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tangybug · 2 years
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bullet train + the onion headlines (1/?)
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erischeatsdeath · 1 year
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bullet train moments i 🫶 adore
-the prince sobbing and swearing that yuichi kidnapped her and lemon staring blankly for a moment before going, "sorry. i get captivated by white girl tears. bravo--,“
-kill me pretty!! being tangerine's song
-"and lemon?... you be careful too." [beat] "[winks] when the train comes-a-rocking, don't come-a-knocking, amirite?"
-the twins arguing about their kill count while the son is just "🧍😐".
-yuichi kimura "how the fuck am i supposed to kill the white death 😡" "wtf are you doing 🤨" "[constant blank, confused, pissed-the-fuck-off stare]" underrated character frfr.
-"oh my god, did you just say whack. 😭" "i did, i'm bringing it back." "noo it needs to stay where it was" [...] "so they don't whack me! see what i did there?" "you're really proud of yourself, aren't you? 😠😒" MARIA AND LADYBUG!!
-"nut up or shut up, bruv." [agressive british rock rendition of i'm forever blowing bubbles]
-the prince explaining her plans to yuichi. not my fave character but MAN the way she says shit during her second scene w/ kimura and while she's rigging the case is so.. slash pos.
-CARVER. fucking carver. the fact that ryan reynolds was narratively and canonically supposed to be the main chara. of the movie is so funny to me. and ladybug just despising his existence and cursing his name as he sees the snake.
-a tangerine fruit truck identical to the one lemon drives in the end of the movie almost killing ladybug in his opening scene.
-the political blackmail scene where the woman is deadass moaning, "i voted for you" 😭
-"bloody fuckin' hell. do you mind?" being tangerine's first line because yuichi ran into the cute cart girl. him calling yuichi a "fucking asshole" to the cart girl.
-tangerine being a kleptomaniac 🫶
-ladybug being so unironically convinced that his garbage fucking british accent was convincing the white death's men.
-"yeah? well im a professional. i wanted to make sure this wasnt some yakuza trap but clearly not it's some fucking 80's dance-off, innit?" live, laugh, tangerine.
-maria beetle. need i say more.
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phierie · 10 months
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guy who wears a bucket hat and talks about his therapist
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babygirltangerine · 2 months
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ladybug's bad memory... it really took him that long to remember he spilled wine on someone and maria is immediately like "THE WOLF??"... love them. love that she remembers something as unremarkable as ladybug spilling a drink on someone better than he does
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clowwwwwn · 4 months
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Захотелось немного отвлечься от анимации и просто порисовать что-нибудь забавное
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Two halves of a whole idiot <3
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ineffably-queer · 7 months
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horrormusicals · 10 months
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did someone make this yet. anyway
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theres-a-bea · 3 months
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yuichi and shigeru's height gap implies that yuichi's mother was tall as fuck pass it along
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bullet train gave me fucking brain rot, okay, just bear with me and sorry if anyone has done this before but fuck it.
ladybug is actually so fucking proficient
he says it's bad luck, because of his newfound desire to not kill people or try not to (and I truly think it all, therapy, choosing to try not to kill people, just snatch and grab jobs, all came to a head when Lemon shot him, for several reason that were briefly touched on in the movie but, whatever, that's another post) but he is SCARILY proficient.
Here's my headcanon and explanation why he ends up killing people EVEN WHEN trying not to, EVEN WHEN he pauses to talk them out of it, which is really just asking them if they REALLY wanna fight cause he KNOWS how it'll end, and if he doesn't win....he's sorta resigned to it. Anyway.
My entire family consists of skilled fighters that have been fighting their entire life.
So I KNOW after years - and ladybug has been in this business for a LONG time - a fight, and navigating a fight, just becomes another one of your senses, it is so natural your body and mind just DO
Every instance he gets the high ground because he's so practiced, even being out for a little while for normal jobs, even while being clumsy, even with his so called bad luck.
If he hadnt been trying to ACTIVELY not kill them, based just on intuition from years of practice, he would have killed them before they even had a chance to kill him.
If he hadnt disliked guns, they wouldn't have even gotten close to him.
He's vigilant, and quick, and innovative--when he closed the door on tangerines arm, when he baited hornet, talking her into grabbing the antidote, then QUICKLY grabbed it from her and used it on himself, even before when he injected her with the poison.
When Lemon shot him in the flashback, he just reacted with exasperation because he had been shot before, probably multiple times from his reaction to it.
He's made out to be a lot less formidable than he actually is, and the reason he comes across that way is because of his nonchalance and resignation to the situation at hand and the resignation leads to him being goofy and clumsy and careless in the moment.
And he has so much resignation because of his years of experience, and the shit he's been through, much like The Elder.
He couldve killed Hornet when he had the briefcase above her, and chose to give her a chance by talking to her, he couldve killed lemon in the beginning when he was sitting in front of him, and gave another chance by talking to him.
He killed the Wolf, accident and instinct, he killedtangerine mortally wounded tangerine.
And all of these are highly skilled killers.
The skill it took to throw a knife that clean, that precisely, from over 6 feet away on a fast moving train, while crouching, and hit the target in the heart with enough depth he sunk immediately, and not hurt lemon at all in the process? Even lemon was surprised.
Bad luck, or is it just a resignation to kill, instinct, and extreme proficiency.
Bad luck or just not caring because he's been in this business for so long, left it, just to return and realize, fuck, he really didn't miss this chaos.
Bad luck or muscle memory?
No, Ladybug is one of the most proficient hitmen on that train and I wonder how ruthless he used to be before he decided to become a new man.
And he also just has really good luck, who the fuck survives a train splitting and crashing like that? The fuck.
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haliaiii · 1 year
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uhhh here’s my interpretations of some of the main characters in the book version of bullet train based on their descriptions, might draw movie fanart sometime soon too :)
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tangybug · 1 year
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erischeatsdeath · 11 months
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wanna know what i just spent the last twenty minutes of my life on
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dirtylittlediesel · 5 months
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tangerine one day being assigned to be ladybugs handler but ladybug has chronic i fuck my handlers syndrome
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babygirltangerine · 8 months
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"why'd i do that? it's like i've got a compulsion or something" tangerine x "would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?" ladybug. they are analyzing symptoms and contemplating mental illness <3
and then there's also "need to talk to someone. serious." lemon and "no, no. and if it wasn't clear, i meant 'yes.'" maria. their foils and their stabilizers
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ferrymann · 4 months
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i did end up finishing the bullet train novel!! some thoughts (with spoilers guys!!!):
— i have never wanted to punch a 14 year old boy more than the prince in this novel.
— nanao describing tangerine as cute and handsome.
— nearly everything with lemon and tangerine actually i think i dog eared almost every page
— lemons parents!!! i loved that little insight into him
— “tangerines world goes silent”
— when the prince says tan knows a lot about thomas and he smiles to himself a bit
— the way nanao is described as going off the scale when he gets cornered
— yuichi’s parents lmfao i loved them
overall i enjoyed it so much, i enjoyed the certain insights you got into characters and their little differences. i thought the casting of tan and lemon as english was actually very fitting based off the book, i’m not sure why but i definitely was able to get that feeling. nanao was genuinely such an interesting character to follow too he was so so so so so pathetic
i’m not sure i have anything else but wow lmfao i’m glad i took a break from anna karenina to read something more digestible
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