I need more of Michael dealing with shitty customers
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this is so sad… like if you’d come to dinner with pawpaw
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IM. TRIPPING LMAOOO
AY. NO GETTIN HIGH IN MY RESTAURANT DURIN' BUSINESS HOURS C'MONN!!!
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HELP MY GIRLFRIEND AFFORD DENTAL SURGERY!
PLEASE HELP AN LGBTQ+ FIRST-GENERATION COLLEGE STUDENT AFFORD DENTAL SURGERY
hey everyone! my wonderful girlfriend @moovera has been struggling for some time with making ends meet as a full-time college student due to the state of the job market and the high cost of living in her area. after being unable to see a dentist for five years because of the cost she now has eight cavities, which need to be filled before they progress to requiring root canals.
as she can't afford dental insurance the price for all eight fillings is estimated at around $2000. i've started a fundraiser to hopefully help her out with some of the cost, please share this post and donate if you find yourself in a place where you are able to do so!
maddy is such a talented artist and a wonderful person and i want nothing more than for her to be able to pursue her dream of finishing school. please help me support her financially so that she can focus all of her efforts on her education and affording the cost of living!
thank you so much for reading!!
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More game Dice? 🧎♀️
(Not me on my knees for him/j)
heres more of this bastard
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David and Jonathan
I promised @letthebluerain that I would pull the paper I wrote about David and Jonathan out of the relevant shelf and post a summary for her of it (I also started talking about this to @afraschatz, but I believe that discussion was left unfinished. Also promised to tag @isabellaofparma. I know @sugarmag78 likes some of the stuff I explain, as does @emiliagrant. And last, but not least, I think @i-want-messed-up-with-you-4-ever, @beautifulhusbands, @stulot, @scrapyardboyfriends and @rayblayblay may find this interesting too. Don’t feel obligated to read, though).
If you’re not familiar with the biblical tale of David and Jonathan, buckle up. It’s a controversial, but also celebrated one, and it has been adopted by the LGBTQ community as the most explicit biblical story of romantic love between two people of the same sex.
To make it more fun for me, I added some of my fave artistic depictions of David and Jonathan…
Keep reading
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Okay, story time.
Years ago I was writing a paper for uni about a queer reading of David and Jonathan, and why it's totally legit (even intentionally invited by the text).
When I started doing my research for it, I discovered that while the queer reading of David and Jonathan is pretty well known in queer circles, there's very little in the way of actual academic material on it, whether we're talking about a literary, religious or historical analysis of the text and this interpretation of it. I had maybe 2-3 essays about queer reading of ANY part of the Bible. And most of ot? Was actually not that great. Very little of it was about anything objective, most of it was just a suggestion for a different subjective reading of the text. Which is legit, but not enough. Most of the time, for an interpretation to be considered legit, we have to show that it relies on something that objectively exists in the text.
And then I found this paper by a guy determined to DISPROVE the queer reading of David and Jonathan. Now when I barely have material that's in favor of a queer reading of David and Jonathan, why would I be wasting my time reading what was written against it? But I'm a weirdo, and I always wanna know the counterarguments that can be used against me, too. Yeah, even if I disagree with them.
AND OMG AM I HAPPY I'M LIKE THAT.
Because this guy? Did a PHENOMENAL job at proving that objectively, the bow is the symbol of masculinity to the ancient Israelites. This is relevant because a biblical verse mentions that Prince Jonathan gave David his bow. I'm gonna say it again, this guy proved that for any Israelite back then, regardless of the subjective place they come from, when they were reading the text, what they would get from it is that JONATHAN GAVE DAVID THE PHALLIC SYMBOL OF HIS MASCULINITY. Tell me that doesn't align perfectly with a queer reading...
So why was this guy, who's trying to disprove the queer reading of David and Jonathan, proving the gay potential of this moment? Because to him, if Prince Jonathan has a symbol of masculinity, that means he's a masculine man, and no masculine man can be gay. Yep, the guy writing this paper was so blinded by his own bigotry, homophobia and misconceptions about masculinity and sexual orientation, that he didn't even realize he was handing me a valuable tool to prove queer readings of David and Jonathan are 100% legit.
Why am I mentioning this now all of a sudden?
Because sometimes the haters and anti's of a fandom are actually precisely like that guy, and it both amuses me to no end, and also makes me wonder if they realize how much their efforts sometimes backfire, and instead of destroying my love for and belief in a ship, they actually end up reinforcing it.
If you ever feel down because of haters in your fandom, just remember this.
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Also look at how Tomasitaoficial Drew My baby Cab. I love it.
More drawings below.
"ya tiny"
"Don't remind me..."
Tomi being silly and funny:
"There's nothing under my hair, just clouds-"
"Just didn't wanna do the rest-"
Me, feeling quirky that day:
Anyways yeah, fun times.
Drawings that I made on whiteboard with @triple-pupil !!
Fue muy divertido
Long post oejeorbodnd
[Click on the images that look low quality!]
The one with a single eye belongs to @its-nickpache and the one with eyes all around belongs to pupil, The one in the middle is mine!
“Sometimes I think that at any moment you are going to explode the sun from how crazy you are...”
“AND WHAT WOULD I GAIN?! I'VE ALREADY LOST MY SANITY”
“YOU KNOW, GABRIEL, I FELT LIKE BURNING IT ALL DOWN”
‘Someone stop him’
“pls”
AAAANNDDDD THIS DAMN DRAWING THAT PUPIL MADE, I LOVE THIS DRAWING, I SWEAR I LOVE HOW IT LOOKS AND HOW BEAUTIFUL IT LOOKS IN THEIR STYLE, OKAY?? THANK YOU, I WANTED TO MAKE THAT CLEAR.
They also made these draws of Lucybell (I love them grrr they are beautiful in their style) but the other one is my favorite xD
“I still remember how they killed my family...” (she killed them)
“miss, this is a Wendy's /j”
“Oh, is this a Wendy's-?”
Okay, That's it, well, Not really, THERE WERE MORE DRAWINGS, But truth be told, I'll only upload these, They were my favorites xD
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Jesus draped with the queer pride flag, originally done for the holy week.
Im reposting to spite Tumblr for censoring the original post and the crybabies that reported it.
In spirit of pride month, please help me make noise with this post (I'll be working on a new one soon )
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I just saw this on Instagram
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omg wait guys i have this david x jonathan fanart i made a few months ago that i never posted
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here it is
its kinda bad but i wanted to show my drawing of the bible gays
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"I don't think he's a tumblr sexyman, but if this site was around 80 years ago he absolutely would have been."
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imagine being in the 1920s and trying to connect the cab calloway extended universe. getting out the string and corkboard every time he mentions minnie the moocher or smokey joe
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Giving up to peer pressure (and by that I mean @tomasitaoficial 's)
My personal interpretation of
King Asmodeus
Prince of Lust, Lord of sex demons, Nephillim, Amaymon's protégé, unofficial representation of Wrath and Sloth.
Each head expresses the extreme version of his current state of mind;
The Bull is wrath, desperation, impotence and other similar emotions. It tends to express the King's honest and brutal opinion on things and is the most comfrontational. It's mouth is hot as lava and can even spit fire.
The Ram is depression, hopelesness, compliance and nihilism. This head shows Asmodeus' more grounded, although pessimistic, views. It tends to defuse conflict, even through self destructing ways to lower tensions. Of course, it's also a big yes-man. It's mouth is ice cold like a corpse.
The human head is mostly a mystery, it has been dormant for a long time. It used to be awake in Ozzie's youth, but at some point after being caged in Hell, it's consciousness seemed to fade away. Ozzie's top clients say it's mouth is barely warm but soft enough to get the job done.
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