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karamielo · 1 year
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i love how this is just “this will byers was in love with mike wheeler” all over again
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landososcar · 19 days
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so high school ; JB5
pairing(s) ; jude bellingham x singer!reader , jude bellingham x student!reader
summary ; twitters favourite new(ish) artist drops her new album right during her school year.
warnings ; nothinggggg & mainly just fluff bc i love happy people
note ; SORRY ITS SHORT AHHAHA, i’ll post a new lando fic soon i just have no inspiration… ignore any dates that are wrong or don’t match - im lazy. also this is VERYYYY LOOSLY based off so high school lol (it’s mainly the aristotle line)
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youruser surprise !!!!! as an end of term present (for myself🤭🥳) and in honour of knowing the loml for 15 years, here’s 15 new songs for you guys to (hopefully) enjoy 😊 noah, thank you for trusting me and letting me join you on what might be one of my favourite songs ever!! i loveeee youuuu. && to my jude<3 thank you for inspiring me every single day of our lives. i love you bigger than the whole sky 🩵🩵 (guys he’s actually v v talented and he helped me write scared of my guitar, hard to sleep, and feels like) j, you are my safe place and these songs — especially the ones i haven’t let you hear yet — are for you.
ps guys idk how to only write happy songs but jude is the only one who makes me feel safe enough to express my emotions through my songs 😁 i looooovvveee him and am NOT 🙅‍♀️ breaking up with him. he is stuck with me forever💞
‘the alchemy’ is YOURS tonight at midnight 💓
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user1 WHAT
user2 YOU CANT JUST DROP THIS ON US WTF
oliviarodrigo my girl💞💞 i’m so so soooo excited😭
user3 GIRL I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST CALL THE ALBUM ‘the alchemy’ FOR NO REASON. WHERE TF IS THE TITLE TRACK I KNOW YOUVE GOT HER SOMEWHERE
youruser jude and i love the alchemy the most out of all the songs and wanna keep her just ours for a little bit longer but maybe if you guys enjoy these songs i’ll let you have my baby
user4 YNAJDKJSKDKDIS
user5 WHATTTT songs did she not let jude hear omfg i need to know
youruser he’s heard them all except for daylight, paper rings & so high school lollll
judebellingham refreshing my spotify every minute til midnight you guys don’t understand she’s kept these songs in a VAULT
user6 jude i know you love spotify but apple music get new music 10 minutes early xxx
judebellingham just made an apple music account
user7 TEN MINS TIL THE ALBUM OF THE YEAR DROPS
taylorswift so so proud of you beautiful 🩷🩷
judebellingham I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
judebellingham putting ALLLL of these on the pre-game playlist
youruser babe idk if some of these will pump you up before a game
judebellingham hearing your voice will pump me up idc how sad the song is xx
user8 why’s no one talking about how she’s in UNIVERSITY and dropped a FIFTEEN song album like …??? she’s INSANE. WHERE did she find the TIMEEE
user9 not to mention she lives with him in madrid and does school online coz her uni is in the uk
user10 she’s insane i don’t understand how😭😭
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youruser surprised my fav person in the uk for his england game and he scored for me 😆🩵🩵
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user1 she wrote “you know how to ball” and he said “yeah” then scored a goal and did a celebration for her😭
user2 zoom in on pic 6 and you’ll see me laying on the road waiting to be run over
judbellingham ‘unemployed girlfriend’ but you’re the greatest singer on earth while also doing online uni full time and you still make time to be able to come see me
youruser it’s coz i love you so so bad
jobebellingham you make me sick
youruser i love u too jobeyyyyyy
england our favourite visitor💙💙
user3 how does she do all this whilst going to uni😭😭😭
oliviarodrigo 💖💖💖
judebellingham I LOVVVEEEE YOUUUUU
user4 i NEED the top in pic 8 where is it from
youruser i found it on depop and HAD to buy it😭😭 i think someone made it x
chappellroan HOTTTTT (you not ur bf)
youruser I WOULD DIE FOR YOU MY WIFE💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
user5 i don’t understand how you write sad songs like the ones on your album if ur ‘in love with jude’
user6 jude deserves better than someone who’s so caught up on and still writes songs about her exes
user7 WHYS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LYRICS SHE POSTED ON TWITTER IM GOJNG INSANE
user8 LITERALLY?/!;!!/;@:8@ LIKE ??????? “WHERES THE TROPHY? HE JUST COMES RUNNING OVER TO ME” IS SO JUDE CODED WHEN Y/N IS AT LITERALLY ANY OF HIS GAMES
user7 EXACTLYYYYY HE ALWAYSSS RUNS TO HER IMMEDIATELY AFTER HES ALLOWED TO DO HIS OWN THING. ITS FUCKING ADORABLE
user8 IM SO GLAD SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME
user7 were both insane let’s get married
user8 dm me right now wife
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youruser lol little life update coz i’ve been m.i.a. for the last almost two months. 1: i went blonde again. 2: my man still as fine as ever. 3: got engaged or whatever lol. 4: slaying up exams. 5: i miss tour so i decided imma come back and see you all soon 🤭🤭 tour dates soon <3
ps in honour of becoming fiance or whatever🤗 the alchemy and 4 other songs are yours on the deluxe version of ‘the alchemy’ ,, out tonight !!!
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user1 WHAT THE FUCK
user2 GIRL LET US BREATHE
harrykane juudddeeeeee!!! congrats🥳❤️
declanrice mr bellingham that is a ROCK
user3 SHE DISAPPEARED FOR TWO MONTHS AND THEN CAME BACK AND DROPPED ALL OF RHAT ON HS
gracieabrams OMG WIFE IS GONNA BE A WIFE
user4 BLONDE YN IS BACK AND SHES A FIANCÉ OH MY GOD
judebellingham WIFE WIFE WIFE‼️‼️‼️
youruser not yet my love but so close🥰
judebellingham I CANT HEAR YOU MY WIFE IS AN ACADEMIC AND LYRICAL GENIUS
user5 she’s still writing break up and sad songs whilst engaged… so weird
user6 yeah and jude helps her,, he must be so disgusted right? seriously get a life and go touch grass
taylorswift so so happy for you 💓💓
youruser 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 i love you
user7 TOUR TOUR TOUR TOUR TOUR
england juddeeeeee💙 sooo happy for you two
trentarnold ❤️❤️❤️
user8 how girl just gonna casually drop a ENGAGEMENT announcement in the middle of a photo dump
user9 REALLLL LIKE THATS A BIG ASS RING TOO
noahkahanmusic YESSSSS🤍🤍🤍🤍
user10 HOWWWW is miss girl gonna find time in her schedule to do uni, make music, keep a healthy relationship, AND TOUR
judebellingham mrs*
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artificialbreezy · 4 months
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This is a niche thought but I live for your nsfw headcanons so pls hear me out. Your birthday, Noah makes you cum for each year you’ve been alive (23 orgasms if you’re 23 etc) I cannot be the only one thinking this
this is the best thing i’ve read today omfg
nsfw under the cut ◡̈
he’d totally bring up as a joke.
“ya know how you’re supposed to get birthday spankings? like one for each year? well, what if i made you cum once for each year?”
brain goes empty bc WHAT IF but you play it cool, “i mean i think id get TIRED by the time your done. let alone i don’t know if i can even get off 23 times”
he wouldn’t bring it up again UNTIL the day of your birthday
you’d be fast asleep in bed, and he’d be kissing your neck and working his hands down your body trying to wake you up
you’d slowly stir awake and just look at him all sleepy “whatcha doing Noah?”
“just wanna make you feel good on your special day baby”
then he’d give you your first one on his fingers
the day would move on according to plan right, but when you got home from your birthday dinner with the whole gang is when he’d really step it up right?
he’d push you against the wall in the living room, right by the front door. “baby, you remember what i told you the other. one orgasm per year?” and you’d just nod because he’s leaning on the wall over you and your head is just a mess
Noah is a munch right. we know this. he’d lift up the bottom of your dress, pull your panties to the side and immediately lick a wide strip from your entrance to your clit
he’d give you number 2 of the day right against that wall
by the time you make it to his bedroom you’re on number 5 and he’s ONLY used his mouth and hands
he’d sit on the edge of his bed and pat his thigh “mere baby. want you to fuck yourself on my thigh”
at this point you’re just desperate, you’re a little fucked out but you refuse to call it quits until he’s inside you and who knows when that’s gonna be at this point
you feel your the edge right there but you’re so tired, so Noah grabs your hips and does it for you
“too dumb to get yourself off huh? don’t worry sweetheart, daddy’s gotcha”
after you cum again, he’ll pick you up off his lap and lay you on his bed FINALLY
“god you’re soaked baby”
“Sir, please. need you”
he’d laugh at your desperation but since it is your birthday he’ll play it nice
he’d drag his cock up your folds just to tease you a little bit
when he finally decides you’ve had enough of his teasing, he’d slowly push himself inside you.
“fuck. you’re so tight. relax angel, gotta relax so you can let me in. yeah?”
he’s the type of man who would grab your legs and push them to your chest so he could really bottom out and FEEL you so that’s exactly what he did
his thrust are slow and steady at first, sweet almost
“happy birthday angel. now you know i love you right? because im about to fuck you like i don’t.”
he 100% wouldn’t stop until you safe worded or passed out tbh
i feel like the ending point was 10 or 11.
your body was so numb and so tired and just on a whole other world when he finally called it quits
you’d definitely end up in sub space
“can you hear me honey? ya with me?”
“what a good girl. did so good for me baby. so proud of you.”
“i gotcha angel, im right here. im going to clean you up now okay? just relax and let me do all the work.”
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starsomens · 5 months
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Maybe Noah golden retriever headcanons???? 🥺🥺
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Note: as much of a black hat or a Doberman, he can be no definitely has his golden retriever moments and I’m living for it
Now, when you first let me know, the first thing you noticed is how serious he can be or look, and it could be very intimidating
But then comes your first day, and you realize that he’s actually really shy and it’s honestly adorable
He was like a black cat that likes to keep himself
Of course that’s what you thought in the first 2 to 3 months of dating. Thing came the fourth six months of dating and that’s when you really noticed a change. But it was a good change but it was when that you were not expecting
After talking to your friends, his friends, he had a parent he started his golden retriever behavior
IM TALKING! Like when you guys go out and you separate for a about 5 minutes or so, as soon as he sees you again his eyes just LIGHT UP✨! He even speeds up a bit so he can get to you faster
he makes grabby hands behind his back if you're not holding on to him, he wants to make sure you're close or that you're behind him
Defiantly walks/runs to you a certain way when you're alone when he's excited to show you something
"babbbiiiiii" he pronounces it that way because he's happy to see you
You know how Noah's eyes go all rough and doe like when he looks up or around? Yeah, that how he looks at you
10000% does some cheesy ass pick up lines that you love
"I got this for you because I saw it and it reminded me of you because you said you like these"
“ you’re so pretty, I just wanna look at the prettiest face all day”
It’s just constant calling of you throughout the house, but specifically going “babbbiiiii” or “pincessssss” yes, he extends the words because he wants you to hear him and also just because he wants you to know how special you are to him
Whenever he introduces you to people or his friends in general, he stands to the side and opens arms and goes “ This is my girlfriend.” With the biggest smile on his face because he feels so proud that you’re his girlfriend.
Did not ask you to be his girlfriend asked to be your boyfriend instead
He knows the type of snacks that you like, and the kind of clothes you like so whenever whenever you guys are out shopping, he’ll see some things while he’s walking around bring them back to you and hold them up for your judgment
“ I saw these and I thought you would look really really cute in these. You look nice and everything you wear, but I thought you would look so cute with these.”
He’s a big-time cuddler it’s add onto the golden retriever energy. Yes, he does lay on top of you. Now that you’re complaining because he feels like weighted blanket but he also loves when you cuddle him. He likes to be the little spoon. Sometimes he won’t say it, but you know he likes to be a little spoon.
Hold your face in his hands and go “ look I’m holding the whole world in my hands” 😁
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st4rgzer · 7 months
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ORANGE JUICE matt sturniolo
summary: y/n comes back after a few tough months (very much recommend listening to orange juice by noah kahan before reading)
genre: fluff and angst
cw: big TW for recovering and becoming sober :)
a/n: again, theres more info in the songs if this doesn’t make much sense but yeah, hope y’all like it<3, will do more song rec fics, i love them
The triplets called me today, they heard I was better and they were hanging out with Nate and some other friends, so I decided to tag along.
It’s been 6 months on the dot since I got sober, I think they know about it. I’ve kind off disappeared from the face of the earth, changing myself, and I wasn’t sure if some people would approve.
I knock on the door and I’m greeted by Nick immediately, he engulfs me in a hug that lasts about a minute
“nick I missed you too but I think that’s enough” I laughed, trying to unwrap his arms, he eventually does it himself.
“yeah stop hogging her!” Chris says before wrapping his arms around me in yet another never ending hug. After a bit, Im left standing in front of Matt, he’s different, he’s grown a little bit of a beard, barely a beard, more like a stubble, a smile creeps up on my face, a familiar one, a feeling I hadn’t felt in a long time.
“you look great” he smiles at me, coming closer and embracing me in my third hug in the span of 5 minutes, I linger there for a little longer, he sighs and rests his head on the crook of my neck, his words tickle. “I’ve missed you, a lot” I giggle a bit as the stubble brushed against me jawline. I break from the hug as soon as I remember Nick, Chris, and Nate are waiting on us. “I missed you too” I whispered before Nick began ranting on about the things I’ve missed.
“And we’ve been on tour! And we’re going again soon” he explains as the end of his Ted talk comes to an end.
“wow! Thats great, im so happy for you guys” I can’t help but have a huge smile on my face, looking at the three and realizing how much they’ve grown without me, and the fact they’ve waited for me and they’re not mad at me for leaving, no questions asked.
“What have you been up to?” Matt asks with a quiet voice “if you don’t mind us asking” he quickly reassures me I don’t have to say anything I’m not comfortable with.
“Well, I’ve been getting help, doing better now” I leave it there, not wanting to give any more information than I needed to, not right now at least.
“That’s amazing, we’re proud of you” Matt places a hand on mine for comfort, everyone nods agreeing.
“Wanna help me with the snacks?” Matt breaks the silence, I nod and he leads me to the kitchen, it hasn’t changed a bit since I got here, there’s just more stuff, it’s more lived in, I like it.
I open the fridge and see a row of beers at the bottom, probably for when friends come over, my body goes tense and the sounds around me become muffled, I snap out of it when Matt pats on my shoulder.
“Hey, you alright?” He ask’s concerned, I know he’s trying to keep a calm expression but I can tell he’s worried.
“Yeah I’m fine just- got caught up for a second” I utter out with a sigh, I don’t notice my hand trembling till he grabs it.
“Theres orange juice here, I know it’s your favorite” he says softly, rubbing the palm of my hand, making sure I looked at him in the eyes so I wouldn’t get distracted with something else.
“Yeah? Thanks, I’ll get it then” I smile at him, he kissed the tips of my fingers gently
“Anything you need ok? Count on me, please” he begged, looking at me with sincerity, no games.
I nodded and the corners of my mouth turned upwards as it hit me that I was with him again, after such a long time, for me at least. I then grabbed the orange juice from the fridge and poured myself a cup, Matt glancing at me with a smile on his face as I did so.
Our hearts have changed, our faces have changed, but we’ll always find our way back to each other, no matter the changes we succumb to, and I’ll always hold that in my heart.
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sorrowsofsilence · 5 months
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Burning Out • Teaser
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I was lost, but now I'm found Under the lights and in the sounds So let us sing and sing it loud That we're not perfect, but we're proud of who we are
Noah Sebastian is lost. His crime-filled lifestyle is anything but perfect; but everything changes once he meets you.
Noah Sebastian x Fem!Reader
General Warnings: explicit content, smut 18+, mentions of drugs, alcohol, murder, other forms of crime, violence.
Authors note: hiiii. This story was requested by an anon a while back and I have decided to try and give it a shot (Prompt given was: Noah and the boys have a tough life and steal to make it by, and live in a motel room together. Meets reader and ends up breaking into her house unknowing.) I hope this vibes with what you wanted! <3 I have no idea how many chapters this will be, im just kinda gonna go with the flow!
Here’s the beginning of the chapter, just to see if anyone’s interested :3
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NOAH
The world was always in a state of grey, the life of the concrete jungle persistently sucking out the souls of its inhabitants with every passing second. Destruction. Crime. Greed. A shattering abyss of capitalism and corruption.
Yet, within this life time, I don’t think I was meant to be the good guy either.
Perhaps there was a chance for me, someday or somehow within another universe.
For now, the only thing I could think about was how my heart pounded as the gun sat between my fingers, threatening the innocent ahead. Destruction, Crime, Greed.
“Noah, let’s go,” Ruffilo pulled at my wrist in desperation. My arm remained still, resisting against his force.
The woman’s eyes watched me in horror, tears brimming as her back hit the brick wall behind her, arms wrapping protectively around her body in defeat.
My heart rapidly raced, but I remained still.
“I won’t say anything I swear,” She pleaded, lips trembling, saliva foaming from her mouth as she was too afraid to swallow.
I don’t want to do this, but I fucked up.
“Noah,” Ruffilo said through gritted teeth, “We need to go,” he placed a hand on top of my gloved one, in another attempt to have me lower the bad decision.
I closed my eyes, squeezing them shut in contemplation as my chest heaved, the voice of rationality fighting against the voice of destruction.
I’ll be even more of a fuck up if she rats on us.
You’ve never been able to kill anyone before you moron, why do you think this time will be any different?
My eyes snapped open, leatherd finger dancing along the trigger as I stared at her. My teeth barred through chapped lips, a snarl of frustration crawling from my throat. The woman's eyes turned away in fear as if watching her own demise would kill her. Ironic.
Seeing her in complete terror left me broken. Is who I am? I am nothing more.
The next thirty seconds passed as though I was walking through molasses, my thoughts battling contradictions before I audibly screamed in frustration, shoving the gun back into my pocket as Nicholas and I ran towards the van.
“Fuck!” I yelled, slamming the car door a forceful as possible. The tires squealed in place, burning out as Jolly’s foot pounded onto the gas pedal.
I ripped off my ski mask, throwing it angrily onto the floor of the vehicle.
“You should’ve just left her Noah. Now if they find us we could be charged with assault with a weapon.” The deep Swedish accent was the last thing I wanted to hear. He eyed me sternly in the rear view mirror. I lingered on his gaze for a moment before turning my head towards the window.
“Oh Fuck off Jolly,” I sighed angrily, closing my eyes as my breathing quickened, the anxiety beginning to set in. The pounding of my heart began to vibrate along my entire chest, and my leg bounced in anticipation, waiting for the panic to subside.
I kept justifying to myself that we’re all dead anyway, so what’s the difference between a God and a loaded gun?
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I'll leave the prompt given below. Chapter one will be out later tn <3
“BUT what about a Noah fic where him and the boys grew up with a hard life, but they always stuck together. Growing up they got into a lot of trouble, and they are still struggling. So they all live in a little motel room together. Then one day Noah runs into reader, and she’s new to LA and she also grew up with a bad background but she got away from it and worked her ass off to get a nice little house in LA. So they talk for a bit and get along with each other, they swap numbers and stuff. Then one night it’s noah get money for him and the boys. So he decides to break into a house and just steal some stuff so he can sell it for money. BUT he ends up breaking into readers house by accident, and she catches him. She hurt and scared at first, but then she starts kind of sympathizing for him. He is apologizing profusely to her telling her he didn’t know it was her house, and basically they have a conversation about Noah’s life with the boys, and why he does what he does. And basically they end up falling for each other, and after a while reader realizes how lonely she is living in her house alone in LA with no friends. So she tells noah that him and the boys should move in with her, and she would help them find jobs and stuff. Eventually they agree, and then after they move in she notices how much they love music and that the two nicks both have old acoustic guitars that they occasionally play while Noah songs along. She works at a bar and then ends up getting them a gig at her work, and then after they play there a few times they start blowing up on the internet and getting popular, then eventually they get huge and go on tour. When they become famous they all convince reader to go on tour with them so they can start taking care of her like she did them when they needed it the most.”
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astars-things · 10 months
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Song to listen to while reading. Lyrics will be included in the fic
Trevor Zegras x Reader
Mentions of drinking 
If I could give this all back I would be home in the morning
"babe hi I miss you," I say to my boyfriend who was on Facetime "I miss you too my love" he spoke looking at me like a lost puppy 
I had gone back home after a long 6 and a half months of being away from it because of Trevor, We had been fighting for the last couple of days and I knew I needed to go home and breathe without Trevor constantly being by my side 
And I would prove myself wrong That all along, the problem was me With all my bitterness gone Happy, I'd be
I was smiling more than I have now than when I was in the last 6 months, I was driving in the car with my sister just talking and listening to music all my worries just out the door, "When are you going back?" My little sister asked with sadness in her eyes "I don't know if I am love" I whispered unsure if I wanted to go back or not, 
I love Trevor  with all my heart but home is where I belong, I moved out when I was 17 to be with him and I wasn't ready to leave home yet but I did it for love 
And I'll put all my pieces back together Where they belong, and I'll say "I'm a mess, I'm a mess, oh God, I'm a mess"
I stood in front of the mirror watching my tears roll down my face, I was about to call Trevor and tell him I wanted to stay here, that I found an apartment and this is where I wanted to be for a bit, "oh God, I'm a mess"  I whispered to myself 
"Hey, bubs" Trevor's sweet caring voice filled the room "H-Hi" I rushed cursing myself for my stuttering "What's going on? Are you okay?" he asked
I could hear him shuffling around our room "I don't think I'm coming back... Fuck sorry didn't mean it like that" I spoke going over my words I was an anxious mess "Babe hey hey it's okay I understand you look happier there I get it" he spoke calmly. 
Trevor's POV 
And I'll take 89 to Boston See my love And I'll help her set up her new apartment And we'll get drunk and she'll say
I was moving boxes from the car to her new apartment, helping her build some of her furniture. I was so proud of her for making a decision that was going to make her happy, I'm sad that It's just going to be me and Jamie in our apartment but she is going to be happier here 
We sat on her couch with some red wine, And we'll get drunk and she'll say "fuck Im such a mess" She lay in my arms drunk and crying "Shhh" I rubbed my hand up and down her back trying my best to comfort her.
 Once she had finished crying I picked her up gently and placed her into her bed, slowly getting in beside her and wrapping my arms around her and moving her slightly so she is using my chest as a pillow 
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🤡 and ✅
✅ What's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?
courtney and alejandro's friendship!! it was never meant to happen in slippery slopes initially but in the australia challenge when alejandro was supposed to be manipulating courtney he said "no actually i will begin to form a deep bond due to our mutual family issues and deep-seated competitive/perfectionist nature that will carry us throughout this entire fic" and i was like "damn okay sure"
and then in some shorter alenoah fics i was like "well obviously courtney is alejandro's best friend so she has to make an appearance" and even in my recent script rewrite for moon madness they have a scene where alejandro is helping courtney talk through her feelings (for manipulative purposes, but still).
and don't even get me started on the courtney time travel au. i don't want to say too much about it and alejandro has a very minor role, but also, he was never supposed to exist in that fic in the first place!! but nope he showed up and was like "courtney's memories of me will be the catalyst for her making a certain decision" and i was like "welp im powerless to stop you at this point" literally in every iteration of them i write they have some kind of connection and honestly ive embraced it at this point, if amicus curiae is any indication lol
🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?
ooo, i'm actually quite proud of my comedy writing, so there are quite a few! the later chapters of operation nemma have several exchanges that make me laugh, and there are always a few scenes that catch me off guard when i'm rereading slippery slopes and have me cackling.
i put a snippet of one of my favorites from under the cut, i wouldn't say it's the funniest, but i also am proud of the snappy writing. it's from the beginning of chapter 5 if anyone is interested in looking back at the full exchange!
“Hey, Dumb and Dumber?” Duncan says, snapping his fingers. “We’ll just go with the first two, okay? Because someone is too far in denial to be reasonable.”
“It was a joke,” Noah scoffs, “because I don’t flirt with Alejandro.”
“Could’ve fooled me.”
“He flirts with me to annoy me, and it works. That’s it.”
“Hello, denial.”
Owen opens another can of pop. “Isn’t that the first stage of love, or something?”
“It’s the first stage of grief,” Noah says, “which is what you two are currently causing me. "
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bookofjudith · 4 months
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it is such a baller move for Noah kahan to release not one but two versions of an album detailing relationships that were lost to alcohol (orange juice) and ambition (you’re gonna go far, new perspective) and mental health (call your mom, your needs my needs, growing sideways) and plain old fucking up (dial drunk, stick season) and have the last song he releases be about a relationship that hasn’t been fucked up. WE’LL ALL BE HERE FOREVER to NOW IM GLAD I GET FOREVER TO SEE WHERE YOU END and SOMEDAY IM GONNA BE SOMEBODY PEOPLE WANT to I WON’T BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE and I AINT PROUD OF ALL THE PUNCHES THAT IVE THROWN IN THE NAME OF SOMEONE I NO LONGER KNOW to I BROKE A BONE THAT NEVER HEALED IN MY HAND SO WHEN I HOLD HER CLOSE I MIGHT LOSEN MY GRIP BUT I WILL NEVER LET HER GO you know what that is?? Growth. ITS GROWTH.
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weidli · 2 months
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liveblog to von affen und menschen under the cut cause it got long
off to a good start i like the atmosphere
auch wieder mal musikalisch fun which is good cause that's what makes me like züri brännt so much i think
fucking love sunglasses isabelle impeccable
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obsessed
theyre doing menschenrechte for menschenaffe als thema and they can't even bring up the basel initiative come onnnnn liegt doch auf der hand
when will they let ME take a nap in peace in the zoo zürich smh
oh isabelle reacts FAST
wo isch d'tessa??? Im Nebel. Mit Gorillas. häääää????
oh i've seen this woman before i just know it
WAS FREYA IN DER LETZTE SCHREY I FUCKING WIN
now i need to go back to that one i love weimar episodes and i love watching actors speak high german when i know they're swiss
we're doing IMPERSONATION i love that for her
tessa das ist jetzt aber nicht sehr vorsichtig
wohnung suspiciously broken into and fucked up and she doesn't even check every room PLEASE. A BIT OF CAUTION
ehrlich gesagt aber auch very funny wie sie einfach gerade aussen telefoniert und nix mitkriegt und der typ da Ach nei jetzt chann i sie nid umbringe blöde jugend und ihri handys immer. awwwwkward
JUST GENERALLY A LOT OF THIS IS REALLY FUNNY ACTUALLY
staring at the mirror having killed her twin sister (notwehr ?) and pretended it was suicide unaware that she is now impersonating the person who committed a whole NOTHER tötungsdelikt possibly a mord: es isch VORBEI . dU dumme sau. yeah pal not sure this one's gonna end well
BAHNHOF ZÜRI TIMES YEEAAAAHHHH
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goodness let them sleep
jsjsjsj love all the mirror talking going on this episode . you know this DOES kind of feel like it could've been a weimar plotwise. this is great i mean that as a compliment
auch maximal chaos gerade die hälfte schlaft ein die andere hälfte hat kein plan um was es gerade geht
love tessa throwing tissue ball at noah and him looking very proud when he manages to duck. no one takes that man seriously in here
ach ja die schon oft angedeutete bundesgerichtsstelle für d wegenast
isabelle is so goddamn cute sometimes
immer noch kein plan was der eine kerl eigentlich vor hat aber ok guess we're infiltrating the krankenhaus
the simultaneous wordless sunglassed sighing. i'm in love with this episode
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HELP
oh right i forgot about the very first dead guy
somebody please let them sleep
AND THEYRE STILL SHORT ONE they haven't found nicole yet
kdhsj poor isabelle
okay i want to hear about the background child dressed as a cowboy with an arrow in his arm. tell me more
noah just sitting there while isabelle and tessa Construct Theories. i suspect no one's told him anything
this is PROPER iasip conspiracy board shenanigans
tessaaaaaa stop calling it mord if you don't know that it's mord and in fact have no clue what the motive was that's my personal pet peeve >.<
NOW we've got the full set of leichen
at least so far
isabelle taking out her gun to stand there dramatically and aesthetically and tessa's just like Cmon really ???
i love isabelle's euphemisms for kicked the bucket. still adore the time in schoggiläbe at the hotel where they were like oh should we leave a message and she was like No need. Er ist ... schon abgereist. "hat sich Ihrer Haft entzogen" ist nearly as neat
huge fan of charlie and the affen
DU SCHLÄFST? OHNE MICH??
tessa has a sister? noted
so much is happening and there's half an hour left
aaaaand they're lost in the woods
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oh right that fuckin other guy we still know nothing about
and NOW isabelles in a garbage can. and tessas shaving a dead chimp
god bless milan truly
isabelle you're slowly losing marbles go get some SLEEP woman
oh but there is some FASCINATING characterization going on at the intersection of isabelle digging the diamond out of garbage bags and climbing into the garbage to do it so she can give something to milan and have something for herself (No one's ever given me anything). and then have tessa list out the lauf der dinge all lead by greed and isabelle says not all of us have a chance at inheriting millions and tessa says what does that have to do with this. the rich kill for greed too just more elegantly and isabelle says you mean they don't get their own hands dirty. nibbling on her gently
MORE hbf
tessas subtle hoodie and sunglasses look very funny to me personally
oh tessa charlie needs you :(
wegenast with the schüfeli funniest fucking thing
i am so much fonder of her after this than i was actually. also the triumvirate momence was real good
Yeah that was a good one :)
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almost-correct-quotes · 5 months
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lyrics that remind me of dion and kane / their plotline <3
if there's no character specified it's either about them together or the plotline in general
it's tumblr, so the colors are messed up but you get what im trying to do its supposed to be aesthetic
Dion: Turn and Go - {Parentheses}
When the night is turning sour Due to the lateness of the hour Doesn't mean it has to end Just turn and go You just need a change of scene Somewhere happy, somewhere green You don't have to be alone Just turn and go
I announce that I am leaving, no one seems to care No one even takes a second glance But I am with the people that I love the most And that's always more fun without a plan
Dion: Lying in the Middle - Spence Hood
Why should I make up my mind Just to change it overnight What a magnificent way to waste my time You know I would rather live my life Rife with riddles Lying in the middle of the Kinsey scale The world’s a buffet and I came to get my fill
Dion: Doing This Again! - Bears in Trees
I hope I'll be resilient I hope to be brave in the face of another family cancer My mother 'cites a rosary downstairs But lord, these blessed words fail me
Love Takes Time - Philip Labes
It takes more than some roses, for roots to intertwine To open up the doors to your interior design Sneaking in the baggage, that we couldn't leave behind
Saint Bernard - Lincoln
When I'm dead, I won't join their ranks 'Cause they are both holy and free (…) Make me love myself, so that I might love you Don't make me a liar, 'cause I swear to God When I said it, it was true
Paul Revere - Noah Kahan
One day, I'm gonna cut it clear Ride like Paul Revere And, when they ask me who I am I'll say, "I'm not from around here"
I'll leave before the road crew's out Before those joggers, looking way too proud And I'll turn up the music and I'll forget Until it ends, that I'm not ready to let go yet
How I Survived Bobby Mackey's Personal Hell - Lincoln
Well, if there’s one thing that I'm sure of It’s that I think too much about shit that doesn’t matter And I don’t think enough about things that make a difference
You left some holes in the plotline I left some holes in your clothes And we can argue semantics over who left who first
Dion: Downhill - Lincoln
I went downhill at such steep incline That my rearview mirror showed me only the sky And I laughed about it all night
And I said “Hey man, isn’t it poetic That the sky is what we leave behind?” Because I was born into the world on a silken cloud And I got bored of the world before I hit the ground
From Eden - Hozier
Idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on his sword Innocence died screaming, honey, ask me, I should know
There's something broken about this But I might be hoping about this Oh, what a sin
Out of Time - Philip Labes
Tick, tick, tick goes any good thing Forever is a diamond lie We can't stop the clock, so let's just talk Until our heartbeats rhyme Until we're out of time (...) And if you believe that fate brought us together Then you must believe that it tore us apart But I do not believe That we live in a machine I think the ticking that you're hearing is a heart
Kane: Is It Honor That I Want? - Sushi Soucy (it's LITERALLY him. screaming)
I know the guidelines That I've lived by my whole life So well that I could sing them Be a good kid, be a good brother Be a good son, be a good loyal servant to the kingdom
Why am I so confused? I have everything I want Yet it feels like I have nothing left to lose Is the world really falling to pieces? Do we really have to iron out the creases? Have I been told my whole life something that isn't true? Because I really have no idea what to do
I curse the heavens up above Is it really honor that I want Or is it love?
The Title Track - Origami Angel
Sometimes it gets hard to be alive And you know that better than I do Better than I do Sometimes you need somewhere else to go Somewhere that nobody can find you No one will find you
But if you wanna be somewhere you don't have to be alone Or distraught or anything at all Baby, you don't have to be, pack all your things And we'll move to Somewhere City If you want to be someone that you never have to hide Or keep bottled up on the inside Baby, you can set it free, just come with me And I'll show you Somewhere City's waiting for you
Dion: Re-Do - Modern Baseball (i have to put mobo on every single playlist somewhere soz)
I wanna start from the top Maybe like a do-over Replace the voices in my head With blind innocence
I want a complete re-do Maybe change my name Report the losses, grab the claim "It's a shame, it's such a shame"
Kane: Stick Season - Noah Kahan
As you promised me that I was more than all the miles combined You must've had yourself a change of heart like halfway through the drive Because your voice trailed off exactly as you passed my exit sign Kept on drivin' straight and left our future to the right
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kitchenisking · 1 year
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my live take on teen wolf movie!
I think it's fitting that Dereks the first one to mention stiles, but was it so hard to day that stiles was working on a case or busy at the fbi. that does ‘has his own fires to put out even mean’?
Jackson’s entrance was everything!🤣
Ok so I love Jackson now! also I love that's its confirmed that Ethan an Jackson are still a thing! they deserve that!
So lyida meets Eli, I kinda got a vibe. Lydia took one look and Eli and kinda dismissed him. but I think it was more than that. and maybe im seeing this through sterek colored glasses, but it was like she saw him as the thing that got between her and stiles. anyone else get a vibe like that? like she knew more about Eli then everyone else?
Coach is everything!
Melissa a doctor! Go her!!!!! she's such a badass, and I love her!
Also the sheriff speech to Eli in the school�� I’m a 100 percent certain that he gave the same sort of speech to stiles at one point🤭😂
So malia knows about Eli, they must have spent sometime together
Peter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it’s disgusting that they had Scott boost Eli to heal😤🤬 but of course is has to be Scott cuz go forbid it’s anyone else😤😤Like Derek is  his dad😒😒
So they had lyida play stiles 😒
And Derek’s not even mad that’s Scott helped him! He’s just a proud papa! 😍
Jackson ‘ supposed to be dead, is starting to be a recurring theme around here’ 🤣🤣🤣
I thought wolfsbane had to be brunes out with the ash of the same strand that infected the wolf?🤨🤔
You’re telling me that the nougistune didn’t go after Derek and eli cuz their stiles family? Sure ok😐Also it’s fitting that the first persons to mention stiles is Derek!
So they put Scott on the fleid! That’s just😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
When the oni took Eli, maila was really upset. Which just shows that she’s spent engorge time with him to love him. And I love that for her and Eli. also you see how upset she is when Derek dies. I truly believe that they sent time together as a family and im sad that we didn't get to see them together. (also I feel like it would be more fitting it she and Parrish took Eli. (thought I would prefer if he went with the sheriff) also mail and Parrish were weird)
Thé face that Derek hasn’t fully shifted in year cuz he was scared to scare Eli just goes to show how much control he has an show much he loves his son! He didn’t hide the wolf away, but he didn’t let it all out also and I think that’s just incredible!
And then Eli scores the winning goal just like stiles 🥰
Derek becomes a true alpha. he was always an alpha and I really don't think he's dead.🤨
Derek dies, because Scott can't make the hard choices. someone else always has to make it fro him and then he gets all the credit! it's stills all over again! Scotts misses something, stiles fixes it 98% if the way and then Scott gets all the glory. again.😒😒
So the sheriff speech about Derek is the only one I recognize! he took one look at Eli and knew that Scott was spurting bullshit and went and talked to him about his dad that it should have been done! and I truly believe that Derek and noah are friends and noah just laughs at Derek every time Eli doesn't something. like ‘now its your turn’ while he drinks a beer and watches. 
God Scott🫣😒 so your future is with Alison and Eli, yeah I don't think so!
also sterek is basically canon, sheriff is Eli grandad, and Eli takes after stiles cuz he thinks he's awesome!
my all over review
ok, so this movie was the dumpster fire we all knew it was going to be! I didn't even watch it all the way through. I skipped to watch the scene with the people I like in It and I still didn't miss anything. this movie was a love letter to Scott and Alison and fuck anyone who got in the way. everyone is this move was an extra to hold their story up and nothing made snese like it should have. between the plot holes and the characters who didn't interact with one another when it would have made sense was just not good. you're telling me the Lydia never said even hi to the sheriff when she supposedly was something with his son? or mason and liam not saying one world to each other even though they were kidnapped together? or Peter who just showed up out of no where for no good reason just to be there? look I love Peter and I love watching him but unless he was just leaking and esdropping (which would make perfect snese) how would he know where and what was going on? or how nobody was together in one room all at once but for Dereks funeral? like I get it but it just didn't make a lot of snese, they didn't even talk to on another properly. also what I don't get was scott their alpha even though everyone was spread all over the place? how does that even work?
I came in knowing that Derek was going to die. it wasn't a shock to me and that is why I think I saw the foreshadowing for what it was. he thinks he's dying twice in the movie. if I didn't know that he dies at the end I would have thought he dies by Alisons arrow in the school. it was blatant foreshadowing and I hate it. I also hate watching him thinking he's dissing and being ok with it. liege truly believes that this was how it was going to die. and in the school when he days that him and Eli have a getaway plan broke my heart!😔😞😔😞 this poor man had to be ready at a moments notice cuz he wasn't going to lose his only family he had left. and it breaks my heart😣
and here's my biggest plot hole; lyida said she hasn't walked in a really long time but she does know when there was a death. she can feel it. but she wails for alison to hear her but not for Derek? and there's no body? she and Jackson are not of the fight not seeing what the others are seeing, and of all of a sudden their on the field all together, how to they know that he's dead? she doesn't turn to Jackson and say ‘someone dies’ or ‘Derek gone’ they just hug Alison right away. its like something is missing! 
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jewish-unicorn · 9 months
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Introducing... *jazz hands*
Hi!! 👋👋
Going to tell yall some things about me :]
-my name is noah
-I'm a minor so no creepy stuff
-my pronouns are he/him and I'm a transmasc enby :D for short I just say I'm trans lol
-my fave food is sushi, burgers, shawarma (and falafel) and burritos
-my fave book series is the hunger games
-I absolutely adore musicals, especially hamilton, dear evan hansen and six
-i play guitar & piano and I sing stuff
-I have tourette's syndrome, I'm professionally recognised autistic and have suspected OCD, anxiety and depression
-my fave music artists are destroy boys, cavetown, foo fighters, guns 'n' roses, noahfinnce, sir chloe, dazey and the scouts, mitski, deftones, billie eilish, Sunday cruise, nirvana, ac/dc + more
-fandoms I'm in: Harry Potter (don't support jk); the hunger games; hamilton; dear evan hansen; six; 7 husbands of evelyn hugo; heartstopper and the osemanverse, Greek mythology
-really interested in politics, specifically in the middle east
-im israeli but I support palestine
-I have only 4 brain cells left (FACT) /j
-my hot take (or freezing cold take, @r3m-ster) is that milkshakes are kinda gross
DNI IF YOU ARE: homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic, ableist, racist, a pervert, part of Dream SMP fandom, a TERF
-proud member of the @picrewcule
🇺🇦🇵🇸
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starsomens · 6 months
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Also!! Dad! Noah teaching his daughter jujitsu and Muaythai so that the guys are scared of her 😂
OH MY YES!
He says it’s binding for them but when they’re alone
“Okay baby when you see a boy with nice hair and nice smile what do you do?”
“Punch!” She demonstrates her punch
“Good! And if it’s a boy with bad behavior and he wants to be friends?”
“Kick!”
She got sent home at the age of 4 because a boy offered her some cookies 🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️
But in her teen years it comes in handy and he is so over the moon she used it to protect herself. He goes off on the principle for having her go home for breathing up some guy who wouldn’t leave her alone.
“I don’t give a shit what anyone says, you did the right thing and im So proud of you princess”
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this will be the only post i make about this because i don’t want to give it any more attention that it already has.
noah schnapp is a proud zionist. he’s made that abundantly clear. he’s a horrible person and he’s no better than the literal monsters that are conducting the ethnic cleansing of innocent palestinian people and if you continue to support him you’re no better than them either. please do your own research and form your own thoughts about what’s going on and who/what you choose to support.
im still deciding on if i want to delete my blog or just switch to a different fandom. im just posting this so my followers know where i stand.
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aces-and-angels · 1 year
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thoughts on ilw ch 21 (spoilers below)
first, a deep dive on matthias x mc:
Matthias McQuoid: a man ready to let the world burn if it meant he’d get his greatest wish... which poses a very important question: 
Is it possible for Matthias to have a happy ending? 
Ch 21 gives us readers the classic villain’s monologue- a peek into grandpa Matty’s twisted mind. A part of me was waiting for the ball to drop- to make Lincoln proud and finally be able to say Matthias is an evil bastard. Period. No discussion needed. But then he comes at me with ‘I wanted to spend an eternity with my family by my side’ and I can’t help feeling the slightest pang of sympathy. Grandpa Matty, complex till the bitter end 😭 
How could someone determined to do absolutely anything for his loved ones be so bad? While Matthias can claim he’d move heaven and earth for his loved ones (and he damn well near does), it’s not received with open arms. Instead, it drives them further away until he’s left with a dead wife and a son who wants nothing to do with him. I fear that an MC romancing Matthias faces a similar, tragic fate. 
They say, "a villain would sacrifice the world to save you*"
*but in the case of grand-daddy Matty, only until you no longer serve him. he’ll sacrifice the world, but never himself
MC x Matthias’ plan to make Devon/Noah the new anchor is only a temporary fix. Eventually that anchor will weaken. Yes, you could argue that he’d just wash, rinse, and repeat the same steps he did with Devon/Noah for the rest of time without batting an eye:
Manipulate the world to his will
Bask in his riches
Spend another millennia with MC at his side #dearcreature 
Who knows? Maybe that’s how their arc will end come ch 23. Bring me the epilogue scene of Mathias and MC sipping cocktails poolside. Let the villain have his cake and eat it too, right? 
This particular scene makes me think otherwise:
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Matthias’ cruel nature is no secret to MC, regardless of their relationship status with him. Romancing him, however, allows MC to justify it. But that doesn’t stop that bit of doubt from creeping up. What happens when they're no longer enough? Deep down, they already know the answer. But as of right now, Matthias loves them. Wants them. Ironically, they voice out this hidden fear to Adrian: 
“It’ll never be enough. No matter how much you get, you’ll always want more.”
Stripped down to his most basic parts- Matthias is a selfish, self-serving man. One who takes, but never gives. He commands, but will never follow. It’s not an if, it’s a when; after enough temporary fixes, Matthias will want a permanent solution on his quest towards unlimited power/immortality and no amount of ‘love’ will stop him.
If we’re defining a happy ending as getting everything you want, then yes, it is possible for Matthias to have one. In fact, it is guaranteed. MC’s happily-ever-after with him, however, will always come with strings. 
me @ my matthias romancing mc: wake up and love yourself hoe 
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now, onto some general thoughts:
man, what. a. ride. the whiplash from going between these incredibly wholesome moments to these gut-wrenching death sequences is way too jarring. *continues to see what other atrocities i can unlock*
we finally get to see lincoln’s item in action- and as speculated- we can time-travel bitches🔥 how many ways can our scooby gang die in the next two chapters??? the answer will probably traumatize me. 
as someone who was blindsided by jocelyn’s betrayal, her flashback scene was amazing to read. the call outside the school, why she wasn’t immediately at MCs side after the cave collapsed- it was all right there 😭
adios to gunnor- im gonna miss his feisty ass lol. ilw has made me a connor stan, so that connor x mc reunion was *chef’s kiss* perfection
the ily scenes 🥺🥺🥺 
s/o to the peeps in the ilw discord for sharing screenshots of the good, the bad, and the positively horrifying. yall are real ones ♥
one down. two to go. happy finale weekend!
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