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keeryparadise · 2 years

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Front-Seat Driver || K.K.

[ ❥ ] PAIRING: Kurt Kunkle x fem!Reader

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[ ❥ ] SYNOPSIS: You have a blind date tonight, but on your way there, your Spree driver decides he has other plans. (PWP)

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[ ❥ ] WORD COUNT: 2.6k

[ ❥ ] WARNINGS: Smut, NSFW, PWP, swearing, kidnapping, almost murder, erotophonophilia (murder kink), dacryphilia (crying kink), p in v sex, sex-tape/recording sex, manipulation??, f oral sex, masturbation, fingering.

[ ❥ ] INCLUDES: Way too much exposition skip skip skip no one cares, psycho!Kurt, dom!Kurt, sub!Reader, Kurt slurping up your tears yum yum, Kurt slurping up a lot of your body fluids in fact, Kurt weirdly being an experienced sex God??,

[ ❥ ] REQUESTED: No

[ ❥ ] NOTES: Here’s a scrap fic I decided to finish so I have more than one thing posted on here (unedited btw i'm so tired). Kurt isn’t SAing you in this btw,, also sorry I was inactive for forever my computer #broke so I couldn't write for weeks ❤

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Air blows softly from your fan, a slow buzz coming from the corner of your room where the fan sits. A citrus candle melts slowly on a shelf, the flicking flame visible in the corner of your eye.

You look at yourself in the mirror, checking if everything was perfect. Is my hair good enough? Is my makeup smudged? Does this outfit look weird? I think I need more perfume. I’ll spray some more.

You wait nervously for your Spree to arrive, fidgeting with your hair with clammy hands. You bite at some loose skin on your lip and feel yourself holding a breath. You haven’t been on a date in almost a year now, and the fact that it was a blind date didn’t make it any better. Why did you agree to this?

You fidget with your hands, pacing around the room quickly, trying to calm your nerves. You think of all the possible ways this could go wrong. There were a lot of ways.

You hear a horn honk from outside your house. Your Spree is here.

You run to grab your phone and purse and shake the last of your nerves off. You blow out your candle and click the fan off, before starting downstairs. The tap of your heels on the tile floor as you approach the kitchen stress you out. You drink a glass of water, take a deep breath, and leave your house before your Spree cancels.

A light gray car sits idly on your driveway. The blackout windows keep you from seeing who was inside, leaving you a little on edge. The app says his name is Kurt. Your hands fidget as you slowly step toward the car’s back door. You swallow deeply before opening the door.

“Kurt?” you ask. You stand outside the car holding the door open as you await a reply.

You crouch down a little to get a look at his face as he turns around to look at you. With a smile, he speaks, “Yep! I’m Kurt from KurtsWorld96, you probably know me.”

The first thing you notice about him is his unique smile. His eyes and his nose scrunch up and his chin tips up slightly. It was like a little kid’s smile. He has a little kid’s haircut too. It’s shaggy and brown and has uneven bangs.

You furrow your brows as you step hesitantly into his car. You notice cameras on every window.

“I hope you don’t mind the cameras.” He straightens his posture, looking behind him to reverse his car out of your driveway, “I need them for safety reasons. Go ahead and take a bottle of water and relax.”

“I-I’m good,” you stammer. He lets out an exasperated sigh in response.

A few minutes of silence go by of you fidgeting and sweating in the backseat of his car. I don’t think I’ve been nervous like this in a while. Is it hot in here?

His cheery voice interrupts the silence, “Soo… where are you going? Like, I know you’re going to a restaurant, but what are you doing there?” He stammers nervously. You see his thumb start to caress the steering wheel slowly.

“My friend set me up on a blind date.” You start to rub the back of your neck, “I haven’t even been on a normal date in over a year, so I’m super nervous.”

You see the driver’s eyebrow twitch slightly in his mirror, “Well I’m glad you didn’t drink that water then, because I’m also supposed to go on a blind date at that restaurant tonight.”

He’s glad I didn’t drink the water? What?

“I guess it’s a not-so-blind date now.” He chuckles nervously, gripping his steering wheel tightly.

“Yeah.” You fake out a laugh.

I can’t believe this guy is my blind date. He’s so… weird.

You sit in silence for the rest of the drive. A thick and uncomfortable silence. The kind of silence that you know you both can feel. It was the longest three minutes of your life.

Kurt speeds past the restaurant the two of you were supposed to meet at.

“Kurt? You just passed the restaurant.”

Kurt gives you a look in his mirror, “I know.”

He presses his foot harder on the gas pedal, and you push back in your seat slightly.

“Kurt, where are we going?” Your knee bounces as you try to study your surroundings through the night’s dark filter.

He tilts his head to the right, “I thought maybe we could go somewhere else instead. Fancy restaurants aren’t really my thing.” He gives the camera a look.

You scoff, “I haven’t eaten since breakfast, Kurt please turn back.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll make you ramen or something.” He gives another look to the camera.

Your face contorts into a confused mess, “Are we going to your house?”

He looks at you again through the mirror, “Yeah obviously, where else would I be taking you?” He rolls his eyes and puts them back on the road.

You kick his seat in frustration, “I don’t know, a park, or maybe the restaurant we were planning to go to in the first place?”

He rolls his eyes, “Just relax, we aren’t even that far from my house now.”

You sit back in your seat, defeated and arms crossed. It’s useless to argue with him now, this man is clearly insane.

After a few more miles, he pulls into his driveway and puts the car in park. He takes his keys out of the ignition and turns around to look at you, “We’re here.” He smiles his stupid little boy smile. He turns back around and grabs his phone from its holder. He opens his car door and steps out, walking up to your door and opening it too, “After you,” he sings sarcastically, waving his arm in a polite way.

You sit still with your arms crossed, refusing to move.

Kurt rolls his eyes, “Come on, get out of the car.”

“No.”

He moves closer to you, reaching his arm over your chest to find the seatbelt, “Come on-”

You push his arms away from you, “No, I’m not getting out!”

He insists, reaching again for the seatbelt, fighting you to get it off. The seat belt clicks, and he starts pulling you out of the car.

“No!” you yell, “Let go of me!”

He’s surprisingly strong and manages to pull you out of the car. You hit your head on the concrete, hard, and you barely have enough time to recover before he picks you up bridal style.

He moves toward the front door with you in his arms and spends a solid minute trying to unlock it without setting you down. He pushes his front door open and carries you to his room. You lay helplessly in his arms, barely conscious.

You hate to admit it, but this is something you’ve fantasized about over and over. Your weird obsession with psychotic characters has corrupted how you think, and you feel almost turned on by this.

“Kurt,” you mutter under your breath, “Kurt, where are we?”

He sets you gently on his bed and kneels next to your helpless body, “We’re in my room.” You see what you think is a smile creep onto his face.

He stands up and walks toward a tripod set up in the center of the room. He places his phone in it and rambles to the camera.

He looks back at you and starts to walk over. He kneels next to his bed to look at you and places a gentle hand on your cheek, caressing it with his thumb, “You’re so beautiful.” He brushes your hair off of your forehead and presses a kiss to it. He gives you a different smile than usual. A smile with eyes coated in intimacy and eyebrows pressed together with desire. Nothing like that little boy smile you thought was so unique.

He studies you through narrow lids, his hand moving from your cheeks to the deep indent in your waist. The sudden heat on that sensitive spot sends a shock down your legs, and you let out a soft whimper. You squeeze your legs closer together at the sudden heat forming in your pants. Kurt notices, shifting his gaze to your lower half. He looks up at his ceiling, chewing on his lip.

“I was going to kill you,” he looks back down at your face and looks you in your eyes, “but that was before I knew I could make use of you.”

You turn away from him and bury your face in his sheets, letting out a quiet whimper. A single tear leaves your eye and absorbs into the fabric.

Kurt shushes you and caresses the top of your head with his hand. He plants a small kiss on the top of your head and grabs your face violently, that action directly contrasting his gentle kiss. He forces you to look at him in his eyes. You feel another tear forming in the corner of your eye. It falls slowly down your cheek, and Kurt sticks his tongue out to lick it away.

“Salty,” he purrs.

A sudden need for him washes over you, your clit tingling at the thought of your walls wrapped warmly around his erection. You barely even know the guy, but somehow he’s got you wrapped tightly around his finger.

“Fuck me, Kurt,” you whisper in a low, raspy tone.

Kurt flinches backward slightly at your sudden submission and smiles. His hand travels down your stomach and into the opening of your skirt. Two of his fingers slowly massage your clit on top of your panties. You bite back a moan and throw your head back slightly into his pillows. His fingers push their way under the hem of your panties and slowly press themselves through your entrance. A soft moan manages to escape your lips.

“Like that?” he breathes.

You nod shakily and practically beg him on top of you with your eyes. You grab onto his shoulder for support and grind into his curling fingers, pushing yourself in and out hungrily. Breathy moans escape your mouth every time you feel the shockwaves from Kurt’s fingertips curling inside your walls.

He slowly pulls his fingers out of you and you give him a quiet whimper. He pushes you away and stands up, sucking your juices off of his fingers.

“You taste so good,” he coos.

You stare up at Kurt and watch him take his shirt off, throwing it carelessly across the room. He steps back toward his bed and mounts himself on top of you, his legs on either side of your hips and his arms pinning your wrists to the mattress.

Kurt presses your lips together softly. He quickly pulls away, leaving you leaning in, begging for more. Kurt starts moving his lips down your body. He sucks the teary flavor from your cheeks and leaves dark hickies along your neck and collarbone. He pulls your shirt down and sucks on each breast hard. His tongue swirls around each nipple, the wet warmth of his mouth sending a twitch to your legs. Each breast is left with a dark magenta spot where his mouth had just been. He leaves gentle kisses down your stomach and stops at the hem of your skirt.

Kurt flips your skirt up and kisses each of your thighs. You push your hips up slightly, and he kisses the wet spot on your panties. A gentle finger caresses your clit, teasing you.

He slides your panties off your body and sets each of your legs on his shoulders to get perfect access to his meal. He flicks the tip of his tongue teasingly on your clit, causing you to flinch. He licked his lips and soon Kurt had his face buried between your thighs.

His tongue made laps around your entrance, going in and out slowly. He flicked at your clit causing you to moan his name every time. He kissed and sucked at the fleshy pink and slurped at your juices. Your back arched every time he found your sweet spot, and eventually, he was only going over that spot. Shockwaves sent down your thighs causing you to press your hips closer into his face.

Kurt stops with one last kiss on your clit and crawls back up to your face. He presses his lips onto yours and lets you taste yourself in his mouth. He starts grinding his hips into your body, and you quickly attempt to pull off his belt. You throw his belt across the room and tear off his jeans. Kurt slides his boxers off and frees his growing erection, precum already shining on the tip. You grab his dick and start slowly pumping. Kurt groans into your mouth, sending vibrations down your throat.

“Oh God, please just put it in,” you beg breathlessly. You let go of his cock, and he slowly presses himself through your entrance.

You let out a breathy moan at the first insertion, and he starts slowly setting a pace. You feel yourself sinking into his cock. You bang your hips together and you moan Kurt’s name every time he finds your g-spot. Your nails dig into his back, and you pull his hips down harder, swearing and moaning his name desperately.

The both of you are panting and whining by the time he says he’s close.

“Oh god, baby I think I’m close,” he moans, “F-fuck. Keep going, just like that.” He stammers and stutters, barely able to form sentences.

“Me too baby, keep going, please.” You desperately try to press him into you deeper each time, but his thrusts are getting sloppy. Your wetness squelches every time he sinks his dick into you.

“F-fuuck, that’s it,” he cries out, his chest heaving heavily, “Oh my god, I’m about to cum.”

He thrusts faster and faster, getting closer every time. You feel the tingle crawling up your thighs, signaling you’re close.

You throw your head back into the pillows, craving the sweet release. His last thrust hit the spot perfectly, and you’re engulfed in an all-consuming orgasm, your entire vision going white and your vocal cords almost bursting from your last moan.

You feel Kurt’s warm cum fill you up, and the moan he lets out nearly gives you a second orgasm.

His muscles barely hold him up over your body and you can see sweat daring to drip off his chin and splatter on your chest. One does manage to drip off and land right in your cleavage. It almost burns.

He pants heavily over you, not daring to make eye contact. You see strands of hair stuck to his forehead and you push them away revealing his eyes. He fixes his gaze on you, his pupils dilating entirely, and he presses himself into you giving you a sloppy kiss.

He pulls away and lets his head dangle, a hot breath finding its way on your neck. “Fuck, that was good,” he rasped. You manage a weak hum in response.

He slowly slides himself out of you. He can barely balance himself as he stands up and hobbles weakly to his camera. You hear him speak to his audience, but it’s all muffled. Your head still hurts and you’re still experiencing the after-shock of it all.

Kurt turns his camera off and stands over you.

“Want a water?” He asks.

“What?”

“You look exhausted, do you want some water.”

“Okay, sure.”

He goes to the other side of his room and retrieves a bottle of water from a corner of his room. He hands it to you and you drink it slowly.

Huh, it tastes kind of funny.

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[ ❥ ] ~ KEERY PARADISE

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harrisonarchive · 1 year

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George Harrison, backstage in Philadelphia, PA, on August 16, 1966; photo by Bob Bonis.

“[George showed us] his music room, which has one wall covered with the famous Harrison guitars, his collection of Indian instruments and a small jukebox standing just by the door. I looked at the titles on the jukebox and there were very few Beatle songs amongst them. The Beach Boys, Mamas and Papas, Lovin’ Spoonful, the Stones were all well represented.” - The Beatles Monthly, January 1967

“George Harrison’s Fab Forty… George — like all the Beatles, incidentally — has his own juke box at his Esher home. It’s in his ‘den.’ Along with tape recorder, radio and record player. […] But back to the juke box. It’s a KB. Maybe you saw it in the film ‘Help’? Says George: ‘It’s so much easier to have all my favorite records on the juke box at once. It saves me going through piles of records to find the ones I want. Then when I get sick of them, I just throw them out and put some new ones in.” - Tony Hall, Record Mirror, January 1, 1966

George’s Top Ten… 1 “Harlem Shuffle” — Bob and Earl 2 “Good Things Come To Those Who Wait” — Chuck Jackson 3 “Be My Lady”/“Red Beans and Rice” — Booker T and the MGs 4 “Please Crawl Out Your Window” — Bob Dylan 5 “Baby, You’re My Everything” — Little Jerry Williams 6 “Back Street” — Edwin Starr 7 “Work, Work, Work” — Lee Dorsey 8 “The Little Girl I Once Knew” — The Beach Boys 9 “My Girl Has Gone” — The Miracles 10 “I Don’t Know What You’ve Got /But It’s Got Me)” — Little Richard (“[P]arts one and two — the second is George’s favorite.”)

The rest… 11 “I Can’t Turn You Loose” — Otis Redding 12 “My Girl” — Otis Redding 13 “I Believe I’ll Love On” — Jackie Wilson 14 “Plum Nellie” — Booker T and the MGs 15 “Everything Is Gonna Be Alright” — Willie Mitchell 16 “A Sweet Woman Like You” — Joe Tex 17 “Something About You” — The Four Tops 18 “I Got You” — James Brown 19 “Ain’t That Peculiar” — Marvin Gaye 20 “Turn, Turn, Turn” — The Byrds 21 “See Saw” — Don Covay 22 “I’m Comin’ Through” — Sounds Incorporated 23 “Don’t Fight It” — Wilson Pickett 24 “Bootleg” — Booker T and the MGs 25 “I Ain’t Gonna Eat Out My Heart Anymore” — The Young Rascals 26 “Respect” — Otis Redding 27 “Try Me”/“Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag” — James Brown (“instrumentals”) 28 “I’ve Been Loving You Too Long” — Otis Redding 29 “All Or Nothing” — Patty Labelle and her Belles 30 “Pretty Little Baby” — Marvin Gaye 31 “Oowee Baby, I Love You” — Fred Hughes 32 “The Tracks of My Tears” — The Miracles 33 “Yum Yum” — Joe Tex 34 “Agent 00 Soul” — Edwin Starr 35 “Money” — Barrett Strong 36 “Some Other Guy” — Ritchie Barrett (“George’s ‘Revived 45’ list — he’s dug these since they first came out.”) 37 “It Wasn’t Me” — Chuck Berry 38 “Mohair Sam” — Charlie Rich 39 “Let Him Run Wild” — The Beach Boys 40 “Do You Believe In Magic” — The Lovin’ Spoonful

“George really knows his records. It’s always a pleasure to talk to him about them.” - Tony Hall, Record Mirror, January 1, 1966 (x)

George's "Fab Forty" playlist: on YouTube, and on Spotify.

#George Harrison #quote #quotes about George #quotes by George #Kinfauns #George's jukebox #1966 #1960s #1967 #George's jukebox feature #fits queue like a glove

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prestonmonterey · 5 months

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camp here and there thoughts

considered spamming my friend, but instead ill put stuff here.

this is all my thoughts from as im listening to it, btw

sydney and jedidiah are quincent confirmed?!! (not clickbait)

i will literally eat up any character named rowan no questions asked

the first bit with the penguins reminds me of burrows end

one of my favorite silly weird things is time going past the numbers it should (reminds me of everything is fine. i think it was like, the first episode? digital clock goes from 2:59 to 2:60? super cool, love it)

"let us live to die another day" (will you live to see tomorrow or die another dayyy// once a spy always a spy.... sorry, sorry)

i love that theres emojis in the transscripts

i feel so bad for the vegans at camp

mentions of apocalypse? a character called rowan? (you know what time it is folks: obscure lyric references!!!! (my beautiful apocolypse, if i asked you to be mine, would our purposes align?) again, sorry. ill stop. no i wont.)

woo! sydney feelings hour!

i love syndey telling his tape recorder not to tell anyone about his hallucinations

ok random thing i just noticed the titles have like part of the one before them and part of the one after and thats just pretty cool

why is the sky always bad

sydney being very normal about death and jedidiah bein like 'no' is also very quincent

interesting the 'when you die you will rot' is a recurring thing

sydeys laugh is so cute i love himmm

ok so theres like a spider cabin, moth cabin, ladybug cabin and BATTLE CABIN?

children being bribed by sugar is one of the most realistic parts of this

ok but the distinction between reanimation and true necromancy is actually really cool

sydney as much as i love you why the heck did you say thick like that

(when youre a ghost recorder, no one knows your name, but they wont try to stop you if you arent playing the game)

'our bedroom' actually screaming

the voice acting is such yum

again, sydneys noncholance about death related things

omg gay?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poor jedidiah is so pathetic and bbg

for the record i hate oposite day too

gasp: a navarro (makes sense shes a tyrant) (im refrencing gentlemens guide to love and murder? i think? i dont even know at this point)

i love that all of ep 5 is sydney being too extra and jedidiah being the most exasperated

ok so maybe the implication is that matthew isnt human, but also ppl can have extra color cones, but only afab ppl bc color cones are in the x chromosome (thats also why men are more likely to be color blind) so trans matthew hc now

sydney are your eyes ok??

justice for sydneys fancy soap

if someone does magic and hurts sydney i will cry

ok so now with confirmation that they use analog clocks i really wana know what they look like

also i was thinking about why the music from last ep reminded me of something v specific and i think its yokai watch?

"babe" ok theyve got to be gay right???

sydneys allergic to seeing goo? interesting

father time? a bastard? omg you know what time it is (hehehe time bastard)

sydney and jedidiah are so cute im actually going to die

aww i want lava cake w real lava :( (fun fact by strange definition water is technicaly a form of lava)

ok so the amount of wholesomeness makes me think something bad is going to happen

"theyre penny loafers :("

rowan rowan rowan rowan rowan rowan!!!

the audio design is so yummy idk if i said that already

(uhh i accidentaly skipped most of ep six so back to that)

(the elephant man is just dead ambrose and sydney is vincent if they werre better at communicating)

"worms arent people" uh, YES THEY ARE, rude.

jedidiah whatever your project is it cant be so important that you havent played chess with your bf in A COUPLE OF YEARS wtf

(ok now to regularly scheduled friendship goo)

sydney calling the camper different animals is one of my favorite things

why is the sky always fucked up

"scary things like...men" sir you are men (but also same i am so scared of men and also are men)

jeDIDiah lmao

"your husband" and sydney just goes with it

ok but why is sydney slowly giving more and more louis taopp vibes (plz dont be like him)

i love casual loredrops about chocolate shortages

"friends" sure.. sure.

ok... so sydney did know that jedidiah had pics of him in his office? bc they used to be on the corkboard/?????

poor bb sydney is sad that his husband isnt telling him things

"[Scoffs] Friend. As if we’re not… we’re not… [Sighs] we’re not." noo im gonna actually cry (i am- i was... i'm supposed to be the best/ref)

i wanna see sydneys haunted house and skeleton cat drawings :(

"Put the Silly Putty back. You don’t need more Silly Putty." (my friends @ me when i watch another musical) (myself @ me when i eat another one of rowans fandoms >:3)

"co-nurse" idk if hes actually the assistant or not but i think sydney calls him that bc control? bc he wants power

also jedidiah uses am and pm which is interesting bc i dont think sydney does

ok now i get why sydney doesnt like joshua

the trivia sections of fan wikis are my favorite thing on this planet. "it is unknown whether or not the color green exists"

btw they actually mention green eggs and ham in ep 1 so i think its at least a concept

i still hc trans matthew. no fan wiki can take that away from me >:(

juniper daddy issues confirmed??

"Well, we can — petition her!" (i will try to petition my father/ref sorry sorry sorry)

Wait, one more: Cunt. (uuh, fucker /ref. will anyone even get that one? its filled my brain. i dont remember any quotes before or after... it's taopp. uh, the scene with louis and jason in the hallway or something)

we love sydney trauma dumping 2 mins into an ep

i wonder if he sometimes forgets hes broadcasting to a bunch of middle schoolers

i wonder if joshua knows that middle schoolers arent usually 14

i love that sydney doesnt know what oatmeal is

sydney: if only my husband would play 20 dimensional chess w me :(

"Lucille has a flamethrower. You have to listen to what she says." the only lesson ever

natsume def has parent issues

just remembered that the trees produce defensive slick

i want teethh flowers :(

"and I fear that the end is near." (the end is coming, the end is coming! /ref)

"as sweet, and patient, and motherly, and forgiving as she is" so... not at all?

i love the silly old timey music omg its so fun

gasp cannon date. thats crazy. someone better have a timeline theory bout this.

aww no teeth flowers? :(

im concerned about sorens stones

is the ticking clock new? it feels new

oh huneee :(

just remembered the notes in the description. thats lore, right? prolly im too lazy to check.

Word to the wise: you ever come across that statue, do not look her in the eyes. (the fact that it rhymes too) (someone should make a cover of a word to the wise but with this line) (please?)

matthew appreciation time

sydney mommy issues?

jesus heck how many cabins are there?

is that what the pebbles were for???? im still scared.

sydney's silly drum roll gives me life

im actually so in love with matthew

sacrificial rituals, yay!

D: can they just be gay and happy? please?

they better get happy >:(

the spooky is rly goodd tho

mommy issues: the episode?

again, we love sydney trauma time before minute 3 of the episode

mila is a theater kid confirmed?!

sydney it seems like theres alot to unpack about your mom...

i dont think i want to know what horn sap is

"It’s all very delightful, b-but quite strange" idk the way he says that line is so vincentcore

im v worried for marie ann

"Don’t worry — they aren’t real ants. But it is a real log! " honestly id rather eat ants than a whole tree

"bending over to whisper in my ear." sydney is a short king <3

ohh the centipedes

i love the contrast of ideas its super spooky.

“I’ve just got to do better,” (never let yourself rest, they can try to despise you, but not your success) (also ambrose vibes. idk, but like maybe jedidiah has a similar 'if im perfect then people will finally love me' thing goin on?)

“Give me a hard time, okay? We both deserve that.” (more ambrose vibes)

i think hes looking for validation from lucille?

i like that the va's voice patterns makes it clear when hes talking quietly even though the audios still at the same volume

"I know I’ve constructed a few effigies in my time. " (effigies of the god appolo, dickweed /ref)

"There is a clear block of resin on my desk with a centipede inside. He wants to swap places with me. Lately, I am tempted to let him." spooky

(last couple eps had, like, news broadcasts at the beginning? idk if its been like that the whole time, but probably lore stuff.)

o no is it rock time? (also soren sounds like such a cartoon character i cannot get over it)

is mother of stones the reanimation lady from the death fields or whatever?

i love that the only actually vegan thing given to the vegans so far is assorted leaves

i have a feeling that normal day might not be normal...

idk why would worshiping a statue of stones to be reborn into a second life in the middle of the forest be illegal?

ohh its bc normal day i already forgot/

" Un-resurrect? Un… resurrect… Were we going to “surrect” the rabbit?" (i prefer 'mercy killing' /ref)

i want juniper and joshua rivals to lovers/rivals to friends content. just putting that out there.

sydney just kill the rabbit

ok the fact that sydney is worried about this death-related thing is really unsettling

aoisfeorgijefmoigjt4ri4tgoirjjitog this is so spooky i love it so much

sydney needs proper therapy

"I know I’m beating a dead horse, but the guy wants something from me, and he does something to me, and I don’t like that he just gets to be around no matter how much I protest!" (grace when max)

and it all comes back to control

poor baby boy

:(((((((((((((((((((((((

(poor boy, tormented /ref)

why he bri'ish

nevermind i dont want juniper content anymore

"jeddie, m'boy"

why does anyone like him

yes, yes rowan is handsome

himbo juniper, but i still hate him

"it’ll steal all your nutrients until you wither and die!" (its infectious, its deadly, its one to be feared /ref)

"I’ve always wanted to be killed by something that loved me." dont. dont say that sydney.

soren is the dark magic sugar daddy of camp. prove me wrong.

"Would a child really do that? Just come to Summer Camp and tell lies?" yes. they would.

song? song!!!!

if this isnt on the soundtrack imma be pissed

idk how to explain this, but salems voice is really sharp

i certainly dont want to know what ostrich cream is...

if this makes sydney bottle up his feeling and muck up his relationship with jedidiah more im not gonna be happy

(ok so i was just informed that its going to get worse and,, i dont know how to emotionally prepare myself.) (also its past 10:30 pm so bear with me if my thoughts get a lil incoherent. as if they ever were coherent)

cant remember if this happens with sydney too but theres static when jedidiah says the time. interesting

so sydneys smoke thing is unique to him??

we do love occupying characters with a physical task during conversations

ig marisol prioritizes efficiency and salem prioritizes the wellbeing of the kids

also salem dont badmouth sydnel like that

gay??

more confirmation that sydney needs therapy

im v glad marisols on sydneys side

jedidiah is bein kinda silly, marisols like 'he makes me uncomfy' and hes like 'just dont feel uncomfy'

if only sydney and jedidiah were as good at communication as the sapphics

love that sydney is like 'dont swear!!!!' but dumps all of his trauma on the kids

noo im sad :(

"It’s a laaaaaazy day today." <<<(me tomorrow after not sleeping all night)

nothing bad better happen on the speepy day >:(

"Men. Men sure are mysterious." mood

"I can’t describe how it feels to see a blue sky… almost… apocalyptic. " i love subverting expectations and turning something ordinary into something completely paranormal.

also vambrose moment (the apple)

o great thats where the canibalism comes in

eugh

i do not want

(and this is why salem is worried about you buddy. dont share stuff like that with kids.)

on the other hand kids arent, like innocent to this type of thing, really. i used to babysit my friends lil sister ( i think she was in 2nd or 3rd grade?) shed make lego skits about people murdering eachother, with like, a lot of detail too. and i dont think she was raised on particularly violent media. she played pokemon go on her parents phone or doodles in kids drawing apps. i think kids just kinda gravitate towards these kinds of things, especially if theyre told theyre not supposed to.

o no sydney being normal about the elephant man is not good

"You get hungry." hungy theme within his dreams?

"I like animals because they never forget to be scared: of starving, of getting eaten, of getting hurt or sick." also reaccuring thing from the bunny

and centipede thing. and ants. (im guessing bc its a dream it s lots of things relating to his current situation, especially thematically) (also i believe ants were brought up at some point when he said something along the lines of 'it felt like ants were eating my stomach lining'

the writing is so good its unfair

"I should never have forgotten to be scared." this is really interesting bc so far hes only been really scared by the elephant man.

"and none of the birds could speak English." ok i think its extremely disturbing to consider the fact that 'its a uniquely human thing to surpress pain' so the birds CAN talk but theyre still animals. they never forget to be scared and they never think to hide their discomfort.

also geez this episode is so dark compared to the others. it makes sense in universe, bc most of this is going on in sydneys head.

noo matthew was affected he better be ok after >:(

also appreciation for the slowing music, i didnt really register at first but thats definitely bc of the weird time happenings. and then the crank and it speeds up? super cool!

this series is so fun!!!

im a bit worried that jedidiahs 'extra special clock' may have something to do with his project? especially considering he has a lot of clocks around his office

more hungy, i think that bc he was hungy but didnt really realize it bc time weirdness, it seeped into his dreams somehow?

appreciation for sydney being able to eat garlic bread

also interesting thing, idk if its relevant in universe or just a writing thing, but no matter what happens with time it seems to always be resolved for sydney to know when 25:25 is.

oh fuck the canibalism is back

icky

i do not want

nope nope nope its getting worse

sorry im blood squeemish

more elephant man lore

kinda spooky. maybe his powers rely on electricity? or theres some greater creature hes afraid of that haas that effect

appreciation for the ending music of ep 16, and also just all the music in that ep.

hive? (the apothiosis is upon us?)

also really different music for the intro. idk if its like a genre or something related to hives, but its style really reminded me of queen b from nightmare time.

i want a waterslide to nowhere

i dont want a bri'ish man talkin bout 'beans on the cob' to be responsible for my safety, like, ever.

more sydney lore! poor bb sounds like he needs a hug. particularly from one Jedidiah A.A. Martin

i love the corporate bg music during harmlessmart its such a nice touch.

matthew matthew matthew matthew

fresh honeycomb sky.. hive theming?

this is exactly the shenanigans that middles schoolers get upto when theyre realeased into the woods

" So it has been, and so it will be; eternal in all directions in time." idk i just like this quote,

more ants

sports crystals = pokey?

bee tsunami

so he is co-nurse... when does jedidiah ever do his job? where is he?

noo sydney not the corner bread

comunicate!!! please!!!

"but he must love me, right?" :(((((((((((((((((

" — my journals." of course jedidiah only cares when it relates to his project. so quincycore, but if quincy didnt care about his bf.

idk if i should keep watching this tonight. on one hand, if i keep watching i might cry bc sad, but if i stop i will definitely cry.

"He would always be the father, and I would always be the mother" (blitzstonecore)

"How he could love something so much… and forget to feed it." (he loves sydney, he just forgets to take care of him. in the way sydney needs, instead of the way jedidiah thinks he needs.)

a grey sky

reading wikis again, and the warriors thing is just such a mood, and idk if the creators understand dnd stats properly, or if he jus sucks that much at living, but negative stats are not possible. like players usually cant get below a 3. and -4 means he has like -7 con, so he has 1 hit points at first level, which is really pathetic. yes im going to nerd about this. (i think its super funny bc, like sure w a 19 for wisdom he probably wouldnt fail wis saves, but on the off chance that he did, viscious mockery, a bard cantrip, will knock him out no matter what, and if it rolls i think a 3 or 4 it completely kills him. he could be killed by a single insult.)

(ive been informed that this will make more sense once i finish it, and now im v scared)

(also prolly shouldnt be reading the wiki rn bc spoilers, but im doin it anyway.)

again, the stats are SO EXTREME. not as bad as sydney. he could feasibly weild a weapon (strenghth or dex if finesse i think) he has reasonable con which is good bc wizards have absolutely no health. idk whats up with his wisdom (ive heard it described as 'street smarts' and int as 'book smarts' but i think it kinda goes hand in hand with rizz for interactions, bc its used for like insight, which is kinda important to talk to people.) (thats actually something id say maybe doesnt work well with sydneys high wis. so far it seems like, while he is quite observant, hes not always super great at reading the room, or at least thats what ive gathered)

also idk about the charisma bc so far jedidiah seems a bit more put together in the persuasion/deception/intimidation area of things.

might eep now. that means its a great time for you to drink some water.

do it. stay hydrated. it mustve taken a ton of mental energy to get through this post, so you should take a break. get a glass of water, get a snack, take care of yourself. (sleep if its past midnight or if your name is rowan) then you can come back and finish reading this shitshow :]

ok its morning time to finish this (maybe)

restarted ep 16 bc i forgor

omg wait sydneys usin am and theres static

i love that theres a credit card stealing fish.

no sydney youre doing it again what did salem say

relation to sydneys worms?

"If he didn’t value these creatures when they were alive, why was he so affected by their deaths?" STOP NO IM ALREADY SAD I GET IT

and thats why sydney wont kill the centipede?

w h a t

spooky music

is the hive conected to the elephant man?

excuse me did he just call worms many legged creatures (ig like worms as in maggots and caterpillars and silkworms, not earthworms)

i love that theres always some counselors that dont get to participate in the camp meetings

sydneys impression of jedidiahs voice is so silly

"But I like endings; I like closure. That was the point of this whole exercise." more with sydney being more ok with death perhaps?

“Ha. Abandoning your child in a lake . . . . so that’s what motherhood means for you?” NO NO NO NO NO :(((

"But I am not my mother." so this is why hes so protective of the kids?

rowan hero?

this feels less like a hive and more like an egg

rowan hero!

bad smoke, different smoke?

hive queen

ye i was right, it egg

so they WERE gay at some point???

interesting that jedidiah doesnt mention the elephant man breaking into his office

he frames it as 'im worried about sydney' even though hes been ignoring sydneys concern until it affected himself

ye ye lucille gets it he only cares about himself and his project

hes emotionally attatched to sydney, but he doesnt take care of him, because he doesnt understand what it means to not be taken care of

sydney taught himself how to love, and he makes a conscious effort to try his best, but he prioritizes the kids because he doesnt want to be like his mom

ye ye lucille call out the lil guy

lucille has the same thoughts about the elephant man as jedidiah did before he tried to take the journals

noticed the clock ticking

ohh so spooky bad stuff in the journals?

jedidiahs trying to keep sydney safe, reminds me of the "it was cozy and safe, like a prison" thing

also lucille bein his mom explains why sydney and jedidiah are close?

jedidiah doesnt like death, maybe hes afraid of it. because its closure, like sydney said. bc he doesnt know how to care about something while its alive, so he settles for greiving when its gone.

also the ending 'do not anger it" is a repeat i think?

o no more tree stuff?

am again and static

at least today the vegans get somethig they can maybe eat?

so he is the assisstant nurse? confusion

buddy are you sure thats not a corpse

assuming the things jedidiahs getting shipped in are related to his project, hes making progress?

again with him prioritizes his project above sydney

also minor thing about the lunch b i feel like hes kinda underestimating sydneys intelligence (of course judging by the dnd stats its barely above average) and thats also v quincy of him

also i think he forgot to say the time, but theres static for dinner, prolly bc pm

interesting i dont remember when sydney switched. was it always like that? 19:04 PM implies a 19:04 AM, and thats a lotta hours

sydney appreciating nature

do you even like goo arts? arent you allergic to goo

ok really interesting that they bring this up bc sydney was just talking about how he and jedidiah had a bag of acorns that they took home? and they were fine

plant spooky

related to project?

time static

:((((

his lil eep is v cute

not even chess. bro why do you even check on him if youre too tired to play chess

clock tic

physically safe.

sad gay

more clocks tic

no you cant end the ep like that

sydneys still gone :(((((

juniper no one likes you dont laugh at your own jokes

oh but rowan honey is getting juniper to his job worth putting up with his horrible voice and personality

its extremely ironic that jedidiah is responsible for mediating counselor arguements when he doesnt comunicate with his own husband

"how do I explain to you that you need to care about other people?" DONT SAY THAt... it makes me sad...

"I worry about you sometimes, though, y’know?" heres a concrete difference between juniper and jedidiah: juniper actually makes the effort to care about rowans worry, even if he cant empathize with it. honestly i think this episode is included to show jedidiah through a different light, bc so far it seems like him and juniper are very similar.

they both rarely do their actual work, and have someone they care about who has a (maybe) irrational fear of something they cant understand

"You keep saying all this nice shit to him like it means anything and then consistently letting him down with your behavior." showing jedidiah recognises these traits in other people but not himself.

"Your actions are what matter to the people around you, not your words or your intentions or your thoughts or your fucking anything else but your actions, and your actions show Sydney loud and clear that you don’t give a shit about him." aaand he let it slip. he knows hes doing the same, maybe? some part of him gets that.

hopefully after this there will actualy be some kind of positive change?

not sure if this is important, as i havent been reading the other log thingies, but under minor insight into it repeats a bullet point

theory: the elephant man took sydney???

"I promise you kids I will attend dutifully to the nurse’s office in Sydney’s absence. Or, I’ll make sure someone is, at least." more jedidiah avoiding his actual job, similar to juniper

again sydney prioritizes knowledge above all else, maybe a similarity to jedidiah

"One by one, we all stay alive…" cant remember if this was like an endy thing but it sounds familiar.. either way super spooky

yvonne dyslexic not clickbait?

"Of course I can, it’s — plain English." ok interesting def a thing about either yvonne or jedidiah, bc like they dont see the notes the same???

"I wanted her to get angry. I wanted a fight. I wanted consequences. I… I wanted… it to matter." he wants closure. he wants people to care about him

"She was kind then. So was Jedidiah." :(

:(((((((((((((

"really hard to believe that he would just — get up and leave." jedidiahs frustrated by the thought that sydney might not care about him like he thought?

another mention of religion. yvonne also mentioned praying in the last ep, and a while ago sydney talked about jedidiah being a 'good christian boy' or something like that

nvm that was the beginning of the last ep

im very good at life as you can tell

sorry back to 22

this is so strange

nother mention of religion

"My heartbeat has synced up with the ceaseless ticking… " reminds me of a comment i saw relating jedidiahs clocks to his heartbeat? idk i dont remember

this is... really disturbing. i dont know why

"holy day". interesting

this feels manipulative

no no elephant man if you turn sydney against jedidiah i will be very angy

wait isnt this like cult tactics, like asking someone to meet up in a low stakes setting, love bombing, asking them to do something to prove their loyalty. (i vaguely remember this from some yt video i watched about cats)

"Show you a love you have never known." hes preying on sydneys desire to be wanted, to be cared about

this is so unsettling my god.

" Jedidiah’s search party " means lucille aproved it?

"I mean, y’know, live like you’re dying, right? " (exexprincecore)

"What do you mean “that’s one way to put it”? Yvonne, these are blank papers!" enchanted papers?????????

ok sydney dont lie to them'

"Um. Okay. Listen. Sydney… I don’t want to lose you." but he doesnt really care, still

clock ticking

"the tree finds human happiness nauseating." huh.

"violent criminal history in the state of arkansas" thats all i could catch from the news thingy at the start, for some reason its not on the ep transcripts :(,,, but didnt elijah say hes from arkansas??? is that anything?

theres still static with the time

theyre dead?? like straight up?? all of cabin widow spider?

oh ok theyre not fully dead

as, like, the only sane person who cares about the elephant man, i wonder what marisols reaction is?

sports field? what about the musically inclined crystals?

hhehehe forgot that soren sounds like a cartoon villain

he nya like cat

...does the project have some relation to necromancy????????

tap tap tap tap tap tap

so crackers and butter cookies count as bread???

" but without death, it will never live." (to show ya the horror of stayin alive) (sorry sorry sorry sorry)

"Not because we want to, but because we must." ^^^^

wait wait wait i think i remember the one by one thing. but it was "one by one we all survive" and then "one by one we all stay alive" or something lik e that, so its interesting that it changed.

"but I can’t believe any amount of money would convince her to completely ignore the safety of the kids." again thingy with prioritizing the kids

"Seems this strain of mold just turns us into zombies, like… interpersonally?" mood

hahahaha juniper already is like that so the mold didnt have any effect

hun he is definitely deliberately manipulating yp

ok so idk about any of endy bits so far but it keeps bringing up not angering it and they "youve angered it" and im guessing if anything it has something to do with elijah??? or the project?? maybe both idk

"It’s like you don’t even care about the kids here anymore." huh

and it all comes back to control.

"Jedidiah… [Sigh] this mediation session isn’t for you and me." they need to go to couples therapy

" [Whisper] I miss you. .... I’m such a fucking idiot. " :((((

can the gays just be happy? just for a little bit? can elijah go away? can everyone please for the love of god or whatever just be happy for one goddamed moment?

no am, still static

i dont think thats a river

also, 'rapids'? he said like a moment before it was still, which kinda means its just more lake, and the land partially seperating it is an island

"they’re hungry for a sense of intellectual superiority." i love that the creatures in and around camp are half spooky half completely mundane

ye for once i think junipers right its more like a moat

"For today’s breakfast we have an eel’s head stuck upon a 500-year-old sword and slathered with pea mush — a hometown delicacy suggested by Juniper. He says they call it “scrumpledydumps!”" (ugh. british people.)

hc sydneys proficient in animal handling

... he feels like a curse and not in control of his life :(

forgot about the macaronis

uhh wouldnt a bridge make the hunt like destroy cam

(the horse? the divorce? /ref)

"I can’t figure out what this poor fox eats." is this a reference to the fly thing? showing contrast bc sydney actually thinks to take care of it?

still no am or pm but theres static

:((((((((((((((((((

please let them be happy? (this is why i stil havent finished yellow jacket. i simply cannot handle characters being sad or the undeniable feeling that something terrible is going to happen)

"the tree also finds human fear nauseating." huh.

clocks. are we finally gonna learn more about the project/??

no more river

beeping

what the actual f u c k is going on

id let matthew poison me with arsenic

holy fucking shit

i love that sydney raises his voice when he does an imression of joshua

"You know, when I was a kid, a large portion of my daily diet consisted of complimentary condiment packets from the school cafeteria."...sydney are you okay?/?????

at this point the static is kind of comforting. the only thing consistent at camp other than sydneys trauma

more beeping

huh??? i swear hamsters have been mentioned before

ye ye ye

how does sydney know what hamsters eyes look like if theyve been extinct for millions of years????

" 2:01 AM" WHOA thats new.... is it bc of maintenence? perhaps?

still static

oh fuck no i forgor about the journals

more clocks

FUCK

(extra thing this kinda reminds me of holloweane a bit just bc of the like not being able to give info, of course ms holloway does WANT to, and does try to tell duke, but anyway)

(and now i gotta go do stuff. why did i agree to do stuff after that episode. damn. anyway. this is your reminder to take a break from my ramblings. get some water, stretch, focus your eyes on something that isnt a screen. and of course, if your name is rowan, you should sleep probably)

hi im back

birds. huh.

and a clock tickin, but it stopped before the click.

apple=jedidiah?

what about the second hand???

clocks have knowledge. sydney wants it.

this musics quite the jam

is petrfified wings a thing? it feels farmiliar

" 25-26-100 hour days." hwhat the hell

he wants to be a clock? he wants to be flexible?

is this the extra special clock that fucked up time in that one episode?

wheat feild? related to the death fields? i think sydney mentioned someones wheat allergy in that ep

this is v strange

something.. something train related happened to his dad?

is.. is the next event sydneys death? jedidiahs death?

thats why he doesnt like it? why hes scared of death?

knowledge. thats what they both seek.

FUCK NO elijah go away i dont like you >:(

of course, elijahs using him to get information. also HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW ALL THIS (sydney please get away from that creepy stalker)

"hot tea with honey is good for sore throats." (goddamit emma now i gotta make a tea with honey /rref)

the weird audio thing in the background right after the episode title reminds me of my printer.

poor campers, no salt. nothing better happen to matthew >:(

at least sydney stopped spreading propoganda about the elephant man

oh also hes back to saying the time, am and pm, and our dear friend static

fuck

thats a lot of blood

w h a t

static please help me

what do they have against france

" it’s so funny to watch the fumes struggle to conjure anything worse than what I’ve actually been through." >:0

"[HE BUTCHERES THE PRONUNCIATION]" me too buddy, me too

did...did sydney get a clock?

o no are the penguins gonna come back

sydney are you okay???

all of this better be on the soundtrack

[HE BEGINS TO HYPERVENTILATE AND CRY.] (mee too budy, me too)

" Are you ready? Why did you lie?" w h a t

ok ok ok im definitely gonna finish this today bc if i dont ill stay up thinking about it anyway

more god, sin and death stuff. also mention of adam, possible relation to up and adam? (intro bit still sounds like a hyperventilating printer)

(this is so long i wonder if anyones actually made it this far. wait atcually the fandoms small so prolly.) (i bet rowans reading this. i bet hes not actually sleeping like i told him to, twice.)

NO ELIJAHS BACK (idk if anyone else is here but i am a member of the elijah hate club)

brought up the ceremony thing again. (still seems kinda cultish)

quiet beeps

louder beeps

this "stupid man" sounds a bit like jedidiah...

"He did not understand how to feed it" again the starving thing

or, is it elijah? idk im confused

also wtf is goin on w the accent

so muse is definitely sydney, prophet is elijah, so yeah i think the architect is jedidiah

"I will be the one to crystalize the truth of your perfection" (uh oh is he gonna pull an ambrose)

kinda sounds like hes gonna set sydney on fire

FUCK SYDNEY YOU BETTER TELL JEDIDIAH (pls just make them be okay)

"…I’m going to start sleeping in the room with Jedidiah again." ok ok thats progress good.. maybe hes not so distrusting of jedidiah anymore??? at least hopefully itll help w his pain

silence.

(reading comments) i saw some ppl saying sydney died and got revived and that makes sense considerign the story but also WHAT THE FUCK

reason jedidiah wont tell him about the project? or why hes so intent on keeping him physically safe? (how much does he know about elijah, bc elijah seems to know a lot about him)

another mention of god in the news before the title

no more printer sounds? maybe i just wasnt payin attention

"Hey, what’s this co-nurse stuff? Aren’t you Sydney’s assistant?" joshua out here askin the real questions

idk whats goin on but somethng seems really off

clock

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. that is no way to end an episode. again, this is why i cant finish yellow jacket. i do not like the sad.

idk if its just me but elijah sounded a bit different.

shit this is already episode 31.

trees

also um fuck what the hell is that title. the pyre??? sydneys just gonna go with it?! dude hes gonna set you on fire !!!

also side note taking a moment to appreciate the pacing of the series so far, the whole time its felt like just the right amount is happening, it never feels too rushed or boring. also the attention to detail and callbacks and references are amazing

oh fuck he mentioned the penguins. that means jedidiah will knwo he was looking for the journals

wow it s been a while since he talked about the sun or the moon, kinda nice to hear about the sky again. of course now im remembering jedidiah talking abotu the stars and im sad again.

the moon was in the sky all day? is that normal?

oh. she wants control. like how sydney talked to elijah. to prove he has control. to make a choice.

"was that being fed is not always the same as being nourished." back to the starving thing.

the clock is back

he misses jedidiah :(

still dont know whats goin on with the centipede

"I need to prove I’m worth something to you" (ambrosecore)

"My body is whole. My body is eaten.' spooky.

they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy they better get happy

32!

glitchy walky talkies? i think thats that kind of beep. something something something RADIATOR? idk as someone whos bad at listening, i kinda wish they put the beginning bits in the transcript, but i guess thats bc mysteries???

static is back. aw, the moon has returned to her duty.

"Ahhhhh, to overthrow nature…" reminds me of the natural order thing joshua said during the camp revolt thing

also i was so right about elijah's culty stuff

communication? are they gonna be happy, maybe, at some point???

...i may have read spoilers in the wiki that they get together in 34, so i hope that means theyll be happy.

fuck fuck fuck fuck noo no non on no no elijah stay away

"Am I alone… ? " D:

glad he has a gun. that definitely cant backfire in any possible way...

fuck fuck fuck why is cabin dungbeetle like thhis

sound design is still so fuckin sick

jedidiah describing sydney: he's, uh, fuck, idk hes hot?

hes so pathetic /affectionate

OH FUCK ELIJAH KIDNAPPED HIM!!! TONIES WHY DIDNT YOU START WITH THAT WHAT THE HELL

no no no you can t end on cliffhangers like that (i say as if im not gonna watch the next one in like a minute) (i could never watch shows or podcasts as they come out i would actually die from the cliffhangers)

oh wait its not the end of the ep.

again sound design is immaculate

if sydney dies at the end of this series so will i, just putting that out there. (oh same with jedidiah)

YO OMG HES SO SMART i forgot about the reflection thing. what did he steal?? idk he took something that was like 'the only way i could seee my reflection' or something.. that makes so much sense.

by the way imma be at least a bit upset if we dont get any more rowan content before the end of the series.

(last ep)

FUCK you elijah i hope you BURN in HELL (sorry to any non elijah-haters, but also, not sorry bc hes bad)

"every day is a living fucking nightmare!" i mean this is just a thing thats said and not, like, unique to the show, but jedidiah does say something similar earlier on i think

the whole love vs want think kinda reminds me of linda, and like wiley bein like 'you dont want to be loved you want to be adored' (of course thats more framed as a villain thing so..)

FUCK WAIT THEY KNOW EACH OTHER???!!!!

"She keeps him like a prison." callback to the prison thing? the ''it felt comfy and safe, like a prison" i think it was something like that

so elijah is connected to the clocks somehow??

FUCK FUCK FUCK I FORGOT HE HAS THE JOURNAL

NO NO NO WHATS HE GOING TO DO

salamander man=elijah?

thats when he died???

second journal entry reminds me of, this is weird, but like dnd memes? and how magic kinda comes naturally to classes like sorcerers and bards, but wizards learn through study?

also im very confused by why the journal entries are so important, and why elijahs voice keeps changing. its really unsettling

so jedidiah was looking into magic to heal him?

"You turn it off and back on again." holy fuck

oh my god so thats why necromancy is such a reaccuring thing? and them being like , dw real necromancy isnt popular

the clock is also an interesting thing, idk what it means tho

aww the statics back :)

why is lucille like this

whats her goal in any of it

"This information… resists being known." (ms holloway vibes)

his, dad, died from that??

" Because I’m nothing without you, Sydney, I really am." (quincent vibes)

i find this switch really interesting bc up untill this moment sydneys always been the one, kind of, like, comfortable with death? and it makes sense now, i guess, because jedidiah was afraid of it, afraid that sydney might find out, and hed get hurt again

"But there’s something kind of sexy about that, though, right?" (a real stroke of luck, when the one man you can murder is one of the men you--- /ref) (sorrry sorry sorry this is a serious conversation ill try to be more normal)

awww gay (now for the happy? maybe? can they please be happy?) (sorry i said id be normal.. ill do that now < ---lying)

"Uhmm… [Sniff] hey, I, uh, haven’t seen you drink water, yet. I don’t think you’ve been drinking water — here. Drink. " (this is a reminder to all my friends who dont hydrate enough. do it. or you'll end up like sydney, nearly burned on a pyre by a weird russian guy in an elephant mask)

the gays? on their way to being happy? even just for a bit? not clickbait? (dw i know elijahs gonna come back and fuck everyone over in a lil bit. just let me have my moment)

"Also, he’s gone. For good." dude dont fucking jinx it!

"Seems the two of ‘em have gotten quite cozy. " (thats kinda gay dude)

i was so confused then i remembered that it was 20 dimentional chess

still kinda confused about the mirror thing

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK THATS THE END

NO NO NO NO NO NO

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im sad now D:

anyway, i am sincerely sorry that you had to read this hot mess. uh, rowan, if youre still here. go to sleep.

ok now im gonna go read fanfic and hope it can heal me from this emotional rollercoaster.

bye <3

#camp here and there #chnt spoilers #cw violence #cw cannibalism #cw abuse?#cw gore #cw body horror?#cw death #cw animal death #cw cults?#uhh also spoilers for a lotta extra things bc i talk too much: spies are forever hatchetfield adamandi and toapp #marble musings #marble monologues

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freshly showered, lying in bed reading all the presidents men and listening to home recorded tapes of paganini violin concertos with basket of fresh laundry next to me and a hot chocolate yum

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eclipsedcrystalstar · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes generator is like the one thing my school chromebook doesn’t block so here’s some I got while not paying attention

Same as usual, Sun, Moon, Solar, Freddy, Monty, and Bonnie

Moon: Seriously, Solar, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? Solar: That’s not important Moon: I DISAGREE.

Sun: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Monty: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Freddy: I recorded the dumb stuff. Bonnie: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Solar: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Monty: Sun! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover. Sun: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

Solar: I’ve only had Sun and Moon for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Sun: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Freddy: Microwave for 40 minutes. Bonnie: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Freddy: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Monty: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Freddy: Microwave for 40 minutes.

Moon: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, STAFF bots DON'T like it. Bonnie: ...what happened? Moon: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Monty: When Sun was created, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Moon: Please. When they were created, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Solar: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Moon: Mine just says "Moon no." Solar: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Monty: Who the fuck- Sun: Language! Monty: Whom the fuck- Sun: No.

Sun: honk. Bonnie: WHAT. Sun: HONK. Bonnie: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Freddy: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. Solar: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

Freddy: I need life advice. Monty, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

Teacher: Your brothers were in a fight. Solar Oh no, that’s terrible! Solar: Did they win?

Moon: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Moon: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Moon: I also want to softhack his circuits. Freddy: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

Monty: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

Solar: If I die, you can have what little I own. Moon: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Solar: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Moon: Moon: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

Sun, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Monty: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Moon: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

#sundrop #daycare attendant #moondrop #fnaf sb #security breach #fnaf daycare attendant #moon fnaf #eclipse #eclipse fnaf #solar eclipse #glamrock freddy #glamrock bonnie #monty gator

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machinerhysm · 10 months

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MACHINERHYSM Oct 08 2023

『MACHINERHYSM』 - Mionokage Album Release Party -

2023/10/08(SUN)17:15~ at spazio rita 名古屋市中区栄５丁目26-39 GS栄ビル B-1F https://spaziorita.stores.jp/ https://twitter.com/spazio_rita https://www.instagram.com/spaziorita/ https://www.facebook.com/spaziorita Charge:2,500YEN(INCLUDE 1DRINK) LIVE ACT: Mionokage BODIL Soloist Anti Pop Totalization Un hombre solo (From USA) ZIGUEZOY サブリマコト DJ: migon The Bad DJ(Unusual Way/破壊硬戦) lEjEwO VJ: Yum MACHINE + RHYTHM + ISM = MACHINERHYSM(マシナリズム) 名古屋のIndustrial Musicを軸としたEvent/Labelである “faktoria”の暖簾分けしたサブイベントとして誕生した Machine/Industrial Music Event “MACHINERHYSM”。第4回目となる今回は faktoriaメンバーXuによるEBM/Old School EBMプロジェクト、 Mionokageが昨年リリースした1st アルバムのリリースパーティーを満を持して開催。共演にはこちらも同じく昨年長きにわたって待望されていたニューアルバムを遂にリリースしたBODIL、近年海外からのリリースラッシュが顕著な S.A.P.T.という過去のfaktoriaイベントでも圧巻のパフォーマンスを披露した東西のSynthpunk/New Waveの雄が出演。さらに活動開始より勢いと人気が衰えない ZIGUEZOYの協力により、 N.Y.から新世代のDarkwave/EBM/Cold Waveのソロアーティスト Un hombre soloの参加も決定。そして長年日本では基盤のないシーンになってしまっている Industrial/Synthpop/EBM/Futurepop等の過去から最新の現在に至るまでを網羅し、コンスタントに海外へ足繫く通い本場を体験してきた正に有識者、migonが遂にfaktoria系イベントにDJとして初登場。今年2月の当イベントでの出演も記憶に新しく、またMionokageアルバム/EPにそれぞれリミキサーで参加した The Bad DJも今年2度目の再登板。加えて上記のZIGUEZOYは勿論のこと、サブリマコト、lEjEwO、Yumという faktoriaメンバーも久しぶりに全員集結。これ以上ないくらいのベストなアクトが揃う中、今回の主役であるMionokageの約4年ぶりとなるライブが炸裂するであろう内容にて機械的律動主義を実行/体現する。 ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Mionokage

愛知県を拠点に活動する(Oldschool/Anhalt)EBMユニット。「ミオノカゲ」と読む。うねるシンセベースと冷徹なマシンビートに喚き散らすボーカルから成り立っている。一部の例外を除いて歌詞に意味は無く、基本的に声は楽器に過ぎない。曲に関しても明確なメッセージはほぼ無く、聴き手の想像力に委ねている。 2022年には長年待たれていた1st Album 『Mionokage』をリリース。また今年に入ってからは次なるフェーズに移行した独自路線を貫くNew EP 『Disposable Reprisal EP』をリリース。 Mionokageは空虚であり、実体を持たず、ただそこにいるのみ。 Album: https://faktoria.bandcamp.com/album/mionokage New EP: https://faktoria.bandcamp.com/album/disposable-reprisal-ep

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BODIL (Rote Lippen Kyoto)

様々なユニットを経て、2003 年より関西を中心に活動を開始。テクノ、ハードミニマルのサウンドにアナログシンセ、ヴォーカル、メタルパーカッション等のライブパフォーマンスをおこない話題を集めてきたが、 2014年よりシンセ・ニューウェイヴをコンセプトにキーボーディストのメンバーを加え、完全ヴォーカルスタイルの新生BODILとして活動を開始。現在まで、月数本のライブをコンスタントに休むことなく行っている。 2017年7月には、LIQUIDROOM13周年で電気グルーヴのオープニングアクトを務めた。 2021年、Transmission Kyotoから『Hölle und Himmel』 (TMDG001) をデジタル・リリース、そして昨年、フルアルバム『KÖRPERKOMPLEX』を Rote Lippen Kyotoからリリースしている。 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_n3qCnD_pP8NrfvMwefpo240Ry4pBXbv_w

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Soloist Anti Pop Totalization

東京出身のExperimental minimal synth artist “Soloist Anti Pop Totalization” 2016年に宅録Synth Project “Soloist Apartment”としてスタートする。その後、Project名変更を経て、Second ApartmentやWAR/ZIT等、様々なジャンルのアーティストとのコラボや remixを手がけ幅広く活動する。 minimal synthの元祖と言われるUKエレクトロニクス、オブスキュアーシンセ（The Normal, The Future,Vice Versa,Thomas Leer,Robert Rental）の影響下にあるそのサウンドは、ビンテージアナログシンセサイザー機材の Roland SH-101、TR-606、MC-202、DR-55などにより構築されている。ミニマルでありつつも”幅、音像、熱量 “に重きを置いているそのサウンドは、シンセサイザーミュージックの”金属的”や”無機質”といった枕詞だけでは表現し切れない多面/立体性を持っており、また、同じく自身に影響を与えてきたUKサイケやポストパンク、ジャーマンロックの先人たちから受け継いだアート/実験精神が、水脈の様に奥底に流れ続けている。近年では過去タイトルの評価により、アメリカのKEXPやベルギーのMutant Transmissions、イギリスのResonance FM等のメディアでDJアーティスト達にピックアップされ、海外リスナーからの評価も高くなっている。 S.A.P.T.ディスコグラフィー 2017年 Violet Poisonなどを手がけたイタリアのDub-itoより 12inch vinylリリース。 2019年 DEBAUCHMOODより1st Album “S.A.P.T.”(LP+CD)リリース。 2020年夏 UKのPolytechnic Youthよりアーティスト5組収録の 12inch LPサンプラー”SOME NEON REASON”リリース。 2020年秋ドイツのYoung And Cold Recordsよりデジタルサンプラー ”Generation Young and Cold Vol.4”リリース。 2020年秋ドイツのコレクターズレーベルMinmaikombinatより過去タイトルのカップリングアルバム（特殊hand madeカバー）リリース。 2020年冬ドイツで活動中のNao Katafuchi氏主催、世界中の34組の現行アーティスト参加のデジタルサンプラー ”FORBIDDEN FIGURES”リリース。 2020年冬 UKのPolytechnic Youthよりファン限定クリスマスチューン“Ode To Street Hassle”公開。 2021年9月 S.A.P.T.三部作の第一章としてデジタルにて ”4Songs on Extend Play”を先行リリース。 2022年2月6日 S.A.P.T.三部作の第二章として、フランスのシンセウェイヴ・デュオ Peine Perdueとして活動していたStéphane Argillet Stereovoidが設立したアート・レーベル〈Objet Trouvé〉から、神戸のエレクトロニック・ソロ・アーティスト Jin Cromanyonとのスプリット12inch LP ”SYNTH IN JAPAN” リリース。 2022年秋 S.A.P.T.三部作の第三章として、 UK ベルファストのTONN Recordingsよりカセット”In The Beginning Of A New World” リリース。 2023年春 UK ロンドンのMETAMOTOより” S.A.P.T.Mix Tape”公開。 2023年6月2日 S.A.P.T.三部作の第一章として先行デジタルリリースの ”4Songs on Extend Play”を限定カセット（Collectors&Standard）にてリリース。 2023年6月3日ドイツのMiseriaよりカセットサンプラー ”Miseria Bonus Tape Vol3.リリース。 Bandcamp: https://soloistapartment.bandcamp.com/

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Un hombre solo

NYC Darkwave / EBM / Cold Wave project ニューヨークを拠点に活動するFernando Jzによる EBMソロプロジェクト。その名が示す通り「孤独とは私にとって身近な概念であり、母国語で世界に叫ぶ必要性とともに、愛することを学んだものだ」と彼は自身の音楽プロジェクトについて語っている。 EP『Rotundo Fracaso』は、 Leæther StripのようなオールドスクールEBMの攻撃性と、 1980年代のスペインのムーブメントMovida Madrileñaのメランコリックで動揺した精神を組み合わせた作品となっている。不吉なヴォーカルと慟哭のメロディがサスペンスと悲しみの雰囲気を醸し出す。 Banccamp: https://un-hombre-solo.bandcamp.com/music Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/unhombresolooo/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_unhombresolo/

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ZIGUEZOY

DJ Zono Pansyによるシンセパンクソロプロジェクト。 Club WalpurgisやfaktoriaでのDJ活動をバックボーンに持ち、 gothやEBMと親和性のある音を展開している。不安定なシンセサウンドに駄々をこねる子供のようなボーカル。 Sigue Sigue SputnikやVisage、 Alien Sex Fiend等から多大な影響を受ける。名古屋を拠点にするも東京や京都等のゴスシーン、パンクシーン、ノイズインダストリアルシーンを縦横無尽に活動中。 Bandcamp: https://ziguezoy.bandcamp.com/

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サブリマコト

80年代、音楽活動を開始。インダストリアル要素に導かれ、破壊破滅的な精神世界へと辿り着く。アナログ要素に拘ったアンビエント、ノイズコラージュ・パフォーマンスを行う。 2011 1st CD 【DMT：Dimethyltryptamine】 2013 2nd CD 【infantilization】 2019 Compilation CD 【feel echo field】ghost sounds soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/saburi-makoto/

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migon

I AM ELECTROオーガナイザー。 EU/USのゴス・シーンをメインにしたDJイベントを不定期開催。 Industrial/EBM/FuturePop/SynthPop/industrialTechno等を主に得意とするが、 Dark WaveやNeopsychedelicなどのDJもこなす。 2016年にはドイツのDieKruppsとデンマークのLeaether Stripの industriallegendの来日公演を開催。 2017年にはギリシャのFabrika Recordsのオーナーで、 PostPunk/NewWave/Cold Waveデュオの Selofanと、日本のSynthWaveバンドgroupAのライブを開催。その他、時々国内外のアーティストのライブの主催を務める。

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The Bad DJ(Unusual Way/破壊硬戦)

2011年より活動を開始。無機質粗暴暗黒音楽を得意とし、ジャンルや場所に囚われない変幻自在の組み合わせを聞かせる。多種多様な見聞と技量を以てレジデントDJからVJ、楽曲製作など裏からシーンを支える存在として活躍する。選曲のキーワードは「ガバキック」「ブレイクス」「ドローンサウンド」だ。 Remix for Mionokage ”Sweet Vengeance” https://faktoria.bandcamp.com/track/sweet-vengeance-the-bad-djs-sweet-shop-reform-remix https://faktoria.bandcamp.com/track/sweet-vengeance-belbetq-remix

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lEjEwO

名古屋のIndustrial Musicを軸としたイベント “faktoria”のオリジナルメンバー。近年は東欧～ロシア、辺境地区周辺の Post Punk,Synth Punk,EBM,Raw Technoを得意としている。 Note: https://note.com/lejewo

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Yum

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Dead_Bambi https://twitter.com/0ut5ise Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shinsukeyamada/

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Hello, April! I got another parcel (Lazada) was arrived, last Sunday. 📦🏠🙂

"What's inside?" said my paper dolls. Well, let's not waste our time because I'm about to open & review it in one sitting post! So, let's go! 😁📦✂️

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My recorded video 🎦📲 (Pls watch!): ↓

My NVMe Needs - Part 2: Thermalright M.2 2280 Pro Review (w/ my paper dolls) [Apr 11th, 2023]

So, here's Part 2 of “My NVMe Needs", with Thermalright M.2 2280 Pro review (featuring my paper dolls). 😁

If you haven't seen my Part 1, then please [CLICK ME!].

BTW: I changed the title of this month's topic (see my "Part 1") I mean, its not just my NVMe memory stick, but also this one, too.

So, without further ado, let's get started!

My NVMe Needs - Part 2: Thermalright M.2 2280 Pro Review (w/ my paper dolls) [Mar 11th, 2023]

So, here's Part 2 of “My NVMe Needs", with Thermalright M.2 2280 Pro review (featuring my paper dolls). 😁

If you haven't seen my Part 1, then please [CLICK ME!].

BTW: I changed the title of this month's topic (see my "Part 1") I mean, its not just my NVMe memory stick, but also this one, too.

So, without further ado, let's get started!

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• Let's start with the packaging, very promising w/ the gorgeous outline image of the actual item inside & some information specs about it. 🙂📦 And if paper dolls think that looks like a mini box of chocolate mint bites, well you are wrong. lol 😅 Nonetheless, let's open!

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• The packaging contains the main item wrapped around by a flexible Styrofoam & a mini instruction/specs about the item, plus a warranty card on the other side. Uh yeah, did I mention they're written in Chinese (including that mini box because I saw a sticker though)? They were all over it, given that this item was "Made in Taiwan". I have no complaints about that, including "Made in China". After all, my paper dolls love munching on Peking Duck & delicious Chǎofàn rice. Mmmmm... 🍗🍚🤤

Okay, enough with the food related stuff. Let's keep going with our next images.

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• Let's focus on the main item. The designers for this particular item had an interesting look of a razor-sharp shaped arrow w/ five blade fins w/ one pin end & that tube of the end that looks like snapped from a metal bar. (I think) It's a decent eye-catching, don't you think, you two? "Yeah, I think so", my paper dolls said.

• Uh yeah, and they're all made in aluminum with w/ Nickel Plated Copper heat pipe (which said so in the mini box). And the latter can solve the heat dissipation problem from the chip processor, unlike other metal material components. They already exist in CPU air coolers & installed graphics cards of tomorrow, nowadays, the NVMe heat sinks have joined the bandwagon of PC cooler components. And that's the reason why I need a heat sink for my first owned NVMe memory drive.

• [15th Image to the right] By the way, I made tiny damage from using a screwdriver of my own, and I shouldn't unscrew four screw nuts before taking more pictures. But, doesn't matter, it won't affect the cooldown feature. (Right?)🤷

SIDE NOTE: I made a confusing chronological order for my snapshots. Hehe 📷📲😅

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• Now, you may wonder, why are these blue plastic adhesive tapes attached to each piece. Well, the company installed thermal pads on each piece of the heat sink, now that's a double safe to prevent overheat. 🙂❄️🌡️ This is where I install the NVMe stick onto the heat sink by peeling off two blue adhesives before I place & seal it with four screws to make my NVMe stick secure.

• You know, kind a like two pieces of bread with slices of cheese & put a delicious deli-cooked ham or pure juicy ground beef to make a perfect grilled cheese sandwich special (or something). (I made a terminology of sorts.) Yum-yum! 🥪🤤 My paper dolls certainly love my idea! 😋 *Ughh* 😫 Yeah, yeah, I made another food-related stuff. I should stop because I'm reviewing my NVMe heat sink. lol 😅

Nonetheless, I'll show you what I mean in my next part. Onto to the final photos.

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• Speaking of which, here's what is gonna happened for my next upcoming part, where I combine two items into one accelerating NVMe function machine! And of course, I have two software(s) I need to run; one of which will migrate my entire data, including the OS that I'm currently running (Windows 10 Pro - 64bit). And the other software will be checking the stats on my first owned NVMe memory stick (from Samsung). 🖥️➡️🖥️😃

• This should be exciting, right you two? 😁 Hey, don't worry, We'll have a celebratory treat once where my topic, okay? 😉 (Privacy celebration, am I add. 🤫)

Overall & Asking Price:

• This NVMe heat sink from Thermalright is worth my wallet and saving my first owned NVMe memory stick (from Samsung) from an endurance overheat. 🙂👍 Sure, some say that equipping the heat sink could not affect the NVMe's performance 🤔, but to be honest, we would love to install it, as we did to our CPU chip. Without the heat sink equip, it'll soon be heating up from running all applications, and then the computer dies (instantly). Then suddenly, you need a brand new expensive computer. You get the picture, I know.

• Anyways, I bought it from this online Lazada PH store 🛒🌐🇵🇭 [CLICK ME! #1] for ₱ 550 💵 when I picked the "Pro" variant [CLICK ME! #2]. However, with free shipping & cashback points, I get an exact ₱ 500💵! 😁 And thank goodness, I still got my dough after purchasing my most expensive thing from March (of that year). Big savings! 😁 There's also available in RGB light (w/ 4-pin wire attached) & standard variants, and so, I went with the Pro version of the 2280 heat sink. 🙂 I was gonna buy the one with the built-in small fan from a different online store (whether in Lazada or Shopee), but I'm insufficient my earn funds.

Anyways, that's all for now! I'll see in the next part. 😊

(Again,) If you haven’t seen my previous topic, then please [CLICK ME!].

Tagged: @lordromulus90, @bryan360, @carmenramcat, @leapant, @rafacaz4lisam2k4, @alexander1301, @paektu

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Incorrect cult quotes part 2! featuring fox (@headscrollkeeper / @foxycrossingg ), thea (@faeriegutz ), sage (@thesapphicspacegirl ), rose (@rose-loves / @impulse-cake ), cleo (@cleos-writing /@impulse-cake ), and indigo (@lirazmorelikelickdeeznu / yours truly)

Fox: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.

Sage: What makes you say that?

Fox: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?

Sage: Fox... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?

Fox: *screams in anger*

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Fox: You're alive.

Indigo: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Rose: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Fox: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Indigo: FLOOR IT!!

Rose: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Fox: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Rose: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Indigo: DO IT!

Fox: NO-

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Rose: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Fox: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Rose: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Indigo will and will not eat.

Sage: Grass? Yes.

Rose: Moss? Yes!!

Sage: Leaves? Yep.

Rose: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Sage: Worms? Sometimes.

Rose: Rocks? Usually nah.

Sage: Twigs? Usually.

Rose: Fox's cooking? Inconclusive!

Thea: How did you… test this?

Rose: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Thea: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Fox: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Fox: Indigo and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Sage: What did you do?

Fox: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Indigo: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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Thea: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-

Thea: *sees Fox shoving Indigo into the washing machine while Rose records and Cleo watches*

Thea: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

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Indigo: How stupid do you think I am?!

Fox: You really want an honest answer to that?

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Cleo: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

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Fox at Indigo, tired of their bullshit: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!

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Cleo: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Thea: I would say infinitesimally.

Indigo: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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Thea: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Cleo: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Rose: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Indigo: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

#the order of obscura #incorrect quotes #the cult #Headcanons

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hauntedhotel · 2 years

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Okay so like *deep breath* wtf is the deal with the tape recorders??? Cause obviously they're using them because some of the statements won't record digitally (which I'm gonna go ahead and assume are the ones about real supernatural encounters rather than like, a bunch of students who got very stoned and totally honestly saw a ghost) whereas the tape recorders are just like "yum yum, delicious knowledge" but like...is that it, or should I be totally suspicious of archaic forms of recording technology, even if Martin thinks they have a lo-fi charm?

Cause they pick up a LOT of conversation that I don't think people (especially Jon) would necessarily record and I can’t tell whether this is just a framing device that comes with listening to an audio drama and I'm just supposed to kind of not look at it, or whether the tape recorders are like...sentient? And deliberately spying on them? Probably for nefarious purposes???

#tma #the magnus archives #Jonathan sims #head archivist of the magnus institute #london #no spoilers #i don't ACTUALLY want to know what the deal is with the tape recorders #cause if one of them grows eight legs and eats jons face while he’s passed out at his desk #i wanna be surprised you know?#hotel talks about tma

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itbe-jess · 3 years

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Masklophobia: Chapter 10

Karl's Paradise- 02x7 The Day Disco Revived

Here we are now. The seventh episode of the second season, focused on Yum-Yum. Unfortunately, there won't be much for me to describe on this episode, due to it being a bit glitchy. It was recorded off of an old VHS tape, so I can't blame them. Anyways, let's dive in.

We start off with that hillbilly lizard, and a smaller girl lizard with overalls and cowgirl pigtails (which I bet is his daughter), having a picnic by the Paradise sign. I think I remembered that girl lizard being one of Junior's classmates. After that, we then cut to the Happy Belly Diner. There were variant puppet customers, a deer puppet hostess, and 5 of the main Paradise Critters; Barkstone, Slouch, Yum-Yum, Saxxo, and Van Goose. Saxxo, Slouch, and Van Goose sat at a booth table, while Barkstone had a counter seat.

Yum-Yum served Barkstone a single pancake, which the blue dog remarked was the cheapest item on the menu. As soon as Yum-Yum had turned her back, Barkstone covered his breakfast with a napkin, lightly tapped on it three times with his wand, then we pan to a sideways angle of Barkstone, where he then removed the napkin to reveal he transformed his one pancake into a huge breakfast platter. When Yum-Yum turned around and saw the platter, she was surprised and confused at the same time.

Eventually shrugging it off, she then decided to serve her two other Critter friends their breakfast. Van Goose ordered the French toast, and Saxxo ordered the chicken 'n waffles with a side of hash browns. Slouch was napping as usual, burying his face in a bowl that somehow wasn't suffocating him. Yum-Yum gave him a tap on the shoulder and Slouch got up, showing his face covered in some white goop.

"Lo siento, seńora. I couldn't help falling asleep in my oatmeal. It's all so soft, and warm, and smells good..."

Talking about it made Slouch fall asleep again. Yum-Yum just shrugged. Then out the window, we see LabRat, holding an invention of some sort. As he entered, the invention looked like a slot machine with a spaghetti strainer on top, with print that read "Cumulus Controller."

"Oh no. Look out, gang. The mouse is in the house." Saxxo commented under his breath.

LabRat invited himself to sit at Saxxo, Van Goose, and Slouch's booth, by shoving Slouch to make room (while the bowl is still stuck to his face). He then placed his invention on the table.

"Wonderful SUNNY morning we're having! Guess what I have?" Asked LabRat.

"Ahn eenvention zat ahctually wahrks?" Replied Van Goose.

"No... Actually, yes. I introduce you fellows to an up close and personal presentation of my brand new Cumulus Controller! Anyone care to speak freely of their curiosity? Got the slightest clue on what it does?"

Van Goose and Saxxo didn't say a word. I can't speak for Slouch, who is heavily napping.

"Ah, tough crowd. Anyways, this contraption manipulates the cloud's precipitation through emanation modification, thus giving you the atmospheric conditions much you desire! Snow, rain, fall, or hail if your drinks run out of ice!"

I feel as though the writers don't know anything about science and are just making LabRat say a few science words to make him sound intelligent.

"Now, be the first to witness a live demonstration! Drum roll, please!"

Eger appeared out of nowhere and performed the drum roll. Afterwards, LabRat pushed a few buttons on the machine, pulled the slot lever, and the dials started spinning. The other Critters in the background, including Yum-Yum and Barkstone, didn't seem to pay mind to LabRat. Pretty soon, the dials ended at three rain clouds, which is obviously meant to be rain. Then with the power of bad TV editing, the strainer on top began glowing multi colors with some stock sci-fi noises playing.

Van Goose and Saxxo stared at the invention, either of interest or confusion. Later, the noises stopped and the strainer stopped glowing. Van Goose and Saxxo presumed nothing happened, until a roar of thunder, with a strike of lightning, startled them. The two looked out the window to find it was pouring down on the paradise.

The rain ruined the picnic of the hillbilly lizard and his daughter, as we saw in the beginning. In another area, a bird puppet was making a shortcut at Fresh Clear lake, trying to keep themself dry with their wings. Fins' popped up, surprising them. "Hey wet fella! Need an umbrella?" she said as she handed them a spare umbrella. But as the bird opened it, cartoonish water poured down on them. Fins laughed. Lastly, we go to the castle, where Karl requests his royal gardener to protect the flowers outside from the "horrible storm." The weasel heed the king's orders, but as soon as he opened those doors, he got struck by lightning. We then pan back to the diner.

"Well, haaaaaaaaaave mercy! It actually works, mah man!" Commented Saxxo.

"Of course it works! Iiiiiii made it, didn't I?" Said LabRat, feeling proud.

LabRat then had his own Frankenstein moment where he laughs maniacally as lightning from the rain strikes. Like they want to scare these children more. Van Goose asked if the machine can project any more weather. Just like that, LabRat pushed the buttons, cranked the trigger, and three snow clouds came on the dials. The rain soon turns into snow.

We're brought to Mama LongLegs, and a few other puppet Critters, ice skating on the frozen pavement, Junior and his friends are having snowball fights, a chipmunk builds a snowmunk, and the same weasel outside the castle in the garden. Poor thing looked like he was freezing his ass off, and he had placed sheets over the flowers, which I'm pretty sure would kill them more. Karl popped out the window to let his royal gardener know that snow has fallen, even though the weasel already notices.

We're then cued to a cartoon segment, about a human child being puzzled over idioms spoken by the weather man on TV, such as "It's raining cats and dogs" and "pea soup." She runs to her mother to tell her about the hoopla she heard on TV, only for her mother to assure her that they're not true by explaining what they mean, and promising her daughter that the sky isn't gonna rain cats and dogs. Zoom out from the window angle, it's raining cats and dogs.

The show cuts back to the diner, where Van Goose was eager to try the Cumulus Controller herself, saying she needs a fine leafy autumn for her next portrait. LabRat told her that only he knew how to work it, but Van Goose just reached across the booth to touch the machine. LabRat could've pulled her wings away or push her, but instead he just kept giving her warnings. She pushed the buttons, then cranked the trigger. On the dials then appeared three tornados. Yep, I think you know what happens next. LabRat then scolded Van Goose for what she had done.

We take another tour around the paradise, and all the snow suddenly melted away. It is then showed to be an incredibly windy day amongst the puppet Critters, trying to pass through but keep getting pulled in by the breeze, with genetic toy-looking cows flowing about. Once again, we visit the gardener weasel, checking on the flowers underneath the sheets. The weasel spots the cartoony tornado out in the distance, and like any sane person, he said "FORGET IT! I QUIT!" and ran.

But the tornado wasn't swirling its way towards the castle, it was swirling its way towards the Happy Belly Diner. The first one to notice the tornado was a hamster puppet sitting alone in a booth, who shouts in a thick, hoarse accent I can't recognize, "TORNADO!" However, since his accent sounds like "TOMATO," Yum-Yum came to his booth with a plate of tomato slices. The tornado got closer and Van Goose, LabRat, and Saxxo saw it at the last second. Van Goose gives the warning.

"Everyone, GOOSE! I mean, DUCK!"

All the Critters ducked under their tables, and Yum-Yum ducked under the counter. Slouch didn't duck on account that he was asleep, and Barkstone didn't duck on account that he was too stubborn to take part of whatever kind of "tomfoolery game" they were up to. When the tornado hits the diner, we later cut to after the incident. (I bet no one can look at this scene without laughing. You gotta look at this budget.) There's nothing left but the stools, tables, booths, and lots of debris. The food's gone for some reason, including Barkstone's cheat breakfast platter.

"Such a waste of three cents." Groaned the blue dog.

Everyone seems to be fine, except Yum-Yum, who appears to be very sad despite that blank mask expression. Or at least I could tell from the sad piano music playing. Then one of the glitching errors occur, where the screen changes to black and white, and the audio turns disorted, but only for a good 12 seconds. Yum-Yum looks at all the debris around, that used to be her diner. LabRat and Van Goose tried to pin each other on the cause of the incident.

"LahbRat deed eet! Hees mahchine, he deed eet!"

"I resent that! It may be MY machine, but who pulled the lever? It wasn't me! ...this time!"

Yum-Yum yelled at both of them.

"I don't wanna know who's fault it is! That's not gonna bring back the Happy Belly."

Yum-Yum runs off, leaving the rat and goose feeling guilty. Saxxo just looks at them, probably ashamed of them as they are with themselves. Slouch wakes up and looks around at the now demolished diner. His only reaction was "Check, please."

On to the following scene, Yum-Yum is looking at a framed photo of the Happy Belly's grand opening. Suddenly, LabRat (who's holding some remote), Saxxo, and Van Goose teleported right into her living room. The shades donning tiger was holding a check.

"Didn't mean to sneak up on ya, Mama, but dig this: We talked turkey to double K about your misfortune today. So, in his generous offer, he wrote out this check for 50,000 leaves and 42 shinies. Signed with his genuine royal signature."

I presume "leaves" and "shinies" are paradise money. Leaves are ranged into dollers, while shinies are ranged into cents. And I also presume that checks in the paradise are supposed to be big enough to hold with both hands. Even with that good money, Yum-Yum refused it. Apparently, she felt guilty taking money from the king with all the nice things he's done for her, also she didn't wanna be a charity case. Yum-Yum, please; When a dumb rich white man decides to give you all his money, you take his money!

"That's nice of y'all, but Karl's like a friend to me, to all of us, so I would feel guilty takin' money from someone whose done so much for our people. Also, I don't wanna be some charity case. I'm a strong woman. I can make it through."

"Perhaps I can build a time machine to setback the tragic event from happening." Said LabRat.

"NO!" Saxxo, Yum-Yum, and Van Goose screamed in unison.

"Maybe I cahn open up a beneefit ahrt show by mahkeeng brahnze stahtues een treebute of your best entrees! People buy zem, ahnd we mahke enough mahney to rebuild your deenair! [*Withdraws one of those statues behind her back*] Here's one of your fahmous Mahnday special: cahld peegs' feets weeth haht sauce!" Said Van Goose.

"Ah thought those were hamhocks." Commented Saxxo.

"I thought that was trash you planned to throw away." Commented LabRat, before getting nudged by Van Goose.

"Look, I appreciate you guys wanna help, but as friends, I really don't need you going through that trouble for me. However, if it's courtesy you want, I'd be more than happy if you stayed for awhile. ...since you're already here. I've recently baked a fresh batch of pastries, and I'll fix some tea to go with them."

The bear then walked her way to the kitchen. Saxxo just dropped the check like some surrendering gesture, venting to himself on what they could do to make it up to Yum-Yum as he took a seat on the couch. Van Goose thought a little music would lighten the mood, so she made her way to the phonograph, and a box of records was besides it. However, while going through the records, upon her discovery she found Yum-Yum on an album cover, with the title being "30 Minute Love At 400 Degrees Fahrenheit." She found two more Yum-Yum albums, titled "I've Got Roast Beef With You," and "Sweeter Than Sugar, Richer Than Cream."

She told the two guys about it. Saxxo ran, while LabRat used teleportation. I forgot to mention. All the album covers are illustrated in cartoon, with Yum-Yum dressed as some 70s' disco artist, with a puffy afro that matches her fur color. Van Goose then discarded one of the records from their cases, and placed it on the phonograph. Here's what I heard so far, and it's not quite bad.

🎵Hmmmmm-mmmmmm-mmmmmmmmm. Baby... You left my life so bitter. I've worked my jobs, not once I robbed. But you just had to get her. What do you see, that's not in me, With that girl that knocks you to your knees.🎵

Afterwards, the gangs starts talking, and I lose track of the lyrics.

"Not bad. Though I prefer the sounds of fingers direfully strumming on the keys of an organ." LabRat shared his opinion.

"Heyyyyyy! This is alright, dynamite, and outta sight! Ah don't know about you, Rat, but music is my specialty, and I know dis right here is a big fat 10 out of 10!" Saxxo shared opinion.

"Yum-Yum hahd a museec cahreair ahnd deedn't even tell us?" Questioned Van Goose.

Right at that moment, the TV plays a commerical, though I did recall the TV wasn't on earlier, for the 20th Anniversary of Soul Plane. (Very clever there). The said host of Soul Plane, a canine puppet named Dhole Clawelius, announces a sing-off competition. Based on the judges' views, one lucky contestant could win a 100,000 leaf prize, and their chance to perform a live show next episode. The promo gave the trio an idea.

After that, we transition to the next cartoon skit. Just a paper cutout stop motion that tells the story of what if the world didn't have music. That's when the picture started breaking up, and the audio loses its quality. Annoyed, I skipped ahead of the episode until I could recognize any picture onscreen. Yum-Yum was having a conversation with the trio over tea and the pastries she brought in. At first I was confused, but the subject was about her career in the big music industry.

"Think about it, blood. That beautiful voice of yours can sweep all those contestants off their feet! It a better way of helpin' yourself and you wouldn't be feelin' guilty about us performin' a good deed for you." Saxxo tried to persuade Yum-Yum into signing up at Soul Plane.

"I don't know, Saxxy. Been a long time since I held a mic in my hand, put on my old sequin dress, and puffed up my hair. I don't think I still have it in me."

"I hear you seeng when you cook. Your vahcahls ahre ahs fresh ahs ze dahneeshes you leave out every mahrneeng." Now Van Goose took a shot at it.

"Yes, but... There will probably be others better than me."

"Dagnabbit, young lady. Just sign up on that program or I'm going back to my lab to fetch my Mind Control helmet." Now LabRat is resorting to blackmail.

"The thing only works in reverse. Remember how Barkstone used you to do his laundry for two weeks?"

"Mmmmmm, you have a point there. But I have recalibrated a few kinks! Not all of them."

"Alright, fellas. I'll do it, since you all want nothing more than to help me. The diva shall rise again!"

The trio clapped her on, then Saxxo put out his paw for a high-five. "Slip me some skin there, Mama." After that, we cut to another cartoon skit. Something I never thought I'd see. Saxxo, in animation. Well, the Critters do appear animated in the opening sequence, but never thought they'd have their own skits like this. Now that I think of it, maybe Karl's Paradise would've looked better if it were a cartoon. Then again, a non-creepy approach would not save the show from their poor network scheduling.

Back to the cartoon, Saxxo is talking, with some brass funk music playing in the background.

"Brothas and sistas, heed mah word. Better listen, you hear? It must be heard. Have you ever saw yourself on stage, playin' the guitar? [*A guitar magically appears in his hands, then vanished after pulling a few notes*] Or bangin' the drums, tootin' the flute, or being the first triangle star? [*The same happens with those other instrumemts as well*] As cool as it be, it's no task to learn overnight. All birds start out fallin' before they take flight. Practice makes perfect. It's worth it to a degree. [*A piano appears and he starts playing*] It's eas-"

The skit stops after the show switches to some sitcom (likely a bad one) that I don't even know. Didn't I tell you this episode was a bit glitchy? Don't worry, it's only temporary for 30 seconds, then we switch back to the episode, but the audio clearly isn't working right now. All I see is the contestants readying themselves backstage. Yum-Yum is all dressed exactly how she looked in her albums. She peeks her head out of the curtains, then pulls it back in. The big bear seemed all jittery and nervous. We then pan to the full setting and stage of Soul Plane. In design otherwise, it did resemble Soul Train (the program their parodying off of), with some painted sky backdrops, and plane decors.

The judging table consists of parodies of celebrities that are not very known today; Lola FaLlama, Wolf Jack, and Marvin Greyhound. All of the Critters are in the viewer crowd, who came to cheer Yum-Yum on. Right where the audio starts working again, King Karl arrives in style, accompanied by his weasel servants. Then we get to the boring part, which I don't feel like explaining in full detail. The contestants performed all their talents on stage, and they either suck or are decent.

The last contestant Dhole Clawelius called out was Yum-Yum. The crowd claps, but, Yum-Yum doesn't show up on stage. Dhole calls again, but no Yum-Yum. The Critters started questioning among themselves, and that was when Karl started to get worried. He then slipped his way out of the crowd, and leaving his servants behind. We pan to backstage, where Yum-Yum is sitting in a chair, looking like a nervous wreck, whispering to herself. Karl then spoke, and startled her.

"You seem upset."

"Oh, Karl. It's you."

"The one and only. Do you think anything might be troubling you?"

"[*Sighs*] A whole lot, to tell the truth. At first I thought I didn't have the same razzle dazzle magic I had 14 years ago, but it all came back to me now. I've got a bad case of mike fright. I mean, I was fine singing behind a recording booth, being eyed by only two or three people. But when I had to sing in front of millions, if not billions, of people watching, I fell dead frozen. The thought of all those eyes monitoring my every move, it just... ....leaves me in jitters."

"You were okay serving a million Critters a year at the Happy Belly."

"It's not the same, your highness. I'm a cook. I was the superfly diva of disco. One bad move, and it's flopsville."

"You're the best cook, Yum-Yum. Out of all the eateries in the paradise, Critters have always recommended the Happy Belly. You practically were famous without a mic or platinum album. Besides, everyone had their fair share of slip ups. As a matter of fact, a few years ago, back when I was just a small prince, I had to present a speech at my father's 50th banquet. I was so nervous, I forgot the words."

"That's it?"

"Oh, there's more than that. My nervous breakdown got to me so much, I eventually got queasy."

"NO!"

"It's true."

"You, the king?!"

"We're all people, Yum-Yum-"

The picture grows black and white, and the audio becomes disorted, again. Really pissing me off. Well, not like there's anything fun going on in this episode. It lasts longer than it did before. When the picture and audio came back together, Dhole was about to declare the winner of Soul Plane, but Yum-Yum then stepped on stage, singing her heart out.

Hey, hey! Let me see y'all get down with yo' bad selves!

🎵The heat has got us poppin'! Like those kernels on the stove! We floatin' like a root beer! Now watch the foam rose! Yeaaaaaaah!

The crowd has got so much life! Give me a scream and shout! Don't be a melted ice cream! Or PBJ inside out! Hmmmmmm!

Sweeter than sugar! Richer than cream! C'mon, c'mon! Everybody! Lets live the dream! Hotter than pot roast! Cooler than ice! 'Long as you are havin' fun, Your life is suffice! Healthy as apples! Tough as can be! Just whatever suits your vibe, It's alright with me! Sweeter than sugar! Richer than cream! Lots of faces smilin' there! Just how it should seem!🎵

Just any episide of Soul Train, the whole crowd is dancing, clapping along to the beat, even the judges could feel the rhythm. After Yum-Yum finished, the judges wrote out their scores. It wasn't in numbers, but in the words "Right On." That must mean a 10. Each also gave a comment on how much they liked her. Dhole then presented Yum-Yum with the prize. However, just now, he started to recognize her talent.

"You know, Ms. Yum, with that voice, I could've sworn I've heard of you somewhere." "Well, who hasn't? I'm only the best darn cook in the paradise."

The audience laughs, and Yum-Yum ends the episode by re-singing the song that won her first prize. Oh wait, the episode isn't over yet. We still have Paradise Fun-Time. It's just Saxxo giving some singing advice. Now roll the credits. This has probably been my worst episode yet. It's a shame that good composed music and animation was wasted on this.

#The Banana Splits Movie #Remake #Masklophobia #horror #Karl’s Paradise #original characters

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