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Uuhhhhgh! Every time i open my Cookie Masterson reference folder: keep getting reminded of these killer designs i came up with for You Don’t Know Jack: Movies, Fibbage, Fibbage XL & Fibbage 2.
Like GOD! I need to draw my current Cookie design in these outfits again, because it sucks that i came up with these absolute banger designs and proceeded to draw Cookie in them only once! And yes, it was only for the drawings you see before you.
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The Mario movie thing is so funny to me. Here, look at this:
Sonic movies (1, 2, & w/ 3 on the way) come out, does INCREDIBLE in box office, decimates Marvel films, who previously had a stranglehold
Nintendo sees this, wants a piece of that pie, buckles down to make a Mario movie Incorrect order of events, as pointed out here! Mario movie announced before the public knew about Sonic movie.
(Potentially because the previous Mario movie was so out there, did poorly, & was disliked by fans & then promptly forgotten,) they pair with Illumination, a studio that is largely known for making very sterile films
Btw, is it just me that finds it weird that there is no mention from Nintendo or online of the previous movie, in all this? Maybe I'm the only one who remembers this film idk
They announce casting. Everyone immediately boos because they cast Chris Pratt as Mario.
Immediate outrage, as Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario for DECADES, was not cast in his claim to fame roll
There is a (unsourced) rumor that a test screening for the film was met with disappointment, making Nintendo unhappy
Slightly corroborating this, Nintendo buys Dynamo Pictures, to make Nintendo Pictures, with the intent to make future movies in-house
Anticipation for the movie likens it to other sterile animated movies of the last 10 years, like the Minions movies
Trailer comes out.
People continue to boo Chris Pratt, a bad cast for a beloved character who is putting 0 effort into his voice, in comparison to all other VAs putting in 110%
Chris Pratt goes to bed "depressed," at seeing the response I was incorrect, that is an older article, about when he was thanking his wife for providing a healthy child, to which people drew immediate parallels to his ex-wife's son, who has many health complications & needed many surgeries.
But with your help, we can make him being depressed after media backlash reality!
Lol, &, may I say, lmao.
#gale chatter#mario movie#chris pratt#sonic movie#btw i 100% believe that rumor you cannot tell me that ain't what happened#also it is transparent that nintendo wanted what sonic movie had#damn maybe i don't do that batim video as my first maybe i do mario movie#my hot take is they should have cast both charles martinet & the super mario bros super show va#& used them interchangeably#bc. that would own#i wanted to mention thr jack black ass thing here but i feel it's too out there & irrelevant#at first reading the quote ppl got mad at i was little like 'oh dang is this not as bad as i thought'#but then i remembered 1) it's chris pratt he says rancid shut all the time & 2)#this response of stating he feels depressed while not like apologizing is just to do nothing but evoke pity#& he easily coulda apologized & been like 'i didn't mean it that way' or 'i wasn't thinking abt it & I'm sorry'#but he's not sorry. he doesn't see anything wrong with what he said. it's the internet's reaction that is thr problem in his mind#so he wants to make them pity him & feel bad that shit is TEXTBOOK manipulation i would know lol
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Schmitty: I don't want to be with Helen. I want you. I love you, Sandy.
Sandy: I want a divorce.
(source: The Banana Splits Movie)
#ydkj#you don't know jack#wrongydkjquotes#schmitty#josh schmitty schmitstinstein#Sandy ydkj#ydkj Sandy#The Banana Splits Movie#divorce
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What a wonderful movie that is.
The ending car chase is like, my favorite car chase in film history. It's absolutely hilarious, one of the best cartoons-to-real-life ever put together.
I've never seen a question formatted like this, though. The game shows is more the ground of @askseriousrainbow
#ask movie slate#unicorn#movie slate#Whats Up Doc#You don't know Jack#pony#mlp oc#ask pony blog#ask blog#movie review#oc#web comic
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JACK & ROSE + PINING ON MAIN
Rose and Jack face each other. She is trembling as he takes her right hand in his left. His other hand slides to the small of her back. It is an electrifying moment.
Jack looks at her, and finds that they are suddenly very close together. It would be so easy to move another couple of inches, to kiss her. Rose seems to be thinking the same thing. - Titanic script
#titanic#perioddramaedit#perioddramacentral#romancegifs#titanicedit#perioddramasource#*#i don't care that they only knew each other for four days they are so obviously DES T I N E D#a girl never forgets her first ship#(ha ha ship)#the script is by far the weakest part of this movie but somehow you still believe in jack and rose's relationship#it doesn't feel like a teenage fling#it really feels like a genuine big time love affair#i wonder if it would have worked without kate and leo#as it is i KNOW in my HEART that they would have walked off the ship in new york hand-in-hand and lived happily ever after#in some crummy apartment where they don't even notice how small and cramped it is because they're so stupidly in love#i have many thoughts on this#so#many
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IN THE HEIGHTS countdown: 4 DAYS!
song for today:
it's hotter than the islands are today
and mister softee's truck has broken down
and here come all his customers my way
i told you i run this town!
#song for today: piragua (reprise)#oh for the love of god i love piragua guy so much#and i know some of you are laughing rn (i am talking about you bel)#and what i absolutely love about the movie version is that lin is playing piragua guy and chris jackson is playing mr softee#how fucking iconic is that???#for those who don't know (everyone knows probably because i never shut up) lin and chris are my favourite duo ever#please just look at those two#usnavi and benny? iconic#hammy and washington? iconic#piragua guy and mr softee? iconic#LIN-MAN AND C-JACK??? fucking iconic bro#name more iconic duo I'LL WAIT#basically what i'm trying to say is that i am so excited i probably don't even make sense now so i'm very sorry#what even is this countdown i don't know anymore#it won't be long now*#Spotify
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Which means Olivia looked at this page and went 'this is absolutely the BEST moodboard I made for DWD'. Out of 80 pages, this is her best work.
Let that sink in.
#MUAHAHAHAHAHA#olivia wilde is a narcissistic asshole#there is literally no mood in the moodboard#it's so trash#i just know she lied and put this together in 3 minutes after googling '50s hot people' or some bullshit#there are literally only 3 pics for Jack#and they don't have a mood#and don't convey anything about the theme feel or plot of the movie#tell me: do you get psychological thriller and mind bending mystery from this?#yikes#blatant excuse to post H on her stories#that's it
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"Prince of Egypt" is one of those movies the internet has decided that you're not allowed to hate.
Too bad I do!
#i gave this movie so many chances#and every time around the 10th plague I throw my popcorn at the screen and give up#Act 1 makes a big hairy deal about how awful the murder of children was#then our “good guys” do the same thing in Act 3 and nobody says jack or shit#we just breeze on past it#just one scene where Moses was like “WTF GOD?! This wasn't part of the deal!” would have saved it but they didn't do that#don't give me that “they wanted to be respectful to the source material” crap#A. If you were raised nonreligious like I was you would agree that Exodus us just a badly written story (with no historical basis btw)#and B. I'm pretty sure in the source material RAMSES DROWNED!#Why would you change that???#I like Stephen Schwartz but the music in this is just a snore too#the animation is beautiful but the tone is all over the place and the jokes are cringe#i just don't fucking like this movie#I just really don't fucking like this movie#if there ever was a “so good it's bad” movie this would be my pic#in that the quality of the animation distracts people from how fundamentally broken the plot and morality is#no really name one other movie where the hero does the same evil thing he denounced the villain for doing#and the movie doesn't even take a breather to point out the hero's hypocrisy#also I don't know I just don't think “god will kill you for what your parents did” is a good thing to put in a movie FOR CHILDREN#your religion has melted your brains and this movie sucks
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I hope Chris Pratt knows the Super Mario Bros Movie isn't a blockbuster because of him, but a blockbuster despite of him.
#super mario#the super mario brothers movie#chris pratt#text#if you think i'm no longer mad about him snatching the role: you're wrong#also lbr people wanna see the movie for jack black#i don't even know who else dubs there lol#oh right charlie day!#i trust him too#and no i still haven't watched the movie#but yeah that's the post bye now
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the other day i saw someone talk about how logan and rory's first big thing being her quoting a line from titanic to him pretty much tells us right away that they're probably not gonna have a happy ending and i was like oh 🧍♀️ that's crazy thats the kind of thing i would say about that one stranger things relationship
#because rose and jack: tragic couple. i don't know if you guys know this the movie's kind of indie#girl who doesn't notice a pairing's doomed when there's no gay agenda#the real reason i haven't noticed it is because i started the show long before my st analysis days so things fly under my radar because#i've seen ever episode so much yk...also it's gilmore girls like#*every episode#gilmore girling
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So i rolled my ankle REALLY badly while out for my run at around 6:20 (bad to the point where renting crutches is being considered), so i just decided to say f making polished sketches, and just decided to have fun drawing whatever Jackbox Games Characters i wanted without care for stuff like anatomy or superb accuracy for once.
Also, fun fact: i forgot to put in my signature traditionally (since i only ever tend to do that after coloring) so the grand majority of these sketches has my signature digitally imposed with Photopea.
Also also, just figured out how people put images side by side in these posts...man i learn something new everyday on this site!
So here’s some descriptions of what each sketch entails in case it’s not clear:
Sketch 1 & 2: A little two-panel gag comic based on the fact that Rue’s facial features can just float whenever she pleases (featuring Bubz...mostly so i could make an excuse to draw the desk).
Sketch 3: Several of the animal hosts put into a single bunch with the text “la créturas” since i really like that set of words specifically! This features Mayonnaise being there, Professor Nanners T-posing like those shitposts where there’s always some 3D fellow t-posing over the horizons, Knack the frog pogging at the Geneva convention & the Tournament Dragon liking his own nostrils.
Sketch 4: The Wheel of Enormous Proportions dumping the water from M. Bubbles’ jug onto it’s face while their headless body stands by.
Sketch 5: Rue unknowingly talking to the Phoney Wheel of Enormous Proportions for 5 hours based on that one meme of a guy talking to a brick wall.
Sketch 6: Octoputtz saying “It’s as shrimple as that!” because A. it’s a meme, and B. he would 100% say something like that.
Sketch 7: Captain Chuck offering you some funny, partially inspired by Morshu, while gripping the supposed haha man a bit too hard.
Sketch 8: The thumbprints from Clone Booth take out the Dodecahedron from DODE, inspired by that one stock image of a guy stealing a wheel from a person’s wheelchair while they are still on it, as well as partially inspired by another sketch i made referencing the Yankee with no brim meme.
Sketch 9 & 10: A slightly modified redraw a draw the squad comic “Sometimes i wonder how i taste” featuring Gavin & Meegan
Sketch 11: A hi-res sketch of Meegan originally created for the previous prompt.
Sketch 12: Mick/Jackhead in their Jackbox Party Club attire, inspired by Sonic Archie Comic panel edit “Alone on a Friday night? God, you’re pathetic” that was originally going to have text accompanying it.
Sketch 13: Human from Zeeple Dome waving their flags aggressively, inspired by that one clip of a lady doing the same thing (i cannot explain this better i am sorry).
Sketch 14: Cookie Masterson eating his Dunkin’ order when you tell him to fuck off in Movies.
Sketch 15: An alien from Push the Button.
Sketch 16: An attempted realistic bust of the design for the green human on the Zeeple Dome menu select’s box art.
Sketch 17: The green & red humans from the Zeeple Dome box art, with the red one nearly avoiding an alien tentacle.
Honestly, very freeing thing for me to do, i’m surprised i don’t sketch my heart out like this more often! (but i could do without the pain in my leg, honesty)
#Jackbox games#the jackbox party packs#traditional sketches#meme redraw#comic panel#tw: fantasy human consumption#roomerang#job job#split the room#nonsensory#junktopia#tee K.O.#The Wheel of Enormous Proportions#word puttz#joke boat#clone booth#push the button#bomb corp.#zeeple dome#you don't know jack: movies#jellyvision
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So, I live for chaos. I had this idea where Jack has some sort of competition in a school activity of his, whether it be soccer, football, or whatever, and of course there’s that one parent that thinks their kid is better than everyone else’s and isn’t very nice when talking about the other kids *cough cough* Karen. This person then starts to talk about Jack and Thena nearly goes apeshit on their ass while Gil defends her actions with “Well, they deserved it” and Phastos scolds Thena for it (even though he kind of wanted to do the same thing but he wants to set a good example for his kid) and she just doesn’t care. Can you maybe write it please?
Also, I absolutely LOVE your work! The way you write Thena and Gil is some of the best writing I’ve seen! That’s not even an exaggeration.
"What is the purpose of this activity?"
"To get the ball into the other team's net."
Thena's head moved like a sprinkler head, smooth and steady as she tracked the ball across the field and back again. "They're not very good at it."
"They're kids," Gil chuckled beside her, also watching the game's progress. "They're not going to be good at it for a while."
Despite the criticism, Thena watched intently as Jack took the ball, running as fast as little feet could take him. She inhaled, holding it as he kicked towards the goal.
It missed by a mile and a half.
"That's okay, Jack!" Phastos shouted from beside her, clapping for his son and waving. "It's okay, son!"
"Good effort!" Ben cheered from next to his husband.
Thena didn't offer any vocal support. But when Jack looked over at them she gave him a singular nod of approval. He didn't answer his fathers at all but he returned the hilariously serious gesture. It seemed to motivate him.
"Jack Stoss needs to learn to aim."
"Easy," Gil grabbed Thena's arm, already feeling her ready to turn around and something not very guardians-of-Earth-ly to the woman behind them.
"You heard what she said," she argued, but Gilgamesh held her, firm but not hard. He released her arm only when his had wrapped around her waist securely.
"I know," he whispered. He knew Phastos had heard her, even if Ben's human ears might not have. "But she's just...being petty."
"Y'know he has missed four practices this season?--Aiden hasn't missed a single one."
Thena bristled, still listening to the woman criticise her nephew. "If she wishes to see a demonstration of pettiness, I am happy to provide it."
"Yes, Jack, kick it!" Phastos shouted, holding up his fists hopefully as Jack came around to their end again.
It missed by less, this time.
"He's going to be the reason they lose."
Gil was quick, clasping Thena's hands entirely between his, squeezing them shut to hide the golden glow of Cosmic Energy. He kissed her cheek, nestling her closer to him as an excuse, "we swore--no harm comes to any human by our own hand."
"They should put him on the bench."
Thena pursed her lips, although she did let her Energy recede. "Are we sure she's human?"
"Hey, I don't like her either." Thena raised her brows as her brother nudged her. She was under the impression he was playing ignorant to the piercing voice behind them, but it seemed she had been mistaken in that. "But Karen is in charge of snacks every other week. If we piss her off, she'll 'forget how many to bring' again."
The woman would let the other children starve to ensure the success of her own?
Gil read the expression well and shook his head. "Try to ignore her."
"Aiden, make that goal!"
Thena squinted, feeling the woman's breath rustling her hair from behind as she leaned over to scream with all her might. She glanced at Gil, "I do not see how that will be at all possible."
"Go, Jack!" Ben shouted, ignorant - maybe wilfully so - to his husband and his siblings and their quarrels.
"Let's go, buddy!" Gil shouted, raising one hand to project his voice while the other stayed firmly around Thena's waist to anchor her to him.
"That's it!" Phastos clenched his fists again.
It got in. It got in!
"That's my boy!" Phastos jumped, wrapping one arm around Ben while the other waved to their son.
Thena blinked as Jack looked at her. She smiled, offering a wave. It wasn't the screaming cheers of his parents, but he beamed, sending her a thumbs up.
"At least he did something this season."
Thena raised her brows. She'd had enough. It took a little precision, but she was still the Warrior Eternal; they all sat once the excitement had died down, waiting for the handshake to finish before they took the kids home. Thena slipped her hand behind her, pressing her palm to the underside of the next level up.
She only needed a finite amount of Energy to summon her smallest weapon.
"Ow!"
Gil and Phastos both turned around as the woman yelped, falling onto her seat in response. She pulled her shoe off, looking to see what was the cause of her pain but found nothing.
Thena remained facing ahead, waving as Jack trotted away from centre field. She felt Gil's hand tap her shoulder but she shrugged, the absolute picture of innocence.
#You're very sweet anon#I hope this is something like what you had in mind#I really did like the interaction between Jack and Thena#and wish we'd gotten more of them#in the film or otherwise#also I know they're tossing a football in the movie#but I don't know how that game works#so#soccer it is
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Cookie snarking in YDKJ
(Source: @lyrajellycat )
(Notice: this is an incorrect quotes blog. Please check description for more info. )
#ydkj#you don't know jack#wrongydkjquotes#cookie masterson#fnaf#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#matthew lillard#steve raglan#william afton
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the one problem with yo-kai watch coming back is shadowside n forever friends needing to be dubbed for 4 to really make sense. maybe they'll announce 4 n then get to dubbing forever friends n dubbing + releasing shadowside? idk-
#puppy rambles#yo-kai watch#yw4#i mean idk if shadowside n forever friends are needed it probably still makes sense if you don't watch those#i'm guessing the game covers the stuff from those movies too#idk my knowledge on stuff beyond 3 is like#blasters 2 uses blasters t gameplay n is extremely glitchy#1's switch port exists#nate n katie are heterosexual n have children. good for them i guess#their kids are named summer n tate but no one in the fandom seems to really know their english names even though they're official#same with jack in forever friends but also i've seen literally no one talk about forever friends#gusto is cute n became a yo-kai when he was alive somehow??? idk how that works#he also both has a shadowside form n a godside form#shadowside tribes n stuff seemingly existed in the past too somehow???#hailey shows up in like two episodes of exclamation point n has a brief cameo in music note n that's it#i still don't know if she shows up in m08 because i haven't seen anyone talk about it at all#guess no one in the english-speaking fandom saw it in theaters#the only reason it doesn't still have the ''this hasn't released yet'' template n say it WILL release is cuz i changed it#yes i was the one to change those things#i was also the one who fixed a typo in the template for 1's quests#if i notice inaccurate stuff while looking at random pages for whatever reason i try to fix it#anyways-
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Rewatching "The Muppets" (2011) with my brother and I can't believe that I totally forgot Kristen Schaal is in it
#She's the anger management counselor who gives up and starts a fistfight#When Jack Black tries to punch her#I'd say there's context to make it better but it's the Muppets I don't know what to tell you#I heard her voice and went “Oh that sounds like Kristen Schaal”#“But there's no way I forgot she was in this movie when such a detail would be relevant for me to remember a couple weeks ago”#“Because then I'd have to be extremely disappointed in myself”#And then I was wrong :(#muppets mbs
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jack antonoff stop working with female artists and stripping them of their personality and edge and making them all sound the fucking same challenge
#everytime a new artist announces that their new album is an antonoff collaboration i die inside#i hate this man with my life#and ironically there are like two original songs by him that i like#but album after album he's just weaseled his way in with florence with lorde with lana with even taylor swift etc etc he's like a vampire#even if you don't know much about music you can listen to the before and after and tell that something is MISSING#jack antonoff is a horror movie entity infiltrating the music industry#not a single woman singer-songwriter is safe#anyway this is a jack antonoff hateblog i hope he dies i hope we both die#music
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