Anyone aware of any mental health?
... Just asking since it’s May.
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You say ‘intrusive thought’ like there’s some other kind.
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The only difference between ‘leader’ and ‘dealer’ is where you place the letters.
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If the first wealth is health, the first health is stealth.
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If, as the saying goes, we are descended not only from monkeys but from monks, who hit on whom?
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Don't tread or slither on me.
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“Before we begin, let me set expectations for this meeting.”
[Takes out wireless handheld expectation setter, types on keypad.]
“OK, let's get started.”
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Every picture is actual size.
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As published in Sleaze. Catwalk of Spies.
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If charity begins at home, I bet I know in which room.
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Soft skills make me hard.
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If you wear your heart on your sleeve, dress in a red shirt.
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I will no longer pretend to be someone I'm not.
From now on, I'm pretending to be me.
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It’s the end of the end of the world as we know it.
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A surveillance video is a nature documentary about humans.
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‘Non sequitur’ sounds bad until you consider the alternative.
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