Interviewer: So I've looked at your resume and I really like how you have a lot of skills and assets, but my team and I don't understand what: "Knows All Of The Minecraft Potion Recipes", has to do with this job.

Me, getting up: Well, I think that lets me know everything about you.

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

Can't tell you how frequently I encounter posts on here for people with entirely opposite issues to me

everyone look at this fish i had to draw for my illustration class. for a grade. i am going to get a good grade in therapy salmon, something which is both normal to w

Danny was being harassed in broad daylight.

He can’t get the guy to take a hint and frankly he’s going to be late for his new job if he can’t get through the door.

Just when he was starting to think that he would have to hit him, a hand gently rested on his shoulder.

“Hey Chum sorry it took me so long to get here but traffic was a killer! Is this man bothering you?”

Turns out His boss Bruce Wayne is actually a nice man.

Too bad Gotham gossips worst than a small town.

Seriously guys, this isn’t funny, it stopped being funny the third time he got picked out of a crowd as the “new Wayne.”

one of the last barriers keeping jester from sending ludinus da'leth the most threatening four part save the date to her wedding has finally been removed. only the cage surrounding the moon still protects him.

the absolute disconnect of taylor swift by describing her album reputation as a punk goth moment of female rage when she wrote lyrics to said record such as: "he can be my jailor, burton to this taylor" "you're so gorgeous i cant say anything to your face, cause look at that face" and "my babys fly like a jet stream" among others. not only laughable but ignorant at best and pedantic at worst. shes just clowning herself at this point.

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sorry if everybody already knew this and im just dumb but i just realised that stoker made it a gag that van helsing doesn't understand british slang (ie. he doesn't understand when someone says "bloody" or "bloomin'") WHFKSHFKSHD I JUST NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE BUT NOW ON MY REREAD I FINALLY NOTICED IT AND IT JUST KILLED ME DEAD.

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Dannypocalypse attacked. Only the Danno, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Danno, a Danno named Danno. And although his dannobending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Danno can save the world.

more promotional material from DreamWorksTV! love to see little details like these, they're what really breathe life into the jurassic world universe 🦖

You mentioned before that the people who would have access to Machete's bedchamber would likely already know about Vasco. How did that come up in your mind? Did they get caught in the act or was the subject broached with enough trust? How did those people handle it? Sorry if this is a bit vague but I thought about it today and I'm very interested. :)

I think it just has to be the case, I can't imagine how they could manage to hide the fact Vasco is bunking with him from everyone, for years and years. Machete doesn't live alone, he has staff and servants who do his housekeeping and run his errands. Even if Vasco didn't stay there for any extended periods of time and snuck out the back door to avoid attention, I'm assuming at least the people who do his laundry and change his sheets would eventually detect that some sort of funny business had happened. But the number of people who are in on it is still very very small and tightly controlled. His assistant Vittorio definitely knows and helps to manage this situation, so does his personal doctor, and on top of that maybe a handful of most trusted high-ranking emplyees, which he has vetted extremely carefully and pays handsomely for their discreetness and prudence.

spiderpeople that could defeat spot first try:

1. spider-ham (cartoon logic dictates that he can just pick up the holes)

2. sun-spider (disabled solidarity. would probably get spot to come to the realization that hes 100% disabled and be empathetic about it)

3. spider-punk (would explain that a majority of spots problems originate from the shitty system hes in and that capitalism is the problem, not miles)

SOPPING WET. DRENCHED. BABY. LITERALLY THIS -> 🥺🥺🥺

Damn

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