Putting on any music you want, and turning the volume up to inadvisable, levels is the joy of being home alone.
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Who is Cole? And why are they making laws?
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Person 1: "Alright, cakes out"
Person 2: *snickers* "cake"
Person 1: "Yeah Kyle, this is a fucking bakery!"
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The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is on par with the former best Sonic game.
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Write like this, no Twitter user will understand.
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I wonder if PMSeymour is a fellow pirate...
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Double layer your pants during winter.
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Buddy you're a boy, but only if you make a big noise...
And be a big man someday...
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This week sucks...
I should make mac&cheese with jalapeños sriracha.
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