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singles-bar · 2 years
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bruciemilf · 10 months
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I love love LOVE adorable Baby Jay to death but imagine Baby Tim.
Imagine a baby casually stowing away to your space HQ via your bottomless cape. GL spots it wiggling but no one believes his eldritch cape theory & Batman gaslights him.
GL: IT MOVED!
Batman: It's a cape over a living body.
GL: So you admit there's something under there!
Superman: Uh, yeah? He's wearing it??
Dying at the thought of Baby Timmy being bold and fearless around Batman, saying he'll come with him, help him, protect him, and there's nothing the Bat can do about it.
With Bruce? It's completely different. Tim shape-shifting from this overly confident, cocky, devil may care toddler to Bruce's silent, -- too silent, -- shadow?
Bruce doesn't like that. At all.
"He reminds me of you when you were younger, master Bruce."
Bruce really doesn't like that.
It worries him that Tim doesn't have a favorite color, a favorite food, snack, game, TV show, subject, or a hero he can annoy Bruce with. Not like his brothers.
"He's not my brother, B."
"You can't take him to show and tell, then."
Jason, 12, an angel usually, a little devil when Dick's around, is trying to stuff Tim in his backpack. " No!"
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novaneondream · 2 months
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I never feel more like an NPC than I do whenever there’s a college campus tour 🧍
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juriyuna · 19 days
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Yuu is most easily comparable to a horse or a unicorn haha yuunicorn, but something about her really reminds me of a giraffe, so here's a hastily-made diagram to show what I mean. 🦒 Other points I couldn't fit on the chart are Yuu's height (Kei says she's tall enough to stand out in a crowd) and long eyelashes.
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steamanband · 21 days
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I wouldn't go into the comments of an spg video with a loaded gun there's always people being weird about Zer0 or Rabbit in there
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chewablepebbles · 4 months
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Trying dating again 👍
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jarvis-cockhead · 1 year
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had a dream id gone forward in time by about 15 years but a lot had changed, including the creation of 'living museums', and by that i mean museums of living people imprisoned for crimes against humanity. so ofc there was a whole section for politicians and i was looking around thinking right okay, makes sense, pretty cool. then i saw michael mcintyre imprisoned for not being funny enough and i was like... okay... subjective but whatever ig. anyway then i came to a guy who had a whole room/cell to himself, fully themed with a cool 70s-esque interior, and it was fucking jarvis cocker. and i was like JARVIS COCKER???? WHAT DID HE DO and he did nothing. he was just on display for being cool
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jaysworlds · 10 days
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my toxic trait is i love to scroll through terf blogs. like damn girl you live like this
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warhead · 12 days
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tboy-boone · 2 months
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anyways that one episode where that man guest stars on that show. wowza. my gayness is not as enthusiastic because it's kind of embarrassing to find a man attractive when he has a stupid haircut like that
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cyarsk5230 · 2 months
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steelycunt · 1 year
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happy 2023. starting as i mean to go on so here's to using that sad gay dog as dental floss + enjoying steely dan + being a cunt. for auld lang syne my dear for auld lang syne. or something to that effect
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juriyuna · 2 years
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This scene in CR where Juri and Ranka are talking about the Bat is so funny to me because... she's not dead. She's been held hostage at Janomiya's base for the last few days. The Bat went AWOL and Juri must've gone "huh. haven't seen that fucker around in a while. guess she died" and then never bothered to look into it further.
Imagine being stuck in the enemy's base for like. a week because your leader assumed you were dead with 0 evidence and thus didn't send out anyone to search for you. Help is never coming; you are trapped indefinitely in a dingy abandoned arcade with a bunch of 14-year-olds. Nightmare scenario.
(ranka teams up with the bat later on when she goes to janomiya's base to fight ao, though. do you think she texted juri like "holy shit you are not gonna believe who i just found")
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kizuike · 1 year
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Also I've said this before but furries are not oppressed as much as some of these posts would like you to think
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mlarayoukai · 11 months
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One of the top theories for what happened to the sub was that the carbon fiber cracked and the whole thing imploded
The titan? I can't imagine what they're were going on these final hours if not starvation or low oxygen, I think imploding is a fast, merciful death
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warlordfelwinter · 2 years
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on the subject of big snake Asmodeus this seems an opportunity to share the snakes at work that I've renamed Jazirian and Ahriman (or Jaz and Ahri)
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Jaz is one of if not my favorite reptile at work she's such a gentle sweetie and loves to be held and carried around to say hi to people in the office. Ahri wasn't handled nearly enough and as a result always acts like he wants to bite me
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