tsundere-candy
Tsundere Candy
She/Her, Minor. Welcome to my, uh, gay anime trash cove, run by yours truly, the gay anime trash baby! I'd love to make friends with y'all, so go ahead and start a convo with me, be as chaotic as you want too, I'm bad at "Hello, how are you?" conversations. Y'all can call me Candy for the time being! My instagram is @tsunderecandy where I post my art! Hope you enjoy your stay at my dumpster, have a great day! x
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oKAY YALL HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE SMUG CARTOON VILLAINS THAT ARE ALL LIKE “My master plan will soon be in action mWAHAHAHA”
I SWEAR I’VE SEEN THIS IN LIKE EVERY KIDS SHOW, EVER, THIS POSE!
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So uh, not to brag or anything but, I look really sexy in this pic, not even gonna lie ;)
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Where I’ve been all this time
Wowie, I found my old tumblr. Well I’ll probs be restarting my account a little, and hopefully start posting a lil more, but dont worry, I’ll keep my old posts up (for the few of you who liked them)! Thanks for understanding
- Your friendly neighbourhood tumblr user x
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Me and my mom
Mom: kids your age already cook!
Me: how old am I?
Mom: 14
Me: you missed the decimal point, I'm 1.4
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
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*Hermione reading an old book*
Draco: Tsk! That book is so old and you follow it’s instructions
Hermione: So is your father, but you still listen to him
Draco:
Dumbledore: O SHIT WADDUP
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McGonagall: We’ve lost Severus
Dumbledore: I’ve got this
Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER IS-
Snape: -A STUPiD WORTHLESS-
Draco: MY HUSBAND AND THE MOST PERFECT PERSON EVER!
Snape:
McGonagall:
Harry:
Hogwarts:
Dumbledore: 10 points to Drarry
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Holding hands is like cracking each other's knuckles
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Imagine how people from the past would react to furries and weaboos
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Baby bellatrix
Bellatrix: A-a-a...
Mom: Aww she’s gonna say her first words!
Bellatrix: A-avada-kedav-wa
Mom:
#slytherin#bellatrix lestrange#bellatrix#hogwarts#harry potter#harry potter funny#harry potter bellatrix lestrange#helena bonham carter#memes#harry potter memes#no sanity psycho
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What happened with Sims
My friends and I were pretending that we were part of the marauders, I was Sirius, my friend was James and another was Lupin.
I had a funny/romantic moment with who I thought was Lupin and said “Wolfstar intensifies”
Turns out she was James, so I tried to come up with a name
SIMS
So I started running around shouting “SIMS IS CANON”
And everybody thought I was talking about the video game...
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Somewhere in the universe
Harry: What do you call a dumpster with eyes and an amazing boyfriend-
Draco: SHUT UP
#drarry#funny#harrypotter#dracomalfoy#harrypotterfunny#haha#lol#tumblr#hogwarts#slytherin#gryffindor
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Ravenclaw: He’s right you know
Gryffindor: Words ending in “ie” are so cute. Like “cutie”, “sweetie”, “cookie”-
Slytherin: “Die”.
Gryffindor: …
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Sirius: Dammit Why didn’t I think of that.
Professor McGonagall: James Potter, where is your Transfiguration homework?
James: My owl ate it.
**FLASHBACK TO TWO HOURS AGO**
James: *tears up homework*
James: *puts homework inside dead mouse*
James: *feeds the dead mouse to his owl*
**FLASHBACK ENDS**
Professor McGonagall: *raises eyebrows*
James: I can show you his puke if you want
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Argument between Draco and Harry
*Arguing*
Harry: TAKE WHAT'S YOURS AND LEAVE!
Draco: FINE!
*Draco picks Harry up and heads for the door*
Harry:
Harry: I really do love you.
#harry potter#harry potter funny#draco malfoy#harry x draco#drarry#ship#tumblr#tom felton#daniel radcliffe
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Harry Potter "Popular" trope
You know how there are these basic popular girls in movies? This is how I imagine it at Hogwarts.
Instead of triangle formation, it would be deathly Hallows formation
They would be known as "the elder wand", "The resurrection stone" And "the cloak of invisibility"
They call people "mud blood" Instead of "loser"
They would all be in the same house (not Hufflepuff)
Giving themselves makeovers with their wands in class.
Having sleepovers
Having a wizarding world gossip magazine
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The sorting fiasco
*somebody average looking gets sorted*
Sorting hat: well.. You don't look evil, or brave...
Sorting hat:
Sorting hat: *whispering* what house do you want to be in?
Person: *whispering* Hufflepuff
Sorting hat: JIGGLYPUFF
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Sleepover with the houses!
Gryffindor: And then, I swooped down and caught the snitch right under slytherin's nose
Slytherin: *scoffs*
Hufflepuff: Cool gryffindor, but let's go to bed please, I'm tired
Gryffindor: What time is it anyway?
Ravenclaw: 4:30 am
Slytherin: EX-FUCKING-ACTLY *THROWS PILLOW AT GRYFFINDOR*
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