bring your finger to his face, hooking your nail on his mask. “Say I won’t. ” You mumble the playful challenge to him.
Your heartbeats heavy in your ears as you slowly start to pull down Kakashi’s mask. Suddenly you feel a hand wrapping around your wrist and pulling you from the silver head.
You com face to face with a stoic Itachi and for a moment you forget that you’re mad at him. You pout and look at Itachi, poking at his chest. He doesnt move keeping his eyes fixated on you and you alone.
“Why’d you guys follow me?” You ask him softly, leaving your index finger in the middle of his chest.
“We wanted to make sure you were safe.” He explains to you. You nod and bite your bottom lip contemplating what to do next. Why’d they have to be so damn attractive. It’s so hard to stay mad at them.
“Would you like to go home?” He asks you and you can’t help but let out a sarcastic laugh. A quick hit of reality smacks you in the face and you feel the anger you felt before.
“Home?” You start with a sigh, running your hand through your hair, “ I don’t have a home.”
Flashes of your child begin to replay in your mind, the look In your fathers eyes as he left you at the river and told you not to follow them. The way your mother mouthed to you she was sorry as she left with him, her eyes begging you to listen to him.
The way Itachi and Madara looked at you when you had defended their names. The way Obito looked at you with such disappointment. The way Sasuke refused to look at you.
Its not until you unconsciously sniffle you realize that you had started to cry. You quickly stumble backwards and spin away from the man, giddy, laughing a little. “Oops! There’s something in my eye.” You justify as you try to discretely wipe away the remaining tears that were trailing down your face.
You don’t hear anything but suddenly you are spun around and engulfed in a warm embrace. The scent of the woods infiltrate your nose as your face lays against Itachi’s chest. You hear his heart beating steadily. His hand pets your hair as he apologizes for what happened multiple in your ear.
“We’re your home now.”
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All these comments, I can't 🤣😭
“your cheeks turned red” whose cheeks??
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MY HERO ACADEMIA REACTS TO 'INVINCIBLE'.
Idk I just thought about this
⚠️ Warning: SPOILERS FOR INVINCIBLE⚠️
Like everyone else Class 1A underestimated the show; they thought it was wack ass cartoon parody based on the world they live in
Oh how wrong they were
So Mina or Kaminari we're the ones to bring the show up
Saying that people were saying it wasn't what people thought it was
They suggested they watch the show for the next movie night
Everyone else(besides midoriya, momo, and ururaka) was like "meh" but went with it anyways
They start the first episode and they were like
"I guess it's not THAT bad."
Deku being deku had his notebook
Writing about the Guardians of the Globe
Names, superpowers, personality and all
*cue muttering*
"SHUT THE HELL UP, DEKU."
Yeah, bakuhoe is there
He hates this
He thinks it's boring and he could be sleeping
The whole class make comments about the heroes in the show
"Omni-man is kinda like All Might."
"So is The Immortal."
"Isn't War Woman hot?"
"Darkwing is pretty impressive for someone who is quirkless."
"Green ghost has some nice boobs."
"Red Rush is faster than you Iida."
They all start to like Omni-man and the Guardians.
Except bakugou, he's getting up to leave
Until the end of the first episode happens
Bakugou sits back down
Everyone is in shock, it's just too much to take in
Omni-man? Killing? But he's a hero
"THE BLOOD WAS SO RANDOM!!"
And honestly it was, a whole ass episode wit no blood and suddenly there's SO much😭
Mineta's like"He must have had a reason, right?"
Deku like "He's probably being mind-controlled right now."
Everyone agrees cuz they don't wanna believe Omni man is a killer
Even baku and todo
Needless to say, they hooked like everyone else
Should I do a part 2 for the other eps?
#anime#bnha#mha#fanfic#bakugo#bakugou#bakugou katsuki#bakugo katsuki#midoriya#midoriya izuku#todoroki#todoroki shoto#momo#class 1a#invincible#omni man#mark grayson#amazon prime#headcannons#bnha headcannons#class 1a headcanons
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MORE RANDOM NARUTO HC I HAVE
Uchiha fam got PHAT CASH
Lives in the Wayne Manor or sum shit
First time Naruto and Sakura went over they was like
Tbh who wouldn't
Speaking of the first time they went over
It was to work on a project
So team 7 was formed
And the rest of the teams
"Naruto Uzumaki, and Sakura Haruno"
Sakura slumped over while Naruto cheered
Sakura was like
Naruto was like
"And Sasuke Uchiha."
Sakura was like
Tbh who wouldn't
Prolly me
NEways
Naruto was like
"Iruka Sensei! Why does a great student like me get paired up with 🤢SASUKE🤮."
Y'all already know how the rest of this goes
When team Gai was formed neji was like
On the inside tho
Lee:
"GAI SENSEI, I SHALL DO MY VERY BEST!!!"
Tenten:
Poor tenten
I will continue these later.
I didn't know we had a limit to put gifs😭
#anime#naruto#naruto fanfiction#naruto shippuden#sasuke#sakura#sasuke uchiha#sakura haruno#naruto uzumaki#modern au#naruto headcanons#team 7#team 7 headcanons#tenten#neji#neji hyuga#lee#rock lee#team gai#team gai headcannons
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Okay so, I recently watched Thunder Force like 2 weeks ago and lemme just say...
Yo, this movie was ASS. And not the good kind either.
I am CONVINCED this was made by Nickelodeon, or at least have some association with it. I mean DAMN that 💩 was 🌽y as hell.
I had high expectations for this movie since it had Melissa McCarthy. I see why this was rated hella low😪
If you watched it lemme know what you thought of it
My rating: 4.5/ 10
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So I was watching Hunter x Hunter and...
Same vibes.
#hxh#hunter x hunter#hunter x meme#meme#naruto#naruto shippuden#itachi#illumi#same vibes#anime#crazy big brother
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