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trollbreak · 2 months
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SITS HERE
#been slowly swinging a pendulum between bill and beastly all day#and um. sits on the floor. bill is able to read folks as well as junie she just. doesn’t really know what to do#with that. sees how Ethann and Beastly are and is like. hm. I’m. not fond of the way you grew up. but one of you treats the topic as a live#explosive and the other can’t seem to conceptualize how anything was wrong. she’s like. that’s not right. but the fuck could I do abt it.#she’s just lingering in a room with Ethann while the both of them work on deparate things in silence. they’re very close because of the. the#‘shows trust by being nearby and letting themself not pay attention to u’#like the. the making a point to go hey. you’re not a threat to me. and im available if needed.#bill talks to herself while she works sometimes and when she does Ethann comes over to watch. do u fucking KNOW how Ethann is slowly learnin#abt ships and upkeep from this… bill helping him wash grease out of their fur at the end of the night…. beastly doesn’t live with bill ofc#but he’s a regular visitor and bill makes sure to let him know he’s always welcome… sometimes when he’s feeling particularly unmoored her#house is one of the places he goes to find a room to sit in silence for a few hours. maybe nap till things feel a little more real again.#SIGHS ALL BIG#bill 🤝 junie. shes Ur dad#junie is happy for him to be ur mom#bill never signed up for this shit and is sitting there staring into her coffee going hm. wel shit when did that happen. like she’s Gonna be#a helpful figure but she’s also like. when did that happen?
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I have to ask about good dog bad dream <3
🥰🥰 oh i was HOPING for this one. ok so y’all may actually know a little bit already because it exists in the tags as tyler borzoituzzi but! good dog bad dream is the working document title/notes compilation for a fic that started with the premise of “well you see that’s actually not a dog that’s my blorbo from my hrpf shifter wolf au—”
and, because i have never formally addressed it or put it anywhere other than the tags, three important details about this fic:
this IS a semi-au fic about the detroit red wings, set vaguely in the 2018-19 season, because the wings sucked that year (but not as bad as 2019-20)
this is ALSO a fic that is mainly about tyler bertuzzi and dylan larkin, with some other wings thrown in because i've never met an ensemble i couldn't shove into a love story
this 100% exists because of mickey redmond calling tyler a junkyard dog every chance he gets and me every time going "okay but what if literally though" -> 🐺
#me 🤝 the detroit red wings hippo campus hive mind#liv in the replies#the way that this fic exists fully formed in my brain & i just need it!!! to come out as a narrative!!!#where is the brainworm to print fic button. where is it#also the way in which i’m just like ‘yeah the fic is tyler borzoituzzi’ ok but can we have a title please. like a real one.#because somehow out of 20 pages of bertuzzi-thesis-dog-related quotes i have not found a title. ???? help. i also have a whole titles note#for just collecting phrases to use as titles (sometimes with specific ideas sometimes just vibes sometimes like oh i like that phrase)#not to mention the fact that my quote doc for the bertuzzi thesis has a more embarrassing title but like it’s fine!!#UPDATE THE DOC HAS ACTUAL WRITING IN IT 🚨🚨 I REPEAT WE HAVE REAL NARRATIVE NOT TAG NOT!FIC#WE ARE AT A SOLID ALMOST 1K!!! THIS IS THANKS TO Y’ALL!!! don’t ask how long the document with notes is tho. also how many scenes are done 🙃#anyway i have had this reply written for like two days but keep not posting it because i wanted to be able to have something written to give#but also there’s another ask about good dog bad dream so this one will be info (boring) (sorry) and i will post a snippet in the next ask <3#me vs not wanting to spoil things vs literally the entire plot of this already written out in the tags: fight#tyler borzoituzzi#WAIT MY TAGS DIDN’T SAVE 😭😭😭#you’re missing the one of me going ‘🥺🥰☺️😭💕‼️🥹 thank you for the ask’#lmaooo tumblr out here like ‘bro you can’t do that every time someone sends an ask’ ok well watch me. what if i DO cherish every interaction#wip ask game
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flowwsblog · 4 months
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You’re so warm—
Part 2 (final Part)
Timothee!wonka x f!reader
a/n; anddd this is part 2! Thank you guys for all the love on the first one!!
Summary; in which reader ends up falling asleep in Willy’s arms, thank god for late night bathroom trips.
Warnings; fluff only 🤝
“Yes?”
There was a moment where only breaths could be heard. The cold inhale from your nose, exhale vibrating as his arm slid slightly downward.
“It’s cold… I’m cold… are you cold?”
“Yeah, a little.”
A smile crept into his face slowly, as heat rose up your neck.
“Well. I have just the treat for that.” He happily hummed, hand still latched softly onto arm, pulling you in to his room.
Was this real? Were you dreaming? Were you actually going into your friends room in the middle of the cold, lonely night?
“Oh!.. is it chocolate?” You ask in a curious tone. He lets out a hum, closing the door and leading you around the buckets catching the dripping water.
“Maybe? Maybe something better.” You sit on his bed and wait patiently as he turns his attention towards his briefcase. His skilled hands worked at the different buttons, just waiting to create some delicious treat.
You take it upon yourself to lay down while he rambled about ingredients and the response to them.
His soft voice coaxed your eyes to get heavier, as they soon shut.
Willy turned mid-sentence and stopped, he smiled a little to himself. His stomach warming up at the thought of you sleeping in his bed.
He got up as quietly as he could and approached you. He grabbed his thin blanket and pulled it over your body.
He was going to sleep on the floor. No harm in that, right? He wanted to give you your space.
His hand lingered a little, sweeping a piece of hair behind your ear before pulling away. Suddenly your hand shot out and grabbed his wrist.
You could tell it took him by surprise; “Jesus.. Christ! Y/n you scared me.”
As much as he was ‘scared’, wonka still had that cute little grin on his face. Your squinted eyes gaped at his current form. His smile, his green eyes, the strands of perfectly curled curls dangling from his head.
“Can..”
There was a breath before he hummed in confusion. A little hm?, before leaning down lower to hear you better. His scent filled your nose, cheap laundry soap and chocolate. You sighed softly.
“Can you stay with me?”
He turned back to look at you. His gaze stuck on you. You searched his face for any answer but you couldn’t find it. Almost as if he powered off or something.
Fear and panic suddenly entered your mind. What if he didn’t want this? Your stuttered a bit before saying; “but you don’t have to-“
“No.. no I’ll stay if that’s what.. you want?”
He cursed himself in his head for replying with such a stupid answer. Of course he wanted to stay.
“Yeah, I do.”
“Okay.”
You pulled him down by his arm, that you still had a firm grip on, and pulled him next to you.
He let out a little breath, a breath of satisfaction almost. He carefully slipped his hand out of your warm grip and tugged the ragged blanket out the both of you.
You were feeling a little confident for a moment, I mean you were already in his bed, with him.
You grabbed his wrist again and pulled it over your waist, as you cuddled more into him. He was so warm. Maybe the trip to the bathroom did help after all.
“Oh..thanks?”
“Hm? Did I say something?”
He let out a faint breath;
“I’m warm? Y/n?”
Your face warmed out of embarrassment. You sighed annoyingly before hiding your face in the crook of his neck.
You could feel the movement of his chest, rising and falling from laughing.
“I don’t see what’s funny?” You hum in an annoying tone. Moving your head to look at him with furrowed brows.
“Nothing, nothing, just rest.”
His hand pushed your head back down, as he moved himself closer to your body.
You smiled to yourself a little, as your arm lifted from the blanket to close the remaining space around the both of you by enclosing itself around Willy’s waist.
You cuddled close and felt your eyes get droopy, smiling slightly as you fell into a soft slumber.
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You heard mumbling before hearing the door close, you tried to move but Willy’s arm wrapped too tight around you to do so. You moved your head to gape at his sleeping state.
His curls were messy and soft breaths would exit his mouth here and there, you smiled to yourself; ‘I gotta do more late night bathroom trips.’
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a/n; thank you guys so much for the love! This is obviously the ending lol but thank you for reading! Don’t forget to leave a little like or note 💞💞
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ethereallyrigid · 5 months
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Synastry Notes Pt 1
This is my first official synastry notes post so without further ado…
Let’s get into it!💃🕺
🪐Having generational outer planets on your nodes in synastry could mean you just aren’t meant to be with anyone from that* generation. They will push you to grow through challenges towards where or who you’re supposed to be /be with (*edit)
💙 Venus in 11th house synastry is the besties aspect good vibes from the first meeting
🌑 Moon in 8th house: you won’t forget each other no matter how brief the meeting
☄️ Mars in 8th house: instant physical attraction you will probably have some sort of physical contact from the first meeting
🌝 Moon in 5th house synastry: You both feel so energetic and happy when you’re with one another
🤝9th house synastry: also great for being friends because of shared interests, morals and values. If it’s the sun you share personality traits. If it’s mercury you share thought patterns and can share humor as well. Mercury person says what the house person is thinking. They can put into words the house persons beliefs and philosophy. Even if you’re from different cultures/ backgrounds you are both so similar at your core.
💬Mercury in 11th house: The mercury person wants to impress the house person, they’re usually the ones talking because they want to match the house persons intellect since they see them as a mentally stimulating dream come true. The mercury person will be so curious about who the house person is and genuinely want to get to know them, the real them.
👊Mars in 10th house synastry: the mars person is super protective over the house person. They look out for them and make sure they are taken care of and okay. They may seem to keep their distance but they are really just observing, always close by if the house person needs help.
👩‍👧4th house synastry really is comfortable and familiar. You’ll just feel drawn to each other and you feel you can be yourself around one another (sun, moon, mercury)
Private readings are back open for purchase!!
💕I love you all and it’s good to be back 💕
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rendezvouz-fling · 1 year
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Astro Observations #4
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• The mars in your ascendant persona chart might explain your temper. E.g. my mars in my asc pc is in Aries and that makes the utmost sense!
• Your best friends might have one of your mother's big 3 signs in their big 3. E.g. my mom's a Scorpio sun and 2 of my best friends are Scorpio suns and another is a Scorpio moon.
• The person you date might also have one of your parents' big 3 signs in their big 3. E.g. My mom's a Cancer rising and one of my ex's was a Cancer with a Cancer stellium while another one was a Cancer rising.
• I've been observing and this doesn't necessarily apply to everybody but I've seen people who have their grandparents' big 3/6 in their big 3. E.g. One of my best friends is a Libra rising and her grandma is a Libra sun while her brother is a Taurus moon and their grandpa is a Taurus sun.
• Or you can have the same element placements. E.g. My grandma was a Cancer sun, Leo mercury with Virgo mars & I'm a Pisces sun, Aries mercury with a Capricorn mars.
• Taurus suns with Taurus moons grandparents will literally spoil tf out their grandkids! Even if they didn't ask for anything. They're also very giving and they're probably the ones who have an expensive decoration at home lol.
• Virgo moons are literally so caring! They'll always include their loved ones in everything and they'll go out of their ways to do little things for you even if you think it isn't necessary.
• Libra suns with Sagittarius venuses are literally soo fun!!
• Air suns with Fire venuses are way easier to spot since they're not only charismatic but they're spontaneous & fiery!
• Taurus mars loove hickeys and choking lol. And they’re extra horny people!😩
• Capricorn mars have a thing for dominating their partners during sex, wether that be verbally or physically. “Who do you belong to?” “You not going nowhere. Do you understand me?” Type people🌚
• Scorpio suns with Aries moons will literally have their ex's obsessed and stalking them from secret accounts.
• Gemini placements/degrees love dirty talk especially on the phone!
• Libra mercuries might cuss occasionally but they don't like to.
• Aquarius mars people are so chill in general but will have outbursts when people least expect it?
• Mars dominants are so sexy for what?😩
• I think Pisces dominant people should look at Jupiter just as equally as Neptune tbh. I have a Libra Jupiter in the 5H at Leo degree and the traits are so obvious in my personality. Oh and the baby fever is real!!
• Scorpio rising-Gemini rising is the duo you'll probably find in a crowd laughing at some stupid remark one of them just made.
• Leo suns with their rising in earth degrees are so chill? Especially if they have a water rising then they’ll be super shy but super chill as you get to know them. Even if they have a fire moon lol.
• Your rising sign in your ascendant persona chart can show better when you’re around the people that are closest to you. E.g. I’m a natal Gemini rising at 23 degree and people tend to call me charming & charismatic often, I also feel like I express it more when I’m out in public. But with those closest to me I tend to embody my ascendant persona chart’s rising sign which is Leo rising at 9 degree because they think I’m sassy, bold & dramatic lol. Oh and the hair thing is true.🤣
• Your venus persona chart show what your ideal partner is like.
• 5H Scorpio Eros at 7 or 19 degree could be into putting on a sexy show for their partner while wearing lingerie or they might fantasize about it and they’re usually good at it too lol.
• Nah because kids with Air in their big 3 tend to be those little liars with big crackhead energy that snicker a lot.😭
• Gemini risings 🤝 grasping onto their crush/partner’s mannerisms/words and using them all the time.
• Saturnian moon kids tend to get scolded for stuff they didn’t do/say the most!
• Virgo suns with a Libra stellium tend to be so logical yet so childlike and a little shy.
• Fire suns tend to either not have their dads in their lives or if they do then they might not get along with them because they both have the same temper.
• Earth sun fathers tend to be harsh towards their kids especially Taurus since they’re so stubborn.
• I’ve noticed that Virgo sun mothers are usually the type to lay the law in their households, some to the extreme of abuse. Bonus points if they’re an Air moon.
• Gemini placements can be just as sneaky as Cap and Scorpio placements. They’re the type to get themselves in an entanglement for the stimulation it gives them lol.
• Pisces sun women tend to curvy. Like they don’t even have to turn around. Ifykyk.🌚
• I’ve noticed a lot of Sag sun women tend to have wider hips or a square like frame.
• I’ve also noticed that Earth suns and Water suns with Air risings tend to have a pear-like shape.
•Water mars women like to rub on their partner’s chest during the act.
• Water mars men like to feel on their partner too especially while making out.
• Want a sensual lover who’ll make your wildest fantasies come true and also likes communication or who likes to have fun during intercourse? Get you an Earth mars at Sagittarius degree (9, 21).
• Aries mars at Cancer degree (4, 16, 28) are very passionate and love being talked to during intercourse. They also love going for several rounds and they can be almost as horny as an Earth mars.🤭
• I’ve noticed Pisces sun men tend to be packing. 😭 Bonus points if they’re an Earth/Fire mars.
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peachhcs · 4 months
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the soft launch (more like hard launch) → social media post
hughes!sister x will smith au
hi! here’s the first post for my new au :) i figured this is a great way to introduce samy as well as her dynamic with everyone else. i’ll be posting more actual fics soon, but also please comment or send me what else you’d like to see for them!!
ps. all of these photos are from pinterest/instagram
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samyhughes semester 1 has my heart <3
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lauren11 BAE I LOVE YOU!!
| samyhughes I LOVE YOU!!!!!
hannahduke HELL YEAH UMICH!
| samyhughes ROLL WOLVES! 🐺
user1 THE YOUNGEST HUGHES IS IN COLLEGE ALREADY???
user2 WAIT WHO IS THIRD PIC??😦
dylanduke25 can’t believe you’re roommates with my little sister i feel like this is so full circle??
| samyhughes LMAOO i feel you dyl
| lhughes_06 ur telling me
edwards.73 casually posting a pic of someone holding a high noon and then proceeds to make caption first semester which means your underage 😐😐
| samyhughes ok mom
markestapa WOOOOOO so glad ur at umich with us!
| samyhughes remember when you cried when luke told u i was coming to michigan?
| markestapa now why would u say that on the internet
colecaufield MICHIGAN MICHIGAN MICHIGAN!
| jackhughes why are you giving this energy to my little sister? 😐
| colecaufield bc i want to??
jackhughes wait a minute the 3rd pic…where is his mouth…
| samyhughes umm..
user3 luke’s michigan friends are literally her second brothers AHHHH
user4 wait who isss the guy in the 3rd pic???? she has a bf???
user5 we lost another one boys 😭
jacob_fowler24 michigan shit 🔛🔝
| samyhughes what does this even mean??
ryan.leno_4 still shoulda come to boston
| samyhughes sorry lean u should of come to michigan 🤷‍♀️
aram_minnetian okay hard launch
| samyhughes what i do best ☺️
_quinnhughes STOP STEALING MY HATS WTF
| samyhughes NO
lhughes_06 this post gets a rating of 2/10 because 1. there’s underage drinking and that’s a no no 2. his mouth is on your boob 3. i just don’t like this post
| samyhughes alright. 🫠
user6 mouth placement??????
user7 istg if that’s will smith i’m losing it
user8 her and will dating makes so much sense omg
graceccsmith so cute samy!!
| samyhughes thanks gracie!! i miss you
_willvote my man made the gram!
| samyhughes ok expose me
gabeperreault44 GET REKTTTTTTTT
| samyhughes gabe i swear 😭
_willsmith2 hi buddy i miss you
| samyhughes hi smitty i miss you too come visit me soon
user9 ^^^^ NAHH it’s so will smith
| user10 THEYRE SO ADORABLE AWWW
| user11 childhood best friends to lovers pipeline is so real
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gabeperreault44 good stuff good stuff
| _willsmith2 thanks gp
ryan.leno_4 everyone’s hard launching i see
| _willsmith2 oops
user1 THIS IS FOR SURE SAMY I KNOW IT
graceccsmith so cute will 🥰
| _willsmith2 thanks g😀
jacob_fowler24 damn it when is will gonna hard launch me???
| _willsmith2 next time i promise 😫
aram_minnetian ok we get it u have a gf
| _willsmith2 😀😀
user2 AHHHHHHHHHHH WILL AND SAMY CONFIRMED????
user3 them being best friends before this makes this so much better too
user4 someone get them on a podcast or some shit so we can get the backstory!!!
user5 they’re very golden retriever and golden retriever energy
_willvote i hope i’m invited to the wedding in like 10 years
| _willsmith2 ur 1 on the list
hannahduke WHEN HE POSTS HER >>>
| ryan.leno_4 she’s so lucky fr
| samyhughes 😙😙
edwards.73 invading the bf comments hi bf
| _willsmith2 hi ethan
| user6 THEY ALREADY KNOW HIM????? SHDJDJ
markestapa i was summoned and now i see why
| user7 LMAOOO i love mark and ethan
user8 mark and ethan are very big brother being protective core while samy’s at umich bc her actual brothers aren’t there
trevorzegras i am here too
| user9 LMAO TREVOR??!
lhughes_06 looking good so far smitty
| _willsmith2 thanks luke 🤝
jackhughes i’m still looking at u bc of that one pic on my sister’s post…suspicious…
| _willsmith2 pls forgive me jack it was an honest mistake
user10 THE BROTHERS ARE SO FUNNY LDJDJDKS
user11 i’m sure will’s scared of all these boys acting like samy’s big brother
elblue06 so cute will!
| _willsmith2 thanks mama hughes!
| user12 HE CALLS HER MOM ALREADY??!!!
| user13 well she is like his 2nd mom bc their families are so close. i think he calls her that regardless of him dating her daughter LMAO
dylanduke25 found out samy has a bf when i saw this post on my little sister’s feed :/
| samyhughes LMAO sorry dylan
_quinnhughes see you during the holidays!
| _willsmith2 can’t wait to come back to michigan!
rutgermcgroarty 😦😦😦 baby hughes has a bf??? and it’s the 4th overall pick from the nhl draft?
| user14 my exact reaction
samyhughes looks like i’ve taught u well🫡
| _willsmith2 i only learn from the best
this is so long my bad but i just love writing the comments for these LOL
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agendabymooner · 9 months
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stop the world i wanna get off with you ! kimi r. x ofc (coppola!ofc)
“with the exception of you, i dislike everyone in the room.”
summary: vera jones ‘coppa’ coppola-raikkonen happens to be one of the three original it girls of formula one. funnily enough, she’s also the one to give birth to the loudest/messiest versions of the iceman as she continues her journey as a mother and a wife (all while she’s a director of the most iconic movies to have existed).
content warning: fictional raikkonen kids, mentions of breakups, mentions of tilly hearth and trish alonso (ofc) use of explicit language, family banters in social media
note: i know i have the most random selection of drivers on my masterlist but i swear i’m just tryna indulge in my lil bubble of happiness.
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user1 icegirl on fire as always 🧊🔥
user2 real hot girl shit of you roma 😩
arthurleclerc aroma, you’re supporting the wrong leclerc 😀 liked by veracopparaikko
romaraikkonen i can tell you that my shirts are nothing of an inchident. trust. liked by veracopparaikko
charles_leclerc i cannot believe i am being picked on by my favourite icegirl 😠
romaraikkonen hardly picking on you when i got ur name and face on my shirts??? smh i didn’t ask mum to get them for me to get called a h8r
rooraikkonen cool story maniac, can you run over jolauriraikkonen next?
romaraikkonen i’ll start with you first then i go target johann next, yes?
jolauriraikkonen what did i do??? i didn’t leave your pc plugged in, akka rooraikkonen witch
veracopparaikko kimimatiasraikkonen your kids are at it again, kimi.
kimimatiasraikkonen not my problem
veracopparaikko 😠
jolauriraikkonen it’s okie mum i’ll make sure dad sleeps on the couch tonight 😉
jolauriraikkonen dad did say 3 sprint races win = i get to go to the next three races too 😍 thank you for the team effort romaraikkonen liked by veracopparaikko
romaraikkonen omagaaaaa these are officially the worst races ever
ferraridriveracademy how are we going to put you two together in one room then?
romaraikkonen don’t.
jolauriraikkonen i’m gonna sob, this is a w for me
romaraikkonen what are you even doing up??? aren’t u like 14?
veracopparaikko question is: why are you even on your instagram? 🤨
jolauriraikkonen oh so when dad does it, it’s okay? he has to get up early too you know???
kimimatiasraikkonen please don’t involve me in this
user3 we love an unproblematic king 😭😭
user4 why are these kids so funny 🥲
kimimatiasraikkonen so proud of my girl 🧊❤️ liked by veracopparaikko
romaraikkonen like father like daughter 😉❤️🤝
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jolauriraikkonen 1/10. she looked more like the bottom of beetlejuice’s foot than the lady herself.
user1 naw johann-lauri got kimi’s humour for sure
rooraikkonen i’m gonna crash to your kart next time and you’re going to be crying to dad and dad will literally just laugh at you
kimimatiasraikkonen no, i won’t.
user2 LMFAO KIMI PLEASE
jolauriraikkonen hahahahahahaha cry
kimimatiasraikkonen second time this day, johann. next time i’m taking the switch. liked by veracopparaikko
user3 ruh-roh raikkonen is at it
jolauriraikkonen my bad g 🤝
kimimatiasraikkonen all good g 🤝
user4 a proof that johann is kimi-coded ^^
rooraikkonen thank you sooooo much mummy !!! i thought i was going to cry for a minute then i realized how much of a baddie my mummy-producer-writer-director is 😭😩 liked by veracopparaikko
veracopparaikko you fluster me, rooney tunes! ❤️
kimimatiasraikkonen your performance is very good, rooroo! henrik and betty were excited to see you on stage 😍 liked by veracopparaikko
rooraikkonen dad, betty-elina can barely hear from that headphones we got her.
rooraikkonen though i could hear henrik’s screaming during the intermission. 😂
rooraikkonen thank you daddy !! i’m glad i’m making the iceman proud 🧊💕 liked by veracopparaikko
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jolauriraikkonen y’all cannot one up my mother because her resume is long as heck. she’s: mother, director, writer, actor, producer, photographer 😎 liked by veracopparaikko
jolauriraikkonen look at me and the boys though 😎
user1 you’re the coolest brother ever
rooraikkonen bc he’s the only brother henrik got 😂😂😂
user2 iceman and his iceboys and his ice cream
user3 too cold in here lads 🥶
romaraikkonen look at my cool lil man and dad 😍 oh and johann liked by veracopparaikko
jolauriraikkonen count ur days bestie
user4 where did the american-italian look go, vera?? 😭
rooraikkonen speaking on behalf of mum. the coppola genes had gone away as soon as romania came out, but uncle nicolas cage definitely did not leave
user4 subtle flex but okay pop off bestie 🔥
kimimatiasraikkonen such handsome boys liked by veracopparaikko
veracopparaikko i agree
romaraikkonen so do i
rooraikkonen me too
jolauriraikkonen i agree too
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webslingingslasher · 10 months
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I LOVE ETHAN SM like that’s the goat right there <3 I love the friendship he has with trouble 🥹
also when/if Ethan had a partner they’d for sure team up with reader so they can double attack Peter and Ethan with their combined wit 🤝 and the boys are just like…wtf did we do…
both of you giggling, half running into the game room. peter and ethan sat next to each other on the couch, a playstation controller in their hands.
you share a look with taylor, the girl next to you. both of you clasp your hands behind your back and bounce on tiptoes.
“hi boyfriend,” peters eyes leave the screen for less than a nanosecond to look at your face, already suspicious. “hi.”
“hi boyfriend,” taylor mimics, ethan pokes his tongue out the corner of his mouth, pressing buttons harder like it’d save him. “sup?”
“we were thinking…” you tease the words, neither boy shows a reaction. it’s time to double down, glancing at each other for the go ahead you approach peters side and start to mount his lap.
“no, no, no! don’t do this to me, trouble.” his heads bobbing around your body for a clear look at the screen, his character desperately trying to scramble to hide before he was shot.
ethan’s girlfriend hiking her leg over his lap at the same time.
“tayl- oh god damn it, your big ass head got me killed.” ethan drops his controller to his lap while he watches his killer dance on his body. taylor smiles and kisses at his cheeks, pushing her face away he talks to peter as he’s collecting kills.
“you gotta win this for us, don’t let the estrogen win. this is what they want, power through it, parker.”
you kiss at peters sweet spot, he leans ever so slightly into your mark but straightens up and focuses on the approaching storm.
“peter,” you whine out his name, tugging at the curls around his ears. “pay attention to me! we have to talk to you guys.”
ethan celebrates when peters down to three other players, taylor frowns at the lack of attention, she brings it to a whole new level.
“i guess they don’t care about the pregnancy pact, oh well.” taylor starts to scramble off, ethan wacks peter a good one, before hunkering her to his lap.
peter smirks, building a quick wall to hide behind before looking at his friend. “don’t let the estrogen win.”
last effort, like an annoying toddler. you both rapid fire their names.
“ethan, ethan, ethan, ethan, eth-“
“peter, peter, peter, peter, pe-“
peter drops his controller, his hands squeezing tight around your waist and pulling you into him. “you’re being a real menace today, trouble.”
ethan silences his girlfriend with a hand over her mouth, “my brain is melting and i’ll kill you.” taylor tugs at his wrist, ethan rips it away with a gag, “you licked me!”
“this is your fault, parker. you see what your girlfriend has turned mine into? she’s made her into trouble 2.0, it’s despicable.”
taylor stopped him with a kiss, “this is why you always win, it’s so unfai-“ another kiss.
your turn, tapping on his shoulder he gives you his full attention. “what is it, my baby? you have my full attention.” you give him a peck.
“taylor and i have come to the agreement that you’ll take us to see the barbie movie and get dinner after.”
“i’m so glad you’ve decided for us.” sarcasm on peters end.
“is this a watch the movie movie or make out movie movie.” taylor tucked some hair under ethans hat.
“oh no, we’re watching it, lovie.”
“i’d rather eat glass, lovie.”
you frown and tsk, “i told you they don’t care about us. we can just go taylor, maybe we’ll find some boys that wouldn’t mind seeing the barbie movie with us.”
“ugh, you’re so right. ethan told me he loved me but i guess he was lying.”
“same with peter, he actually hates me. he loves making me unhappy.”
peter and ethan stare at each other while taylor and you bounce between a ‘who’s boyfriend hates them more’ contest.
in tandem, your thighs are slapped, taylor jumps slightly, you pout.
“alright. barbie movie. let’s go.”
it’s clear you’ve been showing taylor the ropes, because peter can hear you mumble out as you walked out behind them, “i told you the ‘you don’t care’ thing works every time.”
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stay-tiny-ville · 4 months
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Lee Minho
Summary ~ Cat boy Lee Minho being cat boy (Or dating head cannons for Lee Minho)
A.N. - thank you all so much for appreciating my other posts it means a lot :)
A.N. 2 - ALL THATS LEFT IS SEUNGMIN IN AND HYUNJIN
A.N. 3 - feel free to send in asks for ideas after I finish Skz and Atz :))
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jagi/ya is the only normal or sweet name he’ll give you he’ll call you tiny, tiny baby, baby bird to annoy you (if you beat me near death, maybe kitten but I hate that name)
I understand how people think he’s the tsundere type but I definitely think it’s way less of mean love and more of him being less openly lovey dovey
He strikes me as the reserved type and would be touchy in public
It’s not to make it seem like he’s ashamed of you
Absolutely not
He just likes his business and doesn’t like it in public view
We all been knew that in all ways except physical, Lino is a cat (please tell me you understand the vine I’m referencing)
And how I saw this post a while ago about how cats consider you apart of their clan or family or whatever the actual term is and they look out for you
Lino 🤝 you
His first thought when he wakes up is to check on you
Like if you’re laying so where your neck doesn’t get hurt or if you still are covered by the blanket
If you get sick you aren’t moving a muscle
Like one time you were quietly cooking breakfast in the kitchen and when he silently made his way into the kitchen he froze mid step as he knew something was wrong
Your posture was off and slumped and the real selling point was your stuffy nose sniffles
He doesn’t hesitate to mom walk over to you and lean around the counter to stare into your soul
You blink back in surprise and he just narrows his eyes
His hand basically flies to your forehead and his eyes widen in the slightest when he feels how hot you are
He pulls whatever you’re holding out of your hand and picks you up immediately and you could have screamed if you knew it wouldn’t have killed your throat
He beelines to the bedroom and you can’t even utter a word
He doesn’t even utter a word
He leaves you on the bed and just dips
He comes back in 10 minutes with a tray of sick soup and medications
He sets the tray on your lap and he brushes hair out of your face with the hand closest to you
When you go for the steaming soup he quickly grabs ahold of your wrist so you don’t absolutely cook your tongue
He takes the bowl and trades you for the meds while he takes a spoonful and blows on it
He feeds you the soop :(
The meds quickly knock you out after eating and when he sees you get drowsy he takes away the tray to the other room
You open your eyes hours later to the skin of his neck in your face
At your movement he looks down at you and rests his hand on your forehead again
His slight grimace is all you need to know
The overwhelming urge to sneeze takes over and you sit up quickly to do so
The groan that comes immediately after brings him to coo at you
“Oooooooh tiny, little bird, did that hurt?”
You groan and he does his little huff laugh salndxtvycdkne
You spend the rest of the day full body on top of him while he “complains” about how you’re going to get him sick but you just groan
(I don’t think he’s the type to like EVER get sick- correct me if I’m wrong I never looked into it lmao)
Even if you are Gorden Ramsey level Chef you aren’t allowed to cook
It’s another one of his looking out for you tidbits as he feels important making stuff you love and keeps you alive lmao
Plus it keeps you from accident cutting or burning yourself
The type to brush his hand on your cheek when talking to you
Like you’re talking to him about the new outfit you just got and he smiles while you twirl about and when you smile up at him he brushes your hair behind your ear and lets his hand rest on your cheek
Sob
I personally am always cold and since he is cat boy I just know he takes it upon himself to keep you warm
Bundles you in his jackets
Holds your hands in his pockets
Hugs where he wraps you in the jacket he’s wearing
Sob part 2
NAPS ON HIS THIGHS PLEASE
I love naps
NAPS WITH THE CATO BABIES
omg you are cat mom and you have no choice
If you are allergic well then I suppose that is just how you go out 🤷🏻‍♀️
I adore his singing and I def don’t get enough of it and I would beg him to sing nonstop
Por favor señor I beg of thee 🙏🏻
If you were to go with him to rehearsal when the studio is empty so it’s just him he would love that
Like def bring him food (that you bought since he won’t let you in the kitchen)
And when it gets later he would teach you little dances omg that’d be so cute
He’s the sweetest little boy at heart and his main priority is to look out for you :((
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keiwook · 11 months
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LIVESTREAMS WITH ZB1
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pairing zb1 x idol!reader
genre mostly comedy, maybe fluff ? reader is in zb1 🤝
warnings mentions of food/drinks in hao and hanbin’s
notes hi anon, thank you for requesting ! i didn’t want this to be romantic as idol life is,, something.. but still, i hope you enjoy this ! 🫶
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masterlist<3
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— zhang hao
you’re playing drinking games
and before you ask, no. it’s not actual alcohol
you mix up the most unhinged drink combinations
like soy milk + tea + mountain dew 😃
the drink literally has particles in it
you play the ‘of course’ game and it turns ugly real quick
“you know that i’m better than you at everything, right?” zhanghao says, feeling proud
“of course! zhanghao.. you know that hanbin loves me more, right?” a smirk tugging on your lips that zhanghao so desperately wanted to slap off
loses the game because of that and has to chug down every drop (he’s ok tho i think)
“you’re lucky we’re live right now.”
— sung hanbin
since he was a barista, you guys are making drinks
he teaches you some tips and tricks but it’s more complicated than you think
his drink is so much more visually pleasing than yours although you both followed the same steps 😭
like pretty gradient colors that blend well together
but it’s expected cuz he’s a professional
you do a taste test
and his drink tastes like heaven 👍
you offered yours to him and he tries it
ngl, you were nervous about his opinion
“uh, it’s definitely a new experience.”
— seok matthew
some kind of crafts live
where you both are making those bead bracelets
you make ones for eachother and also the other members !
and matthew is all like ‘oh, you’re gonna love what i made for you’
he’s so proud of his creations
and at some point he accidentally spills every bead onto the table 😭
and you both take a look at eachother like 😐
and it becomes quiet for a whole 5 minutes as he picks everything back up
after that, you both continue making bracelets for the other members 🫶
“jiwoon hyung likes this color, i know him better than you!”
— shen ricky
painting live
you guys are making paintings to hang on eachothers walls
it’s actually pretty chill with ricky 👍
but then he accidentally splattered some paint onto his designer white shirt
his honest reaction to that: ☹️
but its okay, he can just buy a new one. maybe get a car too while he’s at it
since ricky is really good at arts
you wanted to paint him smth nice too
so you just put your autograph onto the canvas
he loves it tho and keeps it in his room 😔
“i can sell this!”
— park gunwook
workout stream
it was actually supposed to be a live for gunwook and matthew
but matthew had to do smth else
so you offered to accompany gunwook instead !
gunwook shares his workout tips and you just nod and agree
you both share your workout routines and people make articles abt them 🫢
‘zb1’s gunwook and y/n workout routine: is it effective?’
oh and you also get thirst trap edits bcuz of this
flaunting your muscles and abs and stuff idk 😭
“do you guys wanna know the secret to my godly physique?”
— kim taerae
from the content we have now..
it’s 100% a karaoke live
wbk he loves singing and he wanted to invite you to ‘taerae show #2’
has his anpanman guitar, ready at hand 🤝
you both have a blast singing and taerae becomes main rapper at some point
he’s so immersed in the ballad songs, he prolly starts crying for effects 😔
biggest hypeman
like he’s all ‘OH MY GOD WOAHHHH’
and he also harmonises w you
don’t be surprised when you get a compilation of ‘y/n and taerae: 5th gen main vocals’
“100 points?! i’m so good!”
— kim gyuvin
q&a stream
answering fan questions and basically fan service
“is a butt one or two?”
gyuvin actually thinks about it for a second and is like “oh my god.” 😭
it got too confusing though so you continued reading the comments
someone asked what he did today and he started thinking
“uh..” “sorry, i forgot.” you joke, making gyuvin stare daggers to you 🫢
he looks back to the screen
and with a wide smile he said
“i’m sorry zerose! i think we have to end the live here. thank you for watching!”
— kim jiwoong
makeup stream
where you do his makeup
and he’s giving you those eyes yk 👀
the comments are going crazy bcuz of it
and when you do his lips, he smiles and it curves so perfectly (ahdguajskshaikahdh)
you accidentally went overboard with the glitter
but jiwoong pulls off everything so it still looks amazing
everyone loves what you did and your makeup style is trending 👍
“i think some glitter got stuck in my eye.”
— han yujin
i don’t know why but you both are face painting
but instead of face painting on yourselves, you face paint eachother
“i’m gonna make you into a piece of art” he says as he paints a streak onto your face
he stops to take a step back and look at everything from a bigger picture
and bursts into laughter 😃
you’re so worried abt what he did to you
he tries to regain his composure but laughs every few seconds
“what’s wrong? what did you do?” “nothing! i made you look very.. cool.” 😁
and then you look into a mirror and you look like shrek's offspring (yes, you get turned into a meme)
“this is my best piece yet! should i leave my signature too?”
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captainwans · 2 months
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AM ERA PT. II (smau)
— ALEX TURNER
arabella series!
pairing: alex turner x fem! actress! reader
summary: the fans can’t get enough of their relationship and share their thoughts and feelings on the arabella mv, including a “new” discovery on y/n’s side from the comments.
timeline: 2014
note: layout / format by the beautiful @ithinkimokeei <3
masterlist!
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yourinstagram 🤍🖤
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username babe yourinstagram just posted
username SHES A GODESS
username live love laugh y/n
breanahelders the woman you are 😩😍
yourinstagram you’re my woman 😙
matthelders didn’t know we shared her
breanahelders matthelders babe not now
username matt is so funny i love him
username oh no 🧎🏾‍♀️ what’s happening to me
mileskane looking beautiful love ❤️
yourinstagram ❤️😙
username i was waiting for miles to roast her
username no bc me too 😭😭
yourbestfriend holy mama i’m so gay 😳
officialelizabetholsen so real 😩
username the women in the comments ✨😌💅🏼
username alex doesn’t even have ig and if he had i know he be barking at how hot his gf is 😫
matthelders trust me he is barking
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yourinstagram a little bts ✨ (📷: wife breana)
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username my parents looks so hot
username i’m loving this new theme of hers!
username same!! i love how it matches the am
username the mv was so sexy idk if i wanted to look at alex or y/n
yourbestfriend nah i was looking at y/n the whole time who tf is alex?!! 🤨
username and you’re so iconic for that sis
username the content we’re getting lately is just immaculate keep going queen
username literally two of my worlds colliding
username y/n & arctic monkeys fans 🤝
username oh to be arabella
username *to be y/n
username what i also loved about the mv was that they put some clips from the arabella movie
username y/n am era > alex am era
matthelders who said she was YOUR wife?
yourinstagram me, myself & i 😌
breanahelders what she said 🤩 matthelders go get the divorce papers
username LMAO
username IM CACKLING THIS IS SO FUNNY
username this is so gold i love this trio
matthelders i’m telling alex 😡
username um hello is no one gonna talk about them KISSING in the mv??!
username i was literally waiting for that comment!!!
username their kiss is living in my head rent free ✨✨✨🤩🤩🤩🤩
username i still haven’t recovered from that
username forever jealous
username he was kissing me y’all
username sorry boo but that was me
username if alex had ig i would’ve asked him if her lips tasted like the galaxy’s edge
username and if he kissed the color of a constellation falling into place
username and asking him if his days end best when this sunset gets itself
mileskane username he’s sitting beside me and he confirmed that her lips did taste like the galaxy’s edge 😳 🌌
username gripping my hair, sliding against the wall, sobbing, crying, throwing fits—ALEX
username IM SCREAMING MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS 😭😭😭
username i love this comment section sm
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yourinstagram vogue ✨🤍
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vogue: always a pleasure to have you 💋
username: y/n y/l/n is such an icon.
username: new era new y/n
breanahelders: those LEGS 😫
yourinstagram: open for you ;)
matthelders: can you two take this somewhere else pls 😒
mileskane: dang matthelders you just lost your girl
yourbestfriend: don’t blame him
matthelders: 💀💀 yourbestfriend
matthelders: just signed the divorce papers 😞 i can never win
breanahelders: matthelders babe don’t take this personally it’s not you
yourbestfriend: matthelders it is actually you
matthelders: yourbestfriend you can eat my foot
username: lmao y/bsf/n
username: i can’t with them
username: poor matt 😭😭
username: y/n’s comment section is a comedy show 😭😂
username: i love how breana and y/n are so gay for each other
username: i mean look at them i want them both
username: literally need her so bad 😫
username: HOW MANY LETTERS IN Y/N
username: ugh she’s everything
rosiehw: remind me why you’re not a model? 🤤
yourinstagram: i could never 😫
yourbestfriend: *you could i mean vs 👀
username: lmao yourbestfriend
username: no but seriously
username idk if i wanna be her or be with her
username: ok alex i get it now 😫
username: since no one has mentioned it is anyone else forgetting that i bet you look good on the dance floor was also about y/n
username: context pls
username: wait REALLY? EXPLAIN
username: that’s not true—is it??
username: he confirmed it during an interview years ago why are y’all so clueless
username: but he didn’t mention her name tho?? only that it was a “popular actress”
yourbestfriend: username put two and two together sis 😭
username: lmao do you think y/n knows
yourbestfriend: knowing her dumb ass i don’t think so
username: did y’all forget that y/n filmed a movie back in 2005 in sheffield 👀 yeah
username: there you have it
username: it all makes sense
username: i thought we all knew that 😭
username: in conclusion they were meant to be sorry i don’t make the rules
pinned comment 📌 yourinstagram: how come when i look for any information my only source is you guys (not that i’m complaining tho)
yourbestfriend: bc you’re so so fucking clueless that’s why babe
yourfriend: 😭😭😭
mileskane: how did we go from y/n’s legs to i bet you look good on the dance floor?
username: wtf is going on???
katiee_cook_: i’ve given up at this point
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snipetooth · 5 months
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Jonas Taylor - "Do Orcas is Whales? More at 11"
request for anon using one of the face-holding prompts! i ended up leaning more "there's some feelings here but he's in denial HARDCORE" than having an established relationship, so hopefully anon it still works with what you were hoping for :] thank you so much for sending in your prompt, i hope it's worth the wait!! all my works are tagged with "#x reader" for quick filtering btw!
prompt: "[CHECK]: after an unexpectedly violent situation, sender frantically rushes to check if the receiver is okay, cupping their face to look closer." from “Reasons to Cup a Face” by @.soulpromptson for JONAS TAYLOR pairing: jonas taylor x gn!reader words: 1.8k requested: yes!
a/n in advance: look it was either the depth be realistic for mana 1’s location or it be the teeniest realistic for real orca diving depths, we can’t have both 😔🤝
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The sound of the monitors whirring to life hummed all around you as you flicked switches to your right without looking away from the wire panel you were scrutinizing. Something somewhere had short-circuited juuust long enough for a couple of buttons’ lights to not activate and you were determined to locate the source and squash the issue.
The metal around you clanged with a rhythmic but hollow tune before pausing long enough for the hatch above to be pried open. “Thought you’d be alongside by now, what with how eager you were to give the Nereus a run. What’s the holdup, Skipper?”
“Don’t start calling me that,” you scoffed as you tugged on what you suspected was the offending wire, “that’s a child’s nickname. And this damn piece of… very expensive hardware decided it wasn’t gonna turn on a couple of lights, so I’m trying to get that fixed before I drop down.”
“It’s literally what the captain of a ship is called,” Jonas wiggled his brows, dropping down into the tiny compartment to crouch alongside you. “Can’t get much more mature or on-theme than that.” He watched you tug fruitlessly on the wire for several moments before you finally dropped it in disgust. “Maybe it was water damage.”
“Pile of junk if it’s meant to go underwater and gets broken by a few drops, don’t you think?” You muttered under your breath as you replaced the panel. A few lights out were annoying, but workable. They weren’t even for anything important, anyway. “And Meiying told me that you call her that, so don’t start using her nickname on me. That’s not something you called a captain, that’s something you called an eight year old. I’m not eight!”
Jonas held up his hands placatingly as you stepped around him to triple check the emergency rebreather and mask box. Or whatever the version of ‘triple check’ that actually means ‘this was looked at three times already by two different people and once more by yourself when you first entered the sub, but what if someone stole everything while you weren’t looking???’ is. “Apologies, didn’t know you heard. And I didn’t mean it t’be demeaning, honest. I more did it to lighten the air since things seemed to be a little… tense, in here.”
You sighed, practically throwing yourself into the pilot’s seat. “I figured. Sorry for snapping at you.”
“Y’wanna talk about what’s got you so wound up?”
You briefly reflected on the day’s events so far. Someone had the grand idea to serve lobster for the station’s dinner last night and you had to spend the early hours of the morning helping various people get over food poisoning. You forgot about your cereal just long enough afterward with how tired you were that it got soggy enough to not be considered edible by anyone with taste. You had to forgo breakfast and in your anger you forgot about the corner edge of the coffee table and stubbed your pinkie toe. Then you proceeded to fall up the stairs. Not down, up. You’re not really sure how that happened. And now those blasted lights were giving you problems.
“...Nah. Thanks though. Gotta get ready for mission launch.” You shooed him out of the sub as you fitted an earpiece. “Mac’s probably throwing a fit upstairs with how long I’ve put it off.”
“Well, that’s Mac’s problem then, isn’t it?” Jonas smirked. “Don’t get yourself killed down there.”
“Wouldn’t dream of it,” you muttered to yourself as the hatch forebodingly slid shut above you.
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“Nereus, all system diagnostics reading clear on our end. You are cleared for launch.”
“Solid copy Mana 1, Nereus launching.”
The dull thud of the sub hitting the water was muffled by the thick metal that surrounded you as you plunged deeper into the ocean. The problematic button lights briefly flickered with life for a few seconds after you entered the water, but they soon died right back out. “Lights are overrated,” you mumbled as you carefully twisted to the side to avoid a rock that came a little too close for comfort. “Mana 1, I’m approaching the sea floor. Want me to look for anything specific while I’m here?”
The earpiece crackled to life. “Negative Nereus, just swim around for about an hour and then come back up. That’s all her maiden voyage needs; besides, I doubt you’d find much of interest when you’re not in the trench.”
“Copy.” You pulled a ways higher above the bottom of the ocean and glided along. The new sub was a breeze to pilot, very unlike the clunky but beloved Capt Bubbles. It moved effortlessly through the water and the new cameras and sonars gave you a perfect view of what was around you. Various shoals of tang, some rockfish, oh a silky shark that’s nice, a pod of orcas….
Wait. Orcas?
You were violently thrown to the side with a scream of terror as the sub flipped nearly upside down. There wasn’t even a chance to right it properly before you got hit again from the opposite side, alarms blaring around you with various screens warning of damages to the outer hull.
“Nereus! Nereus, do you copy? What’s going on down there?!” Mac yelled through your earpiece as you struggled to take back control of your sub. “I think the orcas are pissed I’m in their territory!” You yelled back as you shot out of the tight circle the pod was forcing you in. “Crazy bastards just started ramming me out of nowhere, what gives?!”
A new voice joined the line. “If you can get an I.D. on them with the cam system we might be able to confirm the pod that’s been targeting local fishermen,” Jonas instructed. You almost sighed aloud with relief; his voice was one of the few things that could ground you quickly in a high-stress situation. “Doesn’t exactly surprise me that they decided to give you similar treatment, but that means you’ll need to hightail it out of there, you hear me?”
“What exactly is ‘similar-’ fuck!” You winced as two monitors suddenly cut to static at the same time as a heavy blow from underneath your tail. One of the orcas just took out your camera. “Yeah, no, fuck this, Mana 1 get ready to pick me up. I am NOT exiting this thing while it floats on the surface if they’re within fifty miles of me!”
“Jonas is on his way to provide cover, in the meantime drop flares and come straight up,” Mac ordered. “That’s your best bet right now.”
“Dropping flares!” You slammed a series of buttons in one go with your fist as you yanked down on a lever.
The water around you remained illuminated by your headlights only.
That. Fucking. Wire.
“Mana 1, flares didn’t drop, I’m a sitting duck out here!” You quickly scrambled out of the pilot’s seat to check the diagnostics panel. Flares, predator red beams, and ground stabilization gear were all out of commission, and none of the computer’s proposed solutions could be implemented while you were roughly 3,000 feet under the water and alone. The sub flipped again and you were thrown into the wall and onto the ceiling, groaning aloud with both pain and motion sickness.
“Nereus, I’m on my way. Less than a minute out to your position. Hold on for me.” 
You were pretty sure that Jonas’s voice wasn’t supposed to sound as tinny and distant as it did.
Another vicious shake and a new set of alarms snapped you out of your stupor just in time to see an orca swimming past the front with a chunk of metal cutting up its mouth. “DANGER: HULL BREACH IMMINENT. IMPLOSION IMMINENT. SURFACE IMMEDIATELY.”
“Jonas, I don’t have a minute!” You cried, desperately mashing buttons at random in hopes that something, anything would finally work and get the pod off your back. “They’re doing too much damage, I’m gonna die to some fucking orcas with a vendetta against mankind!”
“Not on my fucking watch, you hear me?” Jonas snapped over the radio as if you weren’t currently experiencing life as a sad little shirt being tumbled violently in the world’s angriest washing machine. “We’re gettin’ you out of there, and if we take out a whale or two on the way then that’s fine by me.”
“Are orcas whales? Or are they dolphins?” You wondered aloud blithely. If you were going to go out with a bang, might as well consider one of life’s hardest questions!
A yelp escaped your mouth unbidden as the Nereus suddenly jerked again, this time from a force not belonging to the orcas as you shot upward through the ocean. Through the viewfinder, you could see the pod struggling to keep pace before eventually giving up and being swallowed by the inky darkness of the abyss. “All dolphins are whales, not all whales are dolphins. They’re whales. That answer your question?”
You sagged with relief in your chair, rubbing your temples in a vain attempt to soothe the glaring migraine you got from being thrown into metal so many times while alarms and flashing lights echoed all around you. “I guess, but it’s not as much fun as arguing loudly over a mess hall table just shouting ‘Dolphins! Whales! Dolphins! Whales!’ back and forth to each other.”
Jonas didn’t respond, only chuckled over the intercom as the light outside the sub rapidly grew stronger. Within no time at all you were being hoisted back into the safety of Mana 1 and pulled a bit unceremoniously out of the sub. From what little you could see as you were more or less dragged away against your will, you were just a couple of extra tears away from implosion.
Jesus. At least it would’ve been so quick you wouldn’t notice you died.
“There you are!”
You turned around to see Jonas sprinting toward you. Before you knew it, he had you swept up in his arms and pulled away from the small crowd that had gathered mostly out of nosiness rather than genuine ability to assist. His roughened hands clasped securely onto your face, his fingers pushing stray bits of hair back as he peered worryingly into your eyes. “Are you okay? Are you hurt? Y’ve got a bit of a gash on your forehead, we should really get that checked out… any nausea, headaches, strains, pain from possible broken bones? Let me take a closer look at that… ooh, yeah, that might need stitches. Are you bleeding anywhere else?””
You blinked very fishily at him, barely able to move your lips with how he was holding your face, let alone really respond meaningfully. “Jhon’th’s,” you managed to get out. That was enough to snap him back to reality and back away a couple of quick steps, hiding his reddening face behind a cough into his elbow and a hasty glance out to the ocean. “Sorry,” he muttered, refusing to make eye contact as he gestured for you to follow him, “didn’t, uh, didn’t mean to… do that. Let’s get you to Dr. Heller, yeah? Yeah. Right. Can’t, uh, let you bleed out or… somethin’. Let’s go!”
If the sight of his bright ears as he strode ahead of you put an extra bounce in your step, he either didn’t notice or couldn’t bring himself to mention it.
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pedriscroquettes · 1 year
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I have a thot... pedri 🤝🏼 body worship>>>
Him on his knees, kissing the length of ur body, etc etc🙈
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anon… you’re so real for this.
• imo he seems like the giving type obviously he likes to receive but he needs to pleasure you first or else he can’t enjoy himself.
• i mean come on spanish men are the biggest whores on the planet he has experience. he knows that whoever he’s with has to be satisfied. he doesn’t want any of the people he sleeps with to go around and say he’s a bad fuck, it’d ruin his reputation.
• now let’s say your relationship is fresh and you’re sleeping together for the first time, you’re shocked that he puts you first. other guys just like to chase their high but not him, he wants to see you chase your high.
• he’s a tease obviously, he’s seen the tweets he knows people find him attractive, so he starts off by slowly lifting your shirt and kissing down your body.
• he makes sure to leave marks, lots of them. oh you wanted to wear shorts? forget it you’re all marked up. you wanna wear a crop top? nope, he’s left a trail of marks all the way down to your core and around your chest.
• sometimes you wonder how he’s managed to maintain his status of innocence within the other barca players when he’s far from it. you come to the conclusion that he only tells gavi about what happens at home because he’s the only one who teases you about it.
• “joder, cómo no quieres que te elogie cuando te ves así?” (fuck, how do you not want me to praise you when you look like this?)
• as soon as he gets on his knees you know you’re not going to stand straight for hours.
• this man appreciates human beauty and will praise you and adore you. he will make you feel like the only person in the world. after all he’s a gentleman.
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kiwanopie · 2 years
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boyfriend!Bakugou 🤝 best friend!Bakugou = thinking being annoying is a love language. Technically a prequel to this and this.
“Are you…?” You turn your head at him from your seat at the cafe table. “Are you eating my konsume? That was in my purse.”
Bakugou slides another chip in his mouth carelessly as he keeps himself still laid back against his seat, barely looking in your direction as he scrolls through his phone. “Don’t leave your purse just anywhere on the floor then.”
“I put it in between us.” You kiss your teeth as he reaches into the bag again. “Literally for the exact reason you’re eating out of it now.”
“Well I bet you feel real fuckin’ stupid now.” He snorts. “What made you think I wouldn’t-“
Bakugou shoots his hand up high in the air when you suddenly lunge forward to snatch them away.
“Tch, loser.” He jeers. “Aren’t you supposed to be fast?”
“I’m gonna be so mad at you if you ate them all.”
He clicks his tongue. “Who cares if I did? They’re mine now, anyway.”
“You can’t just be a bully and steal things!” You frown. - And you’re nearly completely over his lap as you reach for the snack in his hands, kissing your teeth when he divots his torso to sneak his hand in it again and full out whining when he holds it back in the air.
He straight up laughs in your face. “You’re so fucking easy. - If you want it so bad just make me give to you. You’re a fuckin’ siren, aren’tchu?”
“I shouldn’t have to use my quirk just to get my things from you! Were you really so hungry that you had to go into other people’s purses?”
“Hungry enough to get into your purse.” And Bakugou snickers at the way your face falls when he crumples the empty chip bag. “What are you even so mad for? I bought this, I can just get you another one.”
“But we’re having lunch now.” You pout, still woefully hovering over his lap. “And that was the last one of those they sold in the vending machine here! Now I’ll have to wait until we get back to the library...”
“Fine,” He shakes his head. “Then I’ll get you something else.”
“That’s not the point! You can’t just steal my snack!”
Bakugou rolls his eyes. Like you don’t get your sticky fingers on something of his every other day. Let’s not pretend he didn’t graze his hand on a couple of his mechanical pencils while he was rooting around in there. A few miscellaneous pieces of gum he’s sure correspond with the empty gaps in the one sitting in his book bag, and even looking at you now the faded royal blue of a worn rubber bracelet - participation award to any half chump loser who flunked the H.L.E.’s (Him) - is very blatantly making rounds around your wrist, nearly big enough to fall off your hand when it’s held in anything other than a fist.
His lips tighten mockingly as he pushes his back off of his chair, eyelids narrowed into slits as he folds his arms tightly against his chest and lowers himself to your gaze until he’s nearly a hair away from your nose.
Bakugou sneers. “Do something about it then, pussy.”
“- O.K. So, can you guys just kiss already? This is starting to get indecent.”
Mina giggles as Sero grimaces over his bento, untucking his perched hand from under his chin as you both part under his unimpressed glare; and Kirishima who’s very poorly hiding his blush under the guise of focusing on his lunch.
“If this is how you two act in public, I can’t imagine what you get away with in the privacy of your own homes.” He shovels a helping of rice into his mouth. “This much sexual tension is making my sushi taste weird.”
“Yeah guys, even I’m starting to get a little antsy at this point.” Mina absently crushes her bagged okaki into fine crumbs. “You obviously like each other? What’s the point in pining anymore? Just get on with it!”
Kaminari frowns petulantly as he fastens his arms around his chest. “I’m too old for crushes anyway. With this much tension - we would’ve gone all the way by the third day.”
“Yeah well, they’d be booking it to the nearest highway and J-stepping into traffic by the fourth.” Bakugou adds and you lower your head to hide the chuckle you’re holding in at your friend’s wounded pout.
“You’re not even denying it anymore!” Sero exclaims. “At this rate, I’m concerned that you two might be involving us in some kinda kink we don’t know about.”
You roll your eyes as you stretch over to reach for the half eaten curry on your best friend’s plate, ignoring him when he protests. “It’s not even that bad, Hanta-kun. We’re just… really close friends?”
Even Bakugou snorts at that.
“That’s it.”
There’s a loud screech that echoes into the walls of the emptying cafe area. A few halfhearted turns of the head that straighten just as soon as they glance, and the four of them stare up at their friend as he tosses his food with a huff.
“I’m not talking to either of you until either fuck or get married!” He points. “I don’t care which of them comes first.”
Mina chuckles as he bends to throw his bag over his shoulder. “Where are you going?”
“To shower. You guys are making me sticky.”
Bakugou’s eyes are on you as you turn your head to watch as your long time friend storms out of the cafeteria, smiling prettily as you stifle any laughs you might have at his expense. But your eyes are on him again as soon as he’s out of sight, and you smirk finding his eyes already in place of yours.
You’re unabashed as you giggle together.
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toniiswrld · 11 days
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you didn't ask, but here's my thoughts on your Sohee thoughts
Sohee with a mommy kink is so real‼️🙌🏾 like he's the embodiment of a mommy's boy. he'll do ANYTHING for you (and you'd do anything for him, but you make him work for it) he's always at your beck and call. he never asks for anything in return, he begs 🤭
Sohee sucking on your boobs 🤝 Sohee loving handjobs 🗣 HE CAN'T HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER, YOUR HONOR! exhibit 1: he's sucking your boobs, he starts asking whining and begging for you to jerk him off. exhibit 2: you're jerking him off, he's literally shoving his head under your shirt for a taste
now,,, the perv tendencies really spoke to my soul 🙋🏾‍♀️ i like to think that he truly believes that he's being sneaky about it, but you know and just let it happen to see how long he keeps that habit. that is until you decide to accidentally catch him in the act. he just sobs like the baby he is and still cums in his hand bc he's a gross little pervy boy 🥰
never worry about me asking, i’ll always be ready for some discussions about sohee, im literally crazy
sohee: i never beg for pussy. i ask 20 times and that’s it
sohee with a mommy kink is so cute, he constantly needs your praise in and out of the bedroom and he will be in absolute shambles if you’re even the slightest bit annoyed with him. he just wants you to be happy and satisfied with him in every way :)
crazy wacky thought… sohee loving boob jobs 🤫like his favorite things combined? oh hes losing his mind. he’ll cum all over your tits and is so eager to clean it up with his mouth.
pervy sohee… im genuinely crazy this is my favorite of all time. the boy is so nasty but he’s so scared that youll find out and be uncomfortable and leave him so he tries to be sneaky, but how could you not figure him out when your panties start to go missing, and when they come back to you they’re stained. so when you come home earlier than expected and “accidentally” catch sohee jerking off with your panties in his mouth you cant help but be turned on by the way he stumbles and apologizes… then you call him dirty and pathetic and he’s so humiliated but so turned on at the same time
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lilithess · 1 year
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ASTRO OBSERVATIONS II
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gemini detachment > aquarius detachment even though they have similarities. aquarius are blocked by their ego (leo opposition + saturn the ruler); meanwhile geminis can stay objective and speak ill even of themselves if neccessary. one of the most rational astrologers i’ve stumbled across had gemini influence. they’ll criticize anyone anywhere, no attachment
cancer cares more for revenge than scorpio. cancer placements can hold resentment and are very private people so you never really know what struck them. they notice everything and there’s this aura around them like “open up to me or else! let me take care of you or you’re dead”. cancer is an angst of care and love, but they mean well. other water placements can be this way, too. they are really going for the depths
despite the ego, leos are one of the sweetest people i meet. truly the heart and sunshine of the friend group. they might care too much about superficial things, but at the end of the day - when a leo loves you, it’s like “you’re it”. leo venus falling in love with you is you finally experiencing true, healthy love. they will uplift you to the sun
scorpio and capricorn 🤝 most tragic lives. people with these energies suffer so much and the worst outcome i’ve seen coming of it - is them seeking to hurt others. this is the darkest place these signs can fall into and it can be pretty rough getting them out of there. they can get envious towards people whom they feel had it “easier”; capricorn mostly regarding status, money, prestige, family; and scorpio regarding other people’s likeability, easiness, love and warmth
i find aries to be the main badass rebel of the zodiac. very outspoken, tough, real people. sometimes too real. they’re so bad at faking it, even if it requires them to do so (example: sales job). they hold so much power, yet somehow they’re not as popular in the zodiac. wonder why
there isn’t a single pisces i met who wasn’t shady. yet, they’re all somehow very different people. gets under your skin easily and has a thing for trying to get to you. they just keep poking. sometimes i don’t understand whether they care about anything or not. i can asign this to geminis as well. the way mutables talk is only understood amongst themselves probably. a conversation overheard between a pisces and a gemini recently: gemini: what are you doing here, i though you were at x” pisces: “i’m everywhere” gemini: “i’m nowhere”
i don’t know why opposite signs are specifically called sisters, but i do see them as two sides of the same coin. people you can’t stand yet miss when they’re not around. people you compete with and people whose attention you seek. people you wanna prove wrong so badly. kind of a Batman and Joker, Sherlock and Moriarty thing going on. there’s no one without the other. if you ever meet a person who’s mostly your opposite, good luck
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