Episode #37 - We Need a Cuban Boy, Stat

I'm posting this a week late. So get back into the holiday mid-frame before you listen to this one. We talk about bear attacks to start the show and how me and Ian are much too cowardly to ever kill ourselves and John is much to big of an empath. John and Ian start to push their ageist views on this one. It's finally coming out and I don't even know who I'm podcasting with anymore. I teach Ian and John how to swear in Serbian. We figure out Hannibal Burress calling out Cosby was the Mandela Effect trigger. We’re going to start transitioning to an ASMR podcast.

Episode #36 - Ethiopian Bottom w/ Handsome Dan

John went on the dark web last week and described it to us in the most dad way possible. Ian doesn't understand the concept of cheese bread. We also revisit the ocean water noodle cooking controversy. I tell an outstanding monkey joke that's not about race halfway through.

Episode #35 - The Perfect Crime

We are back and on our new posting schedule. It’s too hard to get these posted during the week so they’ll start coming out Sunday night. We honor the former president that just died by honoring him the only way we can think of, by talking about his actual past. We won’t say his name because that would undoubtedly get points taken away from our posting power.

Episode #34 - An Army of Johns w/ Handsome Dan

Handsome Dan joins us. Handsome Dan is a regular at Cellarmen's Taproom and a friend of the show. His last name is also very difficult to sound out, so I went with his street name. Ian and John started talking about comic books so Dan and I cut them off to talk about an alien army of Johns. John and Dan talk about their stints in prison. Chaturbate interrupted our stream because we never submitted John, Ian or Dan's ID to prove they are older than 18.

Episode #33 - Yo Man, You Got That Prop 1 w/ Andy French

Andy French is back in Michigan! He drove 2,000 miles back home from Montana to #Resist. We’re all pumped because Michigan is going to have legal weed and we’re already reminiscing about the days we had to buy it illegally. Andy tells us about his time in Ireland and his first big break in the bar industry. He also tells us about how he owned a co-worker 9 years his senior at his first job.

Episode #32 - Live on Chaturbate!

This episode is a week late so some of the stuff we talk about is old. It's also our first episode that we live streamed on Chaturbate. I start by reading a thread from my Facebook page by some girl I went to Elementary School with that was trying to teach me that the world is a cruel place. Ian had no idea that bombs were being mailed to politicians and Robert De Niro or that a lunatic was running loose in Pittsburgh.

Episode #31 - Blud Root

I'm filling in this description months after I posted this. I'm just noticing I forgot to put a description in this episode. Judging by the tags it seems like it was a good one. We talked about John's old band, Blood Root, so give it a listen.

Episode #30 - I Want That Cat’s Yeast

It's late for this episode this week. It's late for me (timewise) typing this. We are joined by at least a part of the brewing team at Perrin Brewing based out of Comstock Park, MI. We had a fun conversation. It's partly educational (the Perrin guys) and partly nonsense (me and John).

Episode #29 - Girther

It's just the boys this week. No guests. I'm going to do a two-week vegan cleanse and Ian doesn't believe in me. We find out John is a repulsive human being that doesn't like Curb Your Enthusiasm. We get to the bottom of whether Fred Durst getting drop-kicked by Shaggy 2 Dope was real or a staged event. Give us a listen.

Episode #28 - Micro-digression w/ Brett Mercer

Our friend and Big Time Garbage podcast talking head, Brett Mercer stopped by to chat with us tonight. We talk about micro-aggressions, micro-digressions. Being a huge cinephile, Brett talks about his favorite cinematic masterpieces. Also, as a huge audiophile, he talks about his favorite bands as well. Chaturbate wanted my age verification so we couldn't broadcast live this week, but it's coming.

Episode #27 - Cheddarbate w/ Samantha Rager

One of our favorite local, Detroit comics, Samantha Rager joins us on this episode. Sam is recording an album at Cellarmen's in Hazel Park, MI on Saturday (9/29)at 9pm. We talk to Sam about her comedy journey up to this point and microdosing various drugs that she has never tried. I talk about live streaming the podcast on Chaturbate. John is onboard. Ian shows up late with an entire pantry of ingredients and makes himself a tuna fish sandwich live on air.

Episode #26 - Micro-Aggression

Welcome to the Micro-Aggression episode. The biggest Micro-Aggression on this one is John making me talk about 9/11, a topic in which no one can sound sane doing. There is some off-mic banter in this one, but I don't think it's too bad. Ian's roommate, Justin was moving out and had to work around the three of us talking conspiracies like maniacs.

Episode #25 - PoundMeToo

Ian joined us again this week. He's our new unofficial third member now. He got his first tattoo and talked about getting spinal meningitis as a kid. He also got new underwear and Alex reveals that he's been buying his sexy underwear from China. That was all I listened to between starting this post and typing this description so that's all I can remember. The rest of the episode was pretty good and you should listen to it.

Episode #24 - Baby Legs Up w/ Mat Richards

Alex sits down solo with a friend of the show Mat Richards because John was in Northern Michigan being a cuck for his family. We mostly talk about Mat’s massive drug problem and how it’s not progressing quickly enough. Mat was threatened at a McDonald’s and was traumatized. He’s also a pawn shop guy now. Alex contemplates starting a drug habit so he can be cool like Mat.

Episode #23 - Don’t Piss on a Historical Church w/ Mike Bobbitt

This week we have Mike Bobbitt joining us! THEE Mike Bobbitt. The one from WTF. Which now makes us the unofficial official WTF spin-off podcast. He has albums on iTunes and Spotify which you should check out too. We learn everyone’s nicknames from their childhood (John’s was “The Big Sweaty”). Mike shares that he’s big on gay bear Tumblr. Enjoy Whut-tha-fuckaz!

BONUS EPISODE: Lynch’s Irish Tavern w/ Stewart Huff

This is technically a swap cast Alex recorded with Bart Dangus (Something O'er The Hill) and Shane Dials (This is Funny, Right?) after a show where we all opened for Stewart Huff. If you don't know Stewart you should look him up on YouTube. He's great and should be very famous. We talk to Stewart about his views on comedy and how he feels it should be done. Spoiler Alert: There's no "right" way to do comedy. Wes Ward, the host of the show we did at Lynch's Irish Tavern in Port Huron joins in as well. This was a fun episode, check it out.

Episode #22 - Slow Wet Anus w/ Diego Attanasio

We talk fat presidents, hung presidents and life as a road comic with our friend, Diego Attanasio. Everything said on this episode is 100% accurate. No need to fact check us.