Time for my monthly 1am cry sesh over the Minecraft poem

Show choir dancing's gotta be the goofiest shit I've ever had the misfortune of seeing

I understand you don't want to spay and neuter your dog because you think its natural but your dogs entire existence is unnatural. Its a genetically modified small ass Chihuahua that god never intended to roam the planes of the earth, let alone procreate. Its borderline animal abuse to allow your dog the size of a literal puppy to continue to birth puppies, especially since they KEEP FUCKING DYING.

Moral of the story, spay and neuter your pets. They will get depressed if their children keep dying cause they cant properly care for them, you're a terrible pet owner.

I HATE KARAOKE IN BOOKS DO NOT PLEASE IT GETS ME SO IRRATIONALLY UPSET

If you make book bindings of fanfiction, I hope you fall off a bridge and are in critical condition for a very long time

“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

I'm not a furry but if I had a fursona it'd be a Highland Cow

All I want is to be loved as much as Ozzie loves Fizz. Is that too much to ask. (Yes)

Idk why I think its so funny that Zestial and Ozzie have the same voice actor, but I do

Forever pissed off that Your Love Is My Drug was turned into a meme song, its so fucking FIRE

HELL IS FOREVER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT 🎶🤘💃🕺

Would Husk still be a comfort character for me if he wasn’t a cat? Yes

Has his comfort quality been improved by his fluffy, huggable cat status? Absolutely

Watching Game Grumps stoned out of your mind is a fucking experience dude

These two images are the same prove me wrong.

I have a crush on Larry Johnson

The embarrassment of telling everyone you know that you're super mega gay and really into dudes but realizing years later that you kinda like girls sometimes is unmatched. Like wdym I have to come out as bi now? Sick and fucking twisted is what it is