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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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will: hey have you seen my- nico what are you wearing!
nico: black hoodie, ripped black jeans, a few chains why?
will: *sighs* nico, we are going to a wedding…
nico: so?
will: it’s our wedding!
nico: ok and i’m gonna be there for the whole thing might as well be comfy… also get out that’s bad luck to see your partner on the day of the wedding!
will: …..
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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0 stars
will, tending to nico's wounds: How would you rate your pain?  nico: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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if transphobs were actually scared of trans ppl
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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yea ya did
harry: Did draco just tell me they loved me for the first time?  ron: Yeah, they did.  harry: And did I just do finger guns back?  ron: Yeah, you did.
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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yeah he has a name ron
ron: I like your top, harry!  draco : I have a name, you know.  harry: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this. 
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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draco is good at proposing 
draco : Do you want to know your gay name?  harry: My... my gay name?  draco : Yeah, it's your first name-  harry: Haha. Very funny draco -  draco : *gets down on one knee* And my last name.  harry: Oh- oh my god.
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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harry oblivious potter everyone
harry, sweating: draco , there’s something I need to ask you-  draco : Finally! You’re proposing!  harry: How’d you know?  draco : harry, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.  draco : I even picked it up once.
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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harry you sweet innocent child 
draco : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?  harry: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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yeah pottah
harry: Are you trying to seduce me?  draco : Why, are you seducible? 
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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gay problems be like
nico di angelo: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.  will solace: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both. 
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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not healthy sleeping patterns!!! 
nico di angelo: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.  will solace: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.  nico di angelo: O-oh. Wait... Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??  will solace: Is it working? 
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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but he just didn’t know how to say it
nico di angelo: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.  will solace: That's great, nico di angelo. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years. 
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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solangelo wedding planning be like
will solace: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.  nico di angelo: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.  will solace: ...  will solace: You mean ring bearER, right?  nico di angelo: ...  will solace: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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crushes
nico: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.  will: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.  nico: But you’re always acting stupid?  will: ...  will: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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solangelo 
nico: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.  will: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.  nico: I said within reason, will. How about I murder that guy?  will: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?  nico: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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solangelo be like
nico: Are we fighting or flirting?  will: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-  nico: Your point?
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the-phoenixs-edge · 1 year
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charlie weasley is aroace
you can’t tell me that charlie weasley from harry potter isn’t aroace. he litterally has a dragon obsession and is canonically single all of his life
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