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Izuku: Oh, I’m such a bad host. Do you guys want anything to drink?
Bakugo: I’ll take water.
Izuku: Okay! Todoroki-kun?
Todoroki: I’ll have a root beer float.
Bakugo:…You can’t just go to someone’s house and tell them to make you a root beer float.
Todoroki: Oh, sorry. What did you get?
Bakugo: Water.
Izuku: I mean, I would. But I don’t have root beer.
Todoroki: Oh, then I’ll have a milkshake then.
Bakugo: Dude, pick a household drink!
Todoroki: I don’t know which ones those are. What did you get?
Bakugo: WATER.
Todoroki: Okay, if I make you ice, can I get a snowcone?
Bakugo: He’s not gonna make you a snowcone!
Todoroki: I have snowcones at my house! I have 27 a day.
Izuku: You have 27 snowcones a day?
Todoroki: Yeah.
Bakugo and Izuku:
Todoroki: You know what, I’m gonna go home and get my flavor syrups. We can make a day out of it.
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Kaminari: what’s that one thing that people eat for breakfast?
Jirou: that could be literally anything
Kaminari: I know, but—well, it’s white
Sero: rice?
Kaminari: no it’s not rice, it’s liquidey
Kirishima: oatmeal?
Sero: that’s not white, it’s khaki
Ashido: khaki is a pants color
Sero: it’s a shade of brown
Bakugou: then just fucking say brown
Kaminari: guys this is about me, not you, and it’s not oatmeal, it’s like—it’s circular and it has a yellow center. and a shell
Jirou: ……you’re kidding
Bakugou: DID YOU REALLY FUCKING FORGET WHAT AN EGG IS —
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And the horse is just chilling there like
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