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LMAO IM SORRYYYY. The motivation had a red bull.
let your moots tell you which one you are!!!
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I feel like dottores would not care about creator reader in any other way other than interest. He would probably experiment on them if he got his hands on them first.
So off of that idea I present even more trauma for imposter Au. Getting chased was already bad enough and now what if dottores found them and decided that they would make the perfect little play thing to pass the time. In the process finds out they they are the real deal and tries to twist the divinity. Now I think it could be one of the other harbingers that find out like Pantalone who's questioning the added expenses or reader escapes, unlikely but possible.
Then we can go either back to imposter Au or change the vibe to soft Au, both readers would still have too much trauma to even start to trust someone.
So yeah that's my little brain rot for today and I'm not dead
#genshin x reader#genshin cult au#genshin impact#genshin sagau#sagau angst#genshin angst#dottore#pantalone#kira ded
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Couldn't find any fatui x reader SAGAU so I wrote what I wanted to read. It's a tough gig, but someone has to do it. Also yes, I know my sentences are too long
Contains - Mentions of blood (yay), me pretending like scara is still part of the fatui and la signora isn't dead, a good part of this is just you monologuing about how you're going to die (spoilers: you don't) no gold blood (sorry guys) also gn reader
With every labored breath that fell from your lips, you became more certain that this was where you would die. Not in a comfortable bed, surrounded by family to hold you gently as you slipped on, but alone and scared in a foreign land. You traced patterns on the snow that you lay upon, the only movement you could force yourself to do since you collapsed into that very snow hours prior. Part of you said it was the cold that had brought you to your knees, the other, more rational, part said that is was the gaping wound in your side and the heavy trail of red that you had sloppily painted the pristine landscape with.
You could not recall who dealt that blow to you. There were too many bows, swords, spears, that had rained down upon you to tell whose had cut you. And you hadn't looked. You didn't want to know, of those who you had adored through a screen, had performed the killing blow. It was a miracle that you had escaped. Perhaps it was a blessing from the god whose face you had unwittingly stolen, to give you the chance to fade away gently before they could inflict more pain to you.
But as soon as the thought of a peaceful end crossed your mind, you heard it. At first, you could pretend it was merely the howling wind that swirled above, but as the noises got louder, your brain was forced to recognize them as they were: voices. A single tear slid down your cheek as you lay motionless, the last tear you would shed for yourself.
"-they get this far? With the amount of blood they've lost, surely they must be de-"
"Shh! Don't even speak the words! The death of a god would not go unpunished and I do not delight in the thought of what punishment would be in store for us, so please, refrain from such-"
"Over there!"
The hands that grabbed you almost seemed to burn, their gentle warmth scorching your frost-ridden skin. Panicked voices swirled around you, words disappearing from your mind as soon as they are spoken. The only thing you truly hear, as the darkness surrounds you, was the frantic yell for a healer.
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You were warm. A rather bland, yet incomprehensible feeling considering the few days you had just had. However, as you forced your eyes open, the reason for your warmth became clear. Gone was the infinite snowy landscape, replaced with a truly massive bedroom and a crackling fire that provided your only light aside from the slightly ajar double doors and the sliver of light they let through. And the bed that you lay upon, which seemed far too spacious for even two people rest in, was piled high with furs and blankets. You wondered whether the person who had made this bed for you had simply taken every blanket they could find and thrown them upon you in the hopes that it would keep you warm.
"Liyue had extended their sincere apology for the treatment of the Divine One, but we are yet to hear anything from Inazuma."
The voice that snaked its way into your room was firm and professional, but with a sharp venom lacing every word, especially the nations that they named. The next voice in comparison made no effort to conceal its vicious hatred, anger seeping out of every letter.
"Not even a letter. How disgraceful. I expected nothing less from a nation that cannot even know its creator when they see them, but somehow, they still disappoint me."
Quite a few murmurs of agreement surrounded that statement, revealing truly how many people stood outside your room, before the first voice responded.
"You would think, Capitano, that such devout worshippers would have a good set of working eyes, however-"
You did not hear beyond that. That name, it told you everything about where you had found yourself and the nature of those voices whispering in the hallway.
The Harbingers.
You almost had to laugh, that your sworn enemies within the narrative were the ones to be providing you shelter after your 'allies' had turned against you. But instead of a laugh, a name fell from your lips, louder then intended, causing the voices outside to hush.
The name of the person you wished to see and, if you were being honest with yourself, your favorite Harbinger.
Now the only question is... who was it?
Pierro
Dottore
Columbina
Scaramouche
Sandrone
Signora
Pantalone
Tartaglia
Capitano
Arlecchino
Anyway, I'll write their lil pathways when i have the energy but hey, if you're reading this, if you want to comment which one you want first, i might listen
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Sagau
Sleepy reader
Ye, we just sleep too much...
Warnings: none
• As someone who will and has fallen asleep in the most random places, I can say it's hilarious sometimes.
• Just you falling asleep in the most inconvenient places and one of them noticing and moving you trying their absolute best to not wake you.
• It almost impreses them how messed up your sleep schedule is but it's overshadowed by worry since how the hell do you function?!
• Zhongli makes tea every evening without fail, it doesn't matter that he has 12 piles of paperwork to do for the parlor he will still make you tea.
• There was once a time when you wandered into a hilichurl camp while half asleep and disappeared for a day, but ofc with the whole of teyvat looking for you it didn't take long. That doesn't mean they didn't get scared and that all hell broke loose tho.
• Itto, Zhongli, Diluc, and a few others would most definitely carry you around if you start to bump into things and react slower in general. If u don't like that, top shit cry ab it
• Lord would Bazhu have more work because the amount of sleep that you get is not okay, dude probably has had numerous instances where he has to wonder how u can fall asleep so much.
• Let's also not forget the honorable mentions that would cuddle you whenever they got time. Ahem, Childe and Venti. Mostly.
• If you stay up at night bc of sleeping all day and wanna go for walks expect either Dain or Xiao to go with you, the hilichurl incident scared everyone enough to never let you wander around again. Omfg Dain is so underrated in sagau it's criminal
#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin headcanons#genshin sagau#genshin cult au#headcanons#kira ded#sleepy reader
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Heyo! I probably won't be posting for a while since I got a new hyperfiction again so ye. I'm alive just in a rabbit hole. For the time that I'm gone, here have this:
This is Zuko, has daddy issues, and is adorable. That's it for now, don't die.
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Sagau
Antisocial reader
Unfortunately, there's no peace for you...
Warnings: none
• Ladies and gentlemen buckle up because the number of times you are going to want to disappear from the attention is no number to scoff at. For the first few days that you fell in teyvat, it was pure suffering for you.
• There are so many social events that you need to be a part of, and way too many people look up to you, so if you don't tell them from the start that you can't deal with others it's going to snowball into a huge problem. Social anxiety anyone?
• One of these moments was when your followers confirmed that it was you and all of teyvat started to prepare a festival in your honor, and of course, the creator had to be there as well, so get ready for weeks of traveling to interact with people from the nations.
• The best place you can appear is probably Snezhnaya, it's not an overly friendly place and if you avoid cities there shouldn't be much trouble. The only problem is how cold it is, but if you would rather not struggle with that there's always the option of just knocking at the Tsaritsa's door.
• I feel like the harbingers would want to keep you a secret from the other nations if given the chance. It's way better to have all your time for yourself and it works out the best it can for you as well. There is also no way that you can be hurt while at the Tsaritsa's palace, I mean who the hell would want to go up against one of the most powerful organizations in teyvat while in their homeland?
• But in the chance that you can't escape from most of the cult, it will take a bit of time, but it'll calm down and they will get that you don't want to be around others much. Your comfort comes above all, and there is nothing they wouldn't do for it.
• Head empty just imagining cuddling with your comfort character after a meeting with the Archons. Sigh
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Me having ideas and wanting to start three series: 😃
Me knowing I won't finish any of them: 🙂
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Welp that's that I guess...
Man, now I can't stop thinking about it... How seelies would love us so much... My heart is just dying now with the idea of a seelie cuddle pile on top of us, and the cute is too much.😫 now I need to write that.
Thank you for the idea, and if I die from my heart failing to take the cuteness, you're the one that's responsible.😊 @valeriele3
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Sagau
Readers seelies
Here we go... About to die from the cuteness.
Warnings: none
Kinda continuing this post
Habshdbb they have a cult of what now?!? How the hell djbejnsj
• If you think that the cult is made up of only human-type creatures... Heh, your wrong in soo many ways. About anything that breathes adores the land you walk on. But good news, most other beings aren't as protective and overbearing, more so just happy to be around you.
• And as you can guess this includes seelies as well. Running across the land messing with people and making trouble, has made you have quite a few run-ins with the adorable balls of smushable material, and every single one has started to follow you after that.
• At first you thought that this wasn't good, but after considering it for a while there was nothing wrong with them tagging along that you could think of, as far as you knew they didn't eat in-game and just kinda floated around not doing much. So you ended up with a travel group of seelies.
• Traveling with them was so fast, all of you just floating over mountains and oceans, also setting up camp and making food was a lot more manageable. A few seelies went out gathering food in pairs to be able to carry it, while others just stayed at camp to watch you set up a makeshift tent you learned to make. And nights are spent with seelies sleeping comfortably on you or around you, with nothing daring to interrupt the creator's peaceful sleep.
• I can already imagine how many times someone was simply walking when a bunch of seelies pass them by like it was a normal Sunday evening. Most probably thought they wore hallucinating because of something they ate, but news spreads fast and it will take no more than a week for almost the whole nation knows about this weird travel group.
• Things quiet down pretty quickly when they figure out that one of the seelies is blessed by the creator themselves and no one wants to disturb something that the creator's seelie is doing. They gave you that title after a while
• Achievement unlocked: The cult of cuteness
#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin headcanons#genshin cult au#genshin sagau#Seelie reader#Kira ded
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The Lord can't stop me, believe me, it has tried.
And I'll just sneak past your grandpa when he puts down his glasses.
Man, now I can't stop thinking about it... How seelies would love us so much... My heart is just dying now with the idea of a seelie cuddle pile on top of us, and the cute is too much.😫 now I need to write that.
Thank you for the idea, and if I die from my heart failing to take the cuteness, you're the one that's responsible.😊 @valeriele3
#Damn I'll water your plants then cuz I can already guess you don't do that.#Or lag any movie you watch
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Eh, I don't care when I die so I guess the sooner the better.
Still will haunt you even if you don't take responsibility <3
Man, now I can't stop thinking about it... How seelies would love us so much... My heart is just dying now with the idea of a seelie cuddle pile on top of us, and the cute is too much.😫 now I need to write that.
Thank you for the idea, and if I die from my heart failing to take the cuteness, you're the one that's responsible.😊 @valeriele3
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How could you not be, you practically shot me in my leg and left me to bleed. You can't just give me the idea of such cuteness and think my heart can take it! 😤 damn
Man, now I can't stop thinking about it... How seelies would love us so much... My heart is just dying now with the idea of a seelie cuddle pile on top of us, and the cute is too much.😫 now I need to write that.
Thank you for the idea, and if I die from my heart failing to take the cuteness, you're the one that's responsible.😊 @valeriele3
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Man, now I can't stop thinking about it... How seelies would love us so much... My heart is just dying now with the idea of a seelie cuddle pile on top of us, and the cute is too much.😫 now I need to write that.
Thank you for the idea, and if I die from my heart failing to take the cuteness, you're the one that's responsible.😊 @valeriele3
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Sagau
Seelie reader
Yust the creator having a sele form that no one knows about and them causing chaos.
Continuing kind of
Warnings: none
So they weren't supposed to be able to do that? Oh... Okay...
Na they will figure it out.
• It most definitely took a while to get used to, I mean being able to go from a human to a tiny floating blob of stars isn't something that you get a tutorial for after getting isekai'd. But the opportunities you get to mess with the characters are more than worth it.
• Most people that see you don't think much more than merely a seelie that was graced with a bit of the Creator's energy so they don't bother you much. Of course, violence against anything that the creator has recognized is strictly prohibited and a crime punishable by a life sentence.
• Start following anyone around and you will make them have a brain-dead moment with how many times they have thought the creator is near them.
• Oh and characters like Xiao and Scara can't even swat you away, but unfortunately, they can still ignore you and probably will for some time. Luckily after a while, they will warm up to you and if you decide to leave to confuse another poor soul will most definitely track you down to see if you're okay. My heartttt
• Now some characters like Tighnari and Zhongli would slowly catch on to that you aren't exactly just a seelie. Tighnari would probably leave it at that but Zhongli is a bit more tricky since he has experience in shape-shifting and is way too knowledgeable about anything connected to the creator, you either run now or are exposed and there's no in-between.
• I just can't get over how hilarious a cute, small, hyperactive seelie would look following around the calm and scary characters. Imagine Cyno threatening someone to scare them into spilling info about a runaway thief and you peacefully sleeping between his ears on his headpiece, or Scara berating his subordinates while there's a seelie just nudging his hand trying to get his attention.
#seelie reader#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin headcanons#genshin sagau#Genshin cult Au#Kira ded
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Childe
Sleepy reader
Who got borderline insomnia? We got borderline insomnia!
Warnings: implied murder
• Childe most definitely has a couch and a cabinet with expensive ass pillows and blankets in his office at the northern bank just in case you wanna take a nap near him while he's working.
• If you have a nightmare he will cuddle and comfort you till you wanna go back to sleep, if you don't, will stay up with you for the rest of the night even if he's got a lot to do the next day.
• Sometimes he will drag you with him to training to tire you out a bit, and, as Childe does, he loves sparing with you even if your attacks are a bit slow for him. Of course, takes it easy on you
• Will tug you a bit if you're about to bump into something while walking and sometimes will carry you around. bc he can and will, change my mind
• One of his favorite pastimes is listening to your rambles and he will have a whole discussion, that he takes very seriously, while ur half asleep cuz of a random thought you had.
• If anyone wakes you up he will be rude and snappy with them and generally mean, this is even worse when anyone does it intently.
• There was a time he was working in his office and you had fallen asleep on the couch when one of the fatui burst into the room to relay some message to him and started to talk louder when they noticed you asleep.
• Safe to say they had a snapped neck and a lot more wounds the next morning even if you didn't wake up.
• In the chance you do wake up when something like that happens he will kick the person out and pick you up so you can cuddle with him as he works but will undoubtedly bury them alive later.
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-Masterlist-
Genshin impact
× Sagau
Quiet reader headcanons
Post imposter!au the creator acquired a useful skill.
Seelie reader
Just a floating blob that's chaotic and cute, and maybe the creator.
Reader with seelies
A bunch of seelies going around nations...
Antisocial reader
Peace is not an option with a cult dedicated to you.
Sleepy reader
Are we okay? No. What are we gonna do about it? Sleep.
× Zhongli
Ghost reader
You die and go to another world, doesn't mean you get a second life.
× Childe
Sleepy reader
Reader just wants some rest.
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Zhongli
Ghost reader
Practically you died in this world and got transported to another but not completely alive...
Headcanons
Warnings: Death, implied murder.
• As the god of war he most definitely has killed a lot of people, so it wouldn't be too much of a surprise to him if one of the spirits started to haunt him after their untimely demise.
• What Zhongli did not expect is for the ghost to be so docile and friendly. If anything he feels it's more painful for him to know that he killed someone so kind, but maybe that was your goal. What was also unnatural to him was how you could still live almost like a normal human with only a few setbacks.
• After a while of living with you he got quite attached and started to count on your presence when he came home from another day of working at the funeral parlor.
• There wore a few things Zhongli noted about you, one was that you didn't like to be in very crowded places and mostly just preferred to stay home and take care of things while he was away. From what he could understand you had a fear of anything even resemble chaos. What he would guess was a result of your death.
• After discovering your fear he was curious about how you had died, it was weird that he couldn't remember anything about it so he started to search around and a while later came up with almost nothing. It seemed almost as if you dropped from another dimension. It was also not normal how much you knew about this world with you never leaving his side, but he just chopped it up to your life when you wore alive.
• To Zhongli you wore nice company to drink tea with and talk about the stories he has gathered through his thousands of years on this world, even if you wouldn't remember most of them the next day because of your seemingly see through memory.
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