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valeskaslaugh · 1 year
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Jerome: Girls are hot
Jerome: But boys are hot too
Jerome: Why is everyone so fucking hot?!
Jeremiah, shrugging: Global warming
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valeskaslaugh · 1 year
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Jeremiah: Danger is my middle name
Ecco: That's a lie
Ecco: Your middle name is Cutie Pie
Ecco: *boops Jeremiah's nose*
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valeskaslaugh · 1 year
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Jim: If we put Jerome and Jeremiah in a room together, who would come out crying first?
Bruce: The room.
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valeskaslaugh · 1 year
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Jim, grabbing Jerome by his collar: SAY THAT YOU'RE SORRY!
Jerome: I'M SORRY!
Jim: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?!
Jerome, sobbing: FOR SAYING THAT YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE!
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valeskaslaugh · 1 year
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Jeremiah: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE
Jeremiah: *throws water bottles at Jerome and Bruce*
Jerome, confused: Uhm..
Bruce: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us...
Jeremiah: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Jerome, crying: It's working.
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valeskaslaugh · 1 year
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Jerome, singing: Never gonna give you up!
Jeremiah, also singing: Never gonna let you downnn~
Jerome&Miah: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOUUU~
Bruce: Please stop-
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valeskaslaugh · 1 year
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Jeremiah: You're in love with Bruce!
Jerome: No, YOU'RE in love with Bruce!
Selina: I'm in love with Bruce!
Jerome&Miah: *staring at her*
Selina: What?
*Selina is found dead after*
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valeskaslaugh · 1 year
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Jeremiah: Jerome always tells me that there's nothing to worry about when he doesn't freak out
Jerome: *freaks out*
Jeremiah, panicking: Oh fuck..
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valeskaslaugh · 2 years
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Jim: I'm gay...
Lee: *shocked*
Barbara: whatthefuck
Jeremiah: We knew.
Oswald: OMG FINALLY-
Jim:...but only for Jerome
Jerome: *spits out some coffee* WHAT?!
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valeskaslaugh · 2 years
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Me: *being on Instagram, Tumblr or TikTok*
Jeremiah: You should post something again
Jerome: Yeah you didn't posted anything in weeks on Insta
Me: *looking for Audios that I could use to make an edit*
Jerome&Miah: 😃
Me: *starting to work on an edit but instantly being unmotivated again*
Jerome&Miah: 😦
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valeskaslaugh · 2 years
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Jeremiah: I asked Bruce out
Jerome: Oh I'm sorry
Jeremiah: Why?
Jerome: Well, I assume he said no
Jeremiah: No, he said yes
Jerome: Really?
Jerome, bursting into laughter: Oh I'm sorry for him then
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valeskaslaugh · 2 years
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GOTHAM TEXTING (13)
*private chat between Jerome and Jim*
Jerome: Jimmyyyyyy🤪
Jim: What do you want?
Jerome: When are you done with work? I gotta talk to you
Jim: In about an hour.
Jerome: 😃
Jim: But I don't wanna talk to you.
Jerome: 😦
*Jim goes offline*
Jerome: Jim come on :(
*private chat between Jerome and Jeremiah*
Jerome: Bro?
*5 minutes later*
Jerome: Miah, it's important
Jerome: Come online
*Jeremiah comes online*
Jeremiah: Dude, we're living in the same house. Just come and talk to me in person?
Jerome: But it's about Jim and I need your advice..
Jeremiah: Marital crisis between you too?
Jerome: Fuck you.
Jeremiah: No thanks.
*another 5 minutes later*
Jeremiah: Bro if you like Jim then just write him that.
Jerome: GVKTCKHGNMKGASL ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Jeremiah: Crazy for Bruce, yes😊
*Jerome walks upstairs and hits Jeremiah*
Jeremiah: Oh great now we can talk.
*Jeremiah goes offline*
*Jerome goes offline*
*private chat between Jeremiah and Jim*
Jeremiah: Jim.
*10 minutes later*
Jeremiah: James Gordon!!!
Jim: WHAT?!
Jeremiah: Jerome likes you
Jeremiah: A lot
Jim: You're kidding me, right?
Jeremiah: Nope. He's just scared to tell you how he feels.
Jim: So you want me to talk to him about that?
Jeremiah: Correct.
Jeremiah: And don't break his heart cause then you're dead :)
Jim: I'll try.
*Jim goes offline*
*Jeremiah goes offline*
*1 hour later*
*private chat between Jerome and Jim, again*
Jim: Hi.
Jerome: o_O
Jerome: Are you actually writing me right now?
Jim: No, it's my ghost actually.
Jerome: whut?
Jerome: Anyway. I like you.
Jim: I know
Jerome: WHAT?!
Jerome: Who told you?!
Jim: Jeremiah.
Jerome: THIS. BITCH.
Jim: Listen, I like you too. But we can't be more than friends..
Jerome: Ouch 💔
*Jerome goes offline*
Jim: Jerome! Come on...
Jim: Jeez..that kid is sensitive..
*Jim goes offline*
*meanwhile Jeremiah plans to kill Jim cause Jerome is crying in his arms*
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valeskaslaugh · 2 years
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Miah: *licks human blood off his knife*
Me: OMG SO SEXYYYYYYY
Miah: Dafuq?! I just literally licked someones blood!
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valeskaslaugh · 2 years
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Jeremiah: Jerome, you were born bad.
Me: Miah I love you but please stop! >:(
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valeskaslaugh · 2 years
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Miah hater: Imagine loving Jeremiah Valeska
Me, aka Miah's wife: Imagine having the worst taste on earth >:(
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valeskaslaugh · 2 years
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Obsessive Jeremiah fans about Jerome: Yesss Jerome is cool he's one of my favs :D
Obsessive Jerome fans about Jeremiah: I hate Jeremiah! He ruined Jerome's life! It's all his fault! Jerome was the real joker anyway!
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valeskaslaugh · 2 years
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Jerome: You're as crazy as I am.
Jeremiah:
Jerome:
Jeremiah: Yeah you're right. Let's destroy Gotham together.
Bruce: :O
Jim: :O
Harvey: :O
Lucius: :O
The GCPD: :O
The crowd of people: :O
Jerome: o_O
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