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I. Got misophonia and mesothelioma confused for a second and was VERY confused why you gave it to Shamura.
IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH MISOPHONIA YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE HAD TO LISTEN TO LESHY CHEW HIS FOOD FOR MORE THAN 10 SECONDS
I never thought of those two conditions in the same sentence but I absolutely see where the confusion came from cause the names are so similar, imagine one day I drop hc shamura lore where they built their temple out of asbestos and have eternal mesothelioma as a result KJHSDFKFJSD
#I have been seething since the day I was born due to my misophonia#but I'd be damned if I didn't try to make it funny at least
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imagine jungkook’s song is like loving you from all sides 3D, painting you in my dreams 2D, wish I could give you this 1D
#IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS BEEN PERSONALLY IMPACTED BY CHAPTER 2 JUNGKOOK#YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION
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Uhhhhh happy Yanlentines Day? my condolences
#mtas#my time at sandrock#mtas yan#you may be entitled to financial compensation#Eden art activities
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Actually, I think it's really funny that Mic's the one who gets to say this, considering how badly the fandom wanted him to be the traitor. You're the real victim here, Hizashi, and you don't even know it
#have you been accused of being the ua traitor?#you may be entitled to financial compensation#present mic#hizashi yamada#bnha#my hero academia#traitor mic
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If you want to show that you are truly MAGA you'd better start huffing that asbestos to show you don't appreciate Brandon's tyranny.
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today's agenda: boopmaxxing
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Have you been Afflicted by the Unrelenting Flow of Time? You may be entitled to
💥 Compensation 💥
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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls- Season 2, Episode 16, "There's The Rub", aka A Sheer Masterpiece of GilmoreDom, AKA The Gilmore Geller Mariano Trio, And Everything is Right With The World Until Forrester Shows Up, Part 4
I realized I’ve been spelling Dean's last name wrong all this time (it's only one R, not two) but I'm going to keep misspelling it on purpose because it's what he fucking deserves, frankly.
You can find parts 1-3 and all other episodes I've recapped in my pinned post.
Leggo.
All of the purest and most heartwarming episodes & scenes are the ones that take place outside of Shit's Hollow.
Emily and Lorelai at the spa. The Bangles Concert. The time the Dragonfly Inn crew+ Rory and Emily went to a drag show. That time Lane and Rory went to Madelyn & Louise's party and Lane danced with Henry. Various scenes that take place at the mall. Rory's trip to New York City to see Jess (MY FAVORITE EPISODE). The time Jess, his uncle and his stepfather took him to see some naked mud wrestling (ah, family bonding).
It does not get any better than this, people. Let us all bask in this warm, peaceful glow, the smell of french fries, the sound of gentle literary debate, the absence of Dean, Lorelai and all of the other loudmouths of Shit's Hollow, who are safely (if temporarily) contained in secondary locations. *breathes in* Ahhhhhh.
Person: Hey ThoughtsWhileWatching, what day of the week is it?
Me: Idk but I will never forget the weird way Milo held this can of salt
The fact that a friendship between Paris and Jess wasn't allowed to develop past this episode, in large part due to Dean Ruins Everything Forrester, was another one of AmyShermanPalladino's high crimes she needs to answer to.
(and let's not even start on how a nice little friendship based on a shared interest in music could have formed with Lane but AmyShermanPalladino decided to make Lane salty at Jess for no reason until literally the last episode before he splits from Rory.
I remember a scene in a later episode where Lane tries to run away to New York to meet up with her band but when she gets there she finds she's lost and in over her head I wanted her to get in contact with Jess so badly so she could have stayed with him or he could have helped her out.
Speaking of salty.
He's so frigging cute, my heart hurts. Ow.
The phone rings in the Gilly Girl household and this is one of the many times I wish I was still a GG virgin and didn't already know it was Dean the Serial Killer on the other end.
Someone who is already violating her boundaries by inviting himself over, knowing full well she wanted to spend the night alone, is totally going to double-super-duper respect-her-boundaries if she says no to this additional boundary violation. Asking her permission, that's rich.
And Dean the Abuser totally won't triple violate her boundaries when he finds out her circumstances changed and she ended up spending her time with someone other than him. This is going to go just swell.
Oh god, she's still wearing the Quarter on a String and it's even uglier than I could have imagined! You can finally see it well in the harsh light of the Gilmore Kitchen. I still need an extreme closeup.
D: I know you want to be alone but I just want to stop by for a minute and say hello. Actually, what I meant to say was, fuck you Rory, even though you told me repeatedly you wanted to be alone I'm coming over anyway because I'm an abusive piece of shit.
R: But you just said hi.
R: But I look like a mess. I'm not pretty. You wouldn't recognize me.
D: Fuck you I'm coming over.
Dean Forrester is a straight up horror movie villain or at the very least the villain in a bad Lifetime movie/cautionary tale about an abusive boyfriend. Gilmore Girls really is a 7 year long Lifetime movie.
(for the youngn's, Lifetime Network was a tv network primarily targeting women, something akin to the current Hallmark channel, and although they had their share of wholesome movies like HC they also produced dozens of low budget movies about men who stalked and abused women)
TWWGG's Memory: "Hey TWWGG, remember in 2020 when 4 years had passed since you had watched Gilmore Girls for the 1st time, and you wanted to watch it again during the pandemic, and halfway through the 1st season you said to your best friend, "boy howdy I'm glad Dean finally leaves after Jess and Rory start dating" and she said "I hate to tell you this but Dean is around untl the middle of season 5, and also Jess leaves at the end of season 3" and all the color drained from your face and your whole world crumbled to pieces?"
TWGGG's Memory Replying to Her Memory: Yes. I remember.
This "Dean not taking no for an answer" is terribly frightening and disturbing. My skin just prickled. When you take into account the fear and sheer desperation in Rory's voice it gets even worse. I feel like I should be putting trigger warnings on these scenes or something?
But what? But why? FUCK YOU DEAN FORRESTER!!
Thats true, you're not ruining her night. You're ruining her life and you're ruining everything you touch. The sidewalk you're walking on doesn't even want your smelly shoes walking on it. You are Dean the Ruiner. You make this show unwatchable. I hate you.
Look how proud of himself this motherfucker looks. "I just violated Rory's boundaries. I violated them so hard. I'm gonna barge into her house without her consent and yell at her in front of her friends. She’s gonna love me so much. I'm such a good Dean. Yeah."
Dean's holding a bag of something that we're supposed to believe is a pint of ice cream. But this is Dean so it's probably a human head on ice and not ice cream. "Ice cream" is just serial killer lingo for "human remains."
#gilmore girls#jess mariano#paris geller#anti dean forester#lorelai gilmore#emily gilmore#gilmore girls season 2#theres the rub#denise rewatches gilmore girls#experimenting with shorter posts#not cutting down on the content but just dividing them into more numerous parts#you may be reading Theres the Rub Part 12 at this rate#milo ventimiglia#if you are a sidewalk that was stepped on by Dean Forrester#you may be entitled to financial compensation
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if i had a nickel for every time one half of an iconic girlbestfriend duo was selected for cannibalism by her friends, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
#this looks like one of those injury law billboards#have u been cannibalized by your friends?#you may be entitled to financial compensation#i made this at like 11pm okay ??#yellowjackets#class of 07#class of ‘07#yellowjackets spoilers#class of 07 spoilers#my post#shit post#jackie taylor#jackie yellowjackets#megan class of 07
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Some crazy steam engine trivia I've found that needs to be shared:
1: Apparently you can "jumpstart" a steam locomotive with another steam locomotive, and it can get one ready really fast.
Starting with an empty boiler, you can remove the washout plugs at the bottom of the firebox and hook a high pressure steam source, such as another hot steam locomotive, with a rubber hose and pipe live steam into the boiler. This will uniformly fill the boiler with saturated steam and warm the entire boiler uniformly, allowing the condensate to drain out the washout opening. When water ceases, the boiler is hot enough to reinstall the plug, then fill the boiler with pressureized steam and turn on your injectors, which will quite nicely fill the boiler to the waterglass with 180 degree water. Then you can build a fire and raise pressure quite quickly. I've seen the C&TS use this method to have an engine ready in about 45 minutes.
2: The New York Central Railroad was fucking insane. They developed a "solution" to how letting a steam engine cool down so you can do maintenance in the firebox and then firing it back up again takes forever: "Just dump the fire and have some guys put on literal asbestos suits and climb inside the firebox."
(I have to wonder whether this absurd maintenance practice would work with modern firefighting gear)
#real railway lore#jumpstarting a steam locomotive#if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma#you may be entitled to financial compensation
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im so sorry to the people that have to listen to me rant about how pretty david tennant is and how pretty his voice is
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Throw back.
Hahah it is hard to take a photo of your little fuzzy 🍑 and your face in the same pic.
#is it just me or is my face look uncomfortable#rare no make up#fuzzy peach#me#I actually don’t hate it maybe#2023#you may play like a drum#you may be entitled to financial compensation#no pink beard#selfie
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Not mommy issues not daddy issues but a secret third thing: ✨️grandparent issues✨️
#were you the least favorite grandchild and could never forget it? if so#you may be entitled to financial compensation#romy can talk
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i’m the type of guy to ask “is anyone gonna make an unhinged comment on this?” and not wait for an answer
#if you or a loved one have been victimized by one of my unhinged comments about a character/art/art of a character#you may be entitled to financial compensation#me.txt
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VERY IMPORTANT
IT WAS NOT A HOAX.
apparently waynecorp is offering financial compensation for the Batman's bullshit fights now? about fucking time SOMEONE'S doing something about it. apparently it's a new initiative.
check their website and shoot them an email if you want in on this.
#unreality#IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH BATMAN#YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION#if batman lasts four hours or longer please contact your physician#hee hee#batman#bruce wayne#gothamblr#gotham irl#bruce wayne's a himbo but he's okay#as far as Rich People go
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