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ineffably-queer · 8 months
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I think it's so cute that yuichi isn't even really part of the whole assassin game. He's kind of like a kid that people take turns watching over (holding hostage) he doesn't even have a nickname, he's just a silly little guy with a silly little gun ☹️
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feralforfruit · 2 years
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is it just me or have y’all also watched bullet train like at least 5 times in theaters and then bought it on digital to show all your friends who haven’t watched it and you’re just sitting there with the knowledge of the film like the back of your hand so when something funny happens, you’re like holding in your laughter while you wait for your friends to see the punchline.
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dirtylittlediesel · 1 year
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ermm hrmm lemon and yuichi have an excellent opportunity to fuck if lemon wakes up early in the locked bathroom
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tangybug · 2 years
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bullet train + the onion headlines (1/?)
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bullet-train-2022 · 2 years
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Character posters for Bullet Train (2022)
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laughableillusions · 3 months
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Tumblr is NOT letting me format these but enjoy my “Bullet Train as text posts” entry
Edit: TUMBLR FINALLY LET ME FORMAT THEM
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I couldn't draw for the life of me so take some incorrect quotes
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kojiandrew · 19 days
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ANDREW KOJI 'Bullet Train' Press Tour (2022)
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erischeatsdeath · 1 year
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bullet train moments i 🫶 adore
-the prince sobbing and swearing that yuichi kidnapped her and lemon staring blankly for a moment before going, "sorry. i get captivated by white girl tears. bravo--,“
-kill me pretty!! being tangerine's song
-"and lemon?... you be careful too." [beat] "[winks] when the train comes-a-rocking, don't come-a-knocking, amirite?"
-the twins arguing about their kill count while the son is just "🧍😐".
-yuichi kimura "how the fuck am i supposed to kill the white death 😡" "wtf are you doing 🤨" "[constant blank, confused, pissed-the-fuck-off stare]" underrated character frfr.
-"oh my god, did you just say whack. 😭" "i did, i'm bringing it back." "noo it needs to stay where it was" [...] "so they don't whack me! see what i did there?" "you're really proud of yourself, aren't you? 😠😒" MARIA AND LADYBUG!!
-"nut up or shut up, bruv." [agressive british rock rendition of i'm forever blowing bubbles]
-the prince explaining her plans to yuichi. not my fave character but MAN the way she says shit during her second scene w/ kimura and while she's rigging the case is so.. slash pos.
-CARVER. fucking carver. the fact that ryan reynolds was narratively and canonically supposed to be the main chara. of the movie is so funny to me. and ladybug just despising his existence and cursing his name as he sees the snake.
-a tangerine fruit truck identical to the one lemon drives in the end of the movie almost killing ladybug in his opening scene.
-the political blackmail scene where the woman is deadass moaning, "i voted for you" 😭
-"bloody fuckin' hell. do you mind?" being tangerine's first line because yuichi ran into the cute cart girl. him calling yuichi a "fucking asshole" to the cart girl.
-tangerine being a kleptomaniac 🫶
-ladybug being so unironically convinced that his garbage fucking british accent was convincing the white death's men.
-"yeah? well im a professional. i wanted to make sure this wasnt some yakuza trap but clearly not it's some fucking 80's dance-off, innit?" live, laugh, tangerine.
-maria beetle. need i say more.
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avocado-writing · 1 year
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Every single bullet train character you have listed for how they eat pussy because I NEED TO KNOW (Ladybug, Tangerine, Lemon, Maria, Prince, Elder, Som) take your time making this I know I asked for everyone lmaooo
you do not know what you ask for. here we go.
Ladybug is better at sucking dick than eating pussy, but we gotta give him points for trying. Take two handfuls of that hair for steering purposes and you can set him right. 
Tangerine prefers to finger you than eat pussy, he likes to feel how wet you are on his hand. But he will go down if you ask him very nicely…and that tache is 👌 
Lemon doesn’t go down for long because he doesn’t need to. His technique is insanely good. You’re coming in minutes, and then you’re coming again. He loves your legs over his shoulders as his face is buried in you, fingers digging into your thighs. 
Yuichi is nervous about his technique. He’s worried you won’t enjoy it, so he avoids the disappointment but just… not doing it. A little gentle guidance and encouragement will get you both there. 
Shigeru is a pussy eating master. I mean, look at him. That hair is perfect to bury your hands in. He takes his time doing it, making sure to look up and make eye contact as much as he can - he likes to see the effect he has on you. He can go for literal hours. 
The White Death… well, with him, it’s more a necessity than anything else, because he’s so big he needs to make sure you’re ready to take him. But he also really enjoys having you spread out on his work desk, keening and mewling under his ministrations. 
The Son only eats pussy when you’re grinding it against his mouth like the desperate little sub he is. His face is your own personal sex toy. He ends up moaning more than you do. 
Maria Beetle is a pussy eating boss. A mastermind. A maverick at it. She likes to lick you out and then reach up to kiss you, making sure you can taste yourself on her mouth. She’ll make sure to ask, ‘you like that, baby?’  A “yes mommy”will slip out. You feel her smile against you when she hears it. 
The Wolf - oh god, he’s so good. Loves to bury his face in you until you’re howling. Reaches up to thread his fingers against yours, so how tight you’re holding him lets him know how much you’re enjoying it. (A lot). 
The Hornet utilises a lot of teeth, catching your clit between her incisors and rolling it. It’s a lot, but when you become accustomed it’s wonderful.
The Commuter does not eat pussy.  
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simpingforclaudette · 1 month
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bullet train characters and story ideas i have for them
cw: canon-typical violence, aus, darker topics & sexual themes. more details below.
includes: shigeru kimura, yuichi kimura, lemon, tangerine & the hornet.
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shigeru kimura
one) [NSFW, violence & gore] a prequel fic in which reader and shigeru have an on-and-off romantic fling. reader is also an assassin. after a job gone wrong left them severely injured, they call shigeru, who picks them up and patching them up at a motel. they end up bathing and sleeping together.
two) [NSFW, nudity, sexual themes, shibari, soft maledom] shigeru being a shibari & body painting freak (affectionate <3).
three) [SFW, fluff, mild hurt, fluff & comfort] shigeru comforting reader during the night, when they’re having an insomnia episode.
four) [NSFW, mild violence, mention of blood, afab! reader, pussy eating] vampire au where shigeru drinks reader’s blood via their thigh and pussy.
five) [NSFW, mention of blood] vampire au where shigeru feeds the reader his own blood.
six) [SFW, fluff] silly scenario where shigeru is jealous but acts like he isn’t. but the reader can see through him.
yuichi kimura
one) [NSFW, mild sexual content, nudity, intimacy] reader and yuichi cuddling and talking when it’s late at night and it’s raining outside and they’re both naked. lol.
two) [NSFW, sexual themes] yuichi and reader having sex in the shower.
three) [SFW, polyamory relationship with lemon, slice of life, no plot just happy vibes] yuichi, lemon and reader co-parenting wataru & having the time of their lives.
four) [SFW, fluff] reader and yuichi doing each other’s nails and makeup for funsies.
the hornet
one) [NSFW, afab! reader, non-consensual drugging, kidnapping] hornet drugging and interrogating reader for a job, then giving them aftercare(?)
tangerine
one) [NSFW, implied murder & violence, sexual themes] recently widowed reader having an affair with tangerine and suspecting him of killing their late partner.
two) [NSFW, mention of prostitution & escorts, crossdressing, sexual themes] tangerine crossdressing and posing as a male escort for a job, meeting reader, a client, and ending up being a little distracted.
three) [SFW, vague mention of violence, flirting + sexual innuendos] journalist reader interviewing an incarcerated tangerine. they end up flirting.
four) [NSFW, sexual themes, bondage] one-night stand gone wrong after reader accidentally discovers that tangerine’s a vampire. a very thirsty one at that.
feel free to let me know your thoughts and ask for more details in the comments if you’re interested.
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babygirltangerine · 1 year
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imagine tangerine lemon yuichi and ladybug in the same hospital room after the trainwreck and they're all just staring at each other
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feralforfruit · 2 years
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The Garden {Part 2}
♡︎Go read the other parts from my masterlist♡︎
Warnings: gun/knife violence and mentions of blood.
Pairings: Ladybug, Lemon, Tangerine, and Yuichi x fem!reader.
You wake up to an alarm and you get up to walk into the next room where you do most of the Hivemind work. You grab your iced coffee from the mini fridge before you sit down at your setup. You turn on the huge PC that is decorated with photos of you and the boys on multiple screens. It lights up a bright yellow in the back which causes the room to follow suit in the hue. You put on your headset and get to work.
You knew the men would have arrived at their destination by then. You text the group chat to let them know you are up and ready to go. Ladybug texts a thumbs up as a signal to connect all your earpieces to be able to communicate through the mission. You turn the devices all on, “Hey boys! You guys got there alright?”
“We’re doing okay, BB. We are outside of the HQ right now,” said Ladybug.
“This shit looks like a goddamn fortress, darling. Gonna be a tough one, innit?” Tangerine says in disbelief.
“Just how you like them, Tang.” you smile to yourself, “First what you guys have to do is get to the back fence. There should be an opening big enough for you to fit yourselves and all the equipment without getting seen. You should use the trash bins when you enter to stash anything you might need to escape.”
“What if someone takes out the trash, though, what then?” Lemon asks.
“They won’t. They have very particular hours of taking out the trash and this shouldn’t take you up to 8pm now, should it?” you chuckle softly while looking at the daylight from your window.
“Let’s go. We should not waste time.” Yuichi mutters to them. “I want to get out of this as soon as possible.” He motions to his overall look. He has a much dapper look than usual to seem like he is a professional yakuza associate.
“Oh but I want pics of your sexy get-up before it gets potentially ruined. You didn’t let me see it before you left.” you pout.
He scoffs, “Hachi, don’t.” You giggle in response knowing you pushed him a bit.
“Alright, fellas. It’s showtime.” Ladybug says as all make their way toward the broken fence. They bend their bodies halfway to get through as you say, “You guys see a gray door straight ahead? It should have a helipad sign on it.”
“Yes, ma’am. Picking the lock now.” Ladybug manages to quickly get the door unlocked as Lemon and Tangerine stash the extra weapons as you advised.
Ladybug starts to zip up his jumpsuit, getting ready for action. “Now, BB, how did you manage to get the maintenance guy’s uniform? Did you order it?”
“Oh, lovebug, you underestimate me. We have had this plan for months and you thought I wouldn’t have the actual maintenance man taken care of. How did you think I knew his whole schedule and how the routine check-up works?” you say while taking a sip of your iced coffee.
“Wow, our Bumblebee has a stinger,” Lemon says. “Damn, right, handsome.” You smooch as he chuckles in response.
The boys make their way up to the third floor of the stairs and right before they open the door you say, “Wait, guys, remember this layout. The left side of the corridor is where Yuichi has to escort Ladybug to the computer. On the right side is where Lemon and Tangerine need to sneak through to get to the last door on the left where Kuro Akuji, the yakuza chairman, is currently setting up the deal with the subordinate family of his clan. They know that there are people trying to get this deal to cease its plans of kicking civilians out of their town just so they can expand their empire with a shiny, new money-grab casino. Even people in his own clan aren’t too happy about it so there are going to be guards roaming through that hall so try to be as quiet as possible. Be invisible, even.”
“Got it, poppet,” Tangerine says as clicks out his knife before opening the door and peeking out to make sure the coast is clear for them to split up. He nods and the pairs go their separate ways. Lemon and Tangerine walk a few feet before needing to turn a corner and take a glimpse of the hallway that is full of a bunch of huge men in suits having a chat outside the doors of the meeting. “Bollocks.” They say quietly at the same time. “BB, how much are we getting paid for this again?” Lemon asks in whispers.
“The informer offered 3 million for Akuji’s death along with everyone else in the room who is involved,” you say while reading out the terms on a tab of your encrypted emails.
Yuichi frowns while still walking through empty hallways with Ladybug. “Just to kill him? What has the computer got to do with it?” he asks. 
“Oh that is a mystery mouse ka-tool that is going to help us later,” you smile to yourself. “Just stay focused and make sure you go to the black door at the end of the hallway that has a number 3 on it.”
He shakes his head and decides to not ask any more questions. Yuichi then finally spots the door you said and he looks at Ladybug before taking a sigh. He knocks three times before a tall man with bleached hair and a similar dark suit to Yuichi’s answers the door. He seems to have an intimidating ever-present frown that most large men in the yakuza always wear as a part of their uniform.
Ladybug stands there, awkwardly smiling and lifting his toolbox up as Yuichi is explaining their presence to the associate. The man lifts his eyebrow before opening the door giving them room for entry.
“Good boys. Now, Ladybug all you have to do is follow the steps I showed you the other day. Unscrew the computer’s casing and then remove all the parts so you can look like you’re replacing the PC’s fan. Snatch the original motherboard before replacing it with the extra one.” you explain before switching your attention, “Fruits, are you guys doing, alright?”
“Just fucking dandy, darling,” Tangerine says out of breath as he grunts while he slices the last huge guard in the hallway. 
“Still need to get to the Diesel, luv, but we got this.” Lemon states before grabbing a sword that is laying on the floor beside a large suited body. Tangerine looks to his brother and says, “Time for a Tail Tack, innit?” Lemon pats his shoulder and responds excitedly, “Shit, bruv, we haven’t done that in ages!”
Tangerine kicks open the door to the meeting and the twins run in shooting and slicing in direction, back up against the other to keep from throwing shots at each other. Bodies hit the ground like coins out of a pocket and not a single one with a second to process taking out their weapons. The two men take a look towards the center of the room and blow a few more shots toward the most important person in the room.
Thankfully, all the commotion isn’t heard from the opposite side of the floor, where Ladybug is finishing his work of grabbing the motherboard. Yuichi asks the associates for a lighter trying to act casual while distracting them from the final pieces of Ladybug’s movements.
Ladybug finally closes up the computer case and then gathers his tools before standing up. Yuichi notices and then makes his way up towards the exit while bidding farewell to those in the room not trying to make eye contact with the large bleached-haired man as he opens the door. Ladybug follows close behind saying his best Japanese goodbyes. They both release a breath like they’ve been holding it the whole time there as they walk back towards the same place they exited.
They meet two blood-covered twins halfway with and stare at them with raised eyebrows. “You bastards act as if you didn’t expect this,” Tangerine says annoyed at their reaction before opening the door to the stairs aggressively.
“Are all my boys together and in one piece?” you smile feeling proud of how smooth your plan played out. “Yes, we are close to the exit,” Yuichi says.
“Oh my god, am I actually going to see Yuichi come back with that delicious suit?” you ask before biting your lip at the thought.
“Not before you hose down the fruits before letting them back inside The Garden.” Ladybug cringes at the thought of needing to get the inside of the car cleaned as they crawl out of the hole in the fence. “You try looking proper when you have to fucking blow some bellend's brains out for 3 million fucking dollars!” Tangerine states aggressively as he hops into the driver's seat making their quick escape in hopes no one follows them.
“I'm sure it isn't anything I haven't seen from them before. As long as my boys come back to me still breathing, I don’t care what I have to do. But I will make it my own personal mission to see sexy Yakuza Yuichi in front of me before I deal with the twins.” you chuckle as you keep track of the traffic cameras, making sure that no one is following their location.
The boys arrive safely and you get a notification of the deposit from the informer in The Garden’s bank account just a few minutes after confirming the mission’s completion. Ladybug hops out of the car still in his disguise, with the toolbox in his hand. He opens it and passes you the motherboard. Your smile wides as he hands it to you and you give him a quick peck on the cheek. Yuichi gets out of the car and you walk up to him as soon as you notice him. You took out your phone and take a photo immediately as you squeal like a fangirl.
“You look so fucking hot! I’m so sorry, but I am going to plan more jobs that require you to be in more sexy ass suits.” you run your hand down his tie, admiring the details.
Yuichi can’t help but chuckle lightly at all the attention you’re giving him despite his aversion to the idea. “I can’t say no to you, Hachi. You know that,” he says while stroking your hair softly.
“Thank you for looking this handsome so we could have the motherboard,” you say while looking up at him sweetly.
“Why is it so important, anyway?” Yuichi asks.
“It is important because this will give us access to all the intel that Kuro Akiji’s clan had on the area they claimed to be theirs. Secret houses, plans, or info on their members that his associates held in one computer to keep things running properly in the organization. We can be one step ahead of all the yakuza’s operations. Plus, it runs insanely fast and has a large amount of space for me to do the same in The Hivemind. They had the best computer modders in the city optimize it to perfection so it has all that and more for me to play with. So, basically, you guys have acquired one of the best systems that could only be found in the black market with the same price value as what we made from just killing Akuji. Neat, huh?” They look at you in astonishment as you explained.
“You, Bumblebee, are fucking brilliant,” Lemon says. “And you, my Lemon drop, need a fucking shower. And so do you, Tang. Come on, let's go to the backyard so I can hose you, cuties, down.” You snap twice and point for them to walk to the back gate with haste.
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A/N: Sorry, it has been a minute since I felt the urge to get my ideas flowing! I was really needing a day to feel like I could give you guys this sweet little bit of their dynamic on the job and today was finally that. I had fun writing this one and even though it isn't really smutty or even remotely steamy, the thoughts of how they would work together made me smile. I hope you all feel the same way.
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savvywavvy96 · 26 days
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Where is the love for Bullet Train!?!?
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I don’t know how to delete the shark
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tangybug · 1 year
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bullet train characters + text posts (6/?)
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phonkscribes · 1 year
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A kissaroo from me to you.
Or select Bullet Train smooch headcanons, not to be confused with kisses.
Ladybug
He’s the type to smile so hard when you grab his face for a good ol’ smooch.
The quick little press of your lips does well to bring him out of an anxious mood, especially when he’s rambling about the possibilities of what could go wrong.
“Thanks… I needed that”, he giggles sheepishly, rosey cheeks and all as he grins at you.
Definitely asks for another afterwards, like he can’t help himself… not that you’d deny him.
Lemon
He’d give you one back without even thinking about it.
Seriously, the second you plant your lips on his cheek or forehead, he’s already moving to get a good hold of you. It’s like a little game
“MUAH! There we are. Can’t have ya pass by without a lit’le somefin’ can I?”, he’d definitely address you by a train name afterwards
Despite being given the alias of Lemon, he’s always the sweetest when you happen to catch him out of work.
Tangerine
He is such a brat.
"Oi, stop that, I'm tryin' to do somethin' sweetheart", he's pushing you to the side(not really) as you plant your little smooches on his cheek or forehead
He acts like he doesn't like it, until you don't stop peppering them on him, and then he starts smiling and can't help himself
He grabs and holds you, so that you can't run away as he returns the little favors.
Once he's satisfied, he'll let you go and get off to wherever he was going originally.
Yuichi
The Father is comforted by these little smooches, because he feels assured that you love him on the days where he thinks you don't
He holds your hands there and brushes over the back of them with his thumbs.
Yuichi will say he loves you and wants to be embraced in a hug, sort of standing there with you and not wanting to let go.
He's a sap, but knows that he'll have to let go of you eventually to tend to Wataru. He will return the smooch on your forehead and scratch you with his stubble.
When he goes, he looks so sad, like a kicked puppy.
Shigeru
The Elder anticipated your smooch and retaliates with his own. He is quick, faster than you'd given him credit for as he delightfully catches you off guard.
After he's given you your little kiss, he watches you with adoration in his eyes, smiling as he chuckles at your reaction.
"Come", he beckons and lets you give him your smooch.
He pulls you to rest under his chin as he holds you, happy to have you safe in his arms as you two just rest there. He might tell you a story or say something wise here.
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