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the-booty-crusader · 3 days
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oh this is really cool
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the-booty-crusader · 3 days
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Ah yes, 8 year old Dick Grayson and 3 year old Tim Drake.
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Tim and Dick's first interaction
the ages look off I can't explain it
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the-booty-crusader · 3 days
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So many posts today basically going “btw everyone in the Batfam is hot EXCEPT TIM WHO IS AN AWFUL LITTLE GREMLIN HAHA LMFAOOO” like he isn’t the one with the most girls (AND GUYS) beating down his door. Sure, he messes up after because he is obsessive, manipulative, depressed and probably insane, but he is absolutely a catch if you don’t know his personality 😂 those eyebags are, indeed, designer.
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the-booty-crusader · 6 days
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best tim and jason dynamic is tim thinking jason is a loser and jason being reluctantly amused by it. annoying older brother and his younger brother who kind of hates him.
tim will insult jason and jason will just laugh which in turn pisses tim off more. it’s a vicious cycle
also tim constantly complains about jason and dick will reply “yeah he’s just like that”
jason strives to be as annoying as possible to all his brothers but especially tim
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jason: hey can you do something for me?
tim: remember that time you tried to kill me?
jason:
tim:
jason: you could’ve just said ‘no’
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the-booty-crusader · 6 days
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Watching from afar
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the-booty-crusader · 6 days
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Tim is surprised every time Bruce being a dad. Not even a good one, which he is, but genuinely just a dad.
Like, what do you mean, he asks how was your day and carefully listened to your answer instead of interrupt you on the second sentence and talk about himself?
What do you mean, he cares about you every day and not only when he wants to look like a good dad™ at gala?
What do you mean, he tries to understand your interests instead of saying that it's useless and you have to quit?
What do you mean, he carries you to bed instead of waking you up?
What do you mean, he actually remembers things that you told him?
What do you mean, he stays with you, because you are scared and you asked him to?
What do you mean, you don't need to ask?
And for the first time in his life, Tim thinks that it wasn't his fault. He wasn't a bad child. His father was a bad person.
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the-booty-crusader · 9 days
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Omfg not me just staring at my beta reader’s discord DMs 😭😭
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the-booty-crusader · 10 days
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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the-booty-crusader · 11 days
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Help us find the fic!!
I read this one fic a long time ago and idk where to find it now, but it started off as a fluffy batfam piece where they were all out on patrol playing tag. It was super sweet and I was loving it but also confused because I was in one of my tim angst moods and this wasn't that until the author slapped me in the face with poor tim having no idea what's going on because he had never been able to let loose like that during his robin years with batman. Just the contrast between damian having a bigger support system who encourage moments of joy during patrol as robin and tim only having a grieving batman when he was robin hurts so good 😭
I would love to read that fic if anyone finds it. That kind of reminds me of another fic where Tim is just doing his job as Red Robin when he looks back. He sees Damian as Robin being held under Batman's cape as he starts to doze. Tim is hit by a wave of feelings that he tries to ignore as he does his job.
Batman sees that Tim is upset and asks him about it. He comes to the conclusion that Tim misses cape cuddles.
Bruce finds out that no. Tim doesn't miss cape cuddles. Tim never got them in the first place.
- Cape Cuddles by sElkieNight60
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the-booty-crusader · 12 days
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Bat Family 'Bruce is Tim's Biological Parent' AU Idea #2
A cult in Gotham is trying to open some sort of portal to hell/the underworld/a demonic realm and the ritual requires 'the blood of the city'. They decide they need Batman's blood, since he's the city's protector. So they come up with a plan to lure Batman to the space where they plan of performing the ritual and attack. They don't need to all survive or even win the fight, they just need a few drops of his blood. It works.
Bruce, Dick, Jason, Cass, Tim and Damian are all fighting the cult while also trying to figure out how to stop the ritual. They learn (maybe it's on a sacred text, maybe there's some sort of hieroglyph they translate, maybe Tim or oracle hacks something) that it can be stopped with 'the blood of the firstborn' from the original blood source. This sparks a debate on whether this is to be taken literally -meaning they need Dick's blood, Batman's eldest child- or biologically -meaning Damian, his only biological child- and are basically playing keep away with either the dagger needed to draw the blood or the cup it needs to go into.
Tim gets injured during the fight/keep away game form hell, but at the same time, Damian tossed the dagger/grail/cup/whatever to him. Since his blood shouldn't do anything anyway and they need that item to stop something very bad from happening, Tim catches it. As soon as his blood touches it, the ritual stops.
Everyone freezes for a brief moment as they take in the implication. Then they quietly (eerily quietly, if you ask the cult members who were just hearing them banter and debate) knock everyone out, tie them up for Gordon to deal with and head back to the Bat-Cave.
Alfred refuses to let anyone do anything until he's tended to Tim's wound since he's missing his spleen and it's sure to get an infection.
He gives Bruce a blood sample when he's done and then heads up to make some tea for everyone.
They've been getting along well lately, but Cassandra subtly positions herself between Damian and Tim, just in case the former doesn't take well to the news that he isn't Batman's firstborn child.
Everyone is looking at the screen, so Bruce doesn't even need to tell them out loud when the paternity test comes back positive.
The first person to break the silence is Dick, who emphatically complains to Bruce; "You mean we could've had Timmy the whole time?!"
To Bruce's surprise, this is the general reaction of all his kids (that he should have somehow known or at least suspected Tim was his and done something about it), save for Tim, who is just stunned (and already fighting off that impending infection).
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the-booty-crusader · 14 days
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I love how literally everyone is ignoring the person next to magician-guy who is just in full VR gear in this restaurant
The Portland flower guy!
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the-booty-crusader · 14 days
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Pats all of them 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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the-booty-crusader · 15 days
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Timothy Drake Wayne, youngest CEO, Times person of the year a year ago (you choose why), and all around impressive business individual is easily recognizable wherever he goes…so long as he’s in a suit. As a CEO Timothy is both a staunch professional and a blatant gen z kid which makes him somewhat beloved and well known by everyone across the county.
But then Tim is wandering around Gotham in a pair of jeans and a flannel over long sleeves and no body takes a second glance.
He’s sitting at the skatepark laughing at “Timothy Drake Wayne funniest moments” compilations with other skaters while they take a break and no one knows the video is about him.
Timothy has to take a public flight and the guy at security checks his ID and then looks up at Tim like “hey you have the same name as that one kid CEO.” And it takes everything in Tim’s power to not immediately respond with “that’s because he is me?” Instead he slaps on the biggest grin and says “what a weird coincidence.”
He’s dressed down sitting in first class because he’s not a heathen and he’s gonna be stuck in a suit for this entire conference. The entire time this lady next to him kept scoffing about his appearance and how he probably never worked for a thing in his life. About how the quality of this aircraft company is going down if they’re letting people like Tim occupy first class. Tim, meanwhile, immediately clocked this woman as the CFO of a company WE was considering partnership with. Lol, fat chance that goes through now.
Tim keeps a suit at Wayne Tower for the emergency meetings he sometimes gets called into. He’s heading into the building when the security of the visiting company shoves him out of the way cause they assume he’s some teen. Needless to say that when he walks into the conference room cleaned an suited up, he found complete delight on watching all the blood drain from their face.
Tim makes fun of Superman because he doesn’t even have to wear glasses to get away with his secret identity. He’s not even trying to hide and people still look over him in a crowd when he’s not in a suit.
Some shady company is trying to buy the skatepark Tim regularly visits and has bribed the GCPD to arrest kids for “loitering” or “trespassing.” Or something. Tim gets arrested one time, sends a snap selfie like “lol got arrested.” and then buys the land the skate park is on and also the company that tried to buy it to build a resort.
There is an entire hashtag full of selfies people have taken with a dressed down Tim out and about in Gotham all captioned with something like “lol, I found our favorite teenage CEO’s doppelgänger!”
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the-booty-crusader · 16 days
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This is specifically about my fic, Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind where Tim is Bruce and Diana’s kid who is cursed right after birth to be forgotten the more he is loved :) things happen & it’s very sad
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the-booty-crusader · 16 days
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>>Trying to find an aroace character in a media that isn't a side character / a character that only showed up once in an episode and never again
>> after years I actually manage to find one that is one of the main characters
>> the fandom ships them with everyone and sexualises the hell out of them
>>oh
>> they use the "but aroace can still date and fuck!" excuse, which is valid as fuck but
>>the character is implied to not want/do that. Because while yes some aroace do have/want relationships, others don't.
>>they still use some kind of excuse to continue it
>>When I, an aroace person with no interest in a relationship, decide to speak up about the discomfort that causes me I get sushed and told that I get too mad over a fictional character
>>yea I do acknowledge they're a fictional character, yea I do acknowledge that I can't just magical make them stop shipping and sexualising them. Cuz they're not real after all. What bothers me is that it's a common and popular thing in the fandom. I wouldn't had minded it if there wasn't so much of it, especially cause they're so many other characters they can sexualise and ship. And that while they're a fictional character, their sexuality isn't. Aroace people exist. Aroace people that don't want relationships or sex exist. By taking this one character with the little rep we have, and sexualising the hell out of them even tho they don't want this kind of stuff. It really gives me a good look that you don't actually think we're real. That everyone has to want sex, that everyone wants to be in a relationship.
>>it gets even worse cause they get pissed when the lesbian character is shipped with a man. Valid as fuck. I do too. But when it's the aroace character... it's suddenly okay?
>>they don't care so why do I even bother
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the-booty-crusader · 17 days
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Tim? Deranged
Jason? Feral
There is a DIFFERENCE
Jason is a feral cat that if you leave food out for can eventually tolerate your presence and affection
Tim will take your affection like a sponge and also murder several hundred people
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the-booty-crusader · 17 days
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convinced that no one who calls tim drake normal has ever read the original comics leading up to him becoming robin. a 13 yr old runs to titans tower to look for dick and then hears he’s gone to visit haley’s circus and proceeds to LOCATE DICK and when he finds him dick is like. you’re like 12 where are ur parents. and tim’s like that’s not important listen BATMAN NEEDS HELP and dick brings him back to the manor and when alfred asks he’s like Look idk either. later tim wears the robin costume and goes out to help batman and nightwing himself. and Later he has like. straight up stress+guilt-induced hallucinations of robin!dick and robin!jason. this is only the tip of the glacier. no one who thinks he's boring should ever speak to me actually
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