Shepard’s first conversations with the crew when she gains command of the Normandy sr1 are hilarious
Shepard: hey so all of these conversations are going horribly. My XO and Gunnery chief are xenophobic. My LT has a crush on me. I was racially insensitive to Wrex. My pilot is an insubordinate little shit. Please tell me you’re chill
Garrus: Haha, well you don’t have to worry about me
Shepard: Good. Tell me about yourself, why’d you join up?
Garrus: C-sec wouldn’t let me kill or abuse criminals. Spectres don’t have any red tape so I’m here to do things my way
Shepard: oh for the love of god
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Mordin, unsolicited: if you have sex with Garrus, please use lube, and don't swallow.
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Literally had this in my head so bad that I went to the cinema by myself to watch the film. 😅
CAMILO’S PART SCRATCHES MY BRAIN SO GOOD
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Today’s disabled character of the day is Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come from A Christmas Carol, who is mute
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Bad batch spoiler out of context!!! I can’t wait to see more of Hunter’s role as a father figure for Omega 🥰
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You need to stop this Dave! We can’t handle it anymore!!
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I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes.
Fucking ✨Cuisine✨ holy shit.
omg
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I know I’m pretty late, but I always wanted to draw my Incineroar Jack, as Jack from Oggy and Cockroaches. I mean - Too hard to not see any resemblance…
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missionary so we can continue our argument from before
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I blame Jason Marsden’s voice entirely for my childhood crush on Kovu.
“we’ll run away together!”
requested by anon
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A pattern is emerging with my celebrity crushes and I don’t think I like where it’s going.
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“ballad of maxwell demon” by shudder to think, from velvet goldmine (1998).
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