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The Pessimist's Paradigm
“Kindness is giving hope to those who think they are all alone in this world.”Writer - Requests are open!
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Random but I hope you have a good day/night and don't forget to drink plenty of water ✨
(Also what's your favorite hc about each of the bros, if you don't mind answering?)
Aww, thank you so much!
Lucifer is the type of guy who practices calligraphy. Pristine handwriting, cursive loops, and edges. Ink quill, 15 different bird feathers. All to send you the most heartwarming love letters you have ever received. Essays about how beautiful you are, inside and out, laden with symbolism and metaphors amongst the starry skies.
Mammon would totally get lost in an airport with you. He'd arrive all pristine in a nice coat and jacket, and be frantic by the end of the day. You'd be exploring terminals, baggage claims, and restaurants just before missing your flight. Totally cute disaster couple.
Leviathan usually doesn't watch horror, but when he does, he always cuddles into your side, turning his face away. The only indication of his presence is the pressure and heat on your shoulder.
Satan is secretly a cat dad. He started fostering a kitten in his room, begging Lucifer to let him keep the small thing. Whenever you come over, there are always soft meows coming from inside.
Asmodeus has a fashion blog. He curates his ideal outfits, asks Levi to help him sew, and then has you model with a smile on his face. He loves how you pose, and you love how happy it makes him to see you in something he picked.
Beelzebub has a passion for baking. On birthdays and anniversaries, he's always there with a baked good. He started learning by watching YouTube tutorials with Barbatos (my self-sufficient man). Whether it's biscuits or cookies, he always knows just how to make you smile.
Although he would rarely admit it, Belphegor cherishes it when you cuddle, preferring to hug you from behind after a tiring day. You hug him when you're done with class as he dozes off in your arms.
#obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me shall we date#obey me!#obey me brothers#omswd#om! lucifer#om! mammon#om! shall we date#om! leviathan#om! swd#om! asmodeus#om! satan#om! beelzebub#om! belphegor
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He's so fine!!! >//<
Belphie painting :) Very happy with how this came out, he was looking ROUGH for a hot minute lmao
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When ghosts haunt a place, is it like loitering for humans? Like a ghost would get fined if they haunted a place for too long.
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THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!
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THE QUEENS ARE HERE!!! 💖💖💖💖
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(Art belongs to Solmare & has been edited by me)
#☆saved by beels edit#obey me#obey me! shall we date?#obey me nightbringer#obey me!#obey me nb#obey me shall we date#obey me edit#obey me icons#obey me thirteen#obey me asmodeus#obey me thirteen icon#obey me asmodeus icon#obey me hdd 2024#savemebeel#cute icons
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Essie 185: Beachy Keen
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#charli#charli xcx#its charli baby#charlixcxedit#beautiful women#women#women musicians#musicians#musician#dailymusicqueens#dailywomanedit#dailymusicians#dailywomen#british women#woman#aesthetic#we love a girlboss#hashtag girlboss#just girlboss things#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#enditallsolegendary
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Inspired by:
The brothers come to terms with your aging and eventual death.
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Orange Mammon Icons!
#obey me#obey me mammon#obey me mammon icon#obey me icons#obey me mammon icons#orange#orange aesthetic#obey me!#obey me shall we date
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#charli xcx#fashion#looks#dailymusicqueens#dailymusicians#dailywomanedit#dailywomen#its charli baby#british women#women musicians#musicians#musician#music#used to know me#aesthetic#pretty women#pretty woman#prettytm#pretty#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#we love a girlboss
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love her <3
It's so obvious, I'm your number one.
VON DUTCH (2024)
Charli XCX
dir. TORSO
#charli xcx#von dutch#charlixcxedit#xcxedit#musicedit#dailymusicqueens#userpcultures#usermusicdaily#userchaska#usermusic#userbamf#userfarllee#*#m#flashing tw#its charli baby#enditallsolegendary#dailymusicians#dailywomen#dailywomanedit
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Create-A-Character
A bright and fluttering screen was the only light source in his room, Leviathan like a moth to a blinding flame, regardless of how cold the floor was beneath his blanket. Characters ran around as dialogue flickered on the screen, he smashed more buttons, his fingers working autonomously. Pixels crashing, sputtering out and fizzling with orange sparks as he let out a sigh. Lingering on the screen was his very first save file with you.
One from eleven years ago. Time with you had passed like a flash of light. He remembered your fingers softly touching with his as you slashed monsters, or reached finish lines, accomplishing small goals. Your smirk as you occasionally beat him, eyes glinting in victory, fists raised, both your chuckles echoing in the air. Game after game, year after year, lines were forming.
Around your eyes, your skin became tighter, as if it was holding on for dear life. Even as you aged, he still appreciated your beauty, caressing your face as you slept. That happened more now, falling asleep on his lap, struggling to stay awake from the pain creeping around your body from concerts. He knew from Belphie's rage at Lilith's human and the exchange program, that you were frail. It still hit him like a truck that this would actually happen.
Blue jellyfish had a faint yellow glow, soft turquoise and blues reflected from his ceiling, as you laid in his bathtub weeks later. A polyester graphic sweater held onto you, only centimeters of space as you snuggled into the crook of his neck. A cyan coral reef with its rocks, neon fish swimming in the tiny castles. The corners of your mouth turned up as you took one last breath, your bodies tangled together.
It took him a few moments to process what just happened. The filtered hues colored your face, as he cradled it, tears forming at the corners of his eyelids. Manga lay astray on his desk, as he spoke in hushed tones. "A-Are you there?" He saw the way your fingers, cold to the touch, held onto his, like a final blessing.
Your peaceful passing, karma from the time you spent together, his care as you grew old, clutching your back, as he heard your shaky breaths. Thoughtful gifts left by your room, pink and purple pillows with custom pillowcases. Handmade cardigans for the winter. A warm blanket covered you as his tears were the only noise in the room.
#obey me#obey me!#obey me fic#obey me game#obey me leviathan#omswd#omswd leviathan#om! leviathan#obey me fanfic#obey me fandom#obey me angst#obey me levi x reader#obey me leviathan angst#obey me levi x mc#obey me leviathan x mc#obey me leviathan x reader#obey me x gn!reader#obey me x reader#obey me x gender neutral reader#obey me x mc
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#obey me!#obey em#obey me game#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me leviathan#obey me leviathan icon
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"Do I have to?" Beelzebub asked hesitantly.
"You chose dare!" Asmodeus exclaimed. "You have to! Call him!"
Belphegor sighed. "Why didn't you choose truth instead?"
"I wanted to know what the dare would be," Beelzebub said, truthfully.
Mammon grabbed the D.D.D. out of his hands and punched in Simeon's number himself. "Hurry up 'n make the call! We ain't got all night!"
Everybody huddled around as the phone line started ringing. They wanted to be within range to hear it. Everybody except Lucifer, who wanted no part of it. He was sipping a glass of Demonus across the room and making sure this party game didn't get too rowdy.
It took five rings for Simeon to pick up. He sounded a little groggy, like he'd been woken from sleep. "Hello?"
"Simeon? Hi." Beelzebub's greeting was ordinary, but it sent Mammon into a fit of giggles. Somebody had too much to drink.
"Shut up, he's gonna hear you," Satan growled. Mammon's laugh turned into a shriek of pain after receiving a sharp elbow to the side. Belphegor shushed them both.
"Beelzebub? Are you there? Are you with your brothers?"
Leviathan grabbed Beel's shirt. "He's on to us! Abort mission!"
"I can't hear, shut up, shut up!" Asmodeus leaned in closer and urged Beel, "keep going!"
"Simeon." A bead of sweat rolled down Beelzebub's brow. "Is your refrigerator running?"
Silence. It only lasted seconds, but it felt like an hour. Then, "the refrigerator? One second." Footsteps could be heard on the line as Simeon walked through Purgatory hall. "It was fine when I made dinner this evening. Why?"
"I need to know if your refrigerator is running."
"Ok, ok. Hold on..."
The demon brothers waited for an answer with bated breath. It was probably the most quiet they'd been in a century. They heard a heavy door being opened, and finally. Simeon's answer.
"Nothing looks broken. Everything inside is still cold, and the light is on, so... yes? I believe it's running fine."
"Yesss," Leviathan whispered. "Finish the job, Beel!"
Asmodeus could hardly contain his snicker. Satan had a hand over his own mouth, but his leg bounced in anticipation. Belphegor was mouthing the ever-so-important punchline with a twinkle in his eye.
"I see. Well, then. You better go catch it."
Everyone in the room exploded into laughter (except Lucifer, who rolled his eyes), and Beelzebub quickly hung up the call with a confident smile. Mammon whooped, Belphegor fell back in relief, Levi and Satan high-fived, and Asmodeus jumped on Beel to give him the tightest hug he could muster. This monumental success was worthy of another round of drinks, and another round of Truth or Dare.
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Minutes later, Leviathan's D.D.D. pinged. It was a text from Simeon.
"How do I 'catch' a refrigerator? Everything looks alright, but I can't risk the food inside going bad. Please assist."
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