Two bodies were found. One in the living room, other one in the basement. But also, there was three glasses on the table.

What happened?

Well! I saw @htsan 's detective au a while ago, and I couldn't get it out of my head. And then i said "why not?" and that's how i watched the whole series in 3 or 4 days lol.

And yeah, that's me back there in the drawing, trying to use my gut feeling so I wouldn't be so stupid compared to Sans (who solves the case like it's a piece of cake).

I mean, it's crazy how Sherlock and Sans are similar based on their pure observation.

I hope you like it, @htsan !

you know what? i'm actually gonna do a tag game this time!

tagged by @shadowoffandoms!!!

Name: Hiro!

Pronouns: they/he/she for now!! (aka any)

Where you call home: my bed HEHEHEHE

Favorite animal: raccoons, foxes, and monkeys!

Favorite cereal: s'mores cereal

Are you a visual, audio or kinesthetic learner: if that test i took in school 2 years ago still applies, then all 3!

First pet: theres WAYYYY too many pets i've had, although the ones i know were REALLY old were Shake, Rubin, and Oreo!

Favorite scent: UMMMMM i know i dont like the smell of cities all that much, so i guess my favorite would be the foreset or a lake!

Do you believe in astrology: I mean, maybe???? not really, although ill fully support anyone else who does believe it!

How many playlists do you have on Spotify/Apple music: i think like... 65??? i dont really use them though, i just listen to my liked songs playlist LDSNFKLJF

sharpies or highlighters: HIGHLIGHTERSS!!! i love bright colors

A song that makes you cry: Practically any cavetown song!! a lot of them are just really comforting to me, but the one that tends to hit the closest to home is probably the song empty bed!!

A song that makes you happy: I have lots of songs that make me happy, and a lot of them give off an insane vibe because im super normal, and they are -Hole Dwelling by Kikuo -Anytime You Smile by JT Music -Vampire Culture by Will Wood -Let's go to heaven! By Kikuo (again) -Snail by Cavetown (again)

Do you write/draw/create: yes! Yes i think!!! mostly draw though HEHEHE okay uhhuhfuah @karineverse @inka-boi @starswirly @mythicalmagical-monkeyman @birdinabowl @beanyboi173 @charlieswanismydad AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO

I made a Clover sketch tonight, look at him I love him (and i also really like how it turned out wth)

and IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE THIS ITTY BITTY TINY MAN. i would NOT hesitate to die for him in a situation where such methods are needed.

Now before you continue I warn you the following is basically me rambling about how much I fucking love undertale yellow heheheh (Also a lot of spoilers ahead).

I have spent the whole day playing this stupid (fantastic, amazing, marvelous) game, I kid you not that I went from the end of the ruins to the fucking steamworks, which said out loud doesn't sound like a lot of time but uhhh for me it was if you consider that I've investigated EVERY FUCKING INCH OF THE MAP.

I'm not complaining, oh ho ho (merry Xmas) I'm not complaining because its been the most fun I've had playing a game in a WHILE, its made my life better and now im gonna spend the rest of the year (and probably more) obsessed over all the characters and their stories (mostly Clover and Martlet ngl).

But I gotta admit that even if I find the Ut yellow's characters a lot different than the ones from the original game, I can't help but love them the same. Look, I'm no expert on character design but I smile every time I see Martlet comment something or simply being on screen, I start laughing whenever I see a hint of Mo on any frame, heck you mention any of the characters and I immediately start smiling like an idiot, and the whole scene with North Star? The Feisty Five?? CEROBA?? I died, the moment I stepped on the town I fucking died.

I remember being really, REALLY into undertale when I was like 10-11 years old, and suddenly opening yt one day and watching my favourite YouTuber play the demo of this fan game, and i remember thinking "oh wow that game looks really cool!" Simply because of the concept of watching how it was like for any of the other souls to go through the underground, instead of Frisk. AND NOW, YEARS LATER I GET TO PLAY IT BY MYSELF, you don't know how special this game is for me.

For me it isn't only a fan game, or the story of another fallen human, for me it's getting an opportunity to enjoy the main thing that inspired me back the from zero, getting to learn about new characters, about new stories, and new perspectives. For me it's also getting an opportunity to meet them all, to be their "friend" and to live an adventure all by myself because back then i could only sit and watch everyone else do all the things i wanted to do, because back then i could only look at them all having fun, laughing with the good things and crying with the bad memories while separated through a screen.

Today I got to meet them all and to laugh with the unexpected dialogue, while learning that even in a fictional story not everything is painted in bright pink, I saw them get into trouble and also helped them overcome it, and it was amazing.

I also got to die and die and die again and again because I realised at the beginning of the game that I'm really bad at it (i cant blame the controller, I know it :( ), but it also made me promise myself that i would keep going no matter what, because i really wanted to see what's next. Heck you could say I kept going because of my determination ;).

I haven't finished the game yet, but I already know I'm gonna replay it over and over, I wanna catch every detail, investigate and discover every mystery, and i wanna make so many theories already, I CAN'T WAIT TO LOVE THIS GAME.

So for now have a not-so-quick sketch of Clover, the bearer of the yellow soul, the one who has quickly made way into my heart, and it seems the little shit is now living there rent free.

If you've read all the way to the end wth is wrong with you, and also thanks a lot for the attention, I was really excited to talk about this game to someone but didn't know how to do it, so I figured tumblr was the place pla to write for an hour, so the short-drawing post is now my review of the game hehehehe.

Anyway thanks for reading to the very end, I hope you have an amazing rest of the year, and most importantly a great begining of the new one <3.

ALSO THE CHANGE! FROM THE LETTER THAT JONATHON THROWS OUT OF THE WINDOW TO THE LETTER ON DRACULA'S HAND! PERFECT TRANSITION A+++++++

Don't mind me I've just been staring at these for a few days 😭 ahhhh I'm so honoured thank you!! Please don't be sorry for such lovely comments— now I have to rewatch the animatic while looking out for the timestamps ;) ahahahaaa :,)))) I can only say thanks again!!!! Im gonna put my response under the cut cause there ended up being so much:

0:53 Yesss glad you caught that!!!! its a reference to my DD2022 art; I decided to put it in the animatic because I think its one of my best works. HAVE to immortalise that

0:58 Heehee :3 I had so much fun making that move!! Originally it was supposed to be still but I had the thought of "hey now that ive learned keyframes I wonder what else i can do" so that was the result :)

1:25 :,) thats such a high praise, I had fun plotting out these transitions too!!!

1:31 Also another reference to one of my DD2022 arts! Had fun translating that to a more "cinematic" composition

1:33 Had no idea that was called a crybaby mole Im stealing that now on. Very happy someone noticed his beauty mark!!!

2:35 hehehehe

2:43 another case of "hm Ive learned keyframes what can I do with them" :) Im glad it looks cool!!

2:48 Yep!! plus also like a role reversal; previously it was Lucy who was entranced and helpless under Dracula's gaze. Now, it is his turn.

2:58 thanks!! I had so much fun designing them, especially the blue eyed one! Initially I forgot Stoker described her as "fair" but hm I guess you can close 2 eyes and it could be interpreted by the "beauty" meaning of "fair", rather than skin... I also genuinely forgot black people don't usually have blue eyes blonde hair but hey! Theyre vampires. No point quibbling about ""realism"" or whatever

3:03 hehehehheh. Thanks! I had so much fun drawing Dracula's defeat

3:17 HAD to draw that sunset its such a cinematic moment in the book. Stoker did good.

Also hehe yep the Art/Seward was purposeful. I love this song because it brings me so much nostalgia as the opening theme for a local tv drama. Very glad to have made it part of this animatic. Thank you for the enthusiastic dissection of this passion project aaa Ill treasure this response.

🌸

... I might draw a mini thing of this eventually BUT!

Im just gonna assume you probably want to hear about Captain Rivers specifically

And so i shall deliver but ill add in some other ocs cuz y not

Captain Rivers

Would probably assume at first you were handing them to him to ask him to deliver to someone else or drop off at the graveyard or smth depending on how close you are to him. If you were closer, he'd also probably assume it was a joke at first when you tell him their for him. But eventually he'll realize youre seriously giving him flowers, so hed kinda be embarrassed for his cluelessness at first and keep them a vase for as long as he can. It brings a nice pop of color in his bland little office.

Dr. Malcom

Hehehehe you fucks thought you saw the last of him when i stopped drawing his conceots for a while but think again.

Malcom appreciates the sentiment and would thank you for them, but he wouldn't keep the flowers around his office. Instead, he'll have one of his robots decorate the parts of the factory outsiders can access. Ya know. To make the place seem more lively n all. Not like having sentient robots, all trying to learn who they are and what to do, doing activities together and all to improve their AIs isn't lively enough. Would also tease you about it later on.

Hank Hyde

Yep him too.

Old man Hyde would probably flush at being given flowers. He'd thank you, probably ask you were you got the flowers too. He'll try his best to keep all the flowers alive and will get quite upset he isn't able to...until he realizes he could just create a chemical formula to keep the flowers alive forever! Nothing could possibly go wrong with that! No sir! Not like it'll be another "living bread" incident! Haha!

HUGO

I don't talk about it enough and I am about to change that with this.

HUGO is a(n ex) nightmare demon normally seen in sleep paralysis and dreams trying to...comfort people. Soooo...it doesn't really receive gifts often as most people forget about it once they wake up. It appreciates flowers alot, holding onto them as delicately as it can as it chitters what you can only assume are thank yous. It'd carefully pick a flower out of the bunch and put it in your hair. To say the least, in the morning there seems to be a strange flower in your hair and the feeling your forgetting something.

Psppspss have u ever thought about a fantasy au??

No— You don’t understand,,, you’ve literally opened pandora’s box for me cause—

Are we talking about maybe a disney au? With some tangled!xiao (and yes, he is rapunzel, and no, I will not change my mind) cause just think about that boat scene with all the lanterns and xiao being so so mesmerized by them all, but really, you’re just looking at him instead. The boy who you helped escape a desolated tower in the middle of the forest, who pleaded you with the softest yet firmest voice to bring him to see the floating light, he had to see them at least once in his life (also please— xiao with long hair braided with flowers and crystalflies cores SKSKSKSK im feral-). Or we can do treasure planet!kazuha, with you being the captain of the ship and him the young wanderer with a longing for the unknown, he’s young and flighty, bluntness and delicacy that intermingle unusually, he says it’s his first time on a spaceship, yet his dexterity in every task you assign him makes you question him. Maybe, just maybe, you’ll have to corner him and see if a knife at his throat is enough of a motivator to get him to speak.

Or, ghibli au that I already have in my drafts hehehehe with spirited away!xiao, from up on poppy hill!kazuha, howl’s moving caste!albedo and princess mononoke!scaramouche.

Or we can talk about a pixie au! Just think about frost pixie!albedo, he’s the king of winter, known for his ruthless ruling, and yet, when you happen to stumble in his realm, he just looks so,,, melancholic. Yes, yes it was on accident that you ended up in the kingdom of winter, no matter that no one even believes you, but albedo does, and the way he hold your hand in both of his, smiles softly when he sees you shiver, envelops you in the soft, luxurious furs of his coat, how can you believe the rumors that surround his figure? Or or or again, we can do pixie!xiao who is stuck in the mortal realm because one of his wings is damaged,,, it’s just his luck that you are the one who finds him and decides that no matter how grumpy the little pixie is, you are going to nurse him back to health.

Or orr ooooooorrrrr, we can have a mermaid au (just because I want to draw xiao and kazuha as mermaids? Yes, exactly that) I’m also kinda craving some good scifi fantasy au,,, like maybe some starwars au (again, just an excuse to draw xiao wielding a saber and in super cool outfits yes im thinking of anakin). Aaand I can honestly go on for a disgusting amount of time,,, so I’m just gonna stop here (and we are going to ignore how xiao is in every single one of the prompts). Sooo tell me mika,,, what fantasy au are we talking about??

OH WAIT WAIT,,, WHAT ABOUT GREEK MYTHS AU??? LIKE JUST THINK OF XIAO OR KAZUHA WITH ORPHEUS & EURYDICE OR ALBEDO WITH ECHO AND NACISSUS— *hit by a passing truck*

fluff song #8 with doyoung? 💘

[ 1000 FOLLOWERS PROJECT ] “be honest with me, tell me everything. tell me you’ve never felt this way before.” gugudan’s a girl like me w/ kim doyoung. 

note: not proof-read!

actually im so glad you chose this 

bc !!!! i really like the idea of really,,, shy doyoung being approached and just like,,,

idk 

sub doyoung 

oh thats kinky 

ANYWAYS !!! 

let’s take it back now y’all 

for some context, you and doyoung have been classmates for years !!! 

but we know that doyoung is a literal genius,, so he’s always been placed in like 

you know 

the smarter people class 

meaning you’ve never really actually had a real class with him ? ?

but you’ve seen him in the hallways and just like,,, around school 

like doyoung is attractive,,, yes we all know this 

he’s so great,,, can you imagine,,, class president doyoung,, who studies well and participates wholeheartedly in school 

oh my god i might cry,,,, i love this man 

off topic sorry 

soooo  doyoung’s so shy,,, he really sticks to himself 

like if he doesn’t have to put himself out there he wont 

he only seems extroverted bc he is the class president,, but he likes his time alone 

that being said,, you find it hard to approach him

it’s not bc your shy it’s more of the fact that you’re nervous that you’re gonna scare him off 

it takes a while for you to get over the fear of that,,, oh boy but when you do,,, doyoung is so shocked 

it’s the first day after winter break that you approach him for the first time 

and,,, oh my it’s so awkward for you

you just shout out a quick hey to get his attention the in the hall

and doyoung,,, doesn’t think you’re talking to him 

so he literally ignores you and closes his locker and walks to his first class 

so you’re looking like a fool in the hall,,, bc he just,, ignored you,, 

first attempt: failed 

you literally don’t see him for the rest of the day after that and you’re just like ?? where in the WORLD did he disappear off to 

however,, the next day,, you’re lucky 

it’s around lunchtime and you’re scouting the lunchroom for a place to sit 

and then you see the handsome bastard,,, that is kim doyoung,,, sitting at a table with his friends 

who seem like they’re going to leave soon anyways 

sooo before he can up and leave 

you slide into the seat in front of him, a grin on your lips 

“hi im y/n” 

it’s a pretty simple greeting

but doyoung,, for some reason,,, looks so shocked??? 

like wide-eyed,,, not sure what to say 

it seems like he’s about to speak but you beat him to the chase

“doyoung, right? you know i think you’re super cute” 

that line itself,,, just,,, sends doyoung into a panic 

who is this person?? why are they calling me cute??? why is my heart RACING??? 

being,,, doyoung,,, he rushes to gather his stuff and like,,, ditch you 

but once again,, you beat him to it 

“it was nice talking to you, y/n- don’t forget it,, okay?” 

you shoot him ur nicest grin and grab your tray to go sit with you friends who just entered the lunchroom 

before you sit,, you glance over at doyoung and catch him looking at you 

and you send him the sweetest smile you can muster before going back to chatting with your friends 

now 

you would think that once you’ve shown,,, just tiniest bit of interest in him,, that he would start to maybe,, greet you in the halls,, but NOPE 

true to his only spoke unless spoken to nature lmfsdjkl

so once again, you seek him out 

this time,,, it’s during the spring festival hehehhe 

sooo the student council has a little booth set up to like,,, recruit new people

and doyoung being the class president for your grade,,, he’s obviously there 

now, you’re part of the school’s art club 

and thank the lord, your booth is right across from his 

heheheh 

so you’ve been trying to catch is attention for the longest time 

and he just,,, 

refuses to even acknowledge you 

and if he does, it’s with an intense blush dancing across his cheeks 

which you find absolutely ADORABLE !!! 

anyways,, you’re stuck with finding out a way to get his attention,

with your brilliant mind,, lol,,, you draw a little doodle of him on a piece of paper, a short question at the bottom 

you fold it into a paper airplane,,, and it’s not your best work,, but it does the job bc soon it’s flying across the pathway and right where you wanted it land 

by doyoung 

he picks up the airplane and unfolds it and,, just instantly he’s :o 

“will you share a blanket with me at the picnic later?” 

it doesn’t seem like much,, but after the spring festival, your class ( as in grade level ) usually gathers together and has a picnic 

and like,,, unless ur a couple,, you sit on the large blanket that the rest of your class shares 

but here you are,,, asking to share a blanket with him 

and that’s basically a date in doyoung’s mind 

it takes a while to get a reply from him,,, bc wow he’s so flustered 

but you do get one!! 

“yes.” 

it’s short and concise,, but you expected nothing less from him 

when you look over at him, you can see his ears are a bright red

so you make it worse for him 

and send him a cheeky wink and grin before you tell the art club president that you’ve got to gather a blanket for the picnic 

with a knowing look, the pres lets you off early and you’re so excited !!! 

doyoung is also excited,, but also super nervous,, bc perhaps you’re really cute to him too

anyways as you’re leaving, doyoung can’t help but think 

“i’ve never met a person like them.”  

Roar and Cats 2019

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:31 PM No, not the bees! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:31 PM Oh yes! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:33 PM Video and audio both seem fine... for now. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:33 PM Fingers crossed! "We did lose a few extras, though." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:34 PM No animals were harmed, only actors! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:37 PM If I don't see a pile of mauled humans by the time the credits roll I'm going to be disappointed.

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:37 PM Well, THAT seems--never mind, I don't want to jinx it. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:38 PM "We just filled the set with lions and whatever happened happened." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:38 PM Ha! Is that lion covered in blood-- highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:38 PM So much unpaid intern blood. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:40 PM Here we see the mighty giraffe running down a lone cyclist-- highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:40 PM Nature is magical that way. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:41 PM it's the cycle of life highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:41 PM The lions eat the actors and when the lions die, their bodies become the grass, and the actors eat the grass. Starscream! Just in time! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:44 PM I'm glad to have not missed this nonsense. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:45 PM "And I base that on absolutely nothing!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:45 PM Yes.  Cat and mouse. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:45 PM Humans suffering the consequences of their actions is always amusing. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:45 PM A safe game to play with lions, fun for the whole family! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Is there a point to this film besides violating every work and safety guideline? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Not in the slightest. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:49 PM "hey, the different cat species have been fucking!" Long live the king. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:50 PM Hah! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Saving a ton on the special effects budget by using real blood, I see. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:52 PM See, it has a point besides violating every work and safety guideline. They threw a large number of wild animals together in a confined space and then made them confused and upset. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:52 PM I'm sure the investors are delighted to see that they've been financing a multispecies orgy/fight club for cats. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Wheeljack's ideal world. Hopolites — Yesterday at 9:53 PM Not a single part of this movie was thought out Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:53 PM And I thought Megatron teaching elephants to salute him was poorly thought out. This makes his madness seem perfectly rational. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:53 PM "In this scene, we just kept filming while the actor tried to bandage his own severed wrist artery!" Hopolites — Yesterday at 9:54 PM This movie is a lot of whyyyyyyyyyyyyy highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Its working title was "This Happened and We Let This Happen." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:55 PM "I swear, usually this never happens" "They're just big softies really" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:55 PM It was a friendly mauling. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:55 PM It's how they show love. Hopolites — Yesterday at 9:56 PM I feel sorry for the animals, and worry for the actors And violence for the director highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:56 PM None of these animals look happy to be here. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:56 PM Why would they be? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:57 PM Free food? Hopolites — Yesterday at 9:57 PM This is a Nope highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Is this an actor or did they just find this man somewhere? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:59 PM ........ Wasn't expecting to see that. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:59 PM That madness is too genuine to be acting. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:59 PM "I fended them off with my nudity!" Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:00 PM I would just leave of four lions grabbed my jacket thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:00 PM It's their jacket now. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:00 PM The studio is now owned by the lions. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:00 PM Excuse me, WHAT was that noise Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:01 PM What I do not understand is why everyone except the madman did not quit. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:01 PM Im sorry but that guy going AWAY from the lions is reasonable Also please put on pants thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:02 PM At least he stopped to put on underwear And a shirt "Yes... me, my husband, and his 30 lions he has sleep in the same bed" Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:03 PM WHY ARE YOU HAVING THIS CONVERSATION IN A BUS WHY OH SO YOU GOTTA WALK THROUGH A HERD OF ELEPHANTS Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:06 PM Time for him to return to the bones of his eaten family. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:06 PM He loses and hires a new Mativo monthly. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:06 PM Gonna be less enthused when they find out exactly how many lions have the run of the place, and how they've marked their territory Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:07 PM Im surprised to look up the wiki article and find out this isnt a horror film thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:08 PM I definitely saw a couple of cats upstairs, but where are they now? Oh. Heheheh. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:09 PM That's very optimistic of her, thinking a few opened windows will help with the smell. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:09 PM How do you miss the lions on the roof How is this a comedy Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:09 PM It is a comedy of poor decisions. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Oh, I don't know, I'm finding this fairly comedic Why do they all try to hide in boxes Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:13 PM It is a poorly 'written' comedy. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Because this house has the shittiest locks ever thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Is--is the lion going to slide the lock highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Fun for the whole family! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:15 PM Lions will see someone in a box and say "is anyone going to eat that" and not even wait for an answer Says the guy who did exactly the same thing and got trapped exactly the same way. "Let's hide in boxes again!" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Shame the doors are made of cardboard. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Yes, I feel like if you lived in proximity to 500 lions, you might want stronger doors highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:21 PM You can tell it's a comedy because of all the blood and children crying. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Oh yes, lead the tigers to a defenseless village. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:22 PM Ugh. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:22 PM You have the best of luck when it comes to streaming things. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:23 PM Don't I just? I want to see these humans mauled! Mimic — Yesterday at 10:24 PM hello! do I see hopes of mauling highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:24 PM I'm sure this will end well for this village. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Terrorize the village and steal their bicycles. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Our hero, everyone. "Harden up, Mativo #5!" Mimic — Yesterday at 10:27 PM this guy sounds distractingly like John Mulaney Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:27 PM He does know tigers climb, right? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:27 PM He's hoping Mativo doesn't know that. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:28 PM .... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:28 PM ??? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:28 PM ..... Mimic — Yesterday at 10:29 PM this has been your detour into the German language thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:29 PM Why and how would that happen highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:29 PM The saddest part is, I have no clue whether that was intentional and it's simply that kind of movie. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:29 PM I am... reasonably certain it is not supposed to abruptly be in german. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:30 PM I'm 95% certain. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Hahahha Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:33 PM He is not wrong. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM He's the Designated Sane Man Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:35 PM But not sane enough to not be in this situation. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:36 PM ...Why did they bring a skateboard Mimic — Yesterday at 10:36 PM I have no idea Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Reasons™️ thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:37 PM Gonna do some sick ollies out on the savannah What's next, they find out this guy also has 300 pet crocodiles? Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:40 PM yeah that boat is gone Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:41 PM As I understand, the elephant did break her leg when it picked her up. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:41 PM yeeeeep highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:41 PM And then it turned gangrenous. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:41 PM fuuuck thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM oh YIKES Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:42 PM He really does want to jump-start the process on getting Mativo #6 Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Whats with the whimsical music?????? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM he's drawing them off!  how heroic! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:45 PM And then he died. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:46 PM Aaaand another injury thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:46 PM Honestly, Mr Lion Whisperer deserves to have his house wrecked like this Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:47 PM His family did not ask for this, though. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM No, I feel bad for them Like this is definitely coming up in the custody hearing, right Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:48 PM This has to be criminal something. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Apparently, none of these lions were owned legally and Mr. Lion Whisperer contracted blood poisoning from one of the many maulings he sustained on set. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Yikes. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM And also gangrene. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Well good. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM And at one point, some of the animals escaped and ended up shot and killed, including one of the lead lions. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:49 PM This movie reminds me ever so lovingly of when I lived with three great danes who wanted to murder me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:50 PM I feel like he didn't think this hiding place through Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:50 PM I am unsurprised that some of the animals escaped. They're not really contained. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:50 PM Quick, disguise yourself by covering your body with raw meat! Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:51 PM already done, my body is made of raw meat thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:51 PM He's an old softie really, just thump him if he's a nuisance Oh no Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:52 PM A nice honey base. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:52 PM Oh no. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:52 PM oh Oh yikes highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:52 PM The Anklebreaker's back. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:52 PM That elephant is actively murderous. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:53 PM Another injury! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:53 PM I like how the terror in their eyes is real. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:53 PM fun fact, elephants are capable of vigilante rampages highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:54 PM And he did throw his trainer against a tree and break her shoulder. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:54 PM :frowning: So this is what, the gorilla house? Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:55 PM Full of deadly snakes, perhaps? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:55 PM Hippos, maybe? Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:56 PM ... Oh yes, just leave that door open. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:56 PM Some sort of plague ridden something or other. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:56 PM Oh, I see, it's just not secured in any way against the lions Why would it be, really Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:59 PM So the bad lions eats the 'bad' humans. Alright then. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:01 PM "So you see, this is fine!" said the movie whose production ended in the near-deaths of several humans and the actual deaths of several lions. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Oof, so that bit at the beginning about how none of the animals were harmed, was a lie highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Oh yes, very much so. A number of them also caught airborne diseases and died that way. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM :frowning: Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Unsurprising. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Apparently this movie was made to prove that you should care about big cats And that they werent evil Which thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM So they're cool with the lions now, huh Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:02 PM This movie was made by a lunatic who wanted to show off his cats. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:02 PM GREAT JOB Yeah thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Well, they're not evil, they're just animals that you shouldn't keep as pets Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:03 PM yeah highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Nice recycled dialogue, there. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Yeah I head "They're really friendly!" twice highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:03 PM And "She's beautiful" twice. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM So... after his untrained 500-lb pets hunted them for sport, they're cool with it all now Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:05 PM Yes. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM And will help him get more grant money, presumably And come live with him in Lion House highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:06 PM "Come join us, Mativo 7!" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:06 PM Someone is going to question the two humans his lion killed. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:06 PM Did he just threatan Mativo??? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:07 PM :frowning: "how could this have happened!  haha oh well" Mimic — Yesterday at 11:08 PM I feel like this movie did not earn this emotional closing song thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM It did not. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Not at all. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM You know what would be a great followup to this? :slight_smile: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:09 PM What's that? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Cats. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:10 PM 'When Animals Attack'? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Yes. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM The terrible new one. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM We're doing it. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Yes! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Oh dear. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:10 PM oh boy! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:11 PM I've been morbidly curious about that movie since it came out I have only seen brief clips and some musical sequences highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:12 PM The first time Breakdown and I ever saw it, we were out of our minds on steam, so it will be interesting to watch clear headed. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:14 PM One of these days I'm going to suggest a good movie. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:14 PM but, if we have a good time watching bad movies, exactly what have we lost thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Nothing! And I suppose this is the one where they laboriously edited out the buttholes Or so I've heard. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Alright. Now, my Steam-induced opinion of this the first time around was that it was the best thing I'd ever seen in all my vorns of life. Let's see if that still holds true. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:16 PM I have many doubts that it will. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Well the music here has me freaked out GAH SMALL PERSON thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:17 PM I loved the musical when I was a kid.  I think I still have the soundtrack, somewhere Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:17 PM It sounds like a cat on a synthesizer. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:17 PM The fact that they show an actual human makes this movie weirder tbh thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:17 PM ...Yeah, I wasn't expecting that Mimic — Yesterday at 11:18 PM AWKWARD SILENCE Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:19 PM . . . thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM I don't care, I love this song. It's bonkers that this is how they welcome new members, but also kind of great. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:20 PM Their shapes are very upsetting. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:20 PM Im going to just, not look at the movie. It keeps mildly wigging me out Mimic — Yesterday at 11:21 PM we've all got our uncanny valley thresholds Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:21 PM Mine is very low thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:21 PM You could shrink the window a bit Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:22 PM yeah the songs are bop thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM awwww gosh I wonder what HIS name is highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:23 PM Hat Cat McSomething. Imagine how mind blowing this all would have been with animated cats, or even motion capture over photorealistic cats. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM Wait, but they are stray cats aren't... they? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:25 PM waggles hands Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:25 PM It would have been much less... distracting, if they were animated, or cat shaped. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:25 PM ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:25 PM I’m having audio and resolution troubles, but I’m 82% sure the cat in question’s name is Munkustrap thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:25 PM And she's, apparently, a kitten who got thrown away by some awful human Mimic — Yesterday at 11:25 PM some are pets, some are strays, some are like, mascot cats of local offices Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:25 PM Or if they were like the musicals and clearly people dressed as cats highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:26 PM Basically anything but this. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:26 PM I'm just saying it's weird they start out going "well, you need to have a name for humans to call you, obviously" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM Okay my ipad is faring much better and yes that is Munkustrap there he is What a disaster Relatable Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:27 PM Their scale is also very inconsistent. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:27 PM I feel like they stepped on that opening. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Their scale is about as consistent as transformers scale is Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Wait til the nightclub scene highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:28 PM "We're essentially a suicide cult." Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM .....oh dear. I didn't think of that Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:29 PM They too are aware of how wrong they are, and wish to perish. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Please stop having them stick up their legs like that. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Rebel Wilson's CGI is the wrongest thing about all of this, and that includes the child mice Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:30 PM Also when Jenny was rolling she did not look like she was there thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:30 PM ............. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:30 PM THERE'S a swift kick to the uncanny valley for everyone Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:30 PM Nahh, I take it back, the mice are worse. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:31 PM I feel like this scene is made weirder because the mice are children Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM Get you someone who looks at you like that even as you fall off a windowsill Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:31 PM Is this song just making fun of this cat for being overweight? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:32 PM This is excruciating. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM The way they're playing it, it is highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Oh, you just wait. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Eugh Classy Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:32 PM No no, the Chonker Cat song is later, that's Bustopher Jones. It's the framing that's making fun of Wilson's character. This one is making fun of how cats play with the critters they catch, I think. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM The original certainly isn't an extended fat joke. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:34 PM Ah yes... Mr. Annoying Good grief that mouse was just horribly photoshopped in highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:35 PM I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss the stage version of this cat. The one that everyone insisted was me. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM why are you into him, Victoria Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:35 PM I love the weeeeird instrument choices I've been hearing here Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM :eyes: Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:35 PM Why did they interupt the song thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM The fact that he's wearing this big coat makes everyone else look naked Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:36 PM YEAH Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:36 PM For a Trailer Moment thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM Either have them all clothed, or none Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:36 PM OH JUST YOU WAIT Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:36 PM I dispise trailer moments thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM I know about the stripping. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:36 PM so I've seen people complain about the chemistry being sucked out of this song Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:37 PM THIS IS VERY WEIRD Mimic — Yesterday at 11:37 PM ... mainly between Rum Tum Tugger and Mister Mistoffelees highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:37 PM She is a kitten. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Is she meant to be still? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Exactly. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Loud noises of confusion thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:38 PM Like from the framing, she is... I think? Even if she's being played by an adult Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:38 PM I think she's supposed to be an abandoned kitten, yeah Mimic — Yesterday at 11:38 PM I think she is in the stage version too the hour long video from Sideways mentioned that Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:38 PM That whole thing was just so uncomfortable Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:39 PM I think the human noses are making this worse than it needs to be. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:39 PM ...I had not known that. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:39 PM exactly, it's the noses That's the worst part Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:39 PM I will now go stand in the corner like its blair witch and scream Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:40 PM There is also no flow. It just... keeps happening. Songs, but no plot. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:40 PM No no, that's actually supposed to be that way. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:40 PM To be fair the musical is normally like that, yeah Mimic — Yesterday at 11:40 PM they pretty much just had RUm Tum Tugger and Mister Mistoffelees be interested in Victoria so they could inject some 'no homo' into the Rum Tum Tugger song. where it did not belong Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:40 PM Not the sort of musical for me, then. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:40 PM The director is just trying desperately to make a plot out of things with no plot Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:41 PM It is pretty sweet, really-- what there is of it. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:42 PM oh great the fat jokes highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Here we go. Buckle in, everyone. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:42 PM greeeeeat thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:42 PM ... He is also wearing clothes Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Tuxedo Cat™ thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:43 PM "and then she went with Macavity" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:43 PM I am too sober for this. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:43 PM Did he just kill her .... Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:44 PM You'll seeeee... Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:44 PM Whaaaaat was in that trash can :CatDisgust: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:44 PM Wasn't Bustopher Jones supposed to be classy, fastidiously polite, and well-loved? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:45 PM long sigh Yes. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:45 PM . . . Mimic — Yesterday at 11:45 PM yes, but having him sing the "He's FAT~!" song destroys that entirely Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:45 PM This is so grooooss Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:45 PM Not to mention that in the song he's clearly proud of his size (as any well-fed cat should be) thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:47 PM I feel like there's something... off about his makeup highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:48 PM If memory serves, that was his entire shtick...he was a proud, fat gourmet of a cat and very well respected. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM hey, it's team rocket! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:48 PM .....i It Yeah kinda thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:49 PM This is a really weird version of this song Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:50 PM And again, what is scale That jewelry thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM They're not exactly singing it, even Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:51 PM And what about the times they don't "leave it at that" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:52 PM Yeah, they were totally setting her up, huh Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:52 PM Maaaaybe? I just kinda got the vibe that they didn't care thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:53 PM Really, dude? Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:53 PM eugh sexual tension Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:53 PM Can we acknowledge that a ring should not be able to be a bracelet for a cat Oh boy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:53 PM It shouldn't. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:53 PM Don't look too closely at the lower part of the screen skdjsjfkg thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:54 PM ...what, why Oh no Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:54 PM I thought the CGI was all messed up? But I may have the scenes mixed up. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:54 PM :grimacing: Okay, so they're not gonna do that one Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:55 PM Basically great-grandma, that's who They really love her. I mean she's sweet, but... is it really because she's super old? Or is there Backstory Implied™ Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:57 PM I love the one cat being held up by another like a battering ram Mimic — Yesterday at 11:58 PM eh, mainly she's just the beloved head of the family thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:58 PM ye highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Also generally a male cat. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:59 PM I don't understand the implication that that's all the Jellicle cats ever, I thought the point of the impending song is that Jellicle cats are all cats thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Yeah Sharpwing — Today at 12:00 AM I did know Old Deuteronomy was originally played by a male actor... but I can't bring myself to regret Dame Judy Dench, I feel like she's one of the best things about this movie (sans her ending segment, because... weird.) thenightetc2 — Today at 12:00 AM Yeah, her intro song there was good highglossfinish — Today at 12:01 AM Got to take this movie's silver linings where you can get them. Hopolites — Today at 12:01 AM Hearing the synths is reminding me of why I have a weird fear of them Sharpwing — Today at 12:01 AM Memory Beautiful song, honestly Of synths? Or of these cats Hopolites — Today at 12:02 AM synths Sharpwing — Today at 12:02 AM ...should I ask why, or not pry Hopolites — Today at 12:03 AM Oh I watched the 80s Transformers movie as a child Sharpwing — Today at 12:03 AM Every day I am more glad I skipped it They shattered the hearts of millions of small children Hopolites — Today at 12:04 AM I wasnt alive when it came out, but YEAH Even watching characters you dont know die in droves is very D: Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:05 AM Sometimes you have to watch the Autobots you love immolate and die. Though much more rarely, these days. It tends to be more of a Decepticon fate. Sharpwing — Today at 12:05 AM I will not watch it, thank you highglossfinish — Today at 12:06 AM They didn't even try to make her look old and worn down. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:06 AM They really didn't Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:07 AM She has an ear notch, surely that is sufficient. Sharpwing — Today at 12:07 AM She does look genuinely devastated though, that counts for something ...right? highglossfinish — Today at 12:08 AM She's the only one who realizes what kind of movie she's in. Sharpwing — Today at 12:09 AM Ah, the fourth wall breaker :pensive: Such a burden to bear ...okay I do like this song though highglossfinish — Today at 12:09 AM It would be gorgeous in another movie. Sharpwing — Today at 12:09 AM Someday, perhaps... thenightetc2 — Today at 12:09 AM :< Mimic — Today at 12:10 AM and she still managed to do it service after first hearing the song very shortly before singing it Hopolites — Today at 12:10 AM Its v good yeah thenightetc2 — Today at 12:11 AM yeah... Sharpwing — Today at 12:18 AM ...so I was correct in reading the Looks Deuteronomy is giving him as Young Love Never Realized highglossfinish — Today at 12:19 AM They got a few boots hurled at them back in the day. Sharpwing — Today at 12:19 AM The remaining question is why he's not lauded and loved for simply existing at that old, like she is? OH NOW HERE COMES THE BOP thenightetc2 — Today at 12:19 AM YES Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM I don't think he was interested in leading so much as being an actor Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:19 AM He is not as good at forming a cult as she is. Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM YES highglossfinish — Today at 12:20 AM Or convincing cats to throw themselves off the hotel roof. Hopolites — Today at 12:20 AM OOO A BOP Sharpwing — Today at 12:20 AM Good points Hopolites — Today at 12:20 AM THIS MAN'S CLOTHES ARE DISTRACTINg thenightetc2 — Today at 12:20 AM Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer was also a bop until they go their hands on it here Sharpwing — Today at 12:20 AM I KNOW AND I WISH HE HAD A SHIRT This part is amazing though Hopolites — Today at 12:21 AM tap dance yeeeeees thenightetc2 — Today at 12:21 AM ...:D Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:21 AM The fact some of them are clothed just highlights the nudity of the rest of them. Sharpwing — Today at 12:21 AM You can't help but want to dance with him ...was that a giant trombone in the foreground?? Hopolites — Today at 12:22 AM Yes Ooooh the CGI does not look good here Sharpwing — Today at 12:22 AM Oof no Hopolites — Today at 12:22 AM EVERYONE HAS SHOES NOW Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM what is scale Mimic — Today at 12:23 AM btw, this is like one of the only songs where they were keeping time Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM Explaining why it's one of the best Memory is kind of off-beat, but it works for that one, she's literally sobbing, that would throw one off their rhythm highglossfinish — Today at 12:24 AM Does he even want a new life or did he just show up to brag about his current one? Hopolites — Today at 12:24 AM Yeah when one of the features of the song is tapdancing you kinda are forced to keep time Sharpwing — Today at 12:24 AM The rest of them just feel like they're overdoing it thenightetc2 — Today at 12:24 AM a s c e n d highglossfinish — Today at 12:24 AM There he goes. Sharpwing — Today at 12:24 AM ......I think he just wanted to sing?? He does seem content to keep going Hopolites — Today at 12:24 AM I think some of the people appeared just to sing, yeah Sharpwing — Today at 12:24 AM Oh, and here comes the drugs, courtesy of Taylor Swift Hopolites — Today at 12:25 AM They're just there to vibe ...oh boy highglossfinish — Today at 12:26 AM Macavity: Not ginger. Sharpwing — Today at 12:26 AM I'm not super fond of the pacing of this scene, but I've always had an inordinate fondness for Glowing Gold Bits Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:27 AM Brown, ginger, what even are colors? Hopolites — Today at 12:27 AM What is Taylor's accent Sharpwing — Today at 12:27 AM Yeah I always wondered about that? Did they just make Naked Idris Elba With Fur because they didn't want to change his skin tone, or is the song itself designed to be a sort of red herring description? She is his new "main squeeze" or whatever Mimic — Today at 12:27 AM it's "I listened to the original so many times I decided the british accent was part of it Sharpwing — Today at 12:28 AM She's definitely helping him, so... ?? Hopolites — Today at 12:28 AM Wait she has heels Why does she have heels Sharpwing — Today at 12:28 AM Wwwwhoops there goes the kitten Surprised that didnt kill her That was a lot at once Hopolites — Today at 12:28 AM HES NEKKID thenightetc2 — Today at 12:28 AM Annnnd now he's naked Sharpwing — Today at 12:29 AM HE IS highglossfinish — Today at 12:29 AM Of course he is. Sharpwing — Today at 12:29 AM IT'S THE ABS. LIKE WHY. WHYYYY His collarbone... Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:29 AM They could have given him length of fur, and spared us all. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:29 AM god, they ARE heels Hopolites — Today at 12:29 AM Its MORE obvious he's nekkid Like, ASS Sharpwing — Today at 12:29 AM why did they do this He's literally got just. Just a human silhouette Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:30 AM Why does he wish to die? He seems to be doing pretty well for himself. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:30 AM right? Sharpwing — Today at 12:30 AM I guess he wants more? He doesnt seem to have a happy life, to be fair. He just seems to have really wronged her/her family, thereby ruining his chances Mimic — Today at 12:31 AM they said the choice was about being reborn as the cat they want to be. so I guess he finds himself lacking in some metric Sharpwing — Today at 12:31 AM Yeah, makes sense Oh, sure, just volunteer him I know you believe in him but cmon, he's clearly bad under pressure Hopolites — Today at 12:32 AM I love the person in the back fucking with his hat thenightetc2 — Today at 12:32 AM "listen, I'm a stage magician, it's not the same--" Sharpwing — Today at 12:32 AM UGH I JUST NOTICED HIS DISTURBINGLY HUMAN FEET Hopolites — Today at 12:33 AM ARE THEY GOING TO SING A SONG TO HYPE HIM UP Mimic — Today at 12:33 AM YUP Sharpwing — Today at 12:33 AM "close enough" Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:33 AM They sing songs for every occasion. Hopolites — Today at 12:33 AM HIS HANDS ARE ALSO VERY HUMAN thenightetc2 — Today at 12:34 AM Meanwhile, Old Deuteronomy is being forced to walk the plank Hopolites — Today at 12:34 AM Pfffft Sharpwing — Today at 12:34 AM Yes, and I don't like that, but also I can't help but feel like adding toebeans would be worse. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:34 AM So sing fast highglossfinish — Today at 12:34 AM She's already been sucked into a storm drain. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:34 AM They have unpleasantly human hands, feet and noses. Because whomever made this does not actually like cats. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:35 AM I'm not super a fan of this version Hopolites — Today at 12:35 AM Okay they removed the tension between Rumtum tugger and Mephistles but gave the magician tension with that gray tabby thenightetc2 — Today at 12:35 AM The original's very confident Sharpwing — Today at 12:35 AM Really? Huh thenightetc2 — Today at 12:35 AM And cheerful Mimic — Today at 12:35 AM yeah. confident enough to snark in the Rum Tum Tugger sing instead of whinge thenightetc2 — Today at 12:36 AM "oof" Sharpwing — Today at 12:36 AM I can't help but feel for this guy, though, as pathetic as he is, he's a mood. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:36 AM ye Sharpwing — Today at 12:36 AM If a cat could do puppy eyes... and look, everyone loves him Even when he's failing If that ain't what we all want highglossfinish — Today at 12:37 AM "Well, so much for that." thenightetc2 — Today at 12:37 AM awww Sharpwing — Today at 12:38 AM ....wait a minute, if she just arrived, how did she know what they were singing? highglossfinish — Today at 12:38 AM Their little cat displays of affection would be adorable if they actually looked like cats. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:38 AM She was waiting for her moment. Sharpwing — Today at 12:38 AM FLYING TROMBONE?? highglossfinish — Today at 12:38 AM She got herself out of the water, she just wanted to encourage him. Sharpwing — Today at 12:38 AM Akfjskfkg Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:38 AM Swam all the way back in the time he was taking. Sharpwing — Today at 12:39 AM :eyes: oooohhh here comes the good stuff Mimic — Today at 12:39 AM who decided on how to animate their tails and how hard did they get fired Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:39 AM I wish she would stop unzipping her skin. Sharpwing — Today at 12:39 AM Ah, here comes the awful CGI I think SAME thenightetc2 — Today at 12:39 AM wince highglossfinish — Today at 12:39 AM This movie is so viscerally unpleasant. Sharpwing — Today at 12:40 AM Very. Hopolites — Today at 12:40 AM TAP DANCE TO INTIMIDATE LIKE A SNAKE RATTLE Sharpwing — Today at 12:40 AM THERE IT WAS THEY FORGOT HER FEET THEY FORGOT HER FEET LIKE THREE FRAMES AGO thenightetc2 — Today at 12:40 AM omg Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:40 AM Too busy editing out buttholes. Sharpwing — Today at 12:41 AM A necessary sacrifice, then Okay, now this is the good part highglossfinish — Today at 12:42 AM I can't stand this version of Memory, personally. And I do love Memory. Hopolites — Today at 12:42 AM editing out the buttholes they place themselves Sharpwing — Today at 12:42 AM Oh, what don't you like about it? highglossfinish — Today at 12:42 AM The youthful face, the orchestra drowning her out, the copious river of mucus running down her face. Sharpwing — Today at 12:42 AM ...all extremely good points. I have heard other versions, but havent actually seen the original stage show-- where can I find it? (short of piracy, I'm scared of viruses) Mimic — Today at 12:43 AM i would like to add that hte orchestra isn't just drowning her out, she's holding herself back because the orchestra has been ordered to respond to how she sings instead of the other way around, so she's hesitating the whole way through Sharpwing — Today at 12:44 AM Oof highglossfinish — Today at 12:45 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdBVJbzkoqo YouTube The Shows Must Go On! 'Memory' Elaine Paige | Cats The Musical

Mimic — Today at 12:45 AM do you want the original london cast or the original broadway cast, because I have links to both on youtube Sharpwing — Today at 12:45 AM :D!!! Thank you, I didn't expect it to be there, I should have looked Sharpwing — Today at 12:46 AM I'll have to check that out after this! Mimic — Today at 12:46 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwtoDY140o4 YouTube Cats1981channel Cats Memory (Original Broadway cast)

Sharpwing — Today at 12:47 AM :smile_cat: Thank you! Mimic — Today at 12:48 AM any time~! Sharpwing — Today at 12:49 AM I do appreciate the fact that she doesnt have Cat Boobs, though macavity has more boobage ...wait, how were they going to light those candles if Mistoffelees didnt do it? Uggh his freaky bare toes .........and now Somehow It gets weirder. Hopolites — Today at 12:52 AM What is this PSA Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:52 AM Oh good, she is directly addressing the camera. Sharpwing — Today at 12:52 AM I know, right thenightetc2 — Today at 12:52 AM hmmm!!! Sharpwing — Today at 12:52 AM I am Uncomfortable thenightetc2 — Today at 12:53 AM you can do that on stage but in a movie it's Weird Hopolites — Today at 12:53 AM slides out of the view of my monitor Sharpwing — Today at 12:53 AM It's bizarrely solid advice though, if you think about it. Hopolites — Today at 12:54 AM At least on stage the actors are far enough away that I don't feel like I, personally, amd being stared at Mimic — Today at 12:54 AM yeah. they're addressing the audience. not you highglossfinish — Today at 12:54 AM There's her wedding ring that they neglected to edit out. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:54 AM A very high quality production. Mimic — Today at 12:55 AM in the original, old deut belted this last set of lines Sharpwing — Today at 12:55 AM :0 I will never unsee that now Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:56 AM And then they scuttle away, to commit further crimes. Sharpwing — Today at 12:56 AM Awww... adopted by Grandma Cat thenightetc2 — Today at 12:56 AM :heart: cloud face Sharpwing — Today at 12:56 AM Despite EVERYTHING else weird about the scene... I do like how warm and soft it looks Hopolites — Today at 12:57 AM So if the chandelier disappears how do they send up more Sharpwing — Today at 12:57 AM ......i WAIT I DONT KNOW Hopolites — Today at 12:57 AM Do they have to fashion another one Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:57 AM They spend the year making a new one. Sharpwing — Today at 12:57 AM HOW DOES IT-- okay yeah that tracks thenightetc2 — Today at 12:57 AM They find a different chandelier every year Hopolites — Today at 12:57 AM Or like, do they find it again later highglossfinish — Today at 12:57 AM It just shows up. Sharpwing — Today at 12:57 AM Eeeew.... with a dead body inside thenightetc2 — Today at 12:57 AM Remember how Gus said he'd never performed in that particular theater before? Different venue every time Sharpwing — Today at 12:57 AM OH thenightetc2 — Today at 12:57 AM she's not dead yet! Sharpwing — Today at 12:57 AM OHHH Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:57 AM The chandelier's appearance heralds the time for a new sacrifice. Sharpwing — Today at 12:58 AM Ajdjfjsg Hopolites — Today at 12:58 AM How many abandoned theaters are there Sharpwing — Today at 12:58 AM As many as they need Just like there was a bar that seved milk despite being human size Mimic — Today at 12:58 AM besides, set a fire in the right place, you can make an abandoned theater Sharpwing — Today at 12:58 AM :joy: oh noooo highglossfinish — Today at 12:58 AM The Jellicles wake up every day and choose violence. Sharpwing — Today at 12:59 AM Clearly yes Hopolites — Today at 12:59 AM Inglorious bastards has taught us that well Sharpwing — Today at 12:59 AM ..........okay, I know it was a dumpster fire. but I like it. I like it So Much. Hopolites — Today at 12:59 AM Songs good Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:59 AM You are welcome to like it. Hopolites — Today at 12:59 AM Visuals made me go Nope Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:00 AM I however feel quite sandpapered. thenightetc2 — Today at 1:00 AM Valid Sharpwing — Today at 1:00 AM GIVE THEM PROPER NOSES AT LEAST Hopolites — Today at 1:00 AM Well, some of the songs good The Rum Tum Tugger song was eh Sharpwing — Today at 1:00 AM Yeah, he bothers me. At least this version of him does highglossfinish — Today at 1:02 AM There were so very few things this movie got right. Sharpwing — Today at 1:02 AM What do you think it did get right? highglossfinish — Today at 1:02 AM ............. Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:02 AM It does not seem like the type of musical that one ought to make a movie of. highglossfinish — Today at 1:03 AM It would make an excellent movie, just not like this. Mimic — Today at 1:03 AM not a live action movie thenightetc2 — Today at 1:03 AM agreed Sharpwing — Today at 1:03 AM What, like, animated? I'd like to see that-- but CGI, or traditional? highglossfinish — Today at 1:03 AM Either. I could live with CGI cats performing motion captured ballet dances. Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:04 AM Perhaps like that owl movie, where it is stylized CGI. Sharpwing — Today at 1:04 AM Traditional would be cool too, but the amount of work it would take to do all the characters and sequences by hand would be staggering Mimic — Today at 1:06 AM stylized CGI would be great, and lend itself way to the stage show's gimmick of assembling random junk into props Sharpwing — Today at 1:06 AM Ooohh, that would be really neat! Well now I want someone to make it ...after this fiasco, though, I'm not sure anyone will. Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:07 AM drat did i miss the entire stream Sharpwing — Today at 1:07 AM :pensive: Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:07 AM You are lucky, and have. Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:07 AM alas the curse of thursday night classes thenightetc2 — Today at 1:07 AM Sadly, yes. Mimic — Today at 1:07 AM I mean if you're willing to settle for animatics youtube has managed to attract theater fans in making animatics for the entirety of certain shows thenightetc2 — Today at 1:07 AM Unless we were to watch something else to cap things off...? Sharpwing — Today at 1:08 AM That sounds amazing, I have a new rabbit hole to go down tonight! thenightetc2 — Today at 1:09 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE0ElmZm-6c YouTube Yamz Animatics Say My Name [OC Animatic]

Mimic — Today at 1:09 AM I mean, if you wanna DM me I'm happy to spam you with a few (dozen) Hopolites — Today at 1:10 AM I feel like I should mention a good majority of animatics will have cats Sharpwing — Today at 1:10 AM Ajdjdjsjf Hopolites — Today at 1:10 AM instead of humans Sharpwing — Today at 1:10 AM Like Cat cats Not human cats? Hopolites — Today at 1:10 AM Yes Mimic — Today at 1:10 AM yup! Warrior Cats ended up attracting a sizable animatic creating fandom Hopolites — Today at 1:10 AM Like Warrior Cats Sharpwing — Today at 1:10 AM Incredible thenightetc2 — Today at 1:12 AM OH BOY Sharpwing — Today at 1:12 AM oh no. Mimic — Today at 1:12 AM HAHAHAHAHAHA thenightetc2 — Today at 1:12 AM YUP Sharpwing — Today at 1:12 AM noooooooo thenightetc2 — Today at 1:12 AM "a furry" Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:13 AM thanks i hate this this is terrible Sharpwing — Today at 1:13 AM I'm extremely uncomfortable, good job thenightetc2 — Today at 1:13 AM He does magic! Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:14 AM this is so cursed Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:14 AM Still less upsetting to look upon than the CGI ones. Mimic — Today at 1:14 AM I mean, not as cursed as Furry Force thenightetc2 — Today at 1:15 AM Furry FOrce? Sharpwing — Today at 1:16 AM Oh, this is nice actually! Well, some bits are cursed Hopolites — Today at 1:17 AM I love the cat getting distorted when she gets her hand in the trap thenightetc2 — Today at 1:17 AM This is one of those "everyone animates 5 seconds" things, right Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:17 AM TEAM FORTRESS 2 blursed Sharpwing — Today at 1:17 AM More like 1 second, it seems IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS highglossfinish — Today at 1:18 AM It was! And that's about all I've got! Sharpwing — Today at 1:19 AM My brother plays that a lot but I don't think I've ever actually seen the thing other than memes Thank you!! :blush: it was lovely And cursed Starscreamapillar — Today at 1:19 AM Thank you for streaming. No thank you for the vaguely cat-colored nightmares. Sharpwing — Today at 1:19 AM But I'm glad I got to be here♡ Starscream (They/Them) — Today at 1:19 AM ty! for the cursed Sharpwing — Today at 1:20 AM naked idris elbaaaaaaa highglossfinish — Today at 1:20 AM Always a pleasure! Mimic — Today at 1:20 AM naked FLYING Ildris Elba Sharpwing — Today at 1:20 AM ......WAIT HE COULD FLY WHY DID HE TRY TO HANG ONTO THE CHANDELIER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thenightetc2 — Today at 1:20 AM he was out of rocket fuel, obv Hopolites — Today at 1:21 AM For Funsies Pffft thenightetc2 — Today at 1:21 AM Once more, thank you for hosting! Mimic — Today at 1:21 AM thanks for tonight! Hopolites — Today at 1:21 AM It was fun! Sharpwing — Today at 1:22 AM Yeah!! highglossfinish — Today at 1:22 AM Thank you all for coming! Mimic — Today at 1:22 AM good night! highglossfinish — Today at 1:22 AM And for the awful suggestion to watch Cats, which was very fun, somehow. Good night!

Episode 12 - "tbh I totally forgot we were playing Fans vs Favorites." - Jones

So here I am. Maynor got blindsided, TJ had an idol and didn't tell me about it, and I've been on the bottom of 3/4 merge votes (I don't count Unanimous bc that's a twist so we HAd to work together) everyone has basically lied to me at some point, and all of my relationships are fractured in some way or another. Alyssa gave me her explanation why everything went down the way it did: She heard that TJ babbled to Jess that Aidan was going against Alyssa/Devon/Jess, so they confronted him with this information and flipped back to the otherside (alongside dani obviously.) HOWEVER Alyssa believes that TJ and Maynor were the ones campaigning against her, and didn't think I had anything to do with it at all (hehehehe), but because the "majority alliance" had been worried about TJ having an idol, their only options were either me or Maynor. Alyssa then told me that Aidan had been trying to throw my name out all day, but she kept me safe (HEHEHEHE) so boom.  This also lead me to the realization that TJ doesn't really trust me and he never did. If he did, he would've been able to confide in me if he found the idol (which he did) and he DID, in fact, leak to the other side that Aidan/Dani were flipping (when he said he hadn't heard anything at all). If TJ told the truth about the situation, I do think Maynor and I wouldn't have tried as hard to save him, and Maynor would still be in this game. I told him i would tell him if I heard anything, but he's most definitely on the bottom, and i most likely will be voting him out if he doesn't win immunity. (hopefully he doesn't, if he does, it's either me or chelsea.) after all of this information was being processed in my itty bitty brain, I most definitely had a mental breakdown. My brain stopped processing everything that came to mind all together. and all I could do was draw a blank and laugh to myself. I was hopeless, there was no plan moving forward and I was trapped as a "goat" once again for the eventual winner of Tumblr Survivor Guyana: Fans Vs. Favorites 7... who am I kidding? Guacamole Jones doesn't just give up that easily. Aidan and Dani had expressed that they wanted to flip before the whole TJ fiasco. If I can find a way to separate myself from him and squeeze my fat ass into any cracks i can, then I will. but it will probably end in me having to do a bit more exposing to Aidan about Alyssa. (specifically about her leaking info to me.) If I can get them to my side, I have them as allies, and I also have Chelsea. so hypothetically that would be 4 ( + 1 with Aidan's vote steal) vs 3, and we can easily sweep the majority. obviously this is an act to save myself, however, this may mean more to me than that. When I said that I wanted people to play their own games, I actually meant it. Everyone deserves to fight for their spot in the game, and should fight for their case to stay. Right now it feels like everyone is playing into Alyssa's hand, and i'm not here for it at all. so i'm gonna try to do something about it.

Buckle up bitches, it's "Tea-Time" with Jess.

Today's Topic is: "Another round, another mess".

I'm going through some SHIT.

The last couple of rounds I've been trying to do the whole "let's minimize Jess's threat level" and that shit isn't working out. I'm ironically getting credit for moves and taking out people who I can honestly say I had no say in whatsoever. I've literally done nothing in this game except be a NUMBER. The only move I've made? Is getting out Sammy but I don't think I can take FULL CREDIT FOR THAT.

So I'm kind of annoyed I'm getting way more credit than I deserve because I've been down this path before. People are using myself/Alyssa as their shields and making the moves they want to do because they won't get the blame BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT: Alyssa and I will. That'll get us taken out of this game within the next couple of rounds GUARANTEED.

I've compromised so much in this game. I basically screwed my relationship with TJ up. That shit sucks but as a player he's DANGEROUS but he was my kind of dude? Hopefully he can see the numbers/odds are stacked against him and he'll have no choice BUT TO WORK WITH ME. So let's pray that happens or else big yikes x10000.

On the next next subject that is ANNOYING ME TO NO GOD DAMN END.

J-O-N-E-S <INSERT KERMIT HANGING HIMSELF MEME HERE>. I don't get the appeal as her as a PLAYER. I get the appeal for her as a PERSON OUTSIDE OF THE GAME..... she seems awesome, relatable, funny.

HOWEVER IN THIS GAME SHE'S: Messy, annoying, and CAN NOT BE TRUSTED.

YET..... the person I consider my #1, the person who I've basically fucked up my game multiple times for bye putting my foot down every time someone tries to take her out.... STILL FUCKING TRUSTS HER?! <INSERT I DON'T UNDERSTAND DANCING GIF HERE>. I DON'T G-E-T- I-T. Jones went around last round spreading Alyssa's name. I'm almost 99.9% CERTAIN. It's so obvious she threw fucking Alyssa under the bus with the Dani vote. That shit came out when Maynor wasn't even ON. HOW DOES SHE NOT SEE THIS?!

All signs are pointing to Jones selling Alyssa out. Detective Jess will take a look at the EVIDENCE: 1. Maynor was not on when TJ was spreading the fact that Alyssa threw out Dani's name. 2. Alyssa only told Maynor/Jones about the Dani vote (50% chance Jones did it.. YAY MATH!). 3. JONES ADMITTED SHE KNEW MAYNOR THREW HER UNDER THE BUS BUT DID NOT TELL HER? LIKE WHAT KIND OF CRACK IS SHE SMOKING?! 4. We've shaded Jones twice in a row with a vote. Of course home girl doesn't TRUST YOU IN THIS GAME. 5. Jones was M.I.A yesterday however, in the main chat she said she'd be ON.

Alyssa not believing Jones had anything to do with her name going around last vote is something I can't look past. I'm at a loss with what to do right now.

ALSO them adding me to the GOLDEN QUEENS when I SPECIFICALLY asked them to do it after this game is SO SUSPECT. All of a sudden I fucking tell Alyssa I'm doubting Jones... I get added to a casual chat with Jones?! I don't fucking understand these people. How obvious do you think this is? Do you think I was born fucking a second ago? I'm just-

D O N E

This stage of the game is crucial for me personally. I don't believe the F5 will consist of myself, Jess, Alyssa, Dani, and Aidan. I think that Dani is over-paranoid more often than not, and Aidan will be smart enough to not let his advantage go to waste.

I am trying to plant a seed in Alyssa's head that we need to flip on Dani and Aidan at the F7, and hopefully she bites the bait. If this works, maybe we can boot Alyssa and leave Jess scrambling? I would rather sit with Dani and Aidan in the F3

I’m over like, 80% of these people. They really think they’re being “slick” or “sneaky” or “good at the game” just because they’re being vague with me? That’s 👏 not 👏 how 👏 I 👏 ROLL 👏 HONEY 👏👏👏 like HONESTLY did they really think I wouldn’t realize I’m getting voted out? Ofc alyssa wants to go to the end with most of these people, it’s bc they’re so obviously bad at being slick. ON TOP OF ALL OF IT you think you can get away with being “sneaky” after you blindsided me NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 3 FUCKING TIMES? Lied to my FACE??? Okay. Sure. Play like that. God, these people are really playing into alyssa’s hand, huh? Do they not want to play for themself for once? That’s literally the only thing I want from everyone. Actually that’s not true but its fine. I want them to be HONEST AND TELL ME IM BEING VOTED OUT. AAAAAND I want them to play for themselves. Like play the fucking game or don’t sign up for it imo. I’m over it. Thank god people like Aidan exists though. He seems like he’s genuinely ready to fuck shit up, and I’m just excited to call him and expose the fuck out alyssa. Hell, even if I get voted out, I trust him to go against the grain and actually take a stance. He’s the hero of the season for a REASON lmao. But yeah I’ll keep y’all posted, but It looks like I’m getting 8th place! Which !!! Doesn’t!!!! SOund!!!!! GOOD AT ALL!!! Last time I found out I wasn’t getting voted Johnny as worried about my mental well being. Let’s just,,,, hope for the best this time LMao

I. Dont. Like. Sneaks. In touchy subjects, i was voted as the person who has no idea what's going on, but apparently TJ made a chat with everyone but Dani, Aidan, and I to keep himself safe?? I have talked to him every day at some point and I'm PISSED that he tried to make a chat to potentially target one of us three (who AREN'T EVEN THREATS) to keep himself safe. I will work with anyone who stays loyal and doesn't make everything a shit show, but when you talk to me all the time and go behind my back........ bye. If he stays, he has some explaining to do. Maybe he *knows* i wouldn't vote for him and doesn't see why I should be in on the chat, but in this case, I SHOULD have been in on it. If I find out that he wants to target me, haaaaaaaahahahaa.

I guess 5th and 8th isn't the worst record ever... It just sucks this is how it's going to end.

I think TJ is finally going home since we kinda forced him to use his idol last tribal. Idk I’m tired

Hi so Aidan is literally the love of my life?? We’re actually on the same page/have the same allies and whatnot, so I’m feeling a lot better knowing that we’re allies. We basically agreed that TJ is too much of a fucking mess to keep around right now, so if we get him out then we’ll still have majority on the rest of the group!! So woohoo!!! Also? TJ proposed that there’s an all fans alliance and tbh I totally forgot we were playing Fans v Favorites. Just Bc aidan specifically wanted to target alyssa the round before. But legit,,,, why wouldn’t you target alyssa is my question??? Um but yeah I wouldn’t be shocked if i got votes tonight, but we shall see?? Hopefully I live to see another round, but right now I wanna fuckin sleep

Okay #2. TJ seems to think that Jess and Devon would vote Dani with me and him which just isn't true. I will not vote Dani because she hasn't caused any issues for me or made me feel threatened. TJ making his chat in the first place tells me that he was perfectly fine if me, Dani, or Aidan went home, but I guess as long as someone else said the name, he wouldn't get as much shit for it. He has really put a target on his back by doing this and I am a little bit hurt by it. But contrary to TJ's belief about voting tonight, we're not as divided as he thinks we are.

Me this round:

Very happy that I have immunity again but I already know that people are going to start saying I'm an "immunity threat" and it's going to annoy me. People look for ANY reason to point a target on anyone and I'm sort of expecting it? I'm already preparing responses for those kind of things.

Today was interesting because TJ was apparently desperate and making pleas to everybody that could listen (which somehow excluded Dani, Chelsea and I) but he eventually made his rounds to Dani anyway. I'm really hoping that he goes tonight because he tanked his whole game and I want him to feel EMBARRASSED and DEVASTATED for even daring to cross me in the way he did. If he listened to me and just followed my lead then he'd still be in the game WITH an idol. Thomas Pascucci is a passive aggressive little snake who loves to play the victim... but I'm hoping as we move into the 7 things get interesting.

I had a good talk with Jonesy today that confirmed a lot of my suspicions and she told me that she wanted to get out Alyssa. I was shook because I thought they were close, which they are, because I had heard she was in her confessional or something. I don't care but this anxious bitch better not be trying to play me either... but Devon seems to want to make a move too because he mentioned something about me/Dani/him needing to decide the next move. I feel like something ALWAYS goes down at 7 in Survivor history so I think everybody is anxious going into this next vote. My talk with Jones also brought my trust for Jess into question... there's a lot she kept from me (and a lot I kept from her, I do admit) but she's equally as messy but I think getting rid of Alyssa will force her into my back pocket more.

At this point there are a lot of small sub groups and alliances and deals and I don't even have an idea who the jury would love or hate. I like to think I have a good shot but it might be my ego... it's all going to be based on who tries to CLAIM different moves I think, or who gets crazy at this point in the game.

In regards to Devon I trust him more now after this round. I think he's more committed to the Massholes F3 than Alyssa/Jess but I'm not sure. I want to get on a call with him and feel him out. Maybe I can offer an F2 to him to ensure his loyalty.

But I also want to go the distance with Dani/Jess. It's a very complicated game and I feel like every boot looking forward needs to be INTENTIONAL. The endgame is near and I'm nervous but at least I still have my Opal Idol. I don't want to fuck up using that either.

DRUNK CONFESSIONAL WOOOO

I keep thinking to myself "how the fuck did i make F7?" because part of me is like,, genuinely shocked i've made it this far? It doesn't really feel real? But then I like, remind myself of where I started in this game and how it got me to where I am now. And THEN i started thinking about Ko Chang, and then I keep thinking about how much I've grown since then? last time around F7 I was like,, cowering in fear that the majority alliance would destroy me? or something like that? it was a few months ago i just remember crying a lot. BUT WOW!! I really did it huh. Final 7. I feel like this time i'm actually comfortable enough to like,,,, do things now. I'd like to say I set myself up pretty nicely? My talk with Aidan was really successful and we're gonna try taking out Alyssa this round with Dani and Chelsea. Worst case scenario - we still have Aidan's vote steal. If alyssa wins immunity - we'll probably go for Jess? we haven't really talked about that yet? but oh well. we'll have to wait and see. hopefully my 14/20 in the spelling bee is good enough <3

Twelve Hours Later........

Wow 👏 love it when 👏 the one thing 👏 that I want to 👏 NOT 👏 happen 👏 FUCKING 👏 HAPPENS 👏👏👏 So like ok alyssa won immunity and I was THJS FUCKJNG CLOSE KM GONNA PISS MY PANTS ok ok besides the point everything’s fine it’s totally fine we’re all fine hahahahjaha But ummm I already talked to Aidan about what we should do and I think we’re both in agreeance that Jess should go? I think she’s the next best thing behind alyssa. Plus even if she doesn’t go,, I want her to HAVE VOTES LIKE !!!! JOIN THE CLUB!!! But also,, part of me is worried that i’m getting played. While I think aidan’s a genuine person when it comes to wanting the big threats out - how am I supposed to know if he thinks I’M one of the big threats, yk? But I do genuinely think he wants Alyssa/Jess/Devon out before anyone else. Even if that eventually leaves me vulnerable at F4, that’s fine. I can always go on an immunity run or smth if I ever become good at comps :)

But rn,, in the words of Jonathan Stockton: “I’m going to kms”

Dear Jones, If there's ONE thing I've learnt in this game..... it's to NEVER trust a girl who cries more than a pregnant lady.. ever.

Your crocodile tears don't phase me one bit. I've been saying for a while now that you're sketchier than a crackhead in an alleyway.

Your attempt at screwing me over was expected.. Your attempt to screw over Alyssa.... now that shit hurts. That's your BEST FRIEND Jones.. someone who literally has vouched for you to SOOO many people when they were coming after you (me included).

I HONESTLY WANT YOU GONE LIKE.... YESTERDAY.

No amount of dad jokes or Kermit memes are gonna get her out of this mess..

However, I do have ONE LAST DAD JOKE FOR YOU.

Me: Jones, I'm on I'm the jury. Jones: Hi I'm on the jury, I'm dad.. oh wait.

Sincerely, Jess. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The fact that Aidan hasn't come to me yet with the fucking lies Jones has been spreading is concerning. I can't try and save his ass now because of that. I want to save him but how the fuck do I try and defend the guy who is paranoid about me? I could sell out Devon but that does me NO GOOD right now.

7th here I come?!

I feel like every round I say something to someone I risk getting exposed. LIKE ???? Ik I said I felt okay before but I feel like I’m /too/ okay if that makes sense. I told Aidan that his name and Chelsea’s name was thrown out there by Devon. He THINKS that Chelsea’s the one who threw it out there though. Which ISNT how it was supposed to work!! We had a plan to get out Jess what are you dOING!!! NOW aidan’s gonna go to Devon to see where he heard it from. Like???? Might as well just call me out for being a snake now before it’s too late :) why’d Alyssa have to win immunity. She’s the only person who COULDNT WIN!! Why? Bc I HAD TO WIN OR ELSE ID BE DEAD. THIS ISNT HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO WORK IN MY FANTASY!!!!!  But,, at least it’s not my name out there. Better anyone else but mine :0 so I don’t think my name will come up? I think the only person who came up with my name was Aidan, and now he’s like,, my new best friend? So yeehaw that’s nice. ,,,,, hopefully The Godfather— I MEAn alyssa doesn’t catch on to my snakiness.

Ugh this group is so nice and there is no particular person that I want to vote out over the other. Devon and Jones seem to want to vote with me and Aidan has talked to me a bunch. Aidan has been my social game person meaning he gives me info on people and has helped me a few times with staying safe and making moves. Last round, he told me about the chat that TJ made which I would have never known about if he didn't tell me. It wasn't a huge deal because people didn't respond and ended up voting him anyway, but still! Knowing that TJ voted me and was potentially targeting me with other people before tribal was information that I needed and Aidan provided. Even though the vote was unanimous, it was still a good thing to band together with him and Dani to make sure a few others were on the same page for the TJ vote.

Now that TJ is gone, I honestly do not know who to vote next. Do I vote Aidan because even though he has been super helpful, he is still a social threat and is killing challenges? Do I vote Dani because I have talked to her least? Do I vote Jess because it would break up the suspicious Jess/Alyssa duo? Do I vote Jones or Devon just because? I don't know what's going to happen tonight because people might have idols to use (or maybe not!) At this point in the game, I'll be sad with whoever goes but I'm ready to vote anyone who isn't me. Maybe that makes me a huge biotch, but it will get me to where I need to be, especially because I haven't played my best game this season. If I do go home tonight, I'm just happy I made it into the single digits :)

So like, I'm finally coming back around to potentially work with Devon, Jess, and Alyssa which I'm happy about because with me, we are the majority this round. At first I wasn't completely against voting Jess, but after hearing that my name was out there and reaching out to Devon, I needed to talk to Jess and see what she wanted to do. Then, Devon told me that if I want Aidan out, going to Jones and Dani isn't a great idea (since they are probs working together), so I needed to tread lightly from then on out. Thank god I never initially gave a clear answer to Jones and Dani on who I definitely want gone because Aidan might have a vote steal and will come for me or all of us lmfao.

I told Jones that I wasn't totally against voting Jess and told Dani and Jones that I wanted to vote with them, just to give them the idea that they would have majority with Aidan....(but I'm not. I am so sorry for flipping on y'all.) I feel awful lying to people because I hate being completely blindsided and not knowing who to trust, but I am doing this vote for me to help MY game.

I feel so dirty with this vote because I know I am going to lose trust in Jones and Dani, AND Aidan if this doesn't work and he ends up staying. I am the swing vote though and so I feel like I have a lot of pressure on me. Do I vote with Dani, Aidan, and Jones to get Jess out? Or do I vote with my Hosororo people and vote out Aidan? Jess is not a threat to me, because I feel like we play a similar game but I may talk to more people. She seems more predictable imo than Aidan. Aidan however, has won multiple challenges, has a killer social game, and poses as a much bigger threat to me if I was to make it farther in the game with him.

I need to vote to benefit myself for this round and that means I need Aidan gone. I am not good enough to win in challenges against someone like Aidan but I think I *might* have a chance if he gets voted out this round.

I lost immunity by ONE and I'm pissed because now I'm a ball of anxiety and mess. I feel like fucking Jess the way I think I'm going home.

Right now I think it's going to be a straightforward Chelsea vote but stranger fucking things have happened? I'm expecting something wild to go down but my senses aren't tingling that something is happening /to me/ so I'm likely gonna save my Opal Idol for next week which is the last week that I can play it!

I don't know how I feel about the game going forward because there are a lot of deals and I think people trust me but I'm not sure. I'm really solid with my Massholes F3 but also my sub deal with Jess and I really trust a majority of this game. Other people? Not so much.

I think if Chelsea goes we'll definitely have an interesting F6 round

Confessional #3 because things can never just be simple. I ate a bowl of ice cream so now I'm all sugar and FIRED UP. You know what? I'm not feeling so bad if Aidan goes home tonight because apparently he wanted me out and thinks it's gonna be a 6-1 vote against me. Tbh I'm pissed lmao. Devon is telling Jones to vote me so that she doesn't suspect me and Devon working together, so I'm not reaching out to her or Dani anymore until they come to me. Devon doesn't think that Jones will vote for me but honestly who knows? Jones also thinks that I would vote Jess so I can't be too mad if people turn around and vote me. This is probably the round that best describes the "outwit" portion of the game because we're down to 7 people and half of the tribe had their names going around (me, Aidan, Jess, even Dani because Aidan tried to bait me into saying I would vote her.)

JESUS. Now Devon's name has been brought up. Devon told Jones that maybe I should go to get rid of any suspicion that I am working with him, but now apparently Jones told Aidan we should vote Devon..... I'm literally shook by how many names we have filtered through. Who knows, maybe this will be a 6-1 vote for me and I'm going home.

If I go home tonight, I'm telling them in my final words that I had an idol but didn't think I needed it this round, so I gave it to someone else.... and to have fun figuring out who it is :)

I'm literally? so fucking mindboggled right now? i don't know whether I should feel sick or not. like,,, I thought Aidan and I were "on the same wavelength" or something like that. suddenly at 9:45 (15 minutes before tribal might i add) he's just like "we can't do this" like??? YES WE CAN!!! THIS IS THE ONLY LOGICAL TIME TO USE THE FUCKING VOTE STEAL!!!!!!! IF WE USE IT AT F6 WE CAN ONLY TIE IT, BUT IT'LL BE USELESS BECAUSE WE CAN'T USE THE STEAL IN A FUCKING REVOTE!!! THERE IS!!! NO POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!! literally,, if I knew the temptation was a fucking vote steal and I knew I'd end up in THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW then this wouldn't be an issue. I sound like an asshole. but oh!! my!!! GOD!!! YOU SAY YOU WANNA MAKE A MOVE!!! THSI IS THE FUCKING MOMENT!!!! MAKE THE GODDAMN MOVE OR YOU'RE GETTING PICKED OFF IN THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I really can't believe this. and I thought I had hope. sorry i'm so fucking pissed i'm probably gonna lose chelsea over this. this is not her time to go. I fucking hate this. everyone in this game needs to step the fuck up and i'm angry. i'm probably gonna regret this tomorrow, but i don't fucking care.

We were gonna get alyssa out this round for being shady with jones. But she won the immunity. Now we are getting Chelsea I think. I was going to make a video but I’m so tired.  Loool sorry

Aidan has been bothering me about flipping the votes over and over again from Chelsea to Jones to Jess

I know this is coming to the end, so big moves NEED to be made. I'll be throwing Chelsea a bone of trust and see if she grabs at it. If all works well, maybe we can get the most powerful player out of the game??? Last male standing

GET TO KNOW ME TAG

i was tagged by @ask-witch-namjoon​ & @ask-witch-jiminie​ ( u tagged me on my other one, im gonna do it here bb hehe lov u )

1. Are you named after someone?

yep!! well its not just someone but also something.. the something is my first name, and the second name is someone lmfao

2. When is the last time you cried?

last last night(?), i overthinked and stuff and i got emotional listening to certain songs

3. Do you like your handwriting?

NEVER. its ew ;/ but ehh they tease me its a doctor’s handwriting hahaha i aint complaining coz i wanna be a doctor

4. What is your favourite lunch meat?

tbvh i love all meat, but lunch.. i’ll have to go with chicken.. esp mcdo chicken or jollibee chicken or inasal chicken

5. Do you have kids?

does friends count? >w< i have a gc on twt where i am their mom and the another one in kkt where im considered a mom too lol and i have 2 shih tzu tho i consider them my brother/sister 

kidding aside, nop!

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

sure why not, im p open for new friends! 

7. Do you use sarcasm?

sometimes, im not really good with sarcasm that much

8. Do you still have your tonsils?

im p sure yes???

9. Would you bungee jump?

okay! i have a funny story on this one >w< i tried bungee jumping once! and tbvh that bungee jump isnt even that high! like i swear its just not high and tbh the fall was machine controlled so not rlly that u’re free falling n sht.. but i got rlly scared wtF like i got scared i was on the top porch for so long i let the others behind me go first! i mean im already at the top and its a hassle to go multiple steps down so i just readied my self.. after there are no more customers behind me i did it.. damn i even prayed.. and like i said it was machine controlled so my fall isnt that fast or sth, but the fact that you’ll jump on ur own made me go mad //// but I did it anyways, and when i got down i cried.. I CRIEEEDDDD.. ToT i guess i was relieved.. but YUP i’ll def try it again, maybe the one in singapore/sokor.. someday

10. What’s your favourite cereal?

HONEY STARS & FRUIT LOOPS! i sometimes eat them without milk

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

yups, just a lil bit

12. Do you think you’re a strong person?

im in the middle of strong & weak

13. What’s your favourite ice cream flavour?

AVOCADO / CHOCOLATE / COOKIES N CREAM / CHOCOLATE W/ BROWNIES (( i cant pick one im sorry ))

14. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

their face and how they carry themselves

15. Red or pink?

pink... i dont like hot pink or rlly neon pink.. pastel pink def a fave

16. What is your least favourite physical thing about yourself?

my thighs..

17. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

im just at home right now so im wearing a pjs // orange, and blue for my house slippers

18. What was the last thing you ate?

adobo!! idk if you guys will know it ahah

19. What are you listening to right now?

spring day by bts

20. If you were a crayon what colour would you be?

baby blue / sky blue

21. Favourite smell?

im all for cherry blossoms perfumes, thats my fave! but any floral scent is a good one! i dont rlly like fruity smell / scent

22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

my dad

23. Favourite sport to watch?

basketball

24. Hair colour?

medium brown i guess

25. Eye colour?

dark brown

26. Do you wear contacts?

nop!

27. Favourite food to eat?

uh... THIS IS HARD... I LOV ALL FOOD?? but comfort food is french fries + ice cream! i could eat ‘em all day

28. Scary movies or comedy?

i’d prefer scary movies, but i dont watch it alone!!

29. Last movie you watched?

max steel!! 

30. What colour shirt are you wearing?

yellow :>

31. Summer or winter?

winter.. i lov coldness that makes u feel warm.. so winter

32. Hugs or kisses?

def both!! but im always down for hugs a lot!

33. What book are you currently reading?

im in a fanfic phase right now aaahhh i stopped reading the book im reading, but its “unearthly” (about fallen angels and stuff)

34. Who do you miss right now?

my heart is cold, i dont miss anyone at the moment

35. What is on your mouse pad?

i dont have a mouse pad....

36. What is the last tv show you watched?

errr are kdramas considered a tv show? coz if it is, its goblin! ;)

37. What is the best sound?

PIANO... it’s just so calming?? but um i also love the sound of water.. even if its rain or the beach waves.. i lov it

38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

idk them?? i mean i know the beatles but i havent actually listened to any of their songs so idkkk

39. What is the furthest you’ve ever travelled?

los angeles! my butt hurt from seating in the airplane

40. Do you have a special talent?

um.. i draw?? hehe

41.Where were you born?

manila, philippines!

NOTE: IF U FINISHED READING UNTIL HERE I LOV U! LET ME KNOW IF U READ IT ALL URE PRECIOUS hehehehe ~

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