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dirtylittlediesel · 12 days
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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
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dirtylittlediesel · 13 days
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my tangybug height difference dream vs the tangybug height reality
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dirtylittlediesel · 13 days
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it's stupidly easy for ladybug to get laid but this never registers for him
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dirtylittlediesel · 1 month
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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
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dirtylittlediesel · 1 month
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lemon with that fiji water
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dirtylittlediesel · 1 month
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the son prolly did a "compare hand sizes" to lemon while on the bullet train, still kinda high but also the man does what he wants, and tangerine would've slapped his hand down like a gnat
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dirtylittlediesel · 1 month
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real talk shigeru topping could be so multidimensional...
knowing when to apply pressure / when to ease back... hes super perceptive... great listener... very centered as a person and he knows his values... but also like, those things can make a top so lethal... he can service top he can hard dom... domming through anything... through tears... listening to the bottoms body... ignoring begging because he knows the bottom can handle it... idk i feel like he'd enjoy other peoples enjoyment but also enjoy pushing subs to the limit... pushing subs to the limit AS A FORM OF CARE... lets not forget he was ass deep in organized crime & hes a great combatant too... i feel like he could handle a brat too because hes so unfazed and flexible but i dont think brats would be his favorite tbh.. and his gentleness and patience... the aftercare would be sublime idk !
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dirtylittlediesel · 1 month
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i miss lemon and tangerine... lemon at the supermarket pointing at the ugliest most puckered orange and turning to tangerine to say, 'you'.... lemon cutting tangerine's hair over the sink... tangerine bleaching the back parts of lemon's hair that he can't get to by himself... tangerine glancing wistfully at a necklace in the window of a jeweler, just a passing glance on one of their missions, only to get it for his birthday six months later... lemon falling asleep to tangerine rambling about west ham... tangerine falling asleep to lemon's treatise on which thomas the tank engine character is aro... tangerine hotwiring a car so he and lemon can drive around in style on vacation... lemon bequeathing it a tiny little thomas dashboard keychain... so on and so forth and so on
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dirtylittlediesel · 2 months
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the dogs outside Love me they know i’m one of them
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dirtylittlediesel · 2 months
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i miss mariaa and ladybug... beetlebug is real and achievable for us... not in this world, but in the next...
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dirtylittlediesel · 2 months
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maria x prince has so much potential... two lesbianic woman, both HIGHLY competent, one who's super stuck-up and high-strung and demanding and green, and the other who's EARNED her confidence and has this intimidating glower and is more laid-back and knows the ropes... oughhhhh
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dirtylittlediesel · 2 months
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imagine maria in the boxing ring... now how did it feel to imagine utopia
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dirtylittlediesel · 2 months
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POV: you're undercover Tangerine's handler and you just confronted him for whoring with every suspect on the mission :/
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dirtylittlediesel · 2 months
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someone liked this one post from me and nothing else and then immediately followed me. salute to a kindred soul
rust cohle's asscheeks are so tense from anxiety you need a hydraulic jack to split them and get in between
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dirtylittlediesel · 2 months
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thinking about rust cohle's jaw opening stretch before he throws out his smoke and says "fuck it, let's go!"
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dirtylittlediesel · 2 months
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rust cohle's asscheeks are so tense from anxiety you need a hydraulic jack to split them and get in between
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