It was foul to have such a seemingly trivial object be SO IMPORTANT for the character in the end... like you think it's fun and interesting how he fiddles with it, it's a quirk, it's an item that fits who he is and then

BAM

EMOTIONS.

Because it turns out to be of so much worth it isn't trivial at all anymore and it changes all of the past episodes.

Ben Willbond you sly, sly man.

Rex *yelling at Hardcase who thought it would be a good idea to make a toastie using Anakin's lightsaber*: Don't you think before you act?!

Hardcase *smiling a little (it had kinda worked)*: No.

Rex *blinks*: That explains a lot actually.

LOOK I KNOW I MAY BE DELUSIONAL BUT

I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THAT THESE PARALLEL EACHOTHER RIGHT???

LIKE THE LIFE OF A PERSON IS IN OUR (THE VIEWERS) HANDS AND THEY'RE RESTRAINED AND HAVE A SQUARE LIKE SHAPE COVERING THEIR FACE

THEY'RE PARALLELS!!!

My darling, my love - when I queued your man in January, I added the date just for laughs to see how long it would take to post. And for it to post on your birthday?!! If this isn’t fate, I don’t know what is ❤️

Happy birthday again my love. Thank you for being the actual best person, for your unhinged pilot thots, and for the light you bring to my life. Love you and wishing I could give you a hug in person - soon 😘

The holy trinity popping up, Morales-shapped, on my birthday, in your queue...??? Well if you and I weren't meant to be, then I don't know!

There's nothing I'd love more than a hug from you, my darling Cee 🧡 I miss you so, thank you for being my sunshine, for lifting me up, and making me laugh so hard 🧡

To hugging you again soon 🫂🧡🫂

*slides into Tails' workshop*

So, Tails. I don't know if you heard, but Shadow’s had to deal with a lot of chaos from Eclipse lately. Don't you think he deserves a break? And don't you think Eclipse should get a taste of his own medicine for once? See how HE likes having to be the responsible one?

So what I'm saying is . . . You don't happen to have that machine that turned Eclipse into a baby, do you? And you wouldn't happen to be willing to point it at Shadow . . . and fire it . . . would you? (DO IT.)

"HUH?!" Tails jumped. "What?! Nooooooooooo, what machine?! I don't have a de-aging machine and I TOTALLY wasn't working on fixing what went wrong using the information I was able to get from LAST time! HAHA! Couldn't be me! And I TOTALLY don't think doing it another time in reverse to see if some of the tweaks were successful would be an interesting thing to see and take more notes on! That would be CRAAAAAAZY..."

I thought the brainrot was over but since S3 was announced it’s back with a vengeance.

Listening to this delicious cover of Leonard Cohen’s Lover Lover Lover by my darling Lunatraktors and thinking of those two.

HEY THERE DELILAH?

just. a child feeling that every tiny movement drags him towards his terrible purpose, and even though he does everything to try to avoid it he can still see the abyss ahead of him. and the narrative constantly reminding us that there was nothing paul could do to avoid his fate.

"She would die someday - no getting around that. But nobody would find her bones in the scrapyard. She wasn't going to leave them there."

A Closed and Common Orbit - Becky Chambers

r the lines u've been putting on top of ur stories lines from charlie and the chocolate factory . my dumbass went a week thinking oh shit epiclamer has started quoting greek classics but nahhhh it's a line from a song abt pushing a girl down a trash pipe 💀

SOMEBODY GOT IT. SOMEBODY FUCKING GOT IT. YES. YES. YES. YOU GENIUS. YOU FUCKING GENIUS. YOU GOT IT. YESSNSNSJSDNKDNSSMDN YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES THEY ARE YES THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE LETSSSS GOOOOOOOO AND I HAVENT EVEN DONE MIKE TEVEE YET AHHHHHHDBRNJEDNKEN I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD YOU GENIUS YOU. CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN A PRIZE A BEAUTIFUL PRIZE FOR BEING SUCH A GENIUS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAJANAMSMDD YES YES YES YES YES. YOURE A MIRACLE. A MIRACLE CHILD. THANK YOU.

I’m also convinced Aiden is demiromantic and demisexual so that’s another reason why he could be Rosalind

YES YES

to the anon who sent me that ask…JUST KNOW THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU AND IM GOING FERAL OVER IT

god i am so excited to have free range on writing an essay examining american culture, which i want to focus on how the juxtaposition between the desire for individualism and the promise of equality has really messed our country up and created oodles of cultural trauma, but more importantly this means that i get to ramble about how american gods has irrevocably altered the way i see the world YIPPEE!!

SPIDERFAG!?!?

Hey Eclipse guess what. While you were a baby you told Shadow that you loved him. HAHAHA!

"I...uh...I did...what...?"

Eclipse darts his eyes to the side, looking rather embarrassed.

"Naaaaahhhh, you're probably just saying things. He might be my brother and all, but its not like I LOOOOVVVEEE him. He's pretty annoying, actually. In fact, I'd say I moreso just like to annoy him! Nope. No sort of brotherly love going on here. That's crazy. Ridiculous!"

"Who told you."

Maybe Kakashi had his mole removed because of skin cancer?

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