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What is this obsession some people have (notably older men) with trying to get customer service workers to admit they hate their job while they're working? It's not the fun gotcha you think it is?? Had a customer today sarcastically call my job "the most interesting job in the world" and had another guy ask me "what I do in the real world" at another job. Work is work, regardless of whether you'd want to do it or not. I don't need your stupid opinions on MY job.
#i work in nyc and im a women in my early 20s so i def experience this more than most ppl but im so sick of it#i dont want to tell u my life story at 11am on a tuesday get yr head out of yr ass
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Ty to everyone giving my adrian monk x reader fic love!! I never expected so many ppl to enjoy it and I really appreciate all the feedback, likes, & reblogs 🫶🩷🩷😭😭
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Love Diagnosis
Pairing: Adrian Monk x Reader
Summary: Monk has a crush on his new assistant (reader) and talks to his therapist about it
Word Count: 1,544
Notes: She/Her pronouns are used for the reader. Trudy Monk, Leland Stottlemeyer, and Natalie Teeger are mentioned but don't make an appearance. Entire fic is just dialogue between Adrian and Dr. Kroger. Mentioned age gap between Monk and the reader.
Read it on AO3 here
Story:
“You don’t understand, doctor. This isn’t some cute crush. I can’t get her out of my head!”, Monk said frantically from the chair he sat in across from his therapist.
“Adrian”, Dr. Kroger began while taking off his glasses and sitting forward in his chair, “it’s perfectly normal to look forward to seeing someone you like. It seems that you and Y/N have developed a special relationship and it’s only natural for you to think of her. If anything, this is great progress. It means you’re moving on after losing Trudy”.
“No, no, no, no”, said Adrian as he waved his hands about, “I am not moving on from Trudy. She is my wife. Y/N is a parasite who has infected my brain. She’s probably an alien. That’s the only explanation. A very pretty alien, but an alien”.
Dr. Kroger smiled, “Y/N is not an alien. It’s okay to be scared. You and Trudy were together for a long time and you were both very devoted to each other”.
“I can’t be scared because I’m not moving on. How can I be scared to do something I’m not doing?”
“Adrian-“
“It’s like she’s taken me hostage in my own mind. Everywhere I look, she’s all I think about. I walked into a CVS with Natalie today to get more wipes and I saw the shampoo section. Why was my first thought ‘What kind of shampoo does Y/N use? She always smells so nice.’?”
Dr. Kroger sets his glasses on the table next to him, “I’m going to suggest something that may sound a little crazy to you. Have you considered telling her how you feel?”
“…Dr. Kroger”, Monk scoffed, “Are you sure we’re sitting in the right seats? Because where I’m sitting it seems that you may be the one that needs help if you think that is a reasonable solution.”
“So I’m going to take that as a no.”
“Of course, I haven’t talked to her about it!”
“And why is that?”
“….well…”
“Well?”
“…”
“You’re frightened she may not feel the same way as you do.”
“…yes”
“And if she does feel the same way, you don’t want to know because then you’d have to accept the fact that you’re in love with a woman after Trudy’s passing.”
“yes”, Monk grumbled while looking at the floor with sudden interest.
“So you think it’s better to bury your feelings deep inside and only let them out during our sessions”
“Now you’re getting it. I’m so glad we could come to an understanding”, Monk smiled and sat back in his chair, relieved.
“Adrian, these feelings aren’t just going to disappear overnight because you don’t want to face them. You see her almost every day now.”
“This is all Natalie’s fault.”, Adrian furrowed his brows as he spoke, “I wouldn’t have had to hire another assistant if she didn’t need so many days off.”
“Natalie needed the time off to take care of her daughter as a single mother. It’s a miracle she was able to balance work and her child for as long as she did.”
“Yeah, well, she should’ve balanced for longer so I wouldn’t have to deal with this.”
“Tell me, what is it that you like about Y/N?”
“She smells nice.”
“You mentioned that already”
“She’s a good assistant. She’s very clean and doesn’t touch me without asking. I like her hairstyle too, not just the shampoo. Her nails are neat and manicured, so I don’t feel disgusted by the thought of her touching me.”
“Anything else?”
“When she does touch me…her hands are soft.”
Dr. Kroger looked at Adrian with raised eyebrows and interest written across his face.
“Y/N, she has a certain way of talking. She emphasizes certain words in her sentences and talks with her hands.”
At this point, Adrian is staring up at the ceiling and smiling fondly as he pictures Y/N in his mind, “She gets so animated when she’s passionate. And she has so many strong opinions on things. Things I never even give a second thought to. Just the other day, she went on a very passionate rant about what kind of handle she prefers on umbrellas.”
“I would’ve thought you’d have an opinion on that sort of thing.”
“Oh, I do now that I’ve thought about it. I much prefer the curved handles to the straights ones, even if they have grooves for the fingers to sit”, he scoffs and shakes his head, “the fingers are never as comfortable on those as they are on the curved handles and-“
“I think we’re getting off track here. Is there anything you dislike about her?”
“Oh, yes”, Adrian quickly nodded, “She’s a horrible driver and always parks crooked. She’s lucky she has me or she’d anger a lot of other drivers with her parking.”
“Uh-huh.”
“She chews on her mints and I can’t stand the sound. What psychopath chews on those? You’re supposed to let them sit in your mouth.”
“I see.”
“She stands too close to me wherever we go. Like I said she doesn’t touch me without asking but she’s always so close.”
“And that bothers you?”
“Yes, my heart starts to beat very fast and I can’t breathe sometimes. Once I thought I was having a heart attack but she told me I was just having a panic attack and made me do breathing exercises with her.”
“Did they help?”
“Yes, but only for a little bit because she kept standing close to me after that. She was worried I would faint so she stood even closer.”
“And?”
“I’ve never had clammier hands in my life.”
“Did you have these symptoms when you first started to see Trudy?”
“I…I don’t remember. It was all so long ago. Let’s not talk about that.”
“I apologize if I made you uncomfortable. Let’s move on from that.”
“Okay.”
“…”
“I had eggs for breakfast this morning but the yolk was a little too runny. That made my skin itch.”
“Let’s not talk about eggs.”
“Okay.”
“If you and Y/N were to enter a romantic relationship-“
“That would never happen.”
“Humor me for a second. If you and Y/N entered a romantic relationship, what do you think it would be like? Truly imagine it for me. What would dating Y/N look like?”
“I…I don’t know. I’m not dating her so how would I know?”
“Just try and imagine it.”
“Okay.”, Adrian sighed quietly as he closed his eyes, “Okay. I’m imagining.”
“Go on.”
“We’d have to spend a lot of time together. That’s what couples do.”
“What would that time spent together look like?”
“I suppose we would hang out at my house. Go to different places around town. Maybe to that coffee shop she likes.”
“Which shop is that?”
“The one on third avenue with the blue walls.”
Adrian’s eyes were still closed but he could hear the smile in Dr. Kroger’s voice, “You remember the kind of things she’s passionate about, little details about her, and even what coffee shop she likes.”
“I’m a detective. It’s my job to remember things about people.”
“Do you know how she takes her coffee?”
“Of course.”
“Do you know how Natalie takes her coffee?”
“No”
“Do you know how Captain Stottlemeyer takes his coffee?”
“No”
“Interesting. Have you ever thought about kissing Y/N?”
Adrian opened his eyes, “I don’t see how that’s relevant.”
“I find it very relevant. Have you thought about kissing her?”
Adrian took a long pause before answering, “Yes. Once she stood very close to me, she stands much too close to me, and I…”
“You…?”
“I was looking at her lips and I started to lean in but I pulled away.”
“Did she know you wanted to kiss her?”
“I don’t think so. When she asked why I was staring I lied and told her she had dry lips and needed to put on chapstick. It couldn’t have been further from the truth. Her lips looked very”, he pauses looking for the right word in his mind “soft.”
“Has she ever indicated any interest in you in a romantic sense?”
“I don’t think so.”
“No, you wouldn’t.”, Dr. Kroger sighs, “Adrian, there is only one solution to this dilemma and that is to speak to her about it.”
“That would be highly inappropriate. I’m her employer and several years older than her.”
“While that is true, she has the right to know about this. She spends nearly every day with you.”
“What if she quits? Then, I’d have to find another assistant and I don’t want her to go.”
“That is a risk you’ll just have to take. It is much more likely that she will either tell you she doesn’t feel the same way or that she does. She’s your assistant but she’s your friend too. I’m sure she’d understand.”
“But what if she doesn’t?”
“But what is she does?”
Monk sat in silence with no rebuttal prepared. What could he possibly say to that?
“We’re nearing the end of our time together, Adrian. Next time you see Y/N, politely tell her how you’ve been feeling about her.”
“...”
“Adrian, tell her.”
“Yes, Dr. Kroger.”
“I’ll see you on Tuesday.”
#adrian monk#monk x reader#monk tv#mr monk#mr monk x reader#adrian monk x reader#adrian monk/reader#adrian monk x oc#adrian monk/oc#trudy monk#leland stottlemeyer#natalie teeger#adrian monk x yn#monk 2002
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I can’t believe I couldn’t find a single reader insert fanfic for Monk. Adrian lovers rise up, I’m working on one right now
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I think Astarion would refuse to get any piercings because they’d “ruin his perfect ears” but would ADORE any piercings on his significant other
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I will never forget you.
Pairing: Legolas x Reader (gender neutral)
Summary: Legolas proposes to you and reassures you that he wants to be with you. Fluff & Angst with a happy ending + bonus ending
Word Count: 1605
Notes:
Reader is human
No gender or pronouns used to refer to the reader. Reader is briefly mentioned to have short hair
MENTIONS OF DEATH (reader's). Don't read if you're not ok with thinking about your own mortality xoxo
Read it on AO3 here
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It has been months since you moved to Mirkwood with the prince following the disbandment of the fellowship and destruction of the one ring. Sometimes your mind would drift to what could’ve happened had the ring fallen into the wrong hands or if any other evil lies dormant, waiting for the opportune moment to strike. You could never sit with these thoughts for long, though. Legolas seemed to have a sixth sense for when you needed to see the good in the world again. Today was one of those days.
“Come, there is something I wish to show you”, the elf smiled as he stretched his hand out, waiting for you to take it from your place sitting in a wooden chair inside the royal palace.
“It better not be another elk giving birth in the woods. I’m still traumatized from your idea of ‘the beauty of nature’”, you grimace at the memory still not extending your hand.
“No, no, nothing like that. I promise”, he chuckles softly.
“Fine”.
Legolas had brought you to a clearing in the forest, surrounded by old-growth trees and wildflowers. White queen anne’s lace, forget-me-nots, and flowers whose names you did not know, who only seemed to grow near where elves trot, filled your eyes. This is not the first time he’s found a quiet spot in nature to take you, and it will surely not be the last. While overlooking the rainbow of colors seemingly dancing in the field in front of you, you sneak a glance at the elf from the corner of your eye. He stands confidently with his hands behind his back next to you and smiles. If it were anyone else looking at him, they’d think he was completely at ease. Anyone but you. The look in his eyes said “Do you like it? Do you? Please tell me you like it.”. He always wanted to impress you, whether it be shooting three arrows at once when one would suffice, wearing his nicest clothes (“Legolas why are you wearing your ceremonial attire?” “Don’t worry about it, father”.), or finding the best places to take you. Be still, your beating heart. For a nearly 3,000 year old elf, he acted like a lovesick teenager.
“It’s absolutely beautiful”, you finally say after a long silence. Legolas releases tension in his shoulders he didn’t even realize he was holding.
“I knew you would. Let us sit in the grass.”, he guided you so that he was sitting with your back against his chest, his legs on either side.
You felt your tongue form teasing words about him taking you on a hike to a remote spot just for a cuddle, but they faded away as he wrapped his arms around your sides and began to plant soft, slow kisses on your neck and shoulder. You melted into his warm touch.
“May I braid your hair?”
“Yes, but there’s not much to braid.”, you reply. You had recently gotten a haircut and felt as though Legolas may be disappointed. He was very enthusiastic about your new look the first time he saw it, but now you fear he may not enjoy it.
“Nonsense, I shall make many small plaits instead”.
“Alright”, you relaxed into his hands as he began to weave strands of hair behind you. You closed your eyes, as you reveled in the feeling of the sunlight on your face as he worked. All was quiet aside from the occasional bird chirping or squirrel running up a tree. A warm feeling took hold in your chest and you couldn’t help the smile that formed on your lips. You were safe. You were happy. You were in love.
Millenia seemed to pass before Legolas announced he was done. True to his word, he had formed many braids in your hair. He may have gone a little overboard with just how many he made, but he just loved the feeling of being so close to you and never wanted it to end.
“Thank you”, you whisper as your turn to face him, giving him a peck on the lips. You move your hand to feel the back of your head, itching to feel the braids your lover gifted you. Soft. Your fingers feel something soft. Something thin and soft.
“Forget-me-not flowers”, Legolas clarified, seeing you trying to decipher with your fingers, “I thought them appropriate”.
“Why is that?”
“They are gifted to one whose presence you enjoy, so as not to forget them, as the name implies. I could never forget you and I hope you would not forget me. Each past day with you is a beloved memory and each day to come cannot come soon enough. I treasure each moment with you. I feel myself drowning in my affection for you. No, peacefully swimming. I adore you. I cannot bear to be without you.”, he says softly as he holds both your hands and kisses each one, never breaking eye contact.
“Oh, Legolas”
“Meleth nîn”, he uses his hands to guide you both to your feet. As you look up into his bright blue eyes, he whispers “Please allow me to never be without you. Allow me to walk beside you for all the days we may share together before death takes us. I have lived millennia without you. Now that I know what life is like with you in it, I never want to go back. I want you with me, always.”
“Are you asking me-?”, you begin as he kneels down in front of you and pulls out a ring from his pocket.
“Y/N, will you marry me?”, he gazes at you with hope in his eyes as he lifts the ring towards you.
“Yes. Yes. Yes!”, he quickly puts the ring on your left ring finger and you pull him into a harsh kiss. You and the elf wear matching smiles as you kiss long and hard.
“I’m so happy, Legolas…but is this what you really want?”, your smile drops as your nerves hit you.
“Of course, my love. Why do you question my intentions?”.
“It’s not your intentions that I question. It’s just that you’re…you”, you vaguely gesture at the elf.
“I’m not following.”
“You’re a prince. I’m poor. You’re an elf that’ll live thousands of years. I’m a human that’ll be lucky if I make it to 70.”
“I don’t care about that.”
“Your father won’t approve.”
“I care not what my father thinks. His opinion of our union will not sway me.”
“Then what of my mortality? One day I will die and leave you alone.”
He sighs before he speaks, “I must admit I have thought long and hard on this subject. The thought of your death pains me to no end.”
“Exactly. Our marriage would be short-lived in your long lifetime and I will become nothing but a memory to you, one that will fade one day.”
“What are you saying?”
“I’m saying you love me now, but one day I will die and you’ll move on and I’ll mean nothing to you. One day you’ll laugh at how you ever loved a silly human”, tears began to well in your eyes, shame overtaking you as you finally let out the fears you’ve been harboring all this time. Your gaze drifts downwards, unable to face your elven lover. Legolas’ eyes widened in realization, shocked at your true feelings. He manages to compose himself and lifts your chin up with his index finger.
“Meleth nîn, look at me. Y/N, please.”, he whispers his request.
“It is true that my life will continue when yours ends.”
Hot tears began to run down your cheeks at this.
“But”, he swipes the tears away with his thumb, “You will always be a part of it. Even when you are gone, I will love you. You have shown me love that I did not think was possible. When you are gone, I will visit your grave with flowers each day. I will braid my hair and miss the touch of yours. I will never remarry. I will walk the paths we have taken together. I will meditate in this very spot, remembering this moment. I will never forget you. In life and in death, we are connected. I love you”.
“And I love you”, you barely choke the words out through your tears.
“Knowing all this, my silly human,”he teases before turning serious, “Will you marry me?”
“Of course, I’ll marry you, you ridiculous elf”.
You both grin as Legolas lifts you up and spins you in his arms. When your feet are planted on the Earth again he kisses you deeply. As you feel your lips on your own, you imagine a thousand more kisses each day with him for the rest of your days.
Bonus
Many moons have passed since your passing. Legolas meant every word of his promise and has done all that he said. Before he rests each night, he reads the book on his nightstand, your favorite book of poems. He recalls reading it to you on nights your eyes were too tired as he pet your hair while you laid on his chest. When he wakes each morning, he glares at the large empty space beside it, wishing it were you. Although his heart pangs at the loss of you, he finds joy and comfort in revisiting your old haunts, his favorite being the spot where he proposed to you. Today, our elf wanders into the cemetery. “Hello, meleth nîn”, he smiles as he places a bouquet of freshly picked forget-me-nots on your grave.
#angst and fluff#human reader#legolas x yn#legolas x y/n#legolas greenleaf#legolas x reader#legolas#lord of the rings#lotr x reader#lotr#the lord of the rings#lotr x you#lotr x y/n#legolas x you#legolas/reader#legolas/yn
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To everyone going “urm actually 👆🤓 wyll and laezel arent old” and telling me the exact ages of all of the characters, it’s not that serious and idc. I’ve always headcannoned them as older and I’m not going to stop. Some ppl have been messaging me and being very rude about this post and if you’re that into killing other ppl’s fun about a literal video game, you need to touch grass
Human tav in their 20s or early 30s making everyone else in their party feel ancient is hilarious to me. Them running ahead of everyone while Gale’s knees are cracking. Wyll and Karlach discussing a recent historic event and Tav going “Oh yeah that happened the year before I was born” and them both going :O because they lived through it. Tav and Shadowheart shopping for clothes and Tav calling things “retro” and “vintage”. Astarion just thinking they’re like 50 because let’s be real the elf vampire is not going to be good at guessing human age. Halsin never batting an eye because he’s used to being older than everyone else.
#if you dont like it scroll away fr dont message me abt it#also pls be fr ik you guys did not see those companions for the first time and immediately think theyre in their 20s
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Human tav in their 20s or early 30s making everyone else in their party feel ancient is hilarious to me. Them running ahead of everyone while Gale’s knees are cracking. Wyll and Karlach discussing a recent historic event and Tav going “Oh yeah that happened the year before I was born” and them both going :O because they lived through it. Tav and Shadowheart shopping for clothes and Tav calling things “retro” and “vintage”. Astarion just thinking they’re like 50 because let’s be real the elf vampire is not going to be good at guessing human age. Halsin never batting an eye because he’s used to being older than everyone else.
#tav bg3#bg3#bg3 imagine#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#wyll ravengard#karlach#shadowheart#astarion#halsin#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3
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Masterlist
All fanfics I've ever written with tumblr links! Also all available on my AO3
Ira Blood
One-Shot - Internet friends to somethings more
Lynn Angel
Bad First Impression - Your first meeting doesn't go smoothly
Nick Hoult
Let Me Stay! - Nick being a freeloader at your apartment
Legolas
Elvish for Dummies - Legolas teaches you Elvish, established relationship
I will never forget you - Legolas proposes to you and reassures you that he wants to be with you
Loki
What's a Patty Cake? - Teaching Loki Midgardian games during a rainy day
Adrian Monk
Love Diagnosis - Monk has a crush on his new assistant (reader) and talks to his therapist about it
#masterlist#all saints street#lord of the rings#marvel#x reader#reader insert#nick hoult x reader#lynn angel x reader#all saints street x reader#legolas x reader#nick hoult#lynn angel#ira blood#loki x reader#ira blood x reader#loki mcu#fluff#adrian monk x reader#adrian monk#monk 2002#mr monk
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Elvish For Dummies
Pairing: Legolas x Reader (gender neutral)
Summary: Set after the events of LoTR. You live with Legolas in Mirkwood and he teaches you Elvish. Pure fluff.
Word Count: 1039
Notes: Established relationship, reader is human, tried to make the sindarin elvish as accurate as possible so apologies for any mistakes, I’m multilingual so I based this off of my own experience with learning languages
Read it on AO3 here
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Despite the fellowship having disbanded, each day with Legolas seemed like another adventure. During your perilous journey together, the two of you had grown closer than either of you thought possible. The mere thought of being apart from you pulled at his heartstrings. He could not bear the thought of being separated from his new love. After the one ring was destroyed, the elf invited you to come with him to Mirkwood. Hastily, you agreed, for you too could not wait to start a new life with the elven prince.
Since reaching Mirkwood, many seasons have passed and you two grow closer by the day. Under his guidance, your archery skills and ability to speak Elvish have improved. He took it upon himself to privately tutor you in the tongue of his people. Legolas still giggles when you fumble certain words on your tongue, but is quick to apologize, never wanting to discourage you. He says you have made remarkable progress and that you possess great linguistic potential. Whether that is true or he is exaggerating with sugar coated words, you cannot tell but it feels good to hear his encouragement either way.
Most of your days together included walks through the woods and riding horseback, but today was a gloomy rainy day. A day that, Legolas decided, would be a wonderful excuse to help you get back to your studies. It’s not that you did not enjoy Elvish. Oh no! You quite liked hearing him whisper loving words to you as he held your gaze.
“Meleth nîn, Im tur feel cín emel dring dan sab - My love, I can feel your heartbeat against mine”, he would say as he held you in his arms, his breath dancing upon your skin with each syllable.
Saying you enjoyed that would be the understatement of the century. Everything in Sindarin sounded like poetry. Even the most mundane sentences were said with purpose and flowered language. Unfortunately for you, that also meant the most basic phrases you had to learn weren’t your typical ones. Instead of “I went to the store”, you had to say “I depart to look for food - Im gwann- na thír an aes”. It seems that most Elvish children learn how to say things like “I can feel it in the earth - Im tur- feel ha in i coe” before they learn “please” and “thank you”. No wonder they all sound prophetic when they speak common. Creepy oracle sounding sentence structure as your first language combined with being thousands of years old will do that.
“Meleth nîn, you’re drifting off. Shall we return to our lesson or is a break needed?”, Legolas' words break you out of your trance. You look up from your desk, covered in notes, to see him towering above you, eyebrow raised and arms crossed.
“Apologies, I was merely pondering the linguistic differences between Sindarin and Quenya Elvish”, you quickly come up with the excuse to hide the fact that you were simply not paying attention.
“Is that so?”,
“Yes, yes, the distinction between Elvish languages is very interesting to me”.
“This is the third time this lesson you’ve been distracted by those differences”.
“Ah, well…”, you trail off, caught red-handed.
“Y/N, I will not force you to learn Sindarin if you do not wish it”.
“No, no, no, I want to learn. I promise. It’s all just new to me and takes a moment to sink in. Please, repeat what you said. I’m paying attention”.
Legolas smiles but does not repeat himself. Instead, he moves on to an exercise he is sure will get your attention.
“We shall review what I have taught you thus far.”
…
“ Very good, Y/N. Now how would you say ‘the stars shine white’?”
“ I elena mír thilivern”
“The grass is green?”
“I thár na- calen”
“Very good pronunciation. You have done well. I believe it is time to learn some new vocabulary”.
You take out a new sheet of paper from your stack, ready to write.
“You need not write for this portion. Repeat after me.”
“Okay”. You put your quill down.
“Meleth nîn.”
“Meleth nîn. I know what that means already. You say it all the time”.
“And what does it mean?”
“My love”, your lips turn upward in a shy smile.
“Very good. Let us move on then”, he smiles brightly, as if pleasantly surprised despite knowingly fully well that you knew its meaning.
“I’m ready. Hit me.”
He suddenly sits down next to you and takes your hands into his own.
“Im mel cin”
“Im mel cin”
“Do you know its meaning?”
“No, should I? I’m sorry.”, your eyes widen as you try to recall whether he had said it before in a previous lesson.
Legolas throws his head back with laughter. This may be the hardest you’ve ever seen him laugh before… and it’s at you. Great.
“Apologies. Apologies.”, he manages to get out between giggles, “The look on your face was priceless.”
Your face sours at this and Legolas manages to resist a second burst of laughter from it. He thinks you equal parts hilarious and adorable.
“You would not have known this phrase as I have never spoken it to you before. I do think it is high time for you to learn it”.
“Okay, so what does it mean?”, you scrunch your eyebrows together, ego still a little hurt from being laughed at.
His grip on your hands tighten but his touch stays gentle as ever. He has always been gentle with you. His gaze holds the same softness. No, even deeper. The blue of his eyes seem more vibrant and invite you in to look deeper within him. His eyes tell of a love that can never be truly explained in any language. Legolas has always had a staring problem when it comes to you, but this is something different entirely. Your cheeks redden at his seriousness.
“I love you”.
Your eyes widen once more and before you can react, he kisses you. Deeply. Passionately.
“I love you. I love you. I love you.” he repeats again and again into your lips.
…
Maybe learning a new language isn’t so bad, if you have the right teacher.
#legolas/reader#legolas x reader#lotr#legolas greenleaf#legolas#lord of the rings#legolas x yn#lotr x reader#legolas x y/n
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Hi, guys!! Sorry for the super long hiatus. I was busy with work and college but I’ve graduated and have more free time on my hands now!! I have a couple fics in the works and they should be out soon 😘 requests are also open
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I embroidered a shirt yesterday and now I can’t stop thinking about tav and astarion sitting by the fire cuddling and embroidering together
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I’m sick right now and I can’t stop thinking about making Lynn soup and nursing him back to health 🥹 he’d be like no I’m fine go away but actually really appreciate it
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Columbo, my beloved
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Yoo can I ask for all saints street nick X reader pretty please ????
Absolutely, I love him so much. Banged this one out super quick so apologies for any mistakes.
Nick Hoult x Reader (All Saints Street)
Let Me Stay!
Pairing: Nick Hoult x Reader
Word Count: 791
Summary: Nick won't stop coming to your apartment. Can be read as an established relationship or the beginning of one. Reader is a slight tsundere.
Read it on AO3 here too
Story:
“You’re home!”
“Get out of my apartment”
You glare at the devil as he lays sprawled out on your couch with a bag of popcorn in his arms. The TV is playing a show you’ve never seen before.
“Don’t be such a sourpuss. I know you’ve been dying to see me.”, he pushes his luck.
All you wanted to do was kick your shoes off, flop onto the couch, and sleep after a long day at work. Someone was making that very difficult. It really is your fault for being so nice to the jerk in the first place.
You had walked past Nini’s apartment and seen Nick sitting on the steps outside of the building with his head in his hands. You were by no means strangers and you had met him plenty of times before when you were invited over, being a friend of Ira and Nini. He was flirty, loud, messy, and a bit too handsy at times. But, he was nice. You fought against your urge to keep walking and mind your business. You really should have. Mistake number one.
“You okay?”
He looked up at you with glossy eyes that almost seemed to say “do you really care?”.
“Oh, Y/N. I didn’t realize you were coming by today.”, his Aussie accent dancing on each word.
“I’m just passing through. You look like you’ve had a tough day.”
Nick went on to tell you about the argument he had with Lynn, where Lynn accused him of being a slob (right), loud (right), not paying rent (right-o), and eating his food (right again). Lynn had told him to high-tail it out of there before he purified him out of anger. Yeesh.
“I just wanted to stay with my brother! Is that so bad? I’ve no where else to stay.”
As much as you agree with Lynn, you couldn’t help but feel bad for the demon. A pang of empathy rang through your heart at his brotherly love. Mistake number two.
“You can crash at my place”.
His goat ears perked up at your words as the corners of mouth formed a smile.
“Really?”
Ever since then, Nick has taken a liking to hanging out in your apartment whenever Lynn kicks him out. Which brings us back to Nick lounging about. You sigh and slip off your shoes. You walk towards the couch.
“Why are you here?”
“Lynn is one of his moods again.”
“Maybe he’d like you better if you paid rent or cleaned up around the house”.
“I don’t live there”.
“You don’t live here either. Get out, freeloader”, you say sharply as you push his legs off the couch.
Nick holds onto his popcorn for dear life, trying not to spill it everywhere from the sudden movement.
“Hey!”
“Out!”
He put the bag of popcorn down on the coffee table and raises his hands in surrender, “Listen, I just thought you could use some company. You’ve been cooped up all the time lately. Haven’t seen you at the flat for months”.
“I visited last week. I don’t come by every day because that’s rude, intrusive, and I have work.”
“Last week? How come I didn’t see you?”
“I don’t think you were home.”
“You came by and didn’t even wait for me?”, from the tone of his voice you’d think you had stabbed him. Pure betrayal.
“Nick, be for real”.
“So you didn’t miss me at all? Not a little?”
You wavered.
“I… didn’t say that”.
“So you did miss me!”, he approached you cheerfully now that you were both standing.
“I didn’t say that either”, scrunching your face.
He hugged you tightly, his strong arms wrapping around your frame. The warmth of his body enveloped you in a way that made you cozy and dizzy at the same time. He smelled of cinnamon and cigarettes. He felt like home.
“Ugh get your buttery popcorn fingers off of me.”
Nick knew you didn’t mean it but he let go anyway. He stands too close for comfort and your heart beats loudly in your throat as you struggle to pull yourself together. He looks down at you lovingly, anticipating your next words.
“Fine, fine, fine. You can stay, but don’t make a mess like last time.”
He smiles at you as his tail twists into a heart shape.
“Thank you, my love”.
“Yeah, yeah”, you mutter flopping onto the couch. Ah, plush softness at last. You sit up slightly and leave room for Nick to sit beside you. You drape your legs over his lap. He wraps his arm around your shoulder and pulls you closer to him. The fabric of his shirt feels soft as it grazes the skin of your arm.
“Change the channel”.
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Lynn fucking you while covering your mouth and whispering in your ear to keep quiet so his roommates don’t hear. Holding onto his wings while he pumps you full.
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Ira eating you out while you’re on your period. He loves the taste and you get relieve from your cramps. Alternatively, Ira fucking you in his coffin.
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