Dark magic

Zen: Potato chips are Dark Magic. They're chemically designed to make you want more and more, never feeling satisfied. It's like a curse.

Kara: Better than an actual curse though. Have you ever been Glitter Bombed? Pretty, but it lasts for ages. And it's so damn itchy.

Kevyn: The video of me getting sick from a roller coaster just went viral, and I don't know how to feel about that.

Zen: It's humanizing. I would normally get into how we need an inclusive word for it. 'Peopleizing' doesn't have a ring to it. But no, this one is a human thing.

Brock: 'Aw, look at the elf trying to do human things.'

Kevyn

This is my first attempt at AI-generated artwork. Meet Kevyn Fuego!

Out of touch

Kara: So I ran into my ex the other day. A garden elf. It didn't look like she'd aged a day, and she went on and on about the beauty of the human condition. It's brevity and brilliance and all that, and then she plucked off a rose from her elfy hair and went off with her young friends. I mean, she was trying to compliment me but I just wanted to smack her.

Sara: But you are brilliant, babe. And sexy as hell.

Kara: ❤️❤️❤️

Dating pool

Kevyn: I'm a gay elf in the military. My dating pool is more like a - a hot tub.

Jake: Or a shot glass.

Kevyn: Wait, hot tubs are nice. Let's make it a hot tub.

pan-pansexual

Zen: So if I like guys and girls and others, and elves and humans and the occasional goblin, does that make me a pan-pansexual? Pan times two? Pan to the second power?

Brock: I think it's all covered by the word 'pan', buddy.

Zen: Pan to the pan d-dang d-dang diggy diggy

blog summary

#zenneth valgustus and reblogging from https://www.tumblr.com/blog/randomqueerelfthoughts are where I'll document the random thoughts of the Elves and their friends in my Wattpad book, 'Equilibrium'. It's a contemporary fantasy, so you don't have to worry about getting bogged down with background info. Just a bit of fun:) That said, feel free to check out my book for free at: https://www.wattpad.com/user/glowingspacedoctor

I just had to share the in-process cover art for my Contemporary Fantasy book, 'Equilibrium'. The protagonist, Zenneth Valgustus, is an elf who lives a modern life and I love the blend of the modern with traditional fantasy elements in the cover. It's amazing to see my thoughts come to life. Made by Akira Graphicz.