one time tim and evan had to hunker down because a storm was coming and evan took his eyes off of tim for a moment. he then turned back around only to see tim standing outside with midwest dad watching storm pose (hands on hips, nodding occasionally) and evan, being the jersey boy he is, freaks out. is this anything

This idea has my dying laughing just tim standing there like evan its not bad we could probably still drive to the next town in this.

And evan just:

Like evan who is the more impulsive of the two and has not self preservation due to habit keeping him alove throughout it all.

A big storm the rains going sideways and its just grey and the lights in the shitty motel room they over paid for cause the inn keeper knew they had to stay. The thunder is deafening and evans sitting on the bed blankets over his shoulders tapping his foot nervously and tim just keeping the door open to watch cause there's no tornado. So he worst that can happen is getting soaked.

Tim just whistles and yeah you were right in stopping otherwise wed be stuck in the car. And well evans a lil shit okay and hed see an opportunity tim wont close the door even though he has to be as cold as evan is with it open

So evan would just smirk to himself anf just carefully get up like yeah im surprised you didnt want to growing up with tornado warnings and shit but im glad your old stubborn ass decided to listen to me :)

and he shoove tim out into the rain laughing as hed shut the door he wouldnt lock it doubling over lauging and well tim wouldnt come back right away hed wait long enough for evan to at least get curious looking iut the window he cant see tim and well shit he didnt wanna piss him off that bad 🙄 like hes probably moping in the car so hed open the door prepare to yell for tim to come back

only for hands to grab the front of his shirt and throw him out into the rain laughter being carried away by the winds tim laughing at evan and well its just gonna end with them tackling and chasing eachother in the rain for a bit

more sigma more sigma the people pines for sigma the people rages fwrhwwhh wwweww; wh3/ (gets up too fast)

watch out your iron levels bbg

I needed to tell you that tiny shorts Cody has taken over my brain. I'm utterly obsessed

Ahhhhh hi, yes, hello!!!! Same same same!!! I was so delighted to receive this ask and I am so glad you share my obsession!!

If you're interested, I do have some critical background:

- They're Marshall Commander shorts. They say Marshall Commander across the ass.

- Bly, in possession of a discretionary fund ""for trooper morale,"" got them as a gag gift for each of his batchmates.*

- Cody (unfuckwithable) wears them unironically, unselfconsciously, daily, for his morning workout (....on the days he gets a morning workout.)

- It is widely understood that Cody is at his best and most approachable at this time. In the moments between his cooldown and hitting the sonics, Cody is in possession of serenity, mercy, benevolence. He's in a good mood.

- This is the time to come to him with. Just. The most aggravating issues. No matter how nightmarish the fuckup, Marshall Commander Shorts Cody can see the shape of the solution. No crisis will rattle his calm.

- Inevitably, someone shares this with Obi-Wan. Though not, perhaps, the full context.

- I think you know how this ends.

- Obi-Wan just isn't prepared, I think. The first time he sees the Marshall Commander Shorts. I think Cody is flushed and shirtless, thighs out, drinking his water, toweling off his face. I think he sees Obi-Wan and smiles. I think Cody so rarely smiles. It's like 💀💀 a dream. It's like he's dreaming.

"His scowl deepens with every step you take, and by the time you're standing in front of him you think you can physically feel his hatred rolling off of him in heavy waves. There's almost something intimate and flattering in how intently he stares at you - as if you're the only other person in the room. Who cares if it's because he wants to kill you?"

This scene from chapter 4 still lives rent free in my head @exilethegame

what’s some of ashes weirdest/hidden talents

She can hawk up fireball loogies

Random, but I love harassing my fave bloggers for no reason haha

I present more smug Graves because I forgot to show you when I first made it. Anyways yeah sorry it was random pff

LMAO that looks great, bud!! he looks so smug that i want to hold him in my fist and shake him aggressively

I really hate pining with all my heart, so here’s an idea: CodyWan who fall in love within the first month of meeting each other and hold hands and give hugs and little nuzzles and everyone else is like ‘yeah. Cody and the General. They sure are friendly…’ but no one says it to them till they overhear it one day and straight up go ‘we got married on month two of dating’ and everyone loses their minds they thought they were in a ‘everyone but them knows they’re married’ AU but they’re actually in a ‘speedrun strangers to old married couple’ AU and they’re so confused.

How about imogen as the autism creature

i like having them share things and do things for each other because they are both selfish assholes

I currently have like two very similar AUs where Cody raises Rex and idk which one to write ugh. I know I could just do both (bc its my AO3 and who is going to stop me?) but the problem is that the newer AU borrows heavily from the other and then it just,,, becomes repetition. So now I am stuck trying to decide if I should rewrite one of them to borrow less from the other, or flip a coin and decide which one to write

Who is the guy in your header gif? Or what is it from?

Hello so sorry about the late reply but life's been a bit busy so if your still around hopefully ya see this lol

SO the guy in the header is evan myers a character from a web series called everymanhybrid a fitness channel turned slenderverse horror.

If your interested in watching it this playlist has everything you'll need. I personally love it due to the characters twists and turns it def is full of surprises i won't spoil here for you. I will warn it does get a bit dark nothing too graphic but it comes with the territory. Now i know you here slenderman series and you'd think it was like idk edgy cringe. Which yeah it is but it also super endearing and it's truly a beautiful tragedy. I def recommend.

Now the header is specifically from an outtake video they have a whole channel dedicated to such things or alt takes but i wouldn't go watching those till after like bonus content.

I chose it cause lets be honest evan is just so pretty bruised and bloodied :D and look how happy he looks hgjdskhgs

but i hope this was helpful and if you do choose to get into it id love to hear your thoughts <3

atreus: *babbling in simlish*

kratos and mimir: …what

The plumbob pops over his head when he speaks it btw so theyre probably even more confused

Okay maybe I totally missed it in the story, but I’ve gotta ask: how did Jake find out about Ice and Mav?? I know there was a line about “figuring out who Bradley’s dads were” in Debriefing, and it seems like Jake definitely knows by the carrier for the mission, given how he reacts when Bradley says he’s gay and that they “hate him for not being able to hide it like them”, but when was the discussion about exactly what Ice and Mav are to each other? At what point did Bradley tell him, and how long did Jake spend staring at a wall and saying “huh” in a dazed sort of way???

i admit i made it confusing on purpose and i admit there isn’t much of jakes reaction but yes

it’s the third “he was my dad.” specifically about ice. whereas the other two are about goose & mav. because, you know, there are three of them. dads, that is. ice just happens to be the third

Jake canonically doesn’t know what’s up with the holy dad trinity because he doesn’t even react to seeing goose btwn ice (fucking cdr of the pacflt) and mav (his fucking CO) in that old top gun photo —only cares about goose. clueless-ass mf. and the homosexual little “what is with these two!” during the first practice dogfight.

but i bet there were clues. a lot of little things that eventually came together.

a.) scrolling through the navy times on his laptop in bed cause he’s bored one night, tilting it over so bradley can see the screen and read the headline, ‘RADM tom Kazansky named pacific fleet commander,’ just randomly asking “whaddaya make of this guy?” and next to him bradley freezes and almost refuses to speak and then snipishly says, “he’s gay.” / “what?” what a wild thing to say! / “i just know it. he’s gay. look at him. hiding it like that.” / “what a weird fucking thing to say about a guy you’ve never met, bradshaw!” / and bradley going all silent and sullen the way he does sometimes and saying “well i don’t think anything of him. whatever.” / and then both of them put it from their minds and never talk about it again.

B.) all the quiet little dad-related breakdowns over the years. Father’s Day is never happy when bradley’s around. jake made the mistake of asking him why, once. he said something to the effect of “well with three of them you’d think id be statistically likely to get a dad who wasn’t unbelievably fucked-up or dead but nope! it’s three times as bad as usual!” and refused to elaborate. bradley is often annoying this way.

c.) the fact that capt mitchell, maverick, who looks like a gracefully-aging movie star, is by all accounts nice and charming and mostly-ish respected, and yet apparently chronically single, a confirmed bachelor for as long as most officers can remember. hondo knows something, clearly, but he’s being very cagey about it, apparently out of loyalty to maverick. even on day ONE of the special training detachment at Top Gun, there are rumors. Some more mean-spirited than others (looking at you, harvard) which Jake tries to shut down, because he remembers being on the receiving end of mean-spirited rumors like that, and rumors about a guy like maverick probably aren’t true. ‘I’ve heard about him. Whispers. Watch him the next time we hit the Hard Deck. He’ll flirt with Penny the bartender, and she’ll flirt back, but he sure as hell won’t take her home. You know what I mean.’ Yeah right. dangerous to make comments about a man like maverick. jake keeps his mouth shut.

d.) but then there’s the way bradley acts around him. They’ve met before and they know each other and there is not only bad blood between them, it’s blood that’s been simmering for a while and just now boiling over. Three dads. the maverick-related rumors. hmm…

e.) that picture of goose and mav and ice. OKAY. Now we’re getting somewhere. Bradley’s dad… LTJG nick bradshaw… FLEW with maverick. Looks up the obituary online and reads the news reports he can find in the archives. Maverick was behind the stick when goose ate it. Okay. Two out of three dads found and accounted for. (Because they’re broken up, and because jakes still heartbroken, this fact will be used as ammunition. “Or that maverick was flying when his—“ “YOU SON OF A BITCH!” et cetera et cetera.)

f.) on the flight deck shaking hands with the commanding officer of every commanding officer jake has ever dad—admiral tom kazansky, come to wish the aviators good luck, and to sanction their attack. this is, like, a big deal. like a really big deal. like, makes you wanna stop and ask him for a selfie to post on your LinkedIn to advance your career kind of big deal. but out of the corner of his eye… jake’s noticing Bradley on the verge of a dad-related breakdown. bradley doesn’t seem to care how much of a big deal it is to have the privilege to shake the hand of the commander of the pacific fleet. isn’t even looking. something big and hateful between them. something like bad blood. oh oh oh. wait. It’s coming together.

g.) poking fun at him. psyching him out. what’s a little pre-suicide-mission hazing between exes? what is with you, bradshaw? you’re, like, freaking out over here..! —and Bradley, looking for someone—anyone!—to trust, tugging him into his cabin on the aircraft carrier and bursting into tears and crashing down onto the linoleum into jake’s arms and saying “he was my dad…!”

h.) bingo.

me: hee hee hoo hoo the underworld saga is out! let me listen to it while I do my vacuuming I'm sure it'll be fun to listen to

Me, approximately 1 minute and 17 seconds into the first song:

I am looking at that idea for Baby Link and Abel 👀👀👀 maybe I’ll make both of them sick

It honestly makes the most sense that the only way Abel’s gonna get a break is if Hylia herself forces him to take one 😂

Do it! Even if it's Abel is fine at first, but catches it from Link (which Link was afraid of because kids his age care deeply about their parent's well-being) so Link tries to take care of Abel

...except he's four, so can't really do a lot of the usual caretaking things we think of. His caretaking consists of

Make sure Papa drinks water

Maybe share Mrs. Moo

Snuggle with Papa and make sure he sleeps

Tell Papa he has to get better soon so they can [insert current hyperfixation]

based off of nocti’s affection story ch2 >:3c

uncropped ver + some close ups